Best of 4chan?

>killed eight people

That's not the "best" of 4chan, that's probably one of the downest point of 4chan's entire existence. If you think this is cool in any way, then you are an edgy Mc.Edgester.

Notice how this happened in America. Once again. BUT OH NO MORE PEOPLE DIED FROM HEART ATTACK LAST YEAR so we shouldn't care about gun safety, right? Those arguments are always shitty.

>>589005892
>being this faggot

>>589005892
kill yourself cancer
this is why b is shit

>>589005892
>kek

>>589005892
god what a faggot

>>589005892
and I suppose you're pro-life too? go back to tumblr

>>589005992
>>589006106
>>589006181
>>589006232
>>589006299
kek

OP I'm pretty sure that's fake I was there in the first thread and some one made that shit.

>>589006354
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting

>>589005892
god what a nigger

>>589005892
>le look at me im edgy violenceescsa is baddsg

>>589006106

You are so fucking incomprehensibly stupid. /b/ is shit because of people like me, people like me who complain about all these rehashed threads and shit quality and no more quality posting on /b/ anymore and not a single funny or epic thread anymore. Everyone is 13, everyone is stupid, everyone thinks hacking is sending pizzas to someone's house, prank calling them, or messaging them on Facebook.

But I'm the cancer. Right? I bet the next course of action for you is to spew "u mad u mad rustle rustle" and plug your ears and ignore all the good advice I'm giving, because of how stupid you are. That's how fucking stupid you are. When you ignore perfectly legitimate advice like mine and call me a cancer when I give it out and then say 'b' (not /b/, but b.... lmao) is shit because of people like me.

>>589006181
Yeah, right. kek. Okay. Whatever. Good meme. Get the fuck out.

Oh wait that shit really is fake now that I look at it, that shit happened last year haha!

>>589005892
You're in the wrong place, pal...

>>589006232
Yeah, for what? For caring about other people? Oh woe is me!

>>589006299
>pro-life

Wow what an edgy hardcore position to make! How dare ANYONE care about other lives.

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Instead of derailing the thread, I'll see what I got

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chemo incoming

>>589006542
Where's the proof that the person posted on 4chan beforehand? There is none.

>>589006576
Wow, randomly saying 'nigger'. Yeah, you're 14.

>>589006701
it was 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westroads_Mall_shooting

>>589006709
No, I'm not.

>>589006542
Oooh oh no I got the stories mixed up.

There was another mall shorter who people were passing this off as him.

>>589006631
>>589006669
>>589006725
>>589006771
samefag
nice pasta 8/8 grtb8

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>>589005892
Guaranteed rustles

>>589006959
>>589007045
>>589007155
>>589007158
RIP pol

>>589005892
Shut the Fuck up tumblr, Nobody wants you here.

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>>589006631
Russel

>>589005892
country is overpopulated anyway

>>589006847
>ifunny

>>589006847
best of 4chan by way of 9gag-equivalent shitsite

>>589006857
Kill yourself faggot. Not even the anon you replied to, just stopping in to let you know you're a massive faggot and you should kill yourself.

>>589006857
http://chan4chan.com/archive/19750/%22I'm_going_to_go_out_in_style%22

>>589006927
ohh ok

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>>589004904
Trap threads

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>>589006631
:3

>>589006631
You outgrew /b/, that's all. It was never as good as you make it out to have been.

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>>589004904
this got me

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>>589004904

does anyone have photos for "Doublemint dave/Mark the mint man" or the 40 something green text story of the IT god working for his father?

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>>589006857

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>>589007838

>>589006951
>samefag

Of course it's the same person responding to all the people responding to me. Why wouldn't it be? Are you stupid? What possibly made you think that I was deliberately trying to be separate people?

>pasta

Pasta? You think everything I'm saying is one big copypasta? Are you fucking stupid? Yes you are.

>>589006631
0/10 won't read, too long.

>>589006631
Yes, you're the cancer. Stop shitposting and put up that new fucking content if you've got a hankering for it. Your "good advice" is shit.

>>589005892
bait.jpg

>>589008115
>trolling

How the fuck am I trolling, now? Explain to me. How is having compassion trolling?

>>589008292
Good. Shows how uneducated you are.

>>589008316
Explain what you're saying or fuck off. Repeating yourself is stupid.

>>589008323
No.

>>589008019
topkek

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>>589005892

>>589008537
Fuck off.

>>589006631
You don't belong here anymore, anon...
There are better chans out there.
4chan will never be the same.
I know a place that welcomes you...I'm from there.

>>589005892
kill yourself

Well /b/ I've got a story to tell. I work at a fast food place (it's a local thing so I won't bother mentioning the name). I was just about ready to close up shop, everyone else had already left, when I noticed a little girl walking around outside. She was just sort of loitering, walking around in circles. I didn't really get a good look at her, but I continued with closing procedures. After I had locked the safes and checked and double checked this and that, I noticed she was still out there. She was just sitting in the rain. I figured she must be lost, so I decided to do my good civilian duty and help her out. Upon going out there I got a good look at her. She looked to be around 7 years old, with short black hair (pageboy style like Rei). I didn't really know her ethnicity, she looked pale white but had some asian features. Her clothes, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt (hardly fitting attire for the weather) were tattered, dirty, soaked, and it looked like she had been wearing them for quite some time (and she didn't smell like roses and candy either). She had her face in her knees just sort of lightly sobbing, and she didn't seem to notice me even though I was fairly close to her. Until I finally said "hi". Then she looked up, and I could clearly see she was blind. This startled me a bit, and now I felt bad. I just let some blind defenseless girl cry outside of my store while I went about my business. Unlike most /b/tards, I have some conscience (and I wasn't actually thinking about sticking it in the pooper). I asked if her if she'd like to come out of the rain. She got up, and I lead her into the store. I asked her if she wanted something to eat, and she nodded her head yes. She didn't answer me

>>589008828
*yawn*

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>>589004904

>>589006631
>be this guy
>be a massive faggot
>nigger overload

>>589008828
>cont...
about what she wanted though, and that's when it hit me again. "Can you talk?" I asked her, to which she shook her head no and started to sob a bit more. I put my hand on her shoulder (not pervertedly) and said, "It's okay, I'll make you something good." She dried her tears a bit, and I fixed her a sub. I gave it to her, and she devoured it. Since her clothes were in terrible shape, and she acts like she hasn't eaten in forever, I asked her my third question. "Do you have a home?" to which she again gave a meek no. I didn't want to see her cry again, so I told her I'd take her back to my apartment (and no, once again, I wasn't trying to stick it in the pooper). So, in that very short amount of time, I now had this little girl accompanying me home. And I was thinking that she probably should've been snatched up by pedophiles by now being out on the street. She's tattered and dirty, but still pretty underneath. I took her out to my car, and buckled her into the front seat next to me. I think I could tell at that point she wanted more to eat.

>>589005892
>edgy Mc.Edgester
Please... Kill yourself you massive faggot.

>>589008745
No.

>>589009148
sorry i'm not one of the "cool kids"
guess thats the price of graduating highschool

>>589008342
i lol'd.. i got it

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>>589009209
no. you're the fucking edgy one if you think someone killing 8 people is fucking cool or some shit

>>589008487
holy shit i forgot about efg

>>589009364
back to le reddit, nigger, and take this shitpost with you

>>589008043
I remember these as well, they were quite funny.

>>589009200
>cont...
On the car ride to my place I didn't really know what to say, so I was generally quiet. I asked her if she had any parents, to which she responded no, so I suppose they're dead. I asked her old she was and she stuck up 8 fingers (I was close). Every once in a while I would put my arm on her back and rub it a bit, trying to be comforting. I don't really think she noticed or cared. Obviously some bad shit has happened to her, and for all she knows she could end up in my glovebox. Of course maybe 8 year olds don't think thoughts like that, only /b/tards like me. We arrived at my apartment, and I walked in with her. My roomate Luke was up in the living room playing 360 online, and he just gave me a raised eyebrow. Luke wouldn't suspect me of being a pedophile or serial killer, but one of us bringing an 8 year old home isn't normal. So I told her to go into the kitchen and eat what she wants, and I'll talk to Luke. I gave her a gentle nudge in the direction of the kitchen and she went in (they're connected except for a little counter thing between them). He turned off the 360 (oh noes his rankings).
"So what's going on?"
"I found her outside of [[[Portal|place where I work]]]"
"So you brought her home?"
"She's blind, mute, and she doesn't have any parents or a place to stay."
"Okay, but she's sleeping in your room."

>>589006857
i saw that tread, you're just a fagot.

>>589009364
no one said it was cool. youre jusst a faggot.

>>589009493
I'm not from reddit.

>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8
>>589005892
b8 b8b8b8

>>589009628
You saw that thread so there's proof huh? Wow.

>>589008417
No. Post original content or shut the fuck up.

>>589006857
hah you really are a nigger

>>589009673
For what?

>>589009755
Yeah, it's totally not the guy spamming like you're doing right now. -_-

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>>589007101
>>589006959
>>589007045
Where is the proof for all these wild claims?

>>589009818
How about no.

>>589009364
>>589009747
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2qpux7/i_got_a_freakishly_large_frootloop/

>>589009501
>cont...
And with that, he turned on his 360 again. We were friends, but we made it a priority not to pry in each other's business. I went back into the kitchen to find my loli friend sitting down with a bag of chips she found. I realized that I forgot she's blind and has no idea what my kitchen's layout is. I asked her if she wanted something else, and she nodded her head yes. I thought of the only thing I could, and grabbed a paper and pencil. I put the pencil in her hand and pressed it down on the paper. I had no idea if she could write or not, but she wrote down a rough sort of scribbly word which I made out to be "sandwich". So I put together and sandwich with anything I could find, salami, cheese, etc. I didn't think she would be a picky eater. She inhaled it pretty much, and it was at this point I remembered she smelled like somebody had used her hair to clean their colon. She needed a bath, and since she was blind I would have to be the one to give it to her. I said "How about we get you clean?" and she nodded yes. I wondered how long it's been since she's bathed. Luke looked back at me and just shook his head, so I put my hands up in the sort of "What else am I going to do?" motion, and followed her into the bathroom.

>>589009855
>-_-
proves my point of being a faggot

>>589009792
i saw your mom get bootyblasted by a pack of niggers too. she came

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..live now http://jennygo19.tumblr.com/

>>589008582
moot's nose looks like a lady twerking

>>589010093
>cont...
I peeled her clothes off of her, and put them on the ground for later burning. I grabbed the soap and washed her, she didn't seem to object to me doing this. I got her as thoroughly clean as I could, and I could tell she was getting very tired. I dried her off, and her eyes were shutting so I carried her to my room. Walking out of the bathroom carrying a naked loli in my arms, Luke gave me another look. A look like, "Man I've been minding my business all night but what the hell are you doing?" I payed him no mind and carried her to my room. I put a pair of my boxers on her and a t-shirt of mine and laid her on my bed. I put the quilt over her and she settled immediately into the bed. She looked like she was the most comfortable she's been in a long time. I didn't know where she had been sleeping for the past bit, but it was probably wasn't ideal. I sat down on the edge of the bed and popped my shoes off and just gave a sigh. Not really of frustration, I was just disillusioned with what was going on. I went out of the room and turned the light off (she was already fast asleep by now) and went out to Luke. We played some Perfect Dark and discussed some chick, ignoring the obvious topic.

>>589008619
Please enlighten me anon.

>>589005892

Hey do you mind deleting me from friends? Everytime I see your face I get the urge to beat off on a printed out picture of your profile pic, I'm running out of money I can't even fucking feed myself anymore because all I buy is more printer paper to beat off to you on. My whole house smells like jizz paper, please I can't buy anymore paper and I can't delete you on my own.

>>589009818
No.

>>589009364

>getting this ass blasted

kill yourself and take your family with you

>>589010488
hot wheels chan brah.

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Russian moot

>>589009842
How?

>>589009928
I'm not going to that site.

>>589010128
For using -_-?

>>589010209
Okay.

>>589010506
Edgy.

>>589010539
Edgy.

Does anyone have that pic when moot put a shoe on his head?

>>589010470
>cont...
After I got finished with him, I realized this was probably /b/'s specialty and decided to write it up. I don't really know what I should do with her. I was considering taking her to the police station, but I began wondering. Why would she run away from home? Maybe she has some physically or sexually abusive father at home who's just going to go and claim and her and beat her or molest her again. She said her parents were dead, but that might not be entirely true. And I began wondering if I technically kidnapped her. She could just be some kid that ran away and if her parents raise a ruckus could I get in trouble for doing a good deed? I hope not. I do need to get some sleep though, so I'll be going to bed soon. I've decided to take the day off tomorrow, to figure out who she is and I think she might have a little cold (I sound like a mother already!). So yeah, no pooper sticking, sorry for wasting your time /b/.

>>589010910
no, it's not in this thread

>>589010910
fuck nevermind

>>589009021
it's funny becausse he's satan 666

>>589006870
kek
>2000 billion

Thats fucking 2 trillion. What a retard

>>589008342

oh my god

>>589009762
>I-I'm dangerously cheesy

Made my fuckin day

>>589010705
yes for using -_-. you fucking faggot.

>>589011489
Wrong.

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>>589004904
WTF. This guy was born in the county I'm from

>>589011581
So were many other people.
When you stopbeing 17 you will stopbeing surprised that someone else lives in the same fucking area that you do. Maybe then you'll have some sense of actual pride that exists outside of "I live here so I like it".

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1/2

>>589009673
This.

>>589009912
Cool! Then stop bitching about there not being enough original content! Ta-daaaa! Problem fucking solved.

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>>589011728
2/2

>>589010705

Faggot. Kill yourself immediately.

>>589009131
my absolute favorite

>>589011772
That makes no sense as a response to my post. Fuck off now.

>>589011881
EDGY!

>>589006959
>>589007045
>>589007101
>>589007158

This shit is so innacurate

>>589005892
Die please

>>589011698
No, I just didn't expect him to be born in the UK. Calm down.

>>589010705
haha wow get a load of this nigger faggot.

>>589012067
No. Just stop being fucking edgy and stupid and you'll see it's not that hard.

>>589012168
Yeah, a population of 63.6 people it's super surprising that someone else lives in that country besides you.

>>589006892
fuck I was there

>>589012331
>nigger faggot

Yeah, you're 12. Get out, adults are speaking.

>>589008342
its almost 1 year and now i got the joke

>>589005892
Butt hurt brit who now cant look at porn without calling isp and asking for porn XD

>>589009021
a classic
>"NO BODY IN REAL LIFE WOULD EVER DO THAT"
and yet she did ...

>>589010101
saving that one

>>589012701
I'm not a fucking Brit. You fucking shittard.

>>589010705
Time to kill yourself

>>589011969
IF you have a problem with the way things are, then fucking do something about it instead of bitching and moaning. Or, yknow LURK MOAR

>>589013054
Stop being fucking edgy.

>>589013059
i am. stupid fuck

>>589008342
haha i dont get it

>>589013243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

>>589013211
No you're not, you're busily yelling into the fucking grand canyon. You have accomplished nothing besides getting me to post. Hoooraaaay! Go you! You're the real hero here. After all, /b/ hasn't always been about the dark side of humanity that's shown when people can let themselves act however they please or anything.

>>589006842
I was there for that kek

>>589013447
lmao this video is blocked. thanks GEMA!

>>589010101

That shit is deep, thanks anon

Time to fucking change my life, goodbye /b/ I'm leaving this shit hole forever!
Au revoir!

>>589007349
that's very little. I'm way over 2TB of porn.

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>>589008582
how did moot used to be so cool. Now he's just a cuck.

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teh story of neal

>>589014098
He became old.

>>589012518
As was I. It was a fun night

>>589008619
Maybe you should go fucking back there and stop lurking 4chan then, dimwit

>>589014361
God I love Neal.

>>589010425

HOLY FUCKING BALLS CANNOT UNSEE

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the one you people need ..but not one you deserve

>>589012498
leled

>>589006631
I fully agree with this this place isn't as crazy as it you to be

>>589012420
been a while since I've seen this one

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>>589010425
cannot be unseen

>>589006725
go back to reddit

>>589006631
Nigga I gotta ask, why you mad?

>>589010425

Oh man.

>>589013526
At least I care.

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>>589014469
I fucking love this story. It's just dumbfounding that these people are on 4chan.

>>589006842
good times

>>589014727
I'm not from reddit.

>>589014796
Try reading my posts, huh? How about it, instead of incessantly screaming "u mad u mad y u mad tho".

>>589005892
10/10 made me reply

>it was probably OP to bait lurkers

>>589012568
lol is that the best you have, nigger faggot? your logic is as poor as your bank account. get a job, nigger

>>589006106
And op is /b/ redeeming quality

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>>589010179

>>589005892
I would burn you alive

>>589015123
Every post you don't like is a trollpost.

>>589015225
>logic

Stop using words you can't understand.

>>589015485
So fucking edgy, mate!

At least you're being creative now, rather than repeatedly telling me to kill myself!

>>589006631
I'd like to quote Wireman from Stephen King's "Duma Key":

"When it comes to the past, we all stack the deck"

/b/ was never better. You just saw unoriginal things and assumed they were original because you've never seen them before.

I'm pretty sure newcomers now would get the same feeling as us back then.

Suck it up and leave.

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>>589010425

>>589006955

Is that Jon Benjamin?

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>>589004904
>>589005892
>>589005992
MUH GUNS
MUH FREEDOMS
MUH SECOND AMENDMENT

>>589005892
Troll 0/10

>>589015659
i am sorry, i have to dumb everything down to your nigger level so you even have a chance of understanding

>>589008027
brings me back,
gets me every time

>>589011397
I never noticed it before but it actually says "cheey".

>>589016193
impossible, that's not my basement

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>ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

>>589014469
top kek man
was once tripping and had the sensation that I am the same with everybody else... cheers m9

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>>589015893

>>589005992
right?

>>589006857
Kill yourself

>>589009896
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>589006846
That's actually new to me. Neat.

>>589015485
Do it! Cleanse /b/ fire starter

>>589005892
go to 9gag fagt

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>>589008292
>tl;dr

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>>589006892

>>589007155
And I thought that was going to be a fail

>>589006870

>reason no. 267327363 that we need IDs back
>inb4 "but then we're not anonomoose hurr tuurr derp derp"

>>589006870
26+26+10+2=64
(Uppercase+lowercase+numerals+special) special being + /
8 positions, so 64^8=280 trillion

>>589007246
this made me tear up

>>589015794
No.

>>589008619
show me this place of wonder 0.0

>>589015904
>Troll

Calling someone a troll is telling THEM they're insincere. I'm not being insincere. I'm being completely sincere and serious with what I'm saying. So what if I'm fucking lashing out against you guys, I'm telling the truth. This shit isn't fucking funny. I like this thread and I like the posts but there's no reason you should be mad because I said that finding the murder of 8 innocent children to be absolutely hilarious like OP is doing.

>>589010931
wasn't blindmuteloli confirmed fake

>>589010488
This is not the hotwheelz chan, anon, fyi. I'm talking about masterrace here.

>>589010668
Not at all.

>>589015978
No.

>>589016952
Not a chance. Why would I do that?

>>589017613
I don't want to go there either.

Every single response to that post is like every single fucking response you retards can come up with. "Go back to reddit/9gag you fucking newfag nigger nigger faggot kill yourself you fucking retard ur a nigger kid"

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>>589010425

>>589018087
bro, nobody think it's hilarious. but it certainly was stylish. i am happy he got what he wanted.

>>589017777
Actually, you only care about the letter, not if it's lower or upper, so it's 28 trillion
Also checkem

>>589018246
those are the only responses a nigger faggot like yourself are worth

>>589018315
You're fucking sick.

>>589018432
Based on your qualifications, which aren't much. Huh.

>>589010101
this made me feel

>>589018045
I'm cautious of saying on here. I wouldn't want all this cancer on there.

why this much fuss over people dying? they were american, relax

>>589018595
everyone's got different dreams. just because you don't like what he did, doesn't mean it's wrong or an immoral thing to do

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>>589008342
lost

>>589018653
told u nigga, i had to tone it down so you could understand. you haven't made one worthwhile post in this thread. you're the king of shitposting and you're getting what you deserve.

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The good thing is I'm rereading these

>>589020173
nope. try again