Quick, who knows an effective summoning ritual?
You're really cute Taylor
I like your cats.
What do you think of the new Death Grips song?
how can I not?
>captcha: another tayests
Fucking morons, it's obviously a fucking printed out picture with a piece of torn paper with a timestamp written on it just dropped on top.
Even if T-Swift had ever been on /b/, isn't she on tour right now? I don't think she'd be jumping on /b/ right after a show.
If you really are out there, Taylor, I liked your music better when it was less poppy garbage, but even still you're probably the most gorgeous woman in music today and I'd kill to have you write a breakup song about me.
>nice looking smile
don't you mean gorgeous?
also, im really fucking hyper right now
haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
Taylor, stop making that damn pop music what about your country roots people want to see you nakd get butt naked and don't evr 4get to show the cunt head on and legs spread bcuz we want to see the insane tight pink slit u got and also don' be nervous bout striping its cool and good 4 ur casreer so jus make more money like that Kardashen slut and it be alright cause we are watchin to jerk off to the pitctures bae dont sweat it.
I do believe! Please, tell me what brought you here! I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SUMMON YOU AGAIN!
Has to be a doppleganger. I refuse to believe the swift /b/ rumor is actually real
Well, that's kinda the point. Spelunky is either 'lets cooperate' or 'screw your neighbor' depending on how badly you want to troll eachother and it's totally unserious, so....good social multiplayer or controller swap off game to just BS, smoke, chill, whatever.
O SHIT. I did Nazi that coming. Good eye?
I don't really go on 4chan... but when I'm up and cannot sleep I skim through /b/ and some of the other ones just to aid with my sleepy time tea. I always see thread about me but most if not all are a little difficult to scroll down.
I would do things to that woman that would be illegal in at least 39 states.
All of these faggots falling for your elaborate ruse. Keep it up, anon!
So... keep it tame, and you will come? I will keep that in mind for the next time this happens. I will make it my sworn duty to enter every one of these threads I can find so we may converse again. You have my word as a /b/tard, Ms. Swift!
You're just jealous that I summoned Taylor Swift. I understand your frustration, but you're gonna have to just deal with it.
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I don't typically venture out of this board. Don't see a reason to when everything I could ever ask for is here.
But more to the point. All these pruported timestamps and whatnot that have been going around. Can you confirm or deny that they were actually you? I think the whole of 4chan is eager to know the truth.
Take it easy, m8. I do this not to torment the rest of you, but because fate dictated it so.
Hnngngngng plz, at least something to confirm it's you please!!!!!??
God I'm dying here
No worries. I felt like it was directed at me anyways! But in all seriousness, I do think you need to give us... something. Even the tiniest kernel of existence could go a long way. I mean, you've already made contact with me, and I'm one hell of a loser. Is it too much to ask you to throw on some more fuel to your own fire, Taylor?
It's like when privileged white kids going on holidays in third world countries like America. We do it because we like a bit of edginess and danger outside of our comfortable everyday lives.
I don't think she's really a psycho - she's whatever her publicists tell her to be. Any aspect of her personality you think you understand? You're wrong, what she says and does is all filtered by her PR team.
i just think it's funny that a celebrity would willingly endanger their career like that. Imagine if someone on her staff peeked over her shoulder and saw her looking at a page with CP on it, snapped a picture and sold it to TMZ? The "taylor swift is a pedophile" headlines would be hilarious.
Hmm... an interesting proposition. I vote that, after you're done doing your performance, you look directly into a camera and silently mouth "/b/" while winking.
In lieu of that, go with what >>584216591 suggested.
>She's a straight up succubus.
lookin the way she does id let her succubus all over my cock all day long
id let her be controlling and domineering to my staff if u kno wat i mean
I know you can be more creative than this.
I have been contracted to perform Shake it Off. I will perform 5 more songs. But I'm not sure which ones will be on t.v. becuase they are mostly for the live audience.
touch your pinky with all of your fingers in a tapping sequence at one point during your song like you're synching it up with the melody. Most artists just use their hands in swaying motions but some use this method, it's rare and prevents stress.
At the end of the second chorus of Shake It Off, add in a little line, like "I'll be who I wanna be" or something since it fits the lyrical theme, and can be passed off as being part of the performance as a whole; maybe wink at the camera as you do it
So heartbreakingly beautiful
I want to play guitar with her, and then spoon
She is gorgeous. I don't know what's with the new spin of music, maybe her agents are making her compete with the big leagues? I don't know, I hope she's doing whatever makes her happy just like I hope for the best of anybody.
Guys come on WTF if this IS real, it's gonna be epic, "The Day Taylor Swift Saluted /b/"
Just think about it. I would go bananas in front of the TV if she did it.
Now you're being too kind to me, Taylor.
lol that might be fun i've done it for people before. I will do that. My dad was a big fan of the chevy chase thing. Well whatever. But just so you all know they are on a 20 second delay so they may cut it out so I will do the ear pull wink thing just in case.
I don't mean to compare your queen to anyone else, that wasn't my intention. Try to look past the judgmental vibe you got from my post and look at it in more of a financial point of view.
my question still stands. She's rich and has millions of fans. I don't really even like her music or her looks that much, but aside from degenerates like miley cyrus, what female singer is more famous than her right now?
You need to think 5 years ahead, anon. How is she going to compete with an industry that's ever changing? That was my point, and I'm not saying she couldn't or won't. I was just saying I hope she's happy doing what she's doing.
Also, Taytay, you should check out AVA's new music; there's some new weird wicked cool pop music on there that calls from some similar influences you called from on your new album
Because music helps you sleep (y)
So it is. Have a good night, Taylor. I will be watching... and waiting...
She's got a good style sense now, good smile and legs. Yet I think we didn't need to pull shit off spotify, She can make enough money from touring and endorsements, I don't think it would hurt her,. Hey Taylor you want to make more $ ditch the record label and sell your album on your site digitally, fuck CD's nobody uses them.
Barack Obama here.
The person claiming to be Taylor Swift is a faker.
How do I know?
She's not able to post anything at the moment.
She's riding my nigger cock
You are all pathetic. Trust me. I know. I'm Obama.
You wealize she's Bugs Bunny as a twap, right?
here's so we all remember what she claimed.