How does it feel to be shitty at faking to be a teacher and having an incorrect timestamp
>how does it feel taking blood money from thugs?
>is it fun having the best part time job?
>when did you make the conscious decision to become a warden tasked with the enslavement of adolescent minds?
Ask to go to a school for a week or so beforehand, it helps a lot to know what goes on behind the scenes and the work that is required. Just email a local school for that or talk to a PCGE Uni
>inb4 op is a fag
When do you plan on having sex with one of your students?
do you ever wear anything remotely slutty to school?
IE, sexy lingerie under normal clothes, see through clothing, no panties, buttplug etc
And have you ever bent over on purpose to showcase your ass or have done something similar like that?
A U is what in America is known as an F. Here it stands for Unsatisfactory or something, dunno. Ask the teacher. Grades go from A* (like an A+) to U and the system is brutally unforgiving. I actually moved out of the UK because I got two As and two Bs in my A-levels (finals).
This is the kind of shit I mean with "unforgiving". You have to wait half a year at least to retake those and the unis will see that you did and your future is fucked.
For me it was that I had a hard time at the end of year 12, mediocre ASs, obviously that's totally demotivating cos you can either double your A2 workload with retakes or take the hit to your overall grade. Spent most of year 13 just coasting a bit lethargically cos of that, and then managed to save myself from Cs with nootropic drugs. Oh well. Living abroad is nice.
The GCSE (16 year old qualifications in the UK are graded)
a U is a complete fail of even getting a grade
Also the teacher's don't have any say in what grade you get like in America, you sit an exam which is set by an exam board not the school and then the paper's are marked by the exam board and you get your grade, teacher's are just there to teach, blowing them gives you no benefit
you gotta wait a year now mate..
I was the unlucky year, we stopped doing january exams in year 13 (had to wait 12 months for resits, some people I know took nearly 20 exams in the summer)
the school also stopped getting funding for students who resit so I could retake year 13, even if I paid for all my retaken exams myself
I don't know, I went to a grammar school and I lot of kids there did, I didn't have the motivation for that though
I had 16 exams in June of year 13, done alright in most but shit in Economics for some reason, I still don't know why
Maths, Further Maths, Economics ABD
still got into University of Manchester for a Maths degree even though the entry requirements are A*AA
Fucking Gove, I was doing 2 weeks experience in my old school and was in the staff room when he got moved out from that position, the staff had a little party, never seen them that happy before
Yeah what board? I did OCR physics 2 years ago
Nah I moved to Austria, now I get paid 200 euros a month to study engineering, guaranteed job as well. I genuinely do feel bad for English kids who get fucked by the system and can't get out though. Also did you do A2 in 2014 because the same thing happened to my school.
This thread is becoming a bit like the student room kek
Most countries in europe (that's right you dumb cunts! europe itself isn't one big country!) have a triple A credit rating.
America has a double A.
Think before you open your cock holster.
Reduced offer because I did a scholarship and a further reduced offer due to having done further maths so it was down to ABC my offer I still failed to make that but because of it being the year fees went up applications were down a lot so they were desperate for people so they let me in (that's my theory anyway)
They closed off 2 halls that year due to lack of students
2 maths, 2 further maths, 1 economics, 2 general studies, the other 9 were resits
I resat everything I didn't get an A in first time, got A's in 11 of the 12 maths modules over the 2 years except FP2 which I gott 40% in which dragged my further grade down to a B :(
Ever hit on a female student? Do you ever try to act intimidating? Have you ever done anything like masturbate after school or between classes? Ever masturbate and think of any of your students?
Absofuckinglutely. Total step backwards and, coincidentally, a step towards the way things are in amerifat. Almost every other developed country's govt has realised that education is the best investment in their future. God damn.
Lots of student work around the walls, some old fashioned science equipment that is useless now.
I like video games but only play during the holidays, too busy during term time
HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN OXFORD AND JUST FINISHED SCHOOL I MIGHT KNOW YOU.
Though, just a guess, Mr. Shadbolt because you got the sac at BCC for fucking a sixth former doing A Level physics
that's the governments of those countries you stupid shit, the government's ability to borrow maney has nothing to do with an individual citizen's wealth unless they are borrowing the money and giving it to people