/b/ I am in dire need of laughs while I struggle on the toilet

>>592590166
You ate out some chili?

Hahaha but seriously fuck you. Horrible way to start a thread.

Yes I did thinking it would be hilarious
i am now regretting my actions I do not wish this on my worst enemy

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Revolver Ocelot

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classics

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i clicked a random image. i hope it brings you lulz

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>>592590166
this one still gets me

>>592590648
you didn't name the picture revolver ocelot?

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>>592590939
lost hard

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>>592590166
So raff yuo wirr!

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I hope this one's good.

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kek

DIRTY DAN REPORTING IN. AWWW YEAH IM GOING TO THRUST MY HARD COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT PINK PUSSY OVER AND OGRE AGAIN UNTIL YOU SCREAM, YOUR PUSSY TIGHTENING AROUND MY DICK AND CHOKING IT. THEN AS THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, ILL GRIP IT OUT AND BLAST MY CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS. FUCK YEAH. ROCK FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO STUFF MY COCK UP YOUR ASS AND FEEL THE BLOOD SPURT OUT ON MY SAUSAGE AND CUM MORE AS YOU CONTRACT HIV AND AIDS PLUS ANAL WARTS AND PROBABLY CHLAMYDIA THAT IVE TRIED TO TREAT WITH CREAM BUT WONT GO AWAY.
HAHA my life is a fucking mess please help me /b/
I GUESS IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 6. POPS WAS A NAVY SEAL WITH MANY CONFIRMED KILLS BUT MA WOULDNT PUT OUT AFTER THE SECOND BABY SO HE CAME INTO MY ROOM ONE NIGHT AND SAID "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?" AND THEN HE RAMMED HIS VEINY THROBBING DICK IN MY ASS WHILE SHOUTING MA'S NAME AND THE NAME OF MY SISTER, IT WAS WEIRD AND I CRIED A LOT. THIS WENT ON FOR YEARS UNTIL I GOT INTO HIGH SCHOOL AND WORKED OUT A LOT. I BECAME BUFF AND AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING, I WENT INTO HIS ROOM WHEN MA WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. I BENT HIM OVER AND RIPPED HIS PANTS OFF AND SAID "I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, LIKE THIS ASS" AND THEN I RAMMED MY NOW MUSCULAR, THROBBING, AND VEINIER COCK INTO HIS PUCKERED ASSHOLE. HE LET OUT A YELP OF "43...CONFIRMED...KILLS" AS I RELEASED BUCKETS OF CUM IN HIS ASS. THREE DAYS LATER I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND HE TOLD ME I WAS HIV POSITIVE AND I MAY CONTRACT AIDS. HE ALSO SAID THE HEMORRHOIDS I HAVE ARE ACTUALLY GENITAL WARTS. IVE BEEN TREATING THEM FOR 10 YEARS AND HAVE BEEN HAVING CONSTANT SEX. IVE GIVEN SO MANY WOMEN AND MEN STDS FOR NO REASON. I GUESS IM STILL MAD AT MY PA FOR FUCKING MY TIGHT ASSHOLE SO LONG AGO. I JUST NEED LOVE. PLS HELP

>>592591082
With a picture that funny you surely made op laugh so hard a shit chilli combo came bursting from his nose. Good job, buddy.

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>>592591630

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Revolver Ocelot

>>592591817
Ocelot Revolver

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>>592590166

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>>592591135
lol the lulz were returned dude
i ain't no ice cube but i can't believe it was a good DAY

>>592590166

What's wrong with your digestive system that you shit out chili?

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>>592590166
Maybe this this will cheer you up, OP

>>592591630
>my life is a fucking mess
Kek'd. Please don't be copypasta.

>>592591817
>untitled.jpg
Wtf is wrong with you

>>592590648
i dont know y but that got me

>>592591826
.png my bad

>>592591112
toppest of keks

this is a shit tier thread.

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>>592591630

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Any muslims in here? kek

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i don´t know what that is, but once i thought it was funny

>>592592190
I lost. I've never lost in a ylyl before. What happens now?

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>>592591630
>please help me /b/

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>>592591630

>>592592760
next you need to phone in to your closest 4chan station and inform them that you lost. a representative will be by shortly to fuck you in the ass.

>>592593141
Are they big where it counts? If so, I might have to lose more often.

>>592592760
you have to turn 360 ° and go and never return

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I don't even remember this gif. I just watched it and fucking lost it

>>592590742
this always gets me

>>592591630
I love everything about this post.

>>592593193
nope all cumcrusted wrinkled little shitty wieners.

>>592591630

amazing.

>>592594000
Lose to this for years now...

>>592594000
lost. nice trips

>>592591082
I lost :^)

>>592593589
almost...

>>592592674
This is funny

guys im finished with the toilet thank you all for the keks helped my burning asshole less painful i thank the lord /b/roseidon for you all

>>592594000

Fuck u. I lost.

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Lost to this last time.

>>592593589
Kek

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>>592594804
loosing is awesome

>>592595001
almost got me.

>>592595041
lost

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thats a horrible surprise

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>>592595251
so that´s why everybody is looking for him, also lost

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>>592595214

I didn't get it the first time.

>>592594286
>>>reddit

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>>592595426

>>592594804
finally lost

>>592592760
Probably because it's your first day here if you've never seen that before

>>592591826
we have africa near here, you have mexico, less sandnigger + nigger immigration = more food

>>592591237
Wow I've lost it this killed me

>>592591904
why the fuck was he banned for that?
only explanation I could bring up is feminism.
but back then, there wasn't even rumours of SJW mods.

>>592590358
he is SHITTING the chill that he ate OUT
dumbfuck

>>592592190
Wait, where's the one where someone actually made his skyrim character

>>592594286

Jesus Fucking Christ. I laughed so hard.

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classics following

>>592591630
hmm.. okay.. yes.. hmmm..uhuh.. hmm..

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>>592595902

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>>592596069

>>592596069
That thing can't clean shit. Makes me doubt it really does anything beyond mental comfort of hoping it actually cleans the seat

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>>592592996
is this related to the fact that time goes slower when you're faster?

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>>592590166

>>592595446
I enjoyed your pic. would read again

>>592591237
ahhahhahahah

>>592593540
uh fuck that got me

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>>592590166

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>>592596466
ow

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>>592596416

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chekem

>>592595446
Lost

>>592593589
sauce

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>>592596835
last one gtg

>>592597056
idk sry

>>592591817
Revolver Ocelot

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>>592597073

>>592597222
nce trips

>>592597222
>wasted trips
nice job, faggot

>>592594804
lost to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEageXFg3pM


this faggot has a lot of funny shit but he's becoming more fucked up as time goes on. he has videos where he stabs himself and lights himself on fire...

>>592595516
god this fat little fuck pisses me off so much he probably barely knows what it means
"420? YEA DUUDE LETS BLAZE IT I CAN GO STEAL MY DAD'S BBQ LIGHTER!" "Wait whats marijuana? im talking about weed"

>>592595041
gold

>>592590742
Someone have that pic of the girl?

>>592592190
Lost

>>592592465
I lose to this everytime. Its the second bucket that gets me

>>592597764
in general, the whole
>look, fellow drug user! I use drugs! appreciate me!
is just fucking obnoxious.
you don't see people going "WOOOH YOU DRINK? I DRINK TOO! YEAHHH LET'S DRINK SOME RUM AND GET SO WASTED YEAHHH! BOOZE ALL DAY EVERY DAY!
6:30 CHUG IT BRO", except 15yo fuckfaces with barely any friends, if at all.
and the same applies to weed.
and if it comes to a point where you find out someone smokes weed, you don't make a fucking hype over it, you ask him if he wants to smoke with you, and that's it.

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>>592595426
spaceprogramms are always good

>>592595417
Got me

>>592596416
lost so fucking hard

>>592594000
Lost, and checkem

>>592597222

Trips, deee-eeee-cent.

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Revolver Ocelot

>>592598545
>307495.jpg

>>592590742
Lost so hard right now

>>592598775
yeah the idiot before me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgcimuHks4

>>592598206
why cut off the titles? the titles where awesome.

>>592593141
kek

>>592590648
kek xD

>>592598918
>Anonymous
You're also an idiot, don't be too proud of yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGDxtpsGghw

>>592598161
yea but the worst are the faggot highschool kids who freak out about it especially if i ask someone do you smoke? weed isnt the only fucking thing to smoke in the world so just calm the fuck down i was talking about cigs u faggot

>>592598949
My sides just escaped from me

>>592598331
kekekekekekekekekekek

>>592596431
its cause his wheelchair is solar powered

>>592595943
Goddamn sprinklers.
TS TS TS TS TS TS TS TS TS

>>592592674
more like 300,000 BC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5k4XNbjTWI

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>>592600155

>>592590648
Revolver Ocelot

>>592593525
>melons

>>592590742
still lose

>>592599396
can only agree.
fortunately, I'm a smoker, so I automatically associate "do you smoke?" with cigarettes and everything innuendo-ish with weed.

>>592599940
>snek

>>592599940
11/10 would marry

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>>592594502
fucking lost to this shit

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>>592592518
I wanted to bask in the glory of the holy warriors of Allah but you come here and post most unholy dub checking! I will bring violence to your house! I will seek you! I will find you! I wil invoke my wrath upon the door of your home,I will abuse your door, I will rape your door! I will bring it down and invade your house! I will violate the sanctity of your pet! I will convert your wife, I will defile her, I will force your dog to wear a burka! I shall spill my semen upon the faces of your offspring and show them the truth! I will capture you and after I force you to praise Allah I will abuse you! I will humiliate you! I will rape you! You shall know death by my hand! And while you suffer you shall know it was you who brought pain upon your soul for you wanted me to CHECK IT!

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>>592601004
This is probably my favorite story ever.
>How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existence
I lost to this shit a week straight by even thinking of it

>>592591904
holy sheeeet, lost

>>592591630
so much wat.. pls be real

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>>592601188
Nice dubs

>>592599740
kek

>>592599940
top snek

>>592592540
hue

>>592592540
No moar back pane for this anon

>>592592676
fuck you and your fucking boring shit

>>592592545
keked

>>592593525
gave it a solid chance,

you suck

>>592595001
I fucking lost it and I don't even know why

>>592592465
every time kek

>>592593235
ayy lmao

>>592594000
how can you lose to this?

probably a samefag

>>592593373
kekeekekekeke

>>592592211
>Untitled.jpg

Wtf is wrong with you?

>>592595943
Some men just want to watch the world burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMybeFKmcDI

>>592595810
it was oblivion

>>592593589

how is this even funny?

oh wait its not

>>592592996
Mfw the world orbits the sun in an ellipse, that's why we have seasons.. During the summer the world is closer to the sun and the winter the world is farther from the sun. That is, Europe/asias winter and summer Americas fucked in the head and thinks wrong.

>>592596406

you only got 10 dolla?

>>592601615
>>592602500
horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MJKXHvtcc

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>>592598331
Maybe if you're young and autistic and have nothing better to do.