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I want to have a conversation with Anna Kendrick. No, I would not like her autograph, and no, wouldn't like to be one of the fans she passes on the way through a red carpet affair. I want to have a decent conversation with another human being (who happens to be Anna Kendrick) because she's a human being and deserves to be treated like one. I want to make a lasting impression as a person she enjoyed being around. And then I want to part ways as unlikely friends, the darling of Hollywood's Drama scene and some lowly, humble kid from Texas.

Why the hell can I not do that? Why does it have to be ahuge to-do? Why is meeting a celebrity a case of life-or-death, where only cancer-patient kids can get their wishes? I'm a perfectly healthy person, but it's also my right as an American to talk to whoever I damn well want. But for some reason, I would have to achieve a huge amount of fame and fortune to have a talk with one of my favorite people. There hasn't been a tale like that since Gatsby.

So /b/ wanna help a broke college kid out and help me meet Anna Kendrick? I have no clue how, but it sure would be a hilarious "FUCK YOU" to the rules of social dogma.

tl;dr Wanna meet Anna Kendrick because she's just another human being and deserves to be treated like one. Hep a kid out?
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>>591805319
she is in my top 4sho
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I just want to cum in her ass, take a dump on her chest, and piss on her face. Why won't she talk to me?
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>>591805319
100% autisit
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>>591805319
There is no hope for you
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>>591805319

I come to 4chan to remind myself that no matter how bad I have it, there is always someone who has it worse than me :(
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>>591805319
I just want to fuck her.
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>>591805319
I'd fuck her
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>E-Mail Jimmy Kimmel
>Participate in some ebin ruse
>Meet Longface Smallmouth
>Shake her hand
>Masturbate with that hand for eternity
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You sound so desperate I can almost hear the mouth breathing
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>>591805319
>one of my favorite people
You don't even fucking know her. You've seen shit she acts in, some scripted interviews, you don't know shit.

Celebrities are not normal people. They do not deserve normal people treatment. And they certainly don't view fans as normal people either.
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