Ask a teacher in the UK anything

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what kind of teacher

Secondary school (11-18 year olds)

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>>589304367
How does it feel to be shitty at faking to be a teacher and having an incorrect timestamp

>>589304367
are you happy?

>>589304367
spread legs show us panties

>>589304804

I am actually - stressful but fun

Ever have w student come on to you

>>589304367
Whereabouts in England ?

>>589304790

Lol, not me - its a school related pic for u guys

>>589304781
Do you find some of the kids attractive?

>>589304790
>incorrect timestamp
>shitty kiddy image
how dos it feel to be retarded?

>>589304856
This

>>589304895

Yeah, a 15 year old. Not seriously tho but she was quite hot

What do you think about teaching assistants?

>>589304367
have you ever kissed a girl?

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>>589304955
>

>>589304955
>Lol, not me
fuck this thread, I'm off.

>>589305041
>>589304856
Its a dude

>>589305000

Honestly, yes... I know that I'd be fired though if i even looked like doing anyhting

>>589304367
Are you the dumb slut teacher that had her kik posted to 1000s of horny anons here recently?

>>589304367
Sniff your feet please.

>>589305108
I like them. Some can be really annoying but most are cool and useful

>>589305149
you actually believe that?

>>589305117

Yes, not a student tho

>>589304367
>Teacher
>Don’t know today’s date

What do you teach?

>>589305387
there is a fucking timestamp there

What is your name?
And address?

>>589304367
TITS AND TIMESTAMP , that says 11/23/14

>>589305439
Science

What county do you teach in?

>>589305300
That's cool to know. I'm a teaching assistant, not sure if I should go ahead and do teacher training, seems like a lot of work outside the school day

>>589304367
>>589305178
you would like to be banged out by some 18 yrs olds?

>>589305178
what subject(s) do you teach

also, finding it fucking hilarious most people have come into this thread assuming you are female

>>589305510
DAvid Cameron, Downing street

>>589305597
It is but you get to enjoy working with the kids more i think - more money too!

>>589305599
dubs, must answer

>>589305645
Lol, I never claimed to be - science

>>589305527
Any advice for someone wanting to get into teaching?

>>589305599
Sure, why not

>>589305469
That says 11-23-14 and everybody knows that a year does not have 23 months but indeed only 12

Has any female student teased you/ does she still does it? What have you done?

>>589304367
are your parents proud?

>>589304367
>how does it feel taking blood money from thugs?
>is it fun having the best part time job?
>when did you make the conscious decision to become a warden tasked with the enslavement of adolescent minds?

>>589305881
biology, chem or physics
>pick one

>>589304367
What do you think of grammar schools?

>>589305925
Ask to go to a school for a week or so beforehand, it helps a lot to know what goes on behind the scenes and the work that is required. Just email a local school for that or talk to a PCGE Uni

>>589305984
I think so

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why do you assign so much damn homework
also, checkem

>>589305982
Probably, i joke around with them tho so we can tease each other a bit

>>589306081
Physics at GCSE and A-level

>>589306328
Lol, I dont set as much as i should. Too much marking to do personally, I just make them complete everything in lessons

I have that same school tie.

>>589306416

General location in the UK?

You never knowwww, you could have taught meeeee

>>589306614

Oxfordshire

>>589304367
Why arent u wearing clothes

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>>589304367
>inb4 op is a fag

>>589306529
would you let a student blow you for a better grade, and do you round up ie... someone has a 89.6 would you bring it up to a 90?

>>589306614
or meeeeeeeeee

>>589306820
pic is not of OP

>>589306724

Dammit

>>589306139
What route did you take into teaching? And are English teachers really in demand?

>>589306847

It's not like that in the UK. You pass the year no matter how badly you do. If I went to the US... who knows?

Can I go to the toilet please?

>>589306970
Where are you from?

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>>589304367
When do you plan on having sex with one of your students?

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>>589306993
>you pass no matter what
wat
how?

>>589304367

Why are kids posting on 4chien so retarded, do you think it's partly your fault?

>>589306991

PGCE after a undergrad degree. English teachers probably arent that much in demand but you have a very good chance of getting a job tho

>>589307118
If u get a U, thats it. It goes on ur qualifications as a U and in the future everyone knows what you got

>>589305422

Maybe the picture was taken a fee days ago, it's still a timestamp

>>589306993
? So how do universities know who the shitters are

>>589307127
I tell my kids to talk properly on 4chan and never to write loose instead of lose. I'm saving this place

>>589304367
you look like the best girl i banged in my life. Maybe I fucked OP

>>589307117
When they are 18 and going to uni

>>589307012
After you have finished the work on the board

>>589307313
what the shitballs is a U

>>589307313
what grades did you get in the sciences when you took your exams?

>>589307398

You have to enter all of ur grades. They don't accept any who have got below their threshold

>>589304367
u ever fuck a student?

>>589307622

Ungraded (worse than an F)

>>589307653
GCSE = 1 A*, 2As
A-level: As in Chem and Phys

>>589304367
do you ever wear anything remotely slutty to school?

IE, sexy lingerie under normal clothes, see through clothing, no panties, buttplug etc

And have you ever bent over on purpose to showcase your ass or have done something similar like that?

>>589307676
Not yet

>>589307790
I destroyed you in both pal

>>589307622
In UK, U is 'Ungraded' then you have 'A*' to 'A' through to 'E'

>>589307189
Is it possible to teach a subject without holding a degree in that subject? Or am i majorly fucked

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>>589307717
kek what kind of dumb nigger gets those

>>589307490
So would you keep in touch with your students, so when they turn 18 you can have sex with them?

>>589307862
>not yet
>yet
So it's on the cards huh?

>>589307885
Congrats, u at NASA?

>>589307922
You

>>589307885
good for you, and what are you doing now
>not OP

>>589307912
You can retrain, so it is possible. It may take a year longer at uni (look it up tho)

>>589304367
Would you kindly post a pic of your vag?

>>589307398
See
>>589307313
A U is what in America is known as an F. Here it stands for Unsatisfactory or something, dunno. Ask the teacher. Grades go from A* (like an A+) to U and the system is brutally unforgiving. I actually moved out of the UK because I got two As and two Bs in my A-levels (finals).

>>589307949
We are told not to facebook or social media with them at all, I wouldn't do it for sex but some of the kids are cool and its nice to know what they're up to

>>589307862
you ever put on a show for any of them?

>>589307808
>
bump

>>589307376
>it's still a timestamp

Hey retard. Having a timestamp from over a month ago COMPLETELY FUCKING NEGATES THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A TIMESTAMP!

>>589308139
I got 96 UMS in Geology AS, then still managed to drop to a B-Grade cos I fucked up 2 A2 Exams

Tits or GTFO

>>589306980
GTFO FBI

>>589308402
You must have massively fucked them up!

>>589304367
>UK
>11-23-14

yeah, you fuckers say day first then month. even if that was you, which I doubt it is, you would have written 23-11-14.

>>589308116
Thankyou for your time physics man

>>589308585
Dude, this isn't the Da Vinci Code! I never claimed to be her

>>589308655
No problem, always good to have more teacher buddies

>>589308009
unfortunately not :( getting my shit together - chartered engineer

>>589308569
3 a2 exams**
>D in one, C in other 2 but got an A in the coursework at A2...

>>589307036

Good ol' North East

>>589308862
Cool. It would be odd to find a student of mind browsing these boards

>>589308831
wheres I got BCC and am working toward exactly the same thing. Well done, faglord

>>589304367
Have you ever felt sexually attracted to a pupil of yours? Tell the truth, i wanna know id teachers do find some student attractive..

>>589309106
im suh proud of u welldone

Is it uncommon to have 4 A levels?

A*AAA

>>589308402
This is the kind of shit I mean with "unforgiving". You have to wait half a year at least to retake those and the unis will see that you did and your future is fucked.
For me it was that I had a hard time at the end of year 12, mediocre ASs, obviously that's totally demotivating cos you can either double your A2 workload with retakes or take the hit to your overall grade. Spent most of year 13 just coasting a bit lethargically cos of that, and then managed to save myself from Cs with nootropic drugs. Oh well. Living abroad is nice.

>>589307808
OP PLEASE ANSWER THIS

>>589309195
Yeah, girls are dressing sluttier these days; however, I would never make a move or anything - not worth it and would fuck up life

>>589304367
Post more of yourself

>>589306416
>Physics at GCSE

Easiest shit in history, didn't even bother to revise for that one and got an A*. They put a fucking crossword in the exam.

>>589307622
The GCSE (16 year old qualifications in the UK are graded)
A*
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
U
a U is a complete fail of even getting a grade

Also the teacher's don't have any say in what grade you get like in America, you sit an exam which is set by an exam board not the school and then the paper's are marked by the exam board and you get your grade, teacher's are just there to teach, blowing them gives you no benefit

>>589309999
them quads...

>>589309357
you gotta wait a year now mate..
I was the unlucky year, we stopped doing january exams in year 13 (had to wait 12 months for resits, some people I know took nearly 20 exams in the summer)
the school also stopped getting funding for students who resit so I could retake year 13, even if I paid for all my retaken exams myself

>>589309300
I don't know, I went to a grammar school and I lot of kids there did, I didn't have the motivation for that though

>>589309999
Haha a fucking crossword, what year was that?

>>589310190
Must be 2 years ago

>>589304367
Where in the UK is this school?

>>589310190
bump for this! what board?!

>>589309999
Sure you weren't in the special class?

>>589306724
what school ? eheh

>>589309357
I had 16 exams in June of year 13, done alright in most but shit in Economics for some reason, I still don't know why

Maths, Further Maths, Economics ABD

still got into University of Manchester for a Maths degree even though the entry requirements are A*AA

>>589309747
MOAR

>>589310483
Where are you from?

>>589310521
are you in your first year now?

>>589307808
op is a guy

>>589310103
Fucking Gove, I was doing 2 weeks experience in my old school and was in the staff room when he got moved out from that position, the staff had a little party, never seen them that happy before

>>589310620
i now attend the oxford uni, i think that's enough...
i also attended high school fairly close.

>>589310870
3rd, it was the year the fees went up so there was a huge decline in admissions

>>589310316
>>589310387
Yeah what board? I did OCR physics 2 years ago

>>589310103
Nah I moved to Austria, now I get paid 200 euros a month to study engineering, guaranteed job as well. I genuinely do feel bad for English kids who get fucked by the system and can't get out though. Also did you do A2 in 2014 because the same thing happened to my school.

This thread is becoming a bit like the student room kek

>>589310521
How the fuck?

>>589310965
Not saying, you will track me down! What school did u go to and I'll see if ur close?

>>589305974
kek

>>589311220
yeah i did, it was a shambles

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>>589309747

>>589305974
europoor detected.

>>589311495
I don't remember that, but I can definitely imagine it. Fucking hell

>>589304367
>>589310188

>>589311356
Rye St Antony

>>589309747
Nice butterflies.

>>589311665
Most countries in europe (that's right you dumb cunts! europe itself isn't one big country!) have a triple A credit rating.
America has a double A.
Think before you open your cock holster.

>>589311342
that's 9 A2 exams + 7 retakes from the year before i guess?

Do you like creampies?

>>589304367
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING PHOTO THIS SIDE OF THE MILKY WAY

>>589312011
No, how did you get into Manchester?

>>589311574
Whole body with school tie please

>>589311805

I'm about 30 mins drive from there. I have a friend who teachers there now though. Started this year

>>589311574
Got any spread vag closeups?

>>589312177
oh...
too bad i did't get to meet him ;)

>>589312156
im not the manchester guy

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>>589311574
One more to go!

>>589304367
OP still around?
What uni did you go to?

>>589312433
You a girl then?

It's a long shot but anyone here from Reading Boys'? That place always was a hive of faggy /b/tards.

>>589312514

cum and take a picture

>>589312511
Lel nevermind then

>>589304790
>Ask a teacher in the UK anything
>in the UK
>UK

faggot

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>>589312643
well apparently yes...
and i know what u gonna say...

>>589312774
this is why i preferred ID's haha

what school do you teach at?

>>589312983
I'm always surprised to hear girls on 4chan, don't worry this is a nice thread

>>589313023
Yeah man, I don't see why people complained, it just stopped the samefags

Have you ever hit on a male student?

>>589313261
>being this oblivious

>>589312156
Reduced offer because I did a scholarship and a further reduced offer due to having done further maths so it was down to ABC my offer I still failed to make that but because of it being the year fees went up applications were down a lot so they were desperate for people so they let me in (that's my theory anyway)
They closed off 2 halls that year due to lack of students

>>589304367
Would you like compliments?

>>589309747
fuckin' grade a, man.

>>589313339
Nope

>>589312011
2 maths, 2 further maths, 1 economics, 2 general studies, the other 9 were resits

I resat everything I didn't get an A in first time, got A's in 11 of the 12 maths modules over the 2 years except FP2 which I gott 40% in which dragged my further grade down to a B :(

Film yourself masturbating pleeeease?

>>589313913

second this, you're fucking gorgeous

>>589312514
give us another one - show us open your open asshole

>>589313557
Ahh you lucky shit, great year to be in. By the time I did A-levels everyone had gotten over the fees.

>>589314064
same... politicians can honestly go fuck themselves with a rusty knife nevertheless

>>589309300
unis make offers on 3 so 4 is just for nerds

>>589313886
Ever hit on a female student? Do you ever try to act intimidating? Have you ever done anything like masturbate after school or between classes? Ever masturbate and think of any of your students?

OP you're hot. But you also has the same body type of my ex-gf, THE SAME. Even clit looks like!!

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>>589312514

Sharpie in pooper

whats 3-7x15+3?!?!?!?!

>>589307808
op come on answer pls

where in the uk?

>>589314539
some unis only make offers on 4, others work by UCAS points, so a fourth a level will hike that up

>>589314610

Never hit on a student, been nice to them though. I've not masturbated at school but I have done so afterwards, thinking about some of them...

>>589304367
SHOW YOUR FACE.

>>589314381
Absofuckinglutely. Total step backwards and, coincidentally, a step towards the way things are in amerifat. Almost every other developed country's govt has realised that education is the best investment in their future. God damn.

>>589314780
-105

>>589314953
something tells me this isn't OP

>>589315210
it is actually. its not illegal (maybe morally dodgy)

post face pic

>>589315375
not if they're over 16, then again how many girls do you even get doing A level physics...

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>>589315109
Thanks man!

Would you suck my dick if I promised you a higher paying teacher job in return?

>>589315636
Not many at all, they all do it at GCSE tho

OP, do you think any /b/tard pupils of yours would recognise you as such? Do you have any suspected /b/tards?

>>589315947
I think that there would be some so i need to be candid

I'd love to cum all over your body...

where in the uk do you teach/ what exam boards do you use

>>589316400
OCR science and Oxfordshire

I'm a premises manager in a school you would have the best classroom lol

>>589315936
the grill here, my major is physics though lel

>>589304367
moar

>>589314778
tits or gtfo

>>589315936
In AS there were 2 girls in my class
this dropped to 1 in my A2 class.
I can't be certain of the overall numbers though

OP, already stopped counting on sex partners?

>>589316809
U at uni doing physics then?

How do you decorate your classroom? Do you like video games?

>>589314778
spread those holes

>>589316948
yasss

>>589317005
Lots of student work around the walls, some old fashioned science equipment that is useless now.

I like video games but only play during the holidays, too busy during term time

>>589317159
which uni?

>>589317335
oxford uni dude
already said that

>>589317739
That wasn't me (OP), are you in the first year then?

>>589316697
So you just gave /b/ enough info to dox you, with photo, and screen shots of you saying you find kids attrative. How could you be so stupid?

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>>589304955
fgt

>>589317930
yes, it's going alright

>>589318067
Lol, we are OCR and Edexcel but its confusing

face pic op

lel

>>589318067
he said nothing wrong... finding ppl attractive is not a crime lel

>>589304367
why are you on 4chan with people the same age as your students?

>>589304367
FACE OR GTFO

Have you banged a student yet?

>>589318786
If your a teacher it is you fucking idiot

>>589318240

Was Rye St Antony a good school?

>>589317276
Do you find Solid Snake attractive? Or do you only like younger men?

>>589304367
Post face

>>589318786
A teacher saying she finds kids attrative, and posting her tits on a public forum. Yeah, sure, she wouldnt lose her job for that retard.

(OP) I've g2g, any last-minute questions?

>>589319705
post face plox

>>589319305
>yeah i guess, not the best time i had though... grills are bitches to each other, and its kinda hard when ur quiet and a little shy

>>589319671
I bet u've loved it tho

post face

>>589319705
Yeah why are you a lying cunt

>>589304367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJHq5pEZYU

>>589319705
Yeah, why is the time stamp the wrong date

>>589319803

Maybe we will meet when out and about

>>589319975
UK date, idiot

>>589319705
Why is the time stamp wrong? Is it because you're actually a fat neckbeard?

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>>589319705
Would you bang a student

>>589319705
Would you jack me off?

>>589320084
Yeah. It's wrong you twat. It's also 9.20pm here.

>>589320013
i'd not oppose to that

>>589320344
>>589320397
Yes to both

>>589320084
So what does it say? Read it out to us you fool.

What colour would u like?

>>589320666
dem devil trips

>>589320703
Learn to tell the time!

>>589320344
>>589320397
>>589320691
No I would not.

>>589320757
Green

>>589320691
Good slut

>>589313261
>4chan
>thread

jesus christ

>>589320869
/thread

>>589320786
What do you mean? What the fuck do you see? It's 9:20pm here in England. The timestamp says 1:43

post face

11-23-14
1:43pm
Fucking idiots in this thread.

>>589304781
fake
secondary school only goes up to 16

>>589320691
Good.

>>589314778
who's this girl? someone in the thread or one of OP's students or someone not related at all?

>>589321719
supposed to be OP, if OP is not a faggot

>>589321665
Ever heard of sixth-form, dipshit?
Comprehensive school pleb confirmed

>>589322303
huh, didn't think of that.
I went to a sixth form college that wasn't part of my secondary school so I never link the two.

>>589322204
OP is a guy not a girl

>>589319671
>she

>>589323048
>>589323346
Oh right, well fuck this then, bye

>>589316697
HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN OXFORD AND JUST FINISHED SCHOOL I MIGHT KNOW YOU.

Though, just a guess, Mr. Shadbolt because you got the sac at BCC for fucking a sixth former doing A Level physics

>>589323346
>HE

>>589323863
OP is a guy he just posted that pic as it was relevant to school, fucking hot girl though wish i knew who it was

>>589311956
that's the governments of those countries you stupid shit, the government's ability to borrow maney has nothing to do with an individual citizen's wealth unless they are borrowing the money and giving it to people

>>589324841
I know, I've been to two secondary schools in oxfordshire with sixth forms and I think I might legitimiately know this teacher

>>589304367
pic says 11-23-14 1:43
lmfao

>>589325167
sorry completely misread, I just read Ms Shadbolt

nah this teacher claims to not of done any of that

>>589305178
>anyhting

Education in my Country is fucked.