I work at a McDonalds and the night before each shift I cum into a pot several times and bring it to work. I make sure I pour the of splooge into the milshake machine every morning when I fill up the milshake machine with cream. I fell it is my duty to give to some extra cream if u catch my drift.
Whoever gets dubs decides whether or not I reveal the location of the maccy d's in which you should not buy shakes from.
Christ OP, your fucking disgusting. I like it. BTW, check that shit
No wonder the thickness of those Mc Dick's shakes are cement-like.
Not in Canada fuck boi we have a machine where you dump the vanilla cream mixture in and the machine cools it and mixes it. Maybe cause we're not poor and don't need to use a processed powder
Yeah you've never read the label that have you? I know because i work at the factory that makes the powder and we need to make test batches before it goes out.
(Btw, if you knew the shit we blend into the milk solids, you'd probably cry)
You are not the only one this happened at /k/ next door
dick is censored because /k/ is SFW thread :(
>still jizzing in people's food
We already eat a lot of crap, jizz is the least of our problems. Hell, if you accidently swallow sea water you probably are swallowing jizz from dozens of species.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.