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Taylor Swift thread?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Taylor Swift thread?
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>>584205578
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I feel like her vagina would be so clean
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>>584206250
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>>584205578
Quick, who knows an effective summoning ritual?
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Taylor, are you on /b/ fishing for attention again?
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Would wife
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>>584207195
tits or gtfo
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>>584207195
NO WAY
<3
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>>584205578
Anybody have the shopped version of this. You guys know what I'm talking about.
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>>584207195
Ya rite! nowai!
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>>584207329
>believing that this is real
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>>584207195

nah no way
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>>584205802
Goddamn that look.
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>>584207461
>believing someone is believing this is real
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Anyone know of any good vids/gifs of her? Want to fap.
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>>58
You're really cute Taylor
I like your cats.
C:

What do you think of the new Death Grips song?
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>>584207589
>believing that I believe someone believed that
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>>584207195
that cant be real
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>>584207670
>>>58
gr8 m8
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>>584207774
i dont know what to believe anymore
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KeK
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>>584207937
I want to believe.

The truth is out there.
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>>584207195
I really want to believe. I really do.
You've been here before, you know the rules.
Shoe on head pls.
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>>584207906
dont get so excited
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>>584207136
Omg this real? Wherei t happen help tel me
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>>584207195
if you deliver (at some point) i will serenade you with many taylor swift songs
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its fake people ay lmao
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>>584207195
pls be real...i love you so much
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>>584207948
>still doesn't show bellybutton

you work very well behind the scenes. and its refreshing.

pre ordered album real early

still haven't listened
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>>584207195
2nd time stamp, new pic.
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>>584207195
Well why the fuck not! How else is she gonna know ho many of us are jerking off to her right now.
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>>584207909
I goofed
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>>584207195
It is her. After the Sony leak, there is no more Hollywood Confidential.
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>>584208519
ayy...
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>>584208412
how can I not?
>captcha: another tayests
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>>584207329
>>584207363
>>584207452
>>584207502
>>584207906
>>584208254
>>584208440
>>584208560
>>584208591
>>584208596

Fucking morons, it's obviously a fucking printed out picture with a piece of torn paper with a timestamp written on it just dropped on top.
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Even if T-Swift had ever been on /b/, isn't she on tour right now? I don't think she'd be jumping on /b/ right after a show.

If you really are out there, Taylor, I liked your music better when it was less poppy garbage, but even still you're probably the most gorgeous woman in music today and I'd kill to have you write a breakup song about me.
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>>584208667
Now that is just creepy.
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>>584207195
TAY TAY HAS RETURNED

Do you have another kitty cat for us to name??????!!

:DDDDDDD
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Ugh. There is categorically nothing sexy about Taylor Swift. She reminds me of Bambi trying to walk on ice.
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>>584208793
ayy lmao
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>>584208793
i had no idea
tell me more about how the internet works
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>>584208853
kek
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>>584207461
>>584207589
>>584207774
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>>584208853
everyone has their opinions
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>>584208853
Long legs, cute face, nice looking smile.
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>>584208853
This. All these years I've been trying to figure out what she reminds me of you and you just nailed it, anon.
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>>584207136
fakest fake to have ever been faked
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>>584208853
To each their own, but I personally find lean, leggy girls to be sexy as hell.
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>>584209075
>nice looking smile
don't you mean gorgeous?
also, im really fucking hyper right now
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>>584207195
My heart just melted...
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>>584208998
Taylorception
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>>584207195
Is this 'Boxxy'?
What are you guys getting so psyched about? I don't get it.
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>>584208853
haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
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>>584209547
bl8nt b8 m8
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Taylor, stop making that damn pop music what about your country roots people want to see you nakd get butt naked and don't evr 4get to show the cunt head on and legs spread bcuz we want to see the insane tight pink slit u got and also don' be nervous bout striping its cool and good 4 ur casreer so jus make more money like that Kardashen slut and it be alright cause we are watchin to jerk off to the pitctures bae dont sweat it.
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>>584206660
T. Swift here. I don't care if you don't believe.
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>>584210282
>>584210552
>>584210848
>>584210968
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>>584205578
Tickets come out tomorrow for her show... Next December.

you're all going to be jelly as fuck once i get mine.
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>>584211073
I do believe! Please, tell me what brought you here! I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SUMMON YOU AGAIN!
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>>584211181
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>>584205578
Is it bad the only thing I want to do is smoke pot and play spelunky with her?
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>>584206660
Idk what's going on with your post number but I think you might be satan
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>>584207195
honored to be in this thread. not a huge fan but your songs are the only ones i slightly enjoy on the radio.
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>>584211683
nope. completely normal
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>>584207195
Has to be a doppleganger. I refuse to believe the swift /b/ rumor is actually real
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>>584211683
I feel like she'd be pretty nice to just chill and chat with for a while
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>>584205578
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>>584211994
Well, that's kinda the point. Spelunky is either 'lets cooperate' or 'screw your neighbor' depending on how badly you want to troll eachother and it's totally unserious, so....good social multiplayer or controller swap off game to just BS, smoke, chill, whatever.
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>>584211736
O SHIT. I did Nazi that coming. Good eye?
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>>584207195
HOLY FUCKKKK
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>>584207195
Oh...wow. I should really cruise the thread first.
Evenin' pretty, thanks for joining us (if it is, in fact you and not one of our shoopers)
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>>584211427
I don't really go on 4chan... but when I'm up and cannot sleep I skim through /b/ and some of the other ones just to aid with my sleepy time tea. I always see thread about me but most if not all are a little difficult to scroll down.
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>>584212435
I would do things to that woman that would be illegal in at least 39 states.
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>>584212273
nah i think jew just have bad eyes?
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>>584205578
>those mouth wrinkles
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>>584212014

Goddam... she's gotten sexy. Last I checked she was flat as fuck on both sides. Might still be, but she's looking more womanly.
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Potatoes are an excellent source of starch
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>>584212769
cool
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Damn gurl
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>>584207195

All of these faggots falling for your elaborate ruse. Keep it up, anon!
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>>584212521
So... keep it tame, and you will come? I will keep that in mind for the next time this happens. I will make it my sworn duty to enter every one of these threads I can find so we may converse again. You have my word as a /b/tard, Ms. Swift!
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>>584207195
Niggs don't
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>>584213158

You're so fucking gay.
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>>584213507
You're just jealous that I summoned Taylor Swift. I understand your frustration, but you're gonna have to just deal with it.
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>>584207195
omg no way
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>>584213158
I mostly go on /tv/ and /p/ if that helps. I'm addicted I can't help it. They are so weird there it's so funny.
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>>584213158
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>>584213937
Different ids on the time stamp and comment, shoe on head?
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>>584212521
Timestampl PZLZLZLLZLZLLZLZLZZZZZZZLZLZLZLLZZZZ? YES??....
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>>584213750

You got me.
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>>584208667
im dying
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>>584213937
I don't typically venture out of this board. Don't see a reason to when everything I could ever ask for is here.

But more to the point. All these pruported timestamps and whatnot that have been going around. Can you confirm or deny that they were actually you? I think the whole of 4chan is eager to know the truth.
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>>584213302
WELP GOODNIGHT GENTS
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>>584214206
>>584214226
I have never posted my face on here and never will. It sure would be more than silly but plain stupid.
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>>584214169
Take it easy, m8. I do this not to torment the rest of you, but because fate dictated it so.
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>>584214871
W-we've fucking seen it already. Plz #based taylor
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>>584207195
are you being real right now
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>>584207195
obvious fake is obvious
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>>584214710
I'm so sorry I did mean to include you.
>>584214871
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She's really hot, but you can tell by her eyes that she's also a bit psycho.
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>>584214871
Hnngngngng plz, at least something to confirm it's you please!!!!!??

God I'm dying here
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>>584211073
why do you willingly browse a forum full of pedophiles, drug addicts, and armchair racists where child pornography is posted regularly?
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>>584214871
Thumbs up over time stamp ?
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>>584215321
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>>584215321
>a bit psycho
not my taylor swift
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I never even found her attractive prior to this thread. But thanks guys!
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>>584215143
No worries. I felt like it was directed at me anyways! But in all seriousness, I do think you need to give us... something. Even the tiniest kernel of existence could go a long way. I mean, you've already made contact with me, and I'm one hell of a loser. Is it too much to ask you to throw on some more fuel to your own fire, Taylor?
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NOPE MONROE/CHLOE THREAD
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>>584215817
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>>584215348
It's like when privileged white kids going on holidays in third world countries like America. We do it because we like a bit of edginess and danger outside of our comfortable everyday lives.
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>>584215695

She's a straight up succubus. I've also heard that she's very controlling and domineering to her staff.
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>>584215143
...can you make a tweet/tumblr post regarding that you won't put a shoe on your head please? :3
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>>584215321
I don't think she's really a psycho - she's whatever her publicists tell her to be. Any aspect of her personality you think you understand? You're wrong, what she says and does is all filtered by her PR team.
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>>584215339
>>584215461
I have an idea. I will be on Dick Clark's Rocking Eve this year. What can I do subtle for you guys that will let you know? and nothing overly stupid you guys.
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>>584216046
i just think it's funny that a celebrity would willingly endanger their career like that. Imagine if someone on her staff peeked over her shoulder and saw her looking at a page with CP on it, snapped a picture and sold it to TMZ? The "taylor swift is a pedophile" headlines would be hilarious.
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>>584216345
nip slip
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>>584207208
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>>584216345
Scratch your belly button.
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>>584207195
woa its happening our new queen! :3
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>>584216345
What song will you be performing? Blank Spaces? Shake It Off? Back catalogue material?
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>>584216345
Pat head, rub belly, hop on one leg.
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>>584216345
Hmm... an interesting proposition. I vote that, after you're done doing your performance, you look directly into a camera and silently mouth "/b/" while winking.

In lieu of that, go with what >>584216591 suggested.
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>>584216345
sharpie in dick clark's pooper
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>>584216345

Give Ryan Seacrest a BJ during the countdown.
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>>584216345
Adjust your shoe.
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>>584216112
>She's a straight up succubus.
lookin the way she does id let her succubus all over my cock all day long
id let her be controlling and domineering to my staff if u kno wat i mean
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>>584216626
I know you can be more creative than this.
>>584216750
I have been contracted to perform Shake it Off. I will perform 5 more songs. But I'm not sure which ones will be on t.v. becuase they are mostly for the live audience.
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>>584207195
t-swizzle the rill queen of /b/
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Anonymously speaking, How do you feel really about Kanye?
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>>584216345
touch your pinky with all of your fingers in a tapping sequence at one point during your song like you're synching it up with the melody. Most artists just use their hands in swaying motions but some use this method, it's rare and prevents stress.
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>>584217120
You said discreet. Grab your left breast and squeeze twice.
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>>584217120
blink your eyelashes heaps in a flirty fashion and then lightly finger your asshole
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Too much kek in this thread, almost sad really...talking to an overweight neckbeard living in his moms basement pretending to be Taylor Swift
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>>584217268
kanye deserves credit for making her a sooperstar
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Take a massive bong rip and blow it at the camera.
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Taylor Swift gives off a vibe like she would truly be a /b/tard. Like, she's on tour somewhere and is on her bus trolling /b/ just because.
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Somebody save this.
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>>584217120
Ma'am? I'd say, do a Carol Burnette. Just tug your ear with a wink at the camera, we'll know.
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>>584217120
Or instead of the finger sequence thing take your left foot out and swivel it
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>>584217278
winrar
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>>584207195
LOL
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>>584216854
I like this one.
>>584216795
this one also. the rest are stupid thinks you know are stupid. but i'm up for better ideas
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>>584217120
At the end of the second chorus of Shake It Off, add in a little line, like "I'll be who I wanna be" or something since it fits the lyrical theme, and can be passed off as being part of the performance as a whole; maybe wink at the camera as you do it
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>>584212435

So heartbreakingly beautiful

I want to play guitar with her, and then spoon

Pic unrelated
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She is gorgeous. I don't know what's with the new spin of music, maybe her agents are making her compete with the big leagues? I don't know, I hope she's doing whatever makes her happy just like I hope for the best of anybody.
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>>584217120
Put your shoe on your head Ms. Swift.
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>>584217898
fall over?
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>>584218051
in what world is taylor swift not in the "big league"?
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>>584216626
>>584216795
>>584216854
>>584216880
>>584216923
>>584216974
Guys come on WTF if this IS real, it's gonna be epic, "The Day Taylor Swift Saluted /b/"

Just think about it. I would go bananas in front of the TV if she did it.
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The real Taylor Swift is funny and has personality. This imposter has the charisma of a mail box.

Seriously how fucking dumb are you guys?
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>>584217898
Your id is red, maybe wear red that day? Or a specific article of clothing that is red?
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>>584217898
Now you're being too kind to me, Taylor.
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Illumination.
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Kill yourself Taylor Swift.
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>>584217898
>>584217995
That, or do something like
>>584216795
Maybe kick off your shoes and flex your biceps, if you have a live drummer start beating up their cymbals with your palms
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>>584217898
Wear an anklet on your left foot. Bonus points if it is a /b.

Twirl your hair around your finger and smell it.
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>>584218176
you must have a boring life if some celebrity browsing the same forum you do is your bar for "epic"
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Let the people believe.

>>584217898

blink for the camera after the song is done.
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>>584218136
lol that might be fun i've done it for people before. I will do that. My dad was a big fan of the chevy chase thing. Well whatever. But just so you all know they are on a 20 second delay so they may cut it out so I will do the ear pull wink thing just in case.
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>>584218156
I don't mean to compare your queen to anyone else, that wasn't my intention. Try to look past the judgmental vibe you got from my post and look at it in more of a financial point of view.
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>>584218246
tfw no mailbox gf
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>>584218593
Perform in lingerie again
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>>584218645
my question still stands. She's rich and has millions of fans. I don't really even like her music or her looks that much, but aside from degenerates like miley cyrus, what female singer is more famous than her right now?
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>>584217095
She looks like an Ebola victim here
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>>584205578
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>>584218826
You need to think 5 years ahead, anon. How is she going to compete with an industry that's ever changing? That was my point, and I'm not saying she couldn't or won't. I was just saying I hope she's happy doing what she's doing.
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>>584212004
i hope to never see this picture again
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I can just tell she has a fucking amazing, clean, shaven, tight pussy. Has that look.
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>>584218593
Hey t-swizzle, (my girlfriend calls you that sorry), what are you wearing that day? Or is it a surprise? If not, can you give /b/ that exclusive info?
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>>584218837
y? its one of my faves
>>
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>>584218593
Reply this post and after that reply you have 5 minutes to tweet "I can't sleep".

If you really are Taylor Swift, I'll mail you a cat.
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goodnight everyone. It's 3 in the morning
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>>584218593
>>584217898
Also, Taytay, you should check out AVA's new music; there's some new weird wicked cool pop music on there that calls from some similar influences you called from on your new album
Because music helps you sleep (y)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf13wwA8o8o
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>>584219380
>>584219302
Please do this before sleep, goodnight also! And can you confirm what you're doing for your fellow east coasters who stayed up with you?
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>>584219380
night fake t swift.
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holy fuck there are a lot of fucking retards in here
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>>584219380
Night, Taylor; have a good sleep, thanks for being a good sport!
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>>584219380
Night pretty, if it's really you thanks :)
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>>584219380
I hope it's you faggit, nighty night
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>>584219380
So it is. Have a good night, Taylor. I will be watching... and waiting...
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She's got a good style sense now, good smile and legs. Yet I think we didn't need to pull shit off spotify, She can make enough money from touring and endorsements, I don't think it would hurt her,. Hey Taylor you want to make more $ ditch the record label and sell your album on your site digitally, fuck CD's nobody uses them.
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I've never seen so many morons in one thread before.
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Oh dear god... I am cringing so hard at you faggots
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>>584219801

The gullibility of /b/ knows no bounds.

Original found here:

http://tasteofcountry.com/taylor-swiftpersonalized-chopsticks/
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>>584219740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSCOJ-0C2dw&t=37
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>>584219865
this
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>>584220050
K
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Hey guys,

Barack Obama here.

The person claiming to be Taylor Swift is a faker.

How do I know?
She's not able to post anything at the moment.
She's riding my nigger cock


You are all pathetic. Trust me. I know. I'm Obama.
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>>584220518
Shoe on head
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Holy crap its Obama guys!!!!!
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>>584220518
taylor swift. james franco, and obama in a week

fuck yes
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god i actually love taylor swift so much
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>>584213302
crying

:'(
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>>584221143
seconded
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>>584220518
Sorry mr president obama sir it wont happen again
hey while ive got you here, tell me what happened to ebola? did he died?
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>>584221376
ebloa is confermid kill
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>>584206783
this and only fucking this
/thread
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you're in a room with taylor swift and jennifer lawrence and a .44 magnum revolver with 1 hollow point chambered in the firearm

who do you kill
odds - taylor swift
evens - jlaw
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>>584223072
no, i kill t swift. i switch odds and evens.
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>>584223072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIZrXdKQlQ
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she has the body of a child
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>>584223650
Ya
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>>584205578
would so abuse and just destroy her
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>>584205578
You wealize she's Bugs Bunny as a twap, right?
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What a self-righteous bitch! That's all I have to say about Taylor Swift.
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here's so we all remember what she claimed.
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>>584224861
More like this actually
http://4archive.org/b/thread/584205578
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>>584207195
PLEASE /B/ REAL, girl, you're fucking amazing
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>>584216854
this, absolutely
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>>584225242
>>584225269

Dude, you got here like an hour late
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>>584219380
Night Tay.
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taylor <3
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>>584219480
>AVA
Mah nigga
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TS shows uo and no one asking for tities?
You amaze me /b/
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posting in potentially epic thread
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>>584226007
Because not all of us are gullible morons.
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>>584207195
yeah that filename
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>>584216512
>implying she does it with nosey fags around.. shes famous, not retarded
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>>584225334
a bit excited, sorry.
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for whatever reason, the sight of this thread put the taste of buttered bread in my mouth...
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>>584224409
saved for epic glory
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>>584220518
TFW OBAMA STOLE MY WAIFU
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>>584209942
I really want to have a poll on /b/ and see how many people are legally retarded.
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