New NZ thread
just a little bit of JESUS editon
nelson/blenheim nate here shall i post my new attempt i need a greeting??
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Where are you at friend?
Papakura here, fucking sucks living out here
> Went to school this year on the north shore, my closest friend is literally half an hour away and I don't even like him that much
Have to drive a fucking hour to see my best m8
I'm in Hawkes Bay, too much of a mish right now but we should make it happen
>tfw you think you're the only normal person in the /nzg/
>A man is due in court today after he allegedly threw a bottle of beer at a woman's face in a Hamilton bar last night
>typical thing that happens every other day makes the headline in hamilton
Alright, I'm heading to Wellington sometime then but I think we can make it happen. Should have my vape by then too. What date feb are you coming down? I'll be sure to lurk then NZ threads about that time
>Sure, got a throwaway email?
I'm not an Asian, I live not in Auckland.
Yeah, asking her round to watch a movie was a bit too soon.
There ar now.
I'm fairly new to nz threads but I've been here for long
Yeah I mostly hang around /g/
That is me, i've only listened to the one but i'll listen to more when I get around to it
Id rather have a socialy anxious white boy do it than that fat guy. That was really disgusting. Well and ofc it depends what you look like. :D
But I like socialy anxious guys. :)
>i'm also the one who asked for your virginity
thanku, i'll be sure to download them and add them to my backlog
I guess that is a risk. I avoid importing really expensive vapes for partly that reason, though mainly it's because they're goddamn expensive and fuck import tax above that $400 barrier.
crazy people have more fun.
crazy girls are better in the sack but are more likely to cut you. but that's half the fun really.
this reminds me, why do goth girls only come in two sizes? horribly fat and horribly skinny? and why do they always smell like bo?
i look pretty average.
brown hair brown eyes small. yep thats all. pretty average. what do you look like? :D
there is no way. trust me, i tried for like 5 years of my life to become normal. i changed a little bit, but most of the not normal shit just stays inside of you forever. after all, it is who you are. ;)