New NZ thread just a little bit of JESUS editon

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just a little bit of HER

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>>587772218
Wrong HER.

God Save the Queen.

>>587772178
Felt ready to stay up all not. Now feeling super tired.

>>587772559
*all night

farkin what

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nelson/blenheim nate here shall i post my new attempt i need a greeting??

>>587772178
Kapiti here

>>587772752
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What did people from NZ that post in here look like?

Hey bros!
Reporting in from a boooooring night.
Anyone got an idea what I can do tomorrow?
I dont have to work, but noone is around to meet.
What shall I do?

>>587773149
Where live does one?

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>>587773149
sesh

>>587773145
White.

>>587773149
get some cody's, skull back 5 and roll into the closest marae with muddy shoes b

>>587772752
hello, i'm not really good at small talk but trying to get over that by talking to new people.
how are you?

>>587773404
>>587773404
this, but have muddy feet.

>>587773298
what? I live in Pukekohe.
>>587773404
>>587773381
what? :D

four inch nate is that you???

>>587773661
Merry Christmas, Noona~

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>>587773661
sesh

>>587773385
Post pics.

message girls from nlsn please

>>587773661
sesh means smoke weed

>>587773381
>>587773753
I'll have a sesh with you, bro.

Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.

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Hello, boys!

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>>587773413

>>587773404
>cody's

just have straight bourbon, mixing it ruins the taste

>>587773741
Merry Christmas, Hyung!
Where da Korean qts at? :D
>>587773753
>>587773937
I dont listen to Reggae.

>>587773661

Pukekohe's not too far from me m8

>>587772752
blenheim, nelsonn or tasman?

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>>587773886

>>587774117
Are you male?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>587774387
Dude, it's 4chan.

What did everyone hey for Christmas?

>>587774387

Last time I checked

>>587774387
its a given

>>587774409
>boy
>attack helicopter
pick 1

>>587774088
right HERe>>587772218

i stopped posting them after IDs were removed

>>587774578
*get

>>587774210
doesnt matter bro that general area

>>587774578
her*

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>>587773958
I would happily pal

>>587774755
id give you good targets

>>587774352
Who is this?

>>587774742
dissapointments

>>587772559
>>587772614
hang in there~

>>587774588
>>587774622
them dubs.
well, if so that might be a problem with ma bf..
>>587774679
awww man.. that makes you special. that makes you our God.

>>587774935
nanny mcphee

>>587774827
Sweet, come round.

We can walk around the Mount or something.

>>587775051
moar

>>587775051
http://coatedcrusader.com/

>>587774042
do u have much luck on nzd bro

>>587774827
>>587775122
It's a Christmas miracle <:^')

>>587775182
this
>>587775229

>>587775018

If it helps I'm seeing my gf tomorrow night, I just assumed you were a dude

Still waiting on that guy with 500 in his steam.
I wanted to play payday2 with my friends :(

>>587774893
that general area im looking for
>lonely
>have tried all the nice guys and now wanna try a alcoholic drug addicted psychopath
>prefer if they dont smoke

>>587775308
tbh not at first but yea i do now

>>587773661
Holy fuck I live in Puke too, reply to me if you wanna hang out tomorrow bro

ill try

>>587775381
that helps! :)
I know, everyone on 4chan is a dude, until proved otherwise. blablabla

im sleepy :I

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>>587775122
Where are you at friend?

>>587775317
:^)

>>587775545
how

>>587775369
No.

any more nz nudes?

>>587775743
>Where are you at friend?
Tauranga in New Zealand, thereabouts.

Anyone in Auckland wanna go with me to a comic store tomorrow? Taking train, car's fucked.

>>587775601
Sure, if you have a gf.

>>587775816
idk just do

>>587775840
or at least hot fb sluts

>>587774893
dude just tell me some girls who are shy and not fat

>>587776021
why

>>587776034
Nah I don't have one, why does that matter though?

>>587775840
leddit /u/kiwicamgw

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>>587776128
kk

>>587776192
I have social anxiety going by myself, dropped out of uni and taking like 0.01% of everyones wage as neetbux

>>587776361
what were u majoring in

>>587776457
computer engineering

>>587775663

Papakura here, fucking sucks living out here

> Went to school this year on the north shore, my closest friend is literally half an hour away and I don't even like him that much

Have to drive a fucking hour to see my best m8

>>587776361
I'll be you non-judging friend, friend.

>I have the anxs too

>>587776215
Because my bf would be better if he knew Id only meet up with guys that do have a gf or are gay. :D
>>587776546
papakuras fucked.

>>587776282
>leddit /u/kiwicamgw
whats this?

>>587776543
shouldve kept going, nqaa

>>587776678
gib me payday 2 and ill show you all the kiwi nudes you'd ever want.

>>587776777
,

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>>587775916
I'm in Hawkes Bay, too much of a mish right now but we should make it happen

>>587776777
>>587776811
trips and dubs.
Ohh my lorde

>>587776811
give us a preview haha you got any welly/dunedin girls?

>>587776361
okay fair enough. what are you looking to get though?

>>587773661
went to smart bar on xmas eve

reminds me why i don't visit home on weekends anymore

>>587776672

It's boring as shit

>>587776672
Lie to him and say I'm gay, I've never had a gf lel

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>tfw you think you're the only normal person in the /nzg/

>>587776929
>I'm in Hawkes Bay
I come down often enough.

Coming in February for my nanas birthday.

GUYS LET'S GET >>587777777

>>587777277
This is new zealand, nobod is normal

>>587777277
What? There's plenty of other normal people. Which posts do you think aren't????

>>587777375
Let's get it kiwibros

>>587772178

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>587777277
delusions of grandeur

>>587777777 get for new zealand

>>587777375
hitler did infact do nothing wrong and this is Channa She's from welly

>>587777777 get for new zealand
:DDD

>>587777633
nigger

>>587777683
Shit didnt attach

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>>587777811
FUCKING FINALLY

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>>587778035

>>587776128
how did you know miss belgrave lol

>>587777142
lol. no.
aw thats cute. then you are probably 18?

HOLY FUCK, HOPE EVERYONE IN HAMILTON IS OK

DON'T USE YOUR PHONES BUT THAT AREN'T

>>587778263
idk she was this bitch i use to make fun of with the other kids i just remembered XD

>>587778198
Killed it. You just killed it with a axe.

>>587778376
?

>>587778270
19

>>587778376
im in hamilton what happened

>>587778460
how she said the axe part shes prob the muurderer

>>587778376
Shit man I only just heard myself. I got family up there, might have to give them a call.

>>58777856
good lorde

>>587778526
lol. still too young. cute.
haha
>tfw i could teach you so much :D

>>587778444
lol she's white girl, daddys money.. dont blame you..

>>587778376
>A man is due in court today after he allegedly threw a bottle of beer at a woman's face in a Hamilton bar last night

>typical thing that happens every other day makes the headline in hamilton

>>587778649
is this a new meigh meigh?

>>587778691
please teach me how to talk to grils

>>587778720
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being white.

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>>587777310
Alright, I'm heading to Wellington sometime then but I think we can make it happen. Should have my vape by then too. What date feb are you coming down? I'll be sure to lurk then NZ threads about that time

>>587777142
Come hang out with me and it won't have to be a lie.

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>>587778720
YEA BUT THE FACE

>>587778845
1. be good looking
2. know them already
3. talk to them

or alternatively
1. be good looking
2. be in a bar or social environment
3. talk to them

>>587778649
>>587778376

what happened?

>>587778992
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you blew it.

>>587778992
holy shit dude how autistic are you?

>>587778867
Sometime around the 15-25 for two weeks.

Which anon are you, I need more information so I can daydream about this.

>>587778845
dont sit in front of your computer all the time.
go out on weekends, go clubbing, this is where youll meet the bitches.

>>587778122
whos this?

>>587778992
she has THE face

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My whole body hurts
Is this what death feels like

>>587779216
He actually is you cunt.

>>587779287
RIP

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>>587779102
TURN ON TV ONE NOW

>>587779287
Why? What have you done?

>>587778948
Sure, got a throwaway email?

>>587779080
>be good looking
I lucked out on that

>>587779232
>social anxiety

omfg, nate


HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>587779363
whats on tv one?

>>587779363
Lel what, nothings happening on one

>>587779363
home by christmas?

>>587779330
ty for remembering but yea do you think i blew it

>>587779390
Absolutely nothing thats the problem I tried to move something and my god it was excruciating so Im propped up in my computer chair like a god damn puppet

>>587779529
take some funny pills or get drunk cnt

Ok so I need a list of all the regulars that post in these threads. Could you please reply to this post indicating who you are or reply with any posters that you know of. Thank you.

>>587779979
ok

>>587779232
clubbing is shit

>>587779979
I don't really have a name or anything tho lel, should I give myself an identity?

>>587779330
it was just a question and i was right so fuck you

>>587779363
what happened in hamilton?

>>587779979
DOB. you can guess what that means.

>>587779529
>Sure, got a throwaway email?
I'm not an Asian, I live not in Auckland.

>>587779657
Yeah, asking her round to watch a movie was a bit too soon.

>>587779769
Growing pains.

>>587779979
There ar now.

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>>587779227
I'm fairly new to nz threads but I've been here for long

>>587780152
Ok, raw or safe?

>>587780330
>I'm not an Asian, I live not in Auckland.
are you not me?

>>587780417
>I'm fairly new to nz threads
Ah, so not one of the identifiable regulars.

>>587779979
no. why do you need that?
>>587780126
it is, especially in auckland. when a fat old indian grinds his dick agaisnt your ass. yuck

>>587780126
seal clubbing on the other hand is great fun

>>587780448
Socially anxious boy? I thought you lived in Auckland?

>>587780417
were you the guy that requested some starter kpop albums?

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strangely im ok with this

any remazfags about

>>587780700
he's not me lel

>>587780668
how would you feel about a socialy anxious white boy doing it instead

Where to buy a vape in NZ?

Vape pens or something?

>>587780738
ur definitely strange.

>>587780836
>he's not me lel
Fuck, what.

Are you the one that asked for my email or not?

anyone know how to break into fb accounts?

>>587781004
I AM, FUCKWIT

>>587781004
yeah I asked for your email

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>>587780584
Yeah I mostly hang around /g/

>>587780704
That is me, i've only listened to the one but i'll listen to more when I get around to it

>>587780669
Yeah, fuck I love the sound of their skulls crushing.

>>587775433
can tick the alcoholic box, is questionally mentally stable and ex drug problem good enough?

>>587781004
yea, i am

i'm also the one who asked for your virginity

>>587780836
Id rather have a socialy anxious white boy do it than that fat guy. That was really disgusting. Well and ofc it depends what you look like. :D
But I like socialy anxious guys. :)

>>587781194
a-are you single

>>587781122
>/g/
Don't know what that is, is it even real?

>>587781170
im not an alcoholic. they go to meetings. im a drunk.

>>587781280
holy shit can you fuck off back to reddit

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>>587781122
i made this for you :3

>>587781060
>>587781086
[email protected]

Who wants to start a tinychat or plug.dj?

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>>587781182
>i'm also the one who asked for your virginity

>>587780330
>growing pains
I fucking wish
Permanent manlet

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>>587780936

>>587780126
thats if your that one awkward guy who just stands there while everyone else dances n shit

>>587781340
I only go there to read about ADHD, scriptwriting and cannabis.

>>587781451
A plug room could be pretty cool

>>587781272
:D Nope. Sorry. lol

>>587780920
you're better off importing. vapes are a ripoff here.

>>587781570
I know that feel bro, how short? I'm 5'6 ;_;

Damn, some of you guys are so damn thirsty

>>587781194
ayy baby u wanna sum fuk?

>>587781451
>tinychat
Shit forgot all about this:

http://tinychatDOTcomSLASHnzchat

Used to be really popular when I first started coming here.

>>587781753
Havent measured in a while and Im too scared to do it at all

>>587781747
Sweet, thanks.

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>>587781280

>>587781370
thanku, i'll be sure to download them and add them to my backlog

>>587781613
that is me, what of it.

>>587781762
Thirsty for some of your hot cum.

>>587781712
Can you be my misaki?

>>587781339
well I'm definitely a drunk, prob meet DSM-IV criteria for abuse but maybe not dependence yet. Perhaps I was a bit generous with the term alcoholic.

>>587781813
YES everyone fall in here

>>587781747
Although when you import you risk it getting pinched by the assholes at customs

>>587781763
no. thank you. :)
>>587781889
Depends. What is that?

>>587781869
your too much of a faggot to have fun

>>587781194
more importantly what do you look like and where?

>>587781869
daniel?

>>587781858
Check out massdrop and australianvapourisers. I can vouch for both. Got my MFLB off the latter and my Arizer extreme q desktop vape off the former.

>>587782065
it's just annoying in clubs. i don't dance. no use in trying to.

>>587782032
Like teach me the ways to become normal

>>587782190
Danke much friend.

>>587781952
I guess that is a risk. I avoid importing really expensive vapes for partly that reason, though mainly it's because they're goddamn expensive and fuck import tax above that $400 barrier.

tinychat dot c0m /nzchat

>>587781602

crazy people have more fun.

crazy girls are better in the sack but are more likely to cut you. but that's half the fun really.

this reminds me, why do goth girls only come in two sizes? horribly fat and horribly skinny? and why do they always smell like bo?

>>587782092
i look pretty average.
brown hair brown eyes small. yep thats all. pretty average. what do you look like? :D
>>587782331
there is no way. trust me, i tried for like 5 years of my life to become normal. i changed a little bit, but most of the not normal shit just stays inside of you forever. after all, it is who you are. ;)

>>587778198
aww dude
dude.
bruh.
why.

>>587782163
nope

>>587782582
well can we hang out or something ;_;

>>587782582
shaved head, brown beard, blue eyes, minor facial scarring lol. medium person size. would post pic if I trusted 4chan to not dox me

>>587782971
>would post pic if I trusted 4chan to not dox me
People post pics all the time in NZ threads.

We don't do that shit.

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>not going clubbing at least once a month

>>587783105
Pretty sure nobody here is competent enough to dox anyone

>>587782971
why would anyone dox you.

Nate is going to kill himself.

>>587783105
I could post my pic and no one could dox me, because it would be the only picture of me on the internet. Can't catch a ghost, bro.

>>587782958
aw. dont cry. lol where were u at again?
>>587782971
post pic :D
>tfw i actually hoped m00t would bring IDs back for Christmas :(

>>587782455
fuck off

>>587783105
ahhahahahahah yeah nah

>>587783105
true kiwis a bit retarded for that.

>>587783400
there isn't any pictures of me on the internet.

>>587783365
I am, and I've swatted people in other countries, sent them to jail, credit card fraud etc. but would never do it to someone in my own country

>>587783409
Pukekohe

>>587783337
>Going Clubbing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yQJGQYLCM

watching my life passing right in front of my eyes, can't claim to care

>>587783337
Join the tinychat :3

>>587783367
because I'm cooler than you
>>587783409
you first

>>587783497
lol
>internet tuff cunt

>>587783618
it's hard to believe what its made of me

down in christchurch from wellington visiting family, anyone know where to score a foil or two? been hangin for a sesh since i got here and i know literally no-one down here

>>587783660
can' t shake concern, seems that every time that I turn, i'm passing out pieces of me

>>587783492
We preterite few.

>>587783546
ah yeah. sure why not? :D
>>587783649
aw, no, cant do that. people would recognize me. :D

>>587783777
that famous are we?

if dubs ill broadcast on the tinychat

>>587783777
Nice trips, wanna meet somewhere tomorrow then?

>>587784030
re-roll

fucking spark giving me the shits again

>>587784030
roll

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>>587784269

>>587784018
in these threads, yes. :D
>>587784067
sure, where?

"cant reach dns"

IM FUCKING USING GOOGLE'S DNS AND I BET 1000000000000000000000 OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE TOO

nooooooooooooooods

someone go on link and check if its the real one

picked it up on anther thread

http://www.filenuke.net/64328c706e230753e615b433b6fe81cf

>>587784472
What do people usually do other than drink? Not sure ;_;

>>587777777

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>>587784718
fucking plebs man

ITS THE REAL ONE


http://www.filenuke.net/64328c706e230753e615b433b6fe81cf

TFW THIS IS MY WHOLE NIGHT

>>587784784
ewk, i shouldnt get drunk. ill destroy shit and act weird when i get drunk. lol
people go shopping, play games, i dunno. :D

play the texas chainsaw massacre??

any gay guys posting?

>>587784973
what?

>>587784948
want to go with me to pick something up in central auckland? I'm just going on the train, car's broken

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>>587785051

>>587785051
No, there's never any in these threads.

bum[

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approx 10 minutes until boxing day :DDDDDDDDD

>>587785160
play the texas chain massacre 2003

>>587785363
what do you mean play?

CANT BELIEVE U GUYS ARENT STREAMING IT

>>587785429
on tinychat

>>587785616
that's a shit place to stream it

GUYZ, LEGIT STREAM OF THE INTERVIEW

http://www.filenuke.net/64328c706e230753e615b433b6fe81cf

EMINEM IS GAY

Thread gone die.

tfw no new posts

bet everyone is watching it

>>587786445
>>587786407
Nate is going to show his penis.

TFW THE INTERVIEW

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lmao tinychat is so outdated

TFW THE INTERVIEW

CHECK EM

ROLLIN FOR QUINTS

>>587786858
so r u

DRAGONBALL DUBZ

>>587786924
0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHECK IT

CHECK CHECK

are we gonna have a new thread?

I FEEL IT

CHECK IT, FIRST QUINTS ON AN /NZG?