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I work at a McDonalds and the night before each shift I cum into

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I work at a McDonalds and the night before each shift I cum into a pot several times and bring it to work. I make sure I pour the of splooge into the milshake machine every morning when I fill up the milshake machine with cream. I fell it is my duty to give to some extra cream if u catch my drift.

Whoever gets dubs decides whether or not I reveal the location of the maccy d's in which you should not buy shakes from.
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Do it faggot
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*pot of splooge
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Stay quiet and stop posting. Also dubs
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Roll roll
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>>587170793
putting roll isn't sufficient.

You have to specify whether or not i reveal the location or not
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lol. I buy mcflurries all the time
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Reveal it faggot
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reveal
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rollin in hopes its my mcdonalds
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Yes, tell me the location.
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>>587171027
Everyone call this person a nigger
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Check 'em
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You sound like a complete retard, no wonder you work at McDonalds. Reveal it now fag
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Location fag
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Reveal
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>>587171027
NIGGER! Also, tell location.
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fuck you OP
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yeah
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reveal it phaggot
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>>587171306

Reveal
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do it
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>>587171376
Reveal
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Dont
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Rollllllllll
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It really doesn't matter only neck beards eat there.
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>>587170594
tell us
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>>587171190
I'm a mixed SandNigger/Nigger combo
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Tell the location so I know where to get all my shakes from now on.
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>>587171436


Reveal
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Kek yes
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>>587171466
winrar
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Reveal the location
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>>587170594
don't tell us.
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>>587171466
Winrar
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>>587171466
go go go
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dybs reveal!
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>>587171466
Check em
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>>587171466
>>587170594


DO IT OP
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>>587171466
I'm just going to get the cordinates on google maps now
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>>587171466
Winrar
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>>587171466
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>>587171466
Winrar fag
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>>587170594
Reveal the location.
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>>587171614

Fuck you and just do it
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Reveal location
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>>587171466
winrar!!!
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>>587171466
Winrar
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>>587171466
shit son time for cum
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>>587171214
i double that
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>inb4 newark nj
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>>587171466
glorious
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>MFW I work at Mcds and this is bullshit and not true
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>inb4 Wellington FL
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nowhere near STL I pray
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>>587171467
that's right... white people shoot up places
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>>587170594
inb4 lower manhattan
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>>587171466
I will go there EVERY morning if you catch my drift
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>>587171466
Winner winner
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>>587170594
cream doesn't go in the shake machine, its a powdered milk solid and sugar blend.

GTFO troll
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>>587170594
Timestamp at your work
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>>587171466
Here it is!

51.762632, -1.195125
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Christ OP, your fucking disgusting. I like it. BTW, check that shit
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https://www.google.com/maps/search/paulsboro+mcdonalds/@39.8511375,-75.271663,13z/data=!3m1!4b1?sa=X&ei=PPKYVIfdJevjsASD_IHABw&ved=0CIMBELYD&iwloc=cids:11789231599521840124
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>>587171466
tee hee
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No wonder the thickness of those Mc Dick's shakes are cement-like.
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>>587171614
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>>587172008
No it's not?... It's a vanilla cream mixture it's all liquid.. Maybe you work in a 3rd world McDonald's
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>>587170594
why do this?
why not take out your rage on corporate like me?
just spend the nights milking the clock and cooking yourself the best food they have and take some home with you.
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>>587172000
>trips
WE DEMAND IT NIGGER
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>>587172092
This is the genuine one Ignore all other faggots
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>>587171614
>>587172092
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>>587172088
welp here we go!
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>>587172107
>https://www.google.com/maps/search/paulsboro+mcdonalds/@39.8511375,-75.271663,13z/data=!3m1!4b1?sa=X&ei=PPKYVIfdJevjsASD_IHABw&ved=0CIMBELYD&iwloc=cids:11789231599521840124
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>>587172088
So close
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>>587172247
fucking what cunt? Its a liquid but there isn't any cream or vanilla in it, its powdered milk solids and sugar mixed with water
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>>587172000
dem trips

cough it up, OP
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>>587172092
>51.762632, -1.195125

A fucken inbred, buck toothed, donkey eared english cunt. Shoulda known. His parents were probably related before they got married.
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>dubs get

Where ya at niggykins?
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>>587171466
dayum
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>>587170594
Tell us. Also, check em.
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>>587172677
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>>587172677
BOOM
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>>587172532
Not in Canada fuck boi we have a machine where you dump the vanilla cream mixture in and the machine cools it and mixes it. Maybe cause we're not poor and don't need to use a processed powder
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Ugh so glad it wasn't fairview NJ
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>>587170594
ya
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>>587172677
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>>587172859
Yea me too
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>>587172921
Ask for a cumshake guys
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>>587172812
Yeah you've never read the label that have you? I know because i work at the factory that makes the powder and we need to make test batches before it goes out.

USAfag here

(Btw, if you knew the shit we blend into the milk solids, you'd probably cry)
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>>587171466
Do it faggot.
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You are not the only one this happened at /k/ next door

dick is censored because /k/ is SFW thread :(
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>>587170594
whos the girl in the pic
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>>587173237
Dude I don't even work at McDonald's I'm just tryna start shit
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>>587172577
this guy must of had milkshake this morning
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Phone number on the link...


I live in australia....

Should I call them?
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>>587173344
>>51.762632, -1.195125
>51.762632, -1.195125>51.762632, -1.195125>51.762632, -1.195125>51.762632, -1.195125
Already have dick shit
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>>587173552
Ask if their cumshakes cum with loads
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>>587170594
>almost 2015
>still jizzing in people's food

We already eat a lot of crap, jizz is the least of our problems. Hell, if you accidently swallow sea water you probably are swallowing jizz from dozens of species.
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>>587172677
Waiting for OP
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>>587174078
>51.762632, -1.195125
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>>587174478
NIGGER
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>>587170594
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>587170594
TELL US
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>>587174478
Near Gar
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>>587170594
Tell us everything bitch
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