Best of /b/ thread? Best of /b/ thread.

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FUCK
YEAH
BATTLETOADS

kill yourselves

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>>586142976
Slurp on my ballsack sweat, newfag.

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I always wondered if this was real...

>>586143117
I've been here since last summer faggot.

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>>586143241
Good, then most of these will be new to you.

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This is a long read, but I recommend opening it in another tab and reading it when you need a solid laugh.

A true classic.

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>>586142455
I have a few.

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>>586144485
Good times.

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LONG LIVE COURAGE WOLF HARPER

I so want to believe this is real...

>>586144485
how they know he wain't trollin

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/b/ can be a cruel mistress sometimes

>>586144485
it started on /b/?

>>586145304
Why are there two different dates

>>586142498
I wish I had the original pics of that, cause that's my hand

>>586145401
I SNORTED

>>586146264
>implying this happened

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this one had me fucking rolling

>>586142813
I didn't realize until now that "Pawn Stars" sounds like a UK nigger saying "porn stars".

>>586147309
or just a normal person saying porn stars
thats the fucking joke, retard

>>586147189
This one is genius.

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>>586145337
Post this image in your email field and it'll show you.

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you'll rage at first but read it all

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bijdrage

Does anyone have the green text story about the guy who worked for his dads company, used the servers to bit coin mine, blamed it on hackers and drove the business down the drain?

>>586148788
I saw that on /pol/. Someone there has it.

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>>586148642
bijdrage1

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>>586146120

>>586149065
Thanks mate

>>586148565
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GLORIOUS

>>586148788
it's in this thread

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Battletoads never get old

>>586148642
what's that movie he is talking about?

>>586148788
see >>586148014

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haven't seen this one posted in a while

>>586148565
/pol/ would have a fucking collective orgasm over this

they're all misogynist virgins

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>>586148565
Favorite besides the battletoads
>God tier right here

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anyone lurkin?

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I'ma stop posting soon if noone is in here

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>>586150353

>>586150353
This is just amazing...

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Last shit I'm posting since no1 is lurking

>>586151599
Posting and lurking and saving what I don't have.

Threads like this can be slow because of that, I suppose.

>>586148565
I've never seen that before. I'm awed in its epicness.

Lurking faggot

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>>586151984
Lurking

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Last post and have a good night /b/

>>586142455
http://4archive.org/b/thread/578928202

>thread/

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>>586150353

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this one is great

>>586150353
Incredible.

>>586149967
a goofy movie
probably this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6nZFa1u8XM

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>>586144485

>63 Quadrillion

I can't breathe

>>586151074
I fucking felt

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>>586152515
Nigger, stop being passive-aggressive.

I'm the OP of this thread and I've been posting tons of shit and you have at least five people lurking.

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>>586155839
there was one a board for loli?

>>586148014
IT bro story is timeless

>>586146264
Fake and gay.

>>586148565

justice! sweet, terrible justice over femnazis!

>>586148788
See
>>586148014

>>586151074
):

>>586151778
This is fucking perfect

>>586146557
i member that

>>586151074
dem feels...

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dumping a couple

>>586152845
Legit almost threw up just from reading it

>>586150275
lmao FINALLy xD the story... and the file name below

>>586161006
sometimes /b/ get's too real

>>586160623
This reminds me of dimmy...anybody got dimmy?

>>586150668
dont get it... good story bruh

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>>586148565
sweet jeeeeezz

>>586160777
fucking crying laughing...oh jesus

>>586160836
I was there for this.

It was erratic, but I got the impression it was pretty much legit.

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>>586161199
dumping a couple more cause dubs

>>586146837
>>586156912
That's an actual side effect of Anafrinil, not even fucking kidding. Look up the full side effects list, I had a buddy that this kind of shit happened to.

>>586148565
if this happened to me id flip a fucking lid at the park. This is fucking bullshit but great end

>>586151074
feels man. feels.

>>586162311
what the fuck is going on here ?

>>586151074
Them feels

>>586156912
>says fake and gay

you. you need to go kill yourself

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>>586142455
And down from the heavens was sent unto thee was dubs!

>>586151009
Faglord lol

>>586152515
fuck you im lurking

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top kek

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>>586162902
holy shit, how i have i not seen this before

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God tier.

>>586147740
SO much lost

>>586144485
>mod banning someone for copy-pasta
moot lets newfags handle business eh?

>>586148565
Oh man, it sucks that I live in Canada for this reason. If I were to fight back I'd be able to get arrested and charged and I'd be damned if I let that stop me. I'd mow those whores down with the strength of a thousand patriarchal suns.

>>586154788
yep

>>586165386
uch?

>>586145304
Holy shit, Courage Wolf is 5 years old? Time fucking flies.

>>586145882
Courage Wolf was born in Australia. Over there they do "Day/Month/Year" and 4chan does "Month/Day/Year"

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Shit this generation of /b/ will never be able to do.

>>586161436
fuck you your not the batman

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>>586162123
oh dear lord, i'm taking this
In return i leave you this

>>586143756
I lost my shit
world war tard

>>586146120

Prove it.

>>586166424
that means it will hafto be bigger faster stronger and harder

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Newfags.

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Fun fact: This was my thread.

>>586145703

Everything started on /b/

>>586166480
>she is 16

so....underage porn?

>>586168005

I want to know what happened afterwards

>>586151074
the kind of feels only a real friend can evoke
women can't do shit like that

>>586151009
worth the read

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I'll bet none of you even REMEMBER this.

I was there...oh yeah.

>>586164750
>>586165386
Those two, wow...

>>586151074
I cried

>>586160565
bless you that was the funniest thing i have ever read

>>586168005
You lying sack of shit.

Post proof or DIAF.

>>586172626
what's so wow about them?

>>586142455
>on balls
pussies. I put it on my fucking DICK when I was like 5.

>>586151074
god damn the feels. fuck dude..

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>Mfw been here so long I recognize most threads
I should kill myself

>>586143756
That was glorious. 10/10. Would read again.

>>586173294
yee you should

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IM THE BEST OF B MYSTIC BLAZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XND1S-gTjEg

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Simple yet beautiful...

>>586151009
Long read but worth it 10/10

>>586174281
lurkin

>>586151074
Started browsing /b/ 3 days before this. Goddamn I was here. the feels were overflowing that day

>>586173294
Yeah, I'm right there with you.

Just consider yourself lucky to be the timeless observer of this ludicrous sociological phenomenon that is /b/.

still lurking

cracking my ass up

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/tg/ but whatever I want to bump this thread

>>586179532
Hey, /tg/, you are most welcome.

>>586179812
That post cracked me up like 9 times in a row

Areyoufuckingsorry.jpg

>>586148565
get fucking rekt wimminz

>>586162954
eunuchs humor

>>586179714
shit
i mean
shit

>>586180279

You mean this...
>>586148929

>>586143756
neal is always a good thing to post

>>586180843
anyone have the cap of the guy who pastas in gamestop so hard that he is propelled into space?

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I DEED IT

>>586181876
I think it was at a coffee shop. And it was mustard mixed with pasta. That's the one?

>>586153703
>>586153703
My lord... I almost forgot about this.

>>586148565
one of my faves

>>586148642


this is the type of shit I've been scouring for. thank you anon. you have no idea

>>586183318
I always wonder where he is...

>>586184634
I'm the opposite. all I can usually think of about snacks is "This is Coda. DODODODODODODODODODODODO"
Fuck.

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I actually believe this may have happened...

>>586185479
see
>>586164844

>>586144485
>Mod doesnt notice pasta

>>586186737
>calling moot a mod

moot doesn't give a fuck

>>586156549
once upon a time, there was

and then it got vanned because of cheese pizza

>>586160260
topkek

Dear everyone, I haven't been a /b/ (no internet at home) and I was really starting to miss here - but I got on here right before I was going to go to bed - and you all have made me so happy, everything I love about here has been represented in the first threat I saw.
I love you bros., and I miss you.

>>586189163
>haven't been on /b/ for a too long a while.

>>586145683
> mustard gas
Had to be fake

>>586146837

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Only a fool
>a fool

faget

>>586189163
> I haven't been a /b/
>been a /b/
>a /b/

>she should have /b/een a son
>she should have
>/b/een a son

>>586189843
and that's why I love you~

>>586187674
wasn't moot you dumb nigger
>moot uses his moot tag

lurk mor faggot

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>>586186508

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>>586189843
> She should have stayed away from friends

>>586151984
Lurking

>>586148565
Still feeling sad about what the little kid experienced that day over nothing.

>>586189163
/b/ will always be home

We watch over all of the outcasts, whether they be racists, homophobics, faggots, autistic, masochists, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, neckbeards, suicidal, muscleheads, psychopaths, neets, nazis, misogynists, schizophrenics, otakus, rapists, oldfags, traps, sadists, newfags, or just another idiot browsing the internet.

We'll push you down if you're too high, but we'll bring you up if you feel down. We'll bring you back to reality when you need it, but help you cope when reality is too much. We might talk about random ass shit, but together we make a community that others can't get, because they are normalfags with lives that are lined with daisies.

Because this is /b/
and we just dont give a fuck

>>586172626
Only the strangling one is real, though.

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>>586191409

Does anyone have the post where OP pretended he had AIDS because he was irritated by some annoying kid?

Apparently horrified the mother.

>>586162066
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THAT THREAD

>>586151009
10 of fucking 10

>>586191409
>>586191599
Exactly. I'll be back in full force someday. Wish I could contribute but my image archive is on an absent external drive - I'm sure you all have pretty much what I have anyway. Meh. This thread is prime anywho. Keep making /b/ fun m'/b/rothers, I gotta sleep.

>>586162370
my sides are in orbit

>>586192804
*tips imaginary hat*

thread hit max image limit anyways, but it was a good thread.

Thanks for the new stuff from 2012-2014, I've been off the site during those years.

>>586193592
They always come back.

They always - always - come back.

>>586193872
Because no matter what, this place is home. I may be off in a different country, I may have to cut off all contacts because of anonymity, but I can always go on /b/ and know there is a place I can return to.

>>586160836
what did text say?

>>586143756
Fucking best thread of all time.

>>586142498
the last comment gets me everytime

>>586171438
we old son

>>586195685
>08
>old

>>586191673
seconded

Could we archive this?

Image limit has been reached and we need to chronicle all this.

>>586164944
I've been waiting for this one

>>586151074

I kinda wish I knew who this OP was, I wanna find him and have a drink with em too ;_;

>>586186708
reminds me of a story my friends dad told us as teens

he's been married 8 times, no joke, and has fucked many many women (mostly from his own accounts)

anyway
>says he fucked a tight japanese girl
>says she got pregnant soon after
>tell him its his kid
>he asks how do you know its mine i know you been fuckin around
>she says, you had the biggest dick

>>586198255
10/10 wouldreadagain.jpg

I think the thread is dead.

Signing off /b/ros, seeyou faggots another time

Thanks for the lulz fag lords

>>586191673
>>586196273
I have it but the image limit has been reached

>>586199244
post it on a different thread then link that thread to here

>>586199535
>>586200076

>>586200170
thanks for that anon

>>586200488
np

Best of /b/ thread pt 2 since this thread has reached image limit:
>>586200737

>>586201118
I'm done posting for the day, just going to wait to watch this thread 404.