/b/ I am in dire need of laughs while I struggle on the toilet shitting the Chilli I ate out help pls I need you do not forsake me
i clicked a random image. i hope it brings you lulz
I hope this one's good.
DIRTY DAN REPORTING IN. AWWW YEAH IM GOING TO THRUST MY HARD COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT PINK PUSSY OVER AND OGRE AGAIN UNTIL YOU SCREAM, YOUR PUSSY TIGHTENING AROUND MY DICK AND CHOKING IT. THEN AS THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, ILL GRIP IT OUT AND BLAST MY CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS. FUCK YEAH. ROCK FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO STUFF MY COCK UP YOUR ASS AND FEEL THE BLOOD SPURT OUT ON MY SAUSAGE AND CUM MORE AS YOU CONTRACT HIV AND AIDS PLUS ANAL WARTS AND PROBABLY CHLAMYDIA THAT IVE TRIED TO TREAT WITH CREAM BUT WONT GO AWAY.
HAHA my life is a fucking mess please help me /b/
I GUESS IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 6. POPS WAS A NAVY SEAL WITH MANY CONFIRMED KILLS BUT MA WOULDNT PUT OUT AFTER THE SECOND BABY SO HE CAME INTO MY ROOM ONE NIGHT AND SAID "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?" AND THEN HE RAMMED HIS VEINY THROBBING DICK IN MY ASS WHILE SHOUTING MA'S NAME AND THE NAME OF MY SISTER, IT WAS WEIRD AND I CRIED A LOT. THIS WENT ON FOR YEARS UNTIL I GOT INTO HIGH SCHOOL AND WORKED OUT A LOT. I BECAME BUFF AND AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING, I WENT INTO HIS ROOM WHEN MA WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. I BENT HIM OVER AND RIPPED HIS PANTS OFF AND SAID "I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, LIKE THIS ASS" AND THEN I RAMMED MY NOW MUSCULAR, THROBBING, AND VEINIER COCK INTO HIS PUCKERED ASSHOLE. HE LET OUT A YELP OF "43...CONFIRMED...KILLS" AS I RELEASED BUCKETS OF CUM IN HIS ASS. THREE DAYS LATER I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND HE TOLD ME I WAS HIV POSITIVE AND I MAY CONTRACT AIDS. HE ALSO SAID THE HEMORRHOIDS I HAVE ARE ACTUALLY GENITAL WARTS. IVE BEEN TREATING THEM FOR 10 YEARS AND HAVE BEEN HAVING CONSTANT SEX. IVE GIVEN SO MANY WOMEN AND MEN STDS FOR NO REASON. I GUESS IM STILL MAD AT MY PA FOR FUCKING MY TIGHT ASSHOLE SO LONG AGO. I JUST NEED LOVE. PLS HELP
lol the lulz were returned dude
i ain't no ice cube but i can't believe it was a good DAY
Maybe this this will cheer you up, OP
i don´t know what that is, but once i thought it was funny
I don't even remember this gif. I just watched it and fucking lost it
so that´s why everybody is looking for him, also lost
this faggot has a lot of funny shit but he's becoming more fucked up as time goes on. he has videos where he stabs himself and lights himself on fire...
god this fat little fuck pisses me off so much he probably barely knows what it means
"420? YEA DUUDE LETS BLAZE IT I CAN GO STEAL MY DAD'S BBQ LIGHTER!" "Wait whats marijuana? im talking about weed"
in general, the whole
>look, fellow drug user! I use drugs! appreciate me!
is just fucking obnoxious.
you don't see people going "WOOOH YOU DRINK? I DRINK TOO! YEAHHH LET'S DRINK SOME RUM AND GET SO WASTED YEAHHH! BOOZE ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
6:30 CHUG IT BRO", except 15yo fuckfaces with barely any friends, if at all.
and the same applies to weed.
and if it comes to a point where you find out someone smokes weed, you don't make a fucking hype over it, you ask him if he wants to smoke with you, and that's it.
yea but the worst are the faggot highschool kids who freak out about it especially if i ask someone do you smoke? weed isnt the only fucking thing to smoke in the world so just calm the fuck down i was talking about cigs u faggot
I wanted to bask in the glory of the holy warriors of Allah but you come here and post most unholy dub checking! I will bring violence to your house! I will seek you! I will find you! I wil invoke my wrath upon the door of your home,I will abuse your door, I will rape your door! I will bring it down and invade your house! I will violate the sanctity of your pet! I will convert your wife, I will defile her, I will force your dog to wear a burka! I shall spill my semen upon the faces of your offspring and show them the truth! I will capture you and after I force you to praise Allah I will abuse you! I will humiliate you! I will rape you! You shall know death by my hand! And while you suffer you shall know it was you who brought pain upon your soul for you wanted me to CHECK IT!
This is probably my favorite story ever.
>How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existence
I lost to this shit a week straight by even thinking of it
Mfw the world orbits the sun in an ellipse, that's why we have seasons.. During the summer the world is closer to the sun and the winter the world is farther from the sun. That is, Europe/asias winter and summer Americas fucked in the head and thinks wrong.
Maybe if you're young and autistic and have nothing better to do.