>killed eight people
That's not the "best" of 4chan, that's probably one of the downest point of 4chan's entire existence. If you think this is cool in any way, then you are an edgy Mc.Edgester.
Notice how this happened in America. Once again. BUT OH NO MORE PEOPLE DIED FROM HEART ATTACK LAST YEAR so we shouldn't care about gun safety, right? Those arguments are always shitty.
You are so fucking incomprehensibly stupid. /b/ is shit because of people like me, people like me who complain about all these rehashed threads and shit quality and no more quality posting on /b/ anymore and not a single funny or epic thread anymore. Everyone is 13, everyone is stupid, everyone thinks hacking is sending pizzas to someone's house, prank calling them, or messaging them on Facebook.
But I'm the cancer. Right? I bet the next course of action for you is to spew "u mad u mad rustle rustle" and plug your ears and ignore all the good advice I'm giving, because of how stupid you are. That's how fucking stupid you are. When you ignore perfectly legitimate advice like mine and call me a cancer when I give it out and then say 'b' (not /b/, but b.... lmao) is shit because of people like me.
Instead of derailing the thread, I'll see what I got
Of course it's the same person responding to all the people responding to me. Why wouldn't it be? Are you stupid? What possibly made you think that I was deliberately trying to be separate people?
Pasta? You think everything I'm saying is one big copypasta? Are you fucking stupid? Yes you are.
Well /b/ I've got a story to tell. I work at a fast food place (it's a local thing so I won't bother mentioning the name). I was just about ready to close up shop, everyone else had already left, when I noticed a little girl walking around outside. She was just sort of loitering, walking around in circles. I didn't really get a good look at her, but I continued with closing procedures. After I had locked the safes and checked and double checked this and that, I noticed she was still out there. She was just sitting in the rain. I figured she must be lost, so I decided to do my good civilian duty and help her out. Upon going out there I got a good look at her. She looked to be around 7 years old, with short black hair (pageboy style like Rei). I didn't really know her ethnicity, she looked pale white but had some asian features. Her clothes, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt (hardly fitting attire for the weather) were tattered, dirty, soaked, and it looked like she had been wearing them for quite some time (and she didn't smell like roses and candy either). She had her face in her knees just sort of lightly sobbing, and she didn't seem to notice me even though I was fairly close to her. Until I finally said "hi". Then she looked up, and I could clearly see she was blind. This startled me a bit, and now I felt bad. I just let some blind defenseless girl cry outside of my store while I went about my business. Unlike most /b/tards, I have some conscience (and I wasn't actually thinking about sticking it in the pooper). I asked if her if she'd like to come out of the rain. She got up, and I lead her into the store. I asked her if she wanted something to eat, and she nodded her head yes. She didn't answer me
about what she wanted though, and that's when it hit me again. "Can you talk?" I asked her, to which she shook her head no and started to sob a bit more. I put my hand on her shoulder (not pervertedly) and said, "It's okay, I'll make you something good." She dried her tears a bit, and I fixed her a sub. I gave it to her, and she devoured it. Since her clothes were in terrible shape, and she acts like she hasn't eaten in forever, I asked her my third question. "Do you have a home?" to which she again gave a meek no. I didn't want to see her cry again, so I told her I'd take her back to my apartment (and no, once again, I wasn't trying to stick it in the pooper). So, in that very short amount of time, I now had this little girl accompanying me home. And I was thinking that she probably should've been snatched up by pedophiles by now being out on the street. She's tattered and dirty, but still pretty underneath. I took her out to my car, and buckled her into the front seat next to me. I think I could tell at that point she wanted more to eat.
no. you're the fucking edgy one if you think someone killing 8 people is fucking cool or some shit
On the car ride to my place I didn't really know what to say, so I was generally quiet. I asked her if she had any parents, to which she responded no, so I suppose they're dead. I asked her old she was and she stuck up 8 fingers (I was close). Every once in a while I would put my arm on her back and rub it a bit, trying to be comforting. I don't really think she noticed or cared. Obviously some bad shit has happened to her, and for all she knows she could end up in my glovebox. Of course maybe 8 year olds don't think thoughts like that, only /b/tards like me. We arrived at my apartment, and I walked in with her. My roomate Luke was up in the living room playing 360 online, and he just gave me a raised eyebrow. Luke wouldn't suspect me of being a pedophile or serial killer, but one of us bringing an 8 year old home isn't normal. So I told her to go into the kitchen and eat what she wants, and I'll talk to Luke. I gave her a gentle nudge in the direction of the kitchen and she went in (they're connected except for a little counter thing between them). He turned off the 360 (oh noes his rankings).
"So what's going on?"
"I found her outside of [[[Portal|place where I work]]]"
"So you brought her home?"
"She's blind, mute, and she doesn't have any parents or a place to stay."
"Okay, but she's sleeping in your room."
Where is the proof for all these wild claims?
And with that, he turned on his 360 again. We were friends, but we made it a priority not to pry in each other's business. I went back into the kitchen to find my loli friend sitting down with a bag of chips she found. I realized that I forgot she's blind and has no idea what my kitchen's layout is. I asked her if she wanted something else, and she nodded her head yes. I thought of the only thing I could, and grabbed a paper and pencil. I put the pencil in her hand and pressed it down on the paper. I had no idea if she could write or not, but she wrote down a rough sort of scribbly word which I made out to be "sandwich". So I put together and sandwich with anything I could find, salami, cheese, etc. I didn't think she would be a picky eater. She inhaled it pretty much, and it was at this point I remembered she smelled like somebody had used her hair to clean their colon. She needed a bath, and since she was blind I would have to be the one to give it to her. I said "How about we get you clean?" and she nodded yes. I wondered how long it's been since she's bathed. Luke looked back at me and just shook his head, so I put my hands up in the sort of "What else am I going to do?" motion, and followed her into the bathroom.
I peeled her clothes off of her, and put them on the ground for later burning. I grabbed the soap and washed her, she didn't seem to object to me doing this. I got her as thoroughly clean as I could, and I could tell she was getting very tired. I dried her off, and her eyes were shutting so I carried her to my room. Walking out of the bathroom carrying a naked loli in my arms, Luke gave me another look. A look like, "Man I've been minding my business all night but what the hell are you doing?" I payed him no mind and carried her to my room. I put a pair of my boxers on her and a t-shirt of mine and laid her on my bed. I put the quilt over her and she settled immediately into the bed. She looked like she was the most comfortable she's been in a long time. I didn't know where she had been sleeping for the past bit, but it was probably wasn't ideal. I sat down on the edge of the bed and popped my shoes off and just gave a sigh. Not really of frustration, I was just disillusioned with what was going on. I went out of the room and turned the light off (she was already fast asleep by now) and went out to Luke. We played some Perfect Dark and discussed some chick, ignoring the obvious topic.
Hey do you mind deleting me from friends? Everytime I see your face I get the urge to beat off on a printed out picture of your profile pic, I'm running out of money I can't even fucking feed myself anymore because all I buy is more printer paper to beat off to you on. My whole house smells like jizz paper, please I can't buy anymore paper and I can't delete you on my own.
After I got finished with him, I realized this was probably /b/'s specialty and decided to write it up. I don't really know what I should do with her. I was considering taking her to the police station, but I began wondering. Why would she run away from home? Maybe she has some physically or sexually abusive father at home who's just going to go and claim and her and beat her or molest her again. She said her parents were dead, but that might not be entirely true. And I began wondering if I technically kidnapped her. She could just be some kid that ran away and if her parents raise a ruckus could I get in trouble for doing a good deed? I hope not. I do need to get some sleep though, so I'll be going to bed soon. I've decided to take the day off tomorrow, to figure out who she is and I think she might have a little cold (I sound like a mother already!). So yeah, no pooper sticking, sorry for wasting your time /b/.
WTF. This guy was born in the county I'm from
So were many other people.
When you stopbeing 17 you will stopbeing surprised that someone else lives in the same fucking area that you do. Maybe then you'll have some sense of actual pride that exists outside of "I live here so I like it".
No you're not, you're busily yelling into the fucking grand canyon. You have accomplished nothing besides getting me to post. Hoooraaaay! Go you! You're the real hero here. After all, /b/ hasn't always been about the dark side of humanity that's shown when people can let themselves act however they please or anything.
how did moot used to be so cool. Now he's just a cuck.
I fucking love this story. It's just dumbfounding that these people are on 4chan.
I'd like to quote Wireman from Stephen King's "Duma Key":
"When it comes to the past, we all stack the deck"
/b/ was never better. You just saw unoriginal things and assumed they were original because you've never seen them before.
I'm pretty sure newcomers now would get the same feeling as us back then.
Suck it up and leave.
MUH SECOND AMENDMENT
Calling someone a troll is telling THEM they're insincere. I'm not being insincere. I'm being completely sincere and serious with what I'm saying. So what if I'm fucking lashing out against you guys, I'm telling the truth. This shit isn't fucking funny. I like this thread and I like the posts but there's no reason you should be mad because I said that finding the murder of 8 innocent children to be absolutely hilarious like OP is doing.
Not a chance. Why would I do that?
I don't want to go there either.
Every single response to that post is like every single fucking response you retards can come up with. "Go back to reddit/9gag you fucking newfag nigger nigger faggot kill yourself you fucking retard ur a nigger kid"
told u nigga, i had to tone it down so you could understand. you haven't made one worthwhile post in this thread. you're the king of shitposting and you're getting what you deserve.