Hey /b/ tonight's the night -im anhero -job sucks -lots

>>593722063

it was nice knowing you.

>>593722063
How?

>>593722063
Nice dubs now deliver

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>>593722460

>>593722063
What are you waiting for?

Later

Dont do it man shit will get better

>>593722598
Wait
Stream it

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>593722063
Don't do it bro.

Where are you going?

Bro, dont fucking do it.

You shouldn't do that

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>>593722598
no balls

hey man, in pretty much the same boat. wish I had something inspiring to tell you or something but I don't

>>593722063
Pls , check my dubs b4 u up and do all that

>>593722773
it might be too late

> no soy un robot

>>593722598
Stream it
You'll be forever remembered

I think its too late anon, OP is kill.

>>593722063
>-just here to say goodbye
goodbye, anon

Is OP kill?

>>593722743
how the fuck is he going to upload it?

>>593722063
shit OP you look like a cool guy why would you wanna end your life?
you only got one

how will you take a pic with no head?

you should 'go out in style'

OP here
Still alive
Show me tits n I'll stream it

>>593723059
Dumbfuck

>>593723111
check dem trips

>>593722598
oh shit, OP's serious

>>593723059
Called streaming for a reason assfuck

either stream it or don't kiil urself and do what i did, have a heap of fun being a homeless alco, the best 4 years of my life were just chilling with cunts in the park getting pissed, and homeless pussy is easy to get, and there is a unbelievable amount of young women with daddy issues on the streets. u can kill yourself at any time. just make the most of this weird incarnation in this strange dimension with all these crazy people

>>593723111
Trips confirm. At least do something more interesting

>>593723059
it's a f0kin stream m8

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>>593723059
>stream
>upload

>>593723111
Trips have spoken, do it op

>>593723059
kek'd

>>593723177
OP pls, i lof u. don do et

>>593723111
Nice set of three 1's bro

>>593723111
Well now he has to do it

>>593723111
Yea, shoot up a place

>>593723059
10/10 bait

>>593722063
Goodnight sweet prince

>>593723463
Waffle House or strip club?

dont do it man just get mega wasted at least. or try crack or some shit. think if your gonna kill yourself you can do anything. go be a pimp.

>>593722920
No dubs. On must do it.

>>593723500
Not even samefag

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>>593722063

>>593722063
Don't do it bro. My dad did and it really fucking sucks for friends and people to have to deal with that loss

>>593722063
>parents kicked out OP
but still in room

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>>593722598
not cool man, put that down

>>593722063
don't do it. things have a way of turning around when you least expect it. hang in there OP.

>>593723321
>Does not understand what stream means.

>>593723580
Strip club
>Then kill women
>Fuck them
>Win win

>>593723059
I just fuckin realized that you might not be trolling and may be thinking the first guy was talking about a tube site.

>>593722598
BRO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STREAM IT MAN. OR SKYPE A FEW ANONS AND WE'LL UPLOAD IT.

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Do it faggot

>>593723177
how much ammo do you have?
just start shooting every black person in the hood you see, and when they start shooting back or when cops get there just kill urself

Stream when?

It is sure Reddit up in this bitch

>>593723183
>>593723246
>>593723302
>>593723321
>>593723346
>mfw fell for the bait

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>>593723756
This.

people love you more than you know

>>593723907
Go back to reddit fgt

>>593722063
Dude you just hit bottom of the barrel, pain should no longer be a barrier for you. Go out into the world and do whatever makes you happy. You have nothing to lose. Nonetheless i you kill yourself live stream faggot. Or post what county you are in so we can google the news about you.

lack of responses from OP lead me to believe he is either Kill or watching us go crazy over whether or not he is kill/

Don't listen to retards on here! Don't do it. Not worth it

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Come on op. Dont be a faggot.

>>593723580
Why not both? Heroes have to save as many as they can

>>593723967
so much this.

>>593723756
Ahahaha gay much>>593723788

>>593723904
>mfw
>no face

Hurrr it's called my FACE when for a reason hurrr.

>>593723883
Now would be good. I ain't hot anything better to do right now then watch a mofos head come apart

>>593723967
Karma award. Gj anon.

>>593723806
Samefag>>593723756

>>593722063
If you hate your life, why not just leave where you are? Why not drive to Vegas, spend all your money on hookers and blow, then decide if you want to kill yourself?

Why not fly to Europe or China, start a new life, then after that, decide if you want to kill yourself?

Why not join the Army and kill some ISIS faggots?

Why not join the red cross, and go help cure ebola?

Why not try and pull your life together?

Why are you acting like such a faggot?

OP was kicked out of his house how is he alone in a room to do this

>>593723756
this is great. the funniest thing of all you can ever offer to someone is hope, worthless worthless hope.

Don't do it man, God loves you

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>>593722063

Go out in a way people will remember you, Do a public shooting, and lead the popo on a high speed chase then kill yourself like pic related.

Don't forget the parachute also it has to say "Ron Paul" somewhere on it.

I think op is kill guys

>>593722063
At least give us your name so we can look it up after you kill yourself and see if it's legit?

Would be bad ass if you went to the strip club and has a Go Pro on

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>>593724251
no

>>593724260
>implying he can do all of this even though he doesn't have a job

>>593724340
larger image?

>>593724260
Why are you acting like a faggot . Let him kill himself amd keep your fairy tale bull shit to your self

>>593724185
>mfw you realize he's probably baiting you too

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OP, seriously. Please.

>>593724619
+1

>>593724619
What anon said

>>593724260
you give sound advice.

>>593724558
>implying he didnt say his job sucked

>>593724260
DAMN STRAIGHT

I wish there was a meetup for suicidal people where once a year they all come together and do it like a business conference

and every year they do it different I.E going to africa/ebola, or going to the Middle East for another crusade

>>593724393
"oh you know I'm just getting stabbed as usual. what can you do?"

Captcha: lacee

>>593724340
I can't see shit, you faggot.

>>593724340

The pic is really small so here is a summary if you don't know

- Get a rifle
- Shoot blanks in the air near police
- Chase is on
- When ready tie rope around neck, other end to steering wheel with a cinder block on the gas
- Open parachute
- Your lifeless body is sailing through the air with police and helicopters watching every bit of it.

Truly a genius way to go out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiH8c7socOg

>>593724558
He can do better than be a faggot pussy double nigger who eats a shotgun.

>>593722063
You dead yet fgt

>>593724678
>mfw you fell for my bait

>>593724339
Bait

godspeed my nigga

>>593724764
i feel like thats the quickest way to end up with some Anhero from /b/ to kill a bunch of other people and then himself

1st: get ahold of all the money you can, go to nearest casino, all on black. walk out. if black, pay the loans back and be decently wealthy and invest. if red then kill self on stream.

>>593722063
Take some antidepression. They do magic.
Then when things start to look better go to Gym.

>>593724886
>am rifle
>can confirm op is ded

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>>593724251

>>593722063
Bye OP

OP update or this post gets dubs, now dub thread. Or singles call Peter Parker

>>593724982
or do the get ahold of money thing and squander it on fun stuff.

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>>593724573
>>593724833

Is this one any larger?

>>593724449
>>593725051

OH GOD DAMN IT WE MIGHT BE THE SAME GUY

>>593725051
rekt

just like OP prolly is atm

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>>593722063
See you in hell, anon. If you really do it I salute you for having more balls than me

>>593725150
Today OP wasn't a faggot.
Good job OP!

>>593724764
>>593724260
kek, samefag much
anyway, I have a list of shit I have to do before killing myself. SO i'm set

In order:
>watch a few Naruto Eps. *the first season motivated me so much back when I was a teenager and I started exercising a fucktonne and lost alot of weight
>Go to France
>fall in love (preferably in France)
>Join French Legion

Op here. Set me up a stream ill do it live.

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OP here
i m a huge faggish crybabby, i lied to you all just like i lie to everyone else
theres no reason for people to talk to me unless i make up bullshit like this, i can't solve my own problems

i won't be killing myself tonight because if i would i woudn't warn anyone
the end of self doesn't require audience to happen

i m sorry if i fooled you all, honestly, thank you for the attention, i needed it.

>>593724887
>mfw I was b8

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mfw you niggers fell for the bait

Everyone. I'm pretty sure OP is kill. Let the thread die

>>593725296
> it takes balls to pussy out on life

>>593725451
today, OP was an faggot

>>593725451
faggot

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>>593725451
haha

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>>593725346
TOPKEK

>>593725451
Kill yourself

>>593725451

i smell a dox coming.

>>593725051
>>593724449
Confirmed for same fag discovering his doppleganger

>>593725451
Good one?

>>593725346
super hot.

>>593725451
hurr mastar trole u so trole good ur like best trole can u teach

>>593722598
And who the fuck is going to clean up that mess after you pull the trigger? If no one finds the body it's going to get infected and smell like shit. Then incects and wild life are going to start eating your body.

You forgot

>I'm a little bitch

>>593725451
Op where u from

>>593725451
But but... how can you kill yourself if you're smiling??

>>593725451
>mfw you put a gun to your head to impress your 4chan friends

>>593725451
xD

>>593724989
Bullshit. Antidepressants are placebos.

>>593725451
Please killl ur selffff please

>>593725451
It would have been better if you didnt tell them.

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>>593725346
hmmm. seems legit

>>593722598
You're holding it the wrong way OP.
Vertical, in mouth, facing up through skull.
Can't reach trigger? Use toe.
Also someone has to clean that shit up.
Its not all about you.

>>593725622
no fkin way m8, gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 you ficking shit sandnigger go eat shit you dirt slinging ass monkey fuck

>>593725451
didn't want you to do it, but even now you look like more of a faggot. nicely done.

>>593725694

St Peters MO

>>593725514
>it takes balls to trudge through a pointless life where you die in the end anyway.

>>593722063
See ya, faggot.

See ya tomorrow, faggot.

>>593725522
a* not an

Time to email his local country sheriff the rifle pic
Have cops over there soon

>>593725971
gr8 b8 m8

>>593725451
OP is Faget

>>593725908
Time to mass email cops, news, etc that you tried to an hero
We gonna help u op u fgt

check 'em

Goodbye anon, thanks for everything. May your exit be a painless one.

>>593725451
dox that motherfucker

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>>593725451
>i was just pretending to be homo

>>593726505
LOL

http://www.slmpd.org/anonymous_tips.shtml

??

>>593724831
9fag detected

>>593725451
Didn't have the balls

>>593726505
best thing all night
thanks for being a faggot OP

It's funny because op trolled about suicide but because he put up his oc pictures he's probably going to want to kill himself after b has their way

sounds like you did all of it to yourself, good job faggot

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First one to roll dubs gets to choose what i kill myself with. Be reasonable

>>593724558
He can join the army without a job. They accept pretty much anyone who doesn't have a felony.

>>593722063
goodnight brother. sleep well

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>>593725984
Kek
>>593722063

>>593726853
chainsaw

As always. OP is a faggot.

>>593726889
They need idiots to go out their and "die for their country"

>>593726853
with a hamster
if not then try using a Midget

>>593726853
Toothbrush. Cuz it has minty flavor

>>593727079
Lols

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>>593727088

>>593727115
exactly

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>>593722063

>>593727088
Winrar

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>>593726166

checked.

>-job sucks
>-lots of bullshit
>-parents kicked me out because im an alchoholic
>-just here to say goodbye

You forgot some, like:

- You're ugly.
- You're balding.
- You're a spic.
- You're short.
- You're stupid.
- You have a stupid-looking buzzcut that your mommy probably did for you.

>>593727560
Holy shit, I fucking wish.

>>593722063
see you on the other side, some day

>>593722063
tfw i know you

your familys gonna see this thread

>>593726853
OP here
sorry i have no reason to live, i secretly really want to die but i m too gay to pull the trigger
i spent years with no gf but today i realized that my happiness lies in being the gf
buttsex is the reason i live

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>>593727954

PROOF
R
O
O
F

>>593727088
Fuck yeah

>>593726853
still waiting for livestream chainsaw massacre

So ive been planning on killling myself for a while and I wanna do it by jumping in front of a train and stream it. Should I just stand with my back to the train and hold the camera facing me

>>593727088
Nice

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>>593728121
Yo!
Sup newfag

>>593723861
You have shit taste in reaction pics

>>593727560
is this real life??

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>>593728105

>>593723720

Agreeing with this anon. My dad did it as well, and shit went downhill afterward.

>>593728105
OP IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING FAG

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>>593725218
My god...i want cancer now.
If i go terminal I'm going out like this

>>593727560
DAMN!!!!!!!

>>593725451
>Is a boring ass cunt with nothing going for him
>Does nothing interesting
>Needs to make a thread about killing himself to get people's attention

If being an emo depressed teen who acts suicidal is the only way you can get people to notice you, then maybe you should kill yourself for how uninteresting and lifeless you are

>>593727560
I want to believe

>>593727560
Holyfucking...
(fapfapfap)

>>593729532

lol

M8 pls. No even do.

>>593724683
Everyone would do that shit all the time if they had an unlimited supply of money. OP could probably buy a plane ticket and have enough money for a few nights on the town, but after that he would probably be fucked.

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>>593728668

Hey /b/ I found op

https://www facebook com/matthew.vanhowe?fref=ts

OP for fucks sake, if you still are alive, use your fucking life to do some good and shoot some ISIS sandniggers. You will get killed eventually and you will do some good in the meantime. Consider it, plain suicide is for faggots.

>>593730697
Try again m8
quads and I post my fb

>>593727088
GET REKT M8>>593726853
>>593726853
>>593726853
>>593726853

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>>593731154
fucking check 'em ->

>>593722951
Eres un cono

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>>593731154
recheck em quads fag ^

>>593732190
>>593731801
fuck

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>>593725346

>>593730697
found YOU, faggot

https://www facebook com/ScorpioBloodbath

>>593732939
I dont know who you are or how you found me but fuck you I will track you down if get one random message from these faggots

this thread just got interesting

>>593732939
What should we do to him?