please /b/ help me kill myself painlessly. how do i do it
Yeah probably. Gotta be an older car too. Emissions regulations on newer cars means less CO output. You could also set up something like a charcoal stove in a tent. Just google CO suicide.
Headline from the Daily Mail: "Man scrawls suicide note on side of van then DECAPITATES himself by tying a rope around his neck and attaching it to a fire hydrant before driving off".
It was messy but I imagine it was painless because it was over in a small fraction of a second.
i actually wish i knew
i've got a '99 hopefully thats old enough
also dont give a fuck you know what i meant so why does it matter
Well, he is asking /b/ for help on killing himself
>also dont give a fuck you know what i meant so why does it matter
it fucking matters because knowledge is what leads to success, dumbass
knowing the difference between CO2 and CO is a start, so don't give me that "so if I know the difference I'll get a billion dollars hurr durr" bullshit.
learn your fucking chemistry, then come back to /b/
So you wanted to kill yourself in high school, too?
Or maybe since your job is shit, you dropped out of school? Put some fucking effort into living before you make a decision you can't take back.
Even if he does try to do it he will most likely he fail at it and end living to 90 or something.
"no great purpose whatsoever"
what if you wished to become a chemist?
school is basically covering all of the jobs, teaching you the foundation of them, so you don't grow up and have no fucking clue how to do anything.
oh gursh he called me an emo
go back to middle school and just let me have this
Man beaten to death by 12 toddlers at an daycare.
OP, if you're going to go, you need to cause some chaos when you go.
I recommend dressing as a cop and killing a bunch of nigger children. Or, alternately, shouting "ALLAH ACKBAR!" before killing children randomly.
60% of my motivation for going through with it is the FAGGOTS that actually have a life that say don't do it like some fucking self righteous idiot that's forgotten theyre anon
white, straight, suicidal OP with an average length penis, average face, average build in the middle class with an extremely average life all the way across the board. you wouldnt want to kill yourself too? im completely alone. no friends anymore. no gf. family hates me.
Do it. Just get a knife and start stabbing people in public while screaming "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" Make it look like an Islamic terror attack for maximum lulz.
You won't even have to shoot yourself. The police will shoot you.
i need from /b/ something of high quality that will get entertaining results, including my death. thats enough to make me driven to go through with it. i'll post or something to keep you all updated. this weekend most likely.
mfw guy wants to commit suicide painlessly
Do you have access to guns? Even better.
Shoot a bunch of babies (at a nursery or hospital) and scream "allah ackbar" and put up an ISIS flag. Then shoot yourself or get shot by police.