I want to divorce my recently paralyzed wife, but dont know how

kill yourself

kill yourself op

/thread

Have you tried murder/suicide yet?

make her want to divorce you

also check em

You're a real piece of shit op

she most likely wouldn't think twice about doing it

does "in sickness and in health" mean jack shit to you? fuck yourself OP.

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>>584606183

>g8 b8 m8 8/8

Just fuck her whenever you want now and shutup.

>>584606183
kill urslef

>>584606183
Suck it up. You married the girl, so stay with her.

>>584606183
oh look its babby first troll

>>584606601
>make her want to divorce you

This would be ideal. but I dont know how to go about it. Any ideas ?

>>584606639
You don't even know our situation. You wouldn't want to stay with a needy, whiny, bossy paraplegic like her either.

>>584606183
Sorry, OP but there's no way you won't look like an asshole, and she probably will get most of the money, but hey, she won't be summering in Paris with it, she'll probably use it for medical purposes. So...buck up!
Paralyzed from where?

>>584607212
poop on her chest

>>584606183
why? you get a check every month from soc sec., nurses will come and help take care of her, you can cheat on her all you want with out fear of her leaving.

>>584607212
>>584607491
Cheat on her and be really really mean.

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>>584606183
You're going to look like an asshole no matter what. Why do you want to divorce her?

>>584607212
Cheat on her with sister or brother

Ok. I'll be that guy. If the situation were reversed, you guys would be all for it.

fuck yes got em.

feelsgood.jpg

>>584607797
All for what

>>584607766
nice dubs

>OP gets divorce
>Ends up paralyzed

>>584607339
t1, with damage to c4-7

Your a real piece of shit. die of fucking aid's or cirrhosis of the liver.

>>584606183
Don't divorce her. She looks hot. And just imagine all the cool things you can do wih her now that she can't feel anything.

>>584606183

need full story
also why are things so bad?

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rolling for dubs

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oh cool dubs are back when this happen

>>584607491
This, if I were paralyzed I'd let my signifigant other sleep with others, actually I might let it slide if I was healthy.

I'm not very possessive.

>>584607970
Her leaving him if he gets paralyzed

>>584608387
This faggot has been away for a while

is her asshole paralyzed?

>>584608440
aka beta

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check 'em

>>584608356
She drove drunk and crashed her car into oncoming traffic.

Shes just bossy and bitchy all the time now. I understand this is a huge adjustment for her, but I cant handle it anymore.

what are dubs? LSD?

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>>584609044
They're what you have

checked

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chiggy check em

>>584606183
kill yourself

Why even get married if this is all it takes for you to get a divorce.

What an asshole.

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OOOOOOH GOD HE'S COMING FOR ME

ONLY DUBS CAN SAVE ME

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>>584609750
NOOOO HE GOD ME OH GOOOOOOD

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>>584609039
>>584606183
OP your situation reminds me of this picture.

It seems like a complicated scenario, she was at fault and fucked up big time, and will never be who she once was. On the other hand she may need you to help her through this difficult time and dumping her immediately is going to cause lots of problems. Maybe help her adjust then divorce later on if you still feel like it? Or compromise and fuck around while you live with her? Her bitchiness and attitude may change soon if she adjusts. Either way its up to you, but be careful and good luck.

>>584609743
see
>>584609039


Shes acting like a bitch all the time now. I cant take this shit anymore.

>>584609039

>She drove drunk and crashed her car into oncoming traffic.

no sympathy then, could've killed someone. cut loose OP

How paralyzed? Do you have to wipe her butt?

>>584607212
Just start being an ass to her OP

Everytime she asks you for something, pretend its a big favor and let her know how tired you are (dont tell her you are tired of her, just let her guess)
And whenever she asks you to do something, sigh.
Good luck getting rid of that useless leech OP

>>584606183
I would also divorce my wife if she was paralyzed. She can't do shit and need help to do everything. Divorce her right away, tell her she is a waste to society

>>584606183
maybe you can talk her into killing herself

>>584606183
Find the cure for the disease and then divorce

You only get one life... Be Happy and Bounce Bro!

>>584609039
Tie her u in your basement and use her as a sexslave. Remember now u can try everything without her resisting.

OPTIONAL:Invite /b/ for a little playtime.

>>584606183

just run away

if dubs OP fucked asshole and tells her its in pussy

>>584606183
just fucking do it, leave town and change your name

>>584610824
rolling for this

>>584610515
She can still read out captchas to a blind person, she is still valuable!

>>584610474
Shes technically a quadriplegic but still has some control over her arms.

I have to feed her, wipe her add, change her diapers... fucking everything.

>>584606183
is this the same person from last night

Install a staircase in front of your front door.

>>584610775
Also if she can give BJ's, put her in a gloryhole .

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I like the undercover buttsex

dubs get

>>584610969
More pics if you dont mind

>>584606183
in sickness and in health faggot. You can fuck her right in the pussy while she sleeps and she wont know it.

>>584610975
yep

>>584610644
This is actually a good idea OP

She is mentally unstable right now so it wont be too hard, plus nobody would blame you if she does it.
Be an asshole to her, pretend you are helping her and ask her to do "little" things which you already know she is unable to, it will make her feel useless, you should also look tired all the time, let her see she has being a fucking leech.

>>584608697
Like a week tops

OP, tell her that she's being a fucking bitch and that you're getting sick of it, then if she doesn't change tell her "I'm done with this shit, we're getting a divorce, you haven't changed" or some shit like that

>>584607212
There is no way this will ever happen. Why would she want to ever leave someone who is obligated to care for her? On the plus side OP you can pretty much do whatever you want to her

>>584606183
At least she won't be able to kill herself..

>>584610969

>wipe her ass, change her diaper

yeah i'd be out of there

>>584611506
Why can't it be a batman thread for a while??? Never really understood the Spiderman Thread stuff

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yes, what? ok

>>584611143
/thread

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>>584606183
>her taking me to the cleaners

Why do men insist upon calling the money they agreed to share with their wife in a partnership "my money". What part of "merger of assets" do you fagots not understand? If you are married, you don't have any personal assets. All of what you own your wife owns. All of what she owns, you own. You SHARE it.

Grow the fuck up op.

>>584610775
if she was paralyzed chances are shit doesn't work down there

>>584609039
you really need to console her in her inability. her bitchiness comes from a loss of control. you need to share with her this loss of control and let her see that she still has a kind of control, but her being a bitch isnt the way to do it.

shes mourning the loss of her body dude, you cant just abandon her. seriously. give her time to come around to coping. Tough it out, and you will be greatly rewarded. If you have patience you will gain something that you wont be able to gain anywhere else, and it will be a great experience in the long run. and if when the time comes that you do end up splitting ways, you will take that experience with you the rest of your life.

Stay with her, and show her more love than you ever have in the past. Thats the only thing you can do for her and with her.

Unconditional love is unconditional. I dont know if you're a bible man, but you should read the gospels of matthew, mark, luke, and john. Just read it with an open mind, and see how you feel about the situation. If you have even the slightest change of heart, continue on to read proverbs, and psalms.

You will become a better person.

>>584612159
shut the fuck up faggot.
haveagoodday.jpg.bat

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>>584612159

>>584612159
go back to tumblr

>>584612257
if she does'nt get wet just go in dry???
profit???

>>584611701

We got into a huge argument yesterday when I told her she needs to check her attitude. She went to stay with her parents for the weekend so I feel like thats a good start. This being the first 2 days I've had to myself in the last 9 months makes me realize how much I want a fucking divorce.

>>584612159
there is our money, and my money. bitch is lucky to leave alive, let alone get paid

>>584612257
Appearently -shit- does work...get it?
Her anus..
She can...
Meh it wasnt that funny i guess

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>>584608622

>>584606183
What's sex like with her now?

>all dese moralfags

she was a drink driver, got what was coming to her

just run away OP, it's not like she can follow you

>>584606183
push her down the stairs cant hurt :)...or forget to buckle her up in the car and get in an accident

>>584612523
i feel that
>>584612632
4/10 try again faggot

>>584612159
I take it you have no money at all. Grow up, and build up your own assets, instead of leeching of someone successful.

>>584606183
If that's a pic of her you should really kill yourself.

>>584612840
We've only had sex like 5 times since it happened and its been terrible every time.

>>584612632
i get where you are going, but a man can't let a little shit from taking away his pleasure, i mean just push it back in for christ sake.

>>584612159
>why do men
>anon is woman
>women don't exist on internet
>comment = invalid

>>584606183
>I want to divorce my recently paralyzed wife, but dont know how to go about it without looking like an asshole

Impossible unless she cheated on your.

>and her taking me to the cleaners

The above *MIGHT* negate this.

>>584613132

we need details

>implying she can take anyone anywhere

>>584613029
Go rambo on her then, No pain No pain No pain.

Use gunpower to clean afterwards.

lmao u pussy af bruh

>>584613132
I saw a /b/ro buying himself a fuckdoll..all silicony and shit for 400$ or something...
Atleast you got 1 for free

ok OP:
Put her in a full bathtub then slowly push down on the top of her head, (this will be easier if she intoxicated), under the water till the struggling stops. People will think that she drowned because of the alcohol, and make sure to do this gently, if your pushing her down then there is the chance that she can get bruising, which will cause suspicion to fall on you.

ta-da your free!!!!!

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>>584606183

Alright, here's what you can try. Let her diapers fill with shit every day, and never change them. Eventually complain about the smell and put her into the basement to ferment. Eventually the smell will get so horrible that she herself will take her own life and you won't be liable.

Alternatively, you can drop her off at the nearest orphanage and then move to another city.

>>584606183
umm stand up and walk out…not like she's gonna be able to get in your way

>>584613582
How many times have you done this before??

>want to divorce my recently paralyzed wife
>dont know how to go about it without looking like an asshole

too late

these replies make me sad. OP fuck ur gimpy wifes sister/mom and make her divorce you.

>>584613753
>both ex wives
>xanax and alcohol and OxyContin

>>584606183

you cant

/thread

>>584613582
I'm not going to kill her dude

>>584612159
>All of what you own your wife owns. All of what she owns, you own.

9 times out of 10 the guy owned way more that the woman before the marriage and most likely the sole income source. When the relationship is heading south why continue contributing to it.

Also fuck you and kill yourself :)

>>584613633
lolololo

>>584606183
>paralyzed
just walk away nigger. not like she can follow you.

>>584613938
Out of curiosity, do you have empathy?

I would never manage to do that, can't even hurt a fly on purpose.

>>584608440
You will eventually catch AIDS.

>>584607212
She senses the outcome that's why she's being like that. She wants to shove herself down your throat

>>584613938
that's hot. do me next daddy

>>584606183
why you should just acknowledge the 1st 2 posts

1 you're posting on 4chan for advice

2 you dont understand how marriage works

3 you obviously never TRULY loved her

4 you havent figured out that you will be able to fuck her asshole and she will never even know

>>584608223
Can you get cirrhosis anywhere else?

If he was paralyzed, should she leave him?

Make her angry untill she says she cant stand you and laugh when she does

>>584606183
If she is paralyzed how much of a threat can she be?

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>>584612159
The troll is strong with this one.

>>584614873
Top kek
this is why I love b sometimes

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It's because he wants to be able to be openly gay.

>>584611935
Sauce?
Also, to OP, say she cheated. You can't prove, but she can't disprove. Or, fuck her while she sleeps and post pics

>>584606183

Turn your wife into a alcoholic/pill addict. Encourage her to drink/take pills whenever she feels depressed.

Once she is fully hooked, put up with it for 6 months, then cite her being an addict as the reason for the divorce.

Once divorced, sue her for emotional distress she caused you for being an addict.

>>584613938
Faggot your not me
>>584614393
Yes I do
>>584614673
Your fucked in the head
>>

slash her wheelchair tires and run away

>>584606183
If she's not paralyzed from the snatch down, you're a complete dick.

If she is, and she's not gonna be able to provide any/regular sex, then open the relationship. Tell her you have needs that you can't ignore, but you don't want to leave her. She's your first priority, but you can't go without sex.

Otherwise, I hope she takes you for everything you've got.

>>584614393
Oh yeah I do, that's why I backed out when I was doing it to my current wife
>>584614673
Already have a couple mistresses, no thanks
>ex wives had insane family money
>sole benefactor
>around 7.1 million netted
Twice for money then for love /b/ros

>>584613633
>Alternatively, you can drop her off at the nearest orphanage and then move to another city.
when she cabs home, what should he tell her?

>>584609743
And it costs a lot more for a divorce than it did to get married. That's why I'm not so enthused about marriage. Not that I'd ever want a divorce over something so petty as a suddenly crippled spouse.

>>584615418

FTW

>>584615418

Fucking this.

OP its all downhill from here
Just hope she has brakes

>>584610086
If you want to leave her, start making some parallelogram jokes, or point out that she needs to stand up for her right to stay with you. If she can't then say she shouldn't have been a dumb ass and drove drunk. she'll get depressed and want to leave you. If she can take all that without wanting to combat crawl out on you, then she deserves better.

Either way, you're gonna look the asshole you are.

>>584616623
*like

>>584615418

This is what I would do. Fuck that bitch for getting drunk driving.

Tits or gtfo

Fuck her limp body you faggot

>>584615418

Here comes the pain! Here comes the pain!

>>584615566
Fucking faggot this is why we need IDs trying to white knight my shit

Til Death do you part mean anything to you when you took the marriage vow.

She's a dumb drunk
Op's a heartless fuck
you deserve eachother

Cripple tits nao

>>584613365
This. Lots of this.

>>584606183
Fuck you buddy.

I have
>given silly advices to OP
>laughed at bros comments
in other words, i've had a whale of a time, thanks OP

ITT: Everyone telling OP to an hero is female

>>584617209
Sure is newfaggy in here.

>>584606183
Show her paralyzed tits or GTFO!

>>584617523
And you know what that means. You can't tell OP to an hero without timestamped tits.

>>584606183
>but dont know how to go about it without looking like an asshole
Kill yourself.

shit on her when she is sleep, put card that says"ayy bb u want sum fuk" and sign your name to it

if dubs do it

>>584606183
Get her into a car with you, make it look like an accident when you drive the car into deep water, the price of having your insurance increase and the price of a funeral will still be cheaper than a similar pro job or a divorce with a decent lawyer

>>584618244
Its final, OP have no choice

>ITT: Fags so desperate and lonely they would actually stay with a bitchy cripple just because female.

fucking betas

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>>584618244
is this happening?
OP, promise me it's happening

>>584606183
Run her over with your truck 17 times.

Tell cops you couldn't see her due to her condition.

>>584617542
Here since '07
copy pasta or not that was my reply last time

>>584618774
I dont get it

Drug her to sleep, put a cigarette in her hand, burn the house down while you're out shopping. You turn up with bags of cripple medical supplies and run screaming into the house but luckily firefighters are able to stop you. Fake depression for a while and get therapy and time off work. Then begin your new life with the insurance money

>>584609039
My wife is not bossy or bitchy. She is actually kinda sweet.

But the problem we are having is getting her to help me adjust to being disabled. I used to go for long walks in the woods. Like 15 mile walks for fun. I used to climb rocks free hand with no ropes. I rode a motorcycle. Now I can't walk to the end of the most yard. I can't stand for more than like 20 minutes. I had a stroke so my left hand died.

I am having a really hard time adjusting. I need help with this. I don't know what to do. I spend every day sitting on a couch. I am bored out of my mind.

Yet my wife claims she is the one having a hard time dealing with it. She won't touch me in bed. I tried to tell her how I feel today and she.got pissed and wouldn't hardly speak to me the rest of the night. Then she went to bed early.

It Is Like My Concerns And problems Dont matter. I need her understanding right now. I don't think I am going to get it. So I must suffer in silence.

>>584619244
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCKING COP SAID.

dubs OP gets AIDS

>>584619389
rerolling

>>584619283
Are you a cripplefuck ?

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>>584606183
OP, this >>584619283
I don't mean to say it's a real story, it's just the other side of the coin. She really have a problem, and problems tend to make people look like shit and be assholes. If you ever watched House, that's an example: he's a natural asshole, but he's a worst man while he feels pain

I am a health worker and all I can recommend you is mental health help. Maybe couple psychology can do the trick and help you both works your problems and resolve them (by resolve, I mean you both could split or stay together)

Really wish you find out what to do

Why not at least try marriage counseling or some shit instead of bailing like a bitch on the woman you promised to stay with through sickness and in health?

>>584620237
Female detected

Take her up on her wheelchair to the steepest hill and cut the brakes as you about to go down.

>>584620237
We've been in counseling for the past 7 months

>>584620336
Older man, you faggot, from back when a man's word actually meant something.

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>>584606183
Do this to your, uh, "girlfriend"

>>584607212
You are a giant pussy faggot. She doesn't deserve to be both paralyzed and with a piece of shit like you. I hope she takes every last fucking piece of lint you own, bitch,

>>584620911
Are you as open there as you are here?

>>584621114
Yes, exactly what I meant, but without the fucken E.T.

>>584621230
>doesn't deserve to be paralyzed
>drank and drove on her own volition

If she were a dude you faggots would crucify her

>>584621422
No.

NoNoNoNoNO.

NO.

With the fucken E.T.

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>>584615418

>>584621474
I think she's a cunt for driving drunk, but even a cunt doesn't deserved to be kicked when she's down, though I know a lot of you edgy fucks will disagree.

>>584618244
My dubs were in vain

>>584621702
Please elaborate

>>584621965
I don't think I need to elaborate on how much sex you are going to have with that little guy afterwards.

I mean look at his mouth. Look at it.

my wife smashed up my benz drinking and driving...hit a parked car....almost divorced her....womens..

>>584622273
Ahh.. Your wiseman Anon. Thanks I don't know how I missed that. Slippery little fella..

>>584607212
Just fuck her in the ass from now on. She'll never know the difference. If she won't put out, you can rape her while she sleeps and she wouldn't ever know. You can also subtly destroy her esteem.

Have you tried raping her? Did you know it's not illegal if you rape someone who's a para or quadriplegic? If they have no possible way of feeling the act then there is no way they can ever testify that you actually did it, unless get gets pregnant.

>>584623112
>You can also subtly destroy her esteem.

Any ideas how ?

I already tell her its her fault shes paralyzed every day when she starts bitching about it.

>>584623410
Again, describe how the sex has been so far.

>>584623170
Because they can see you raping them?