Slurp on my ballsack sweat, newfag.
I always wondered if this was real...
Good, then most of these will be new to you.
This is a long read, but I recommend opening it in another tab and reading it when you need a solid laugh.
A true classic.
LONG LIVE COURAGE WOLF HARPER
I so want to believe this is real...
/b/ can be a cruel mistress sometimes
Post this image in your email field and it'll show you.
Favorite besides the battletoads
>God tier right here
Last shit I'm posting since no1 is lurking
Nigger, stop being passive-aggressive.
I'm the OP of this thread and I've been posting tons of shit and you have at least five people lurking.
And down from the heavens was sent unto thee was dubs!
holy shit, how i have i not seen this before
Oh man, it sucks that I live in Canada for this reason. If I were to fight back I'd be able to get arrested and charged and I'd be damned if I let that stop me. I'd mow those whores down with the strength of a thousand patriarchal suns.
Shit this generation of /b/ will never be able to do.
oh dear lord, i'm taking this
In return i leave you this
I'll bet none of you even REMEMBER this.
I was there...oh yeah.
>Mfw been here so long I recognize most threads
I should kill myself
IM THE BEST OF B MYSTIC BLAZE
I actually believe this may have happened...
Dear everyone, I haven't been a /b/ (no internet at home) and I was really starting to miss here - but I got on here right before I was going to go to bed - and you all have made me so happy, everything I love about here has been represented in the first threat I saw.
I love you bros., and I miss you.
> She should have stayed away from friends
/b/ will always be home
We watch over all of the outcasts, whether they be racists, homophobics, faggots, autistic, masochists, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, neckbeards, suicidal, muscleheads, psychopaths, neets, nazis, misogynists, schizophrenics, otakus, rapists, oldfags, traps, sadists, newfags, or just another idiot browsing the internet.
We'll push you down if you're too high, but we'll bring you up if you feel down. We'll bring you back to reality when you need it, but help you cope when reality is too much. We might talk about random ass shit, but together we make a community that others can't get, because they are normalfags with lives that are lined with daisies.
Because this is /b/
and we just dont give a fuck
Exactly. I'll be back in full force someday. Wish I could contribute but my image archive is on an absent external drive - I'm sure you all have pretty much what I have anyway. Meh. This thread is prime anywho. Keep making /b/ fun m'/b/rothers, I gotta sleep.
Because no matter what, this place is home. I may be off in a different country, I may have to cut off all contacts because of anonymity, but I can always go on /b/ and know there is a place I can return to.
reminds me of a story my friends dad told us as teens
he's been married 8 times, no joke, and has fucked many many women (mostly from his own accounts)
>says he fucked a tight japanese girl
>says she got pregnant soon after
>tell him its his kid
>he asks how do you know its mine i know you been fuckin around
>she says, you had the biggest dick