New thread guys. Last one 404'd. Dunno when. I was too busy trying to get my wood chip trail going. This is my third thread though. Trying to get em going until my flight leaves. 8 hours into my 24 wait at the airport. Need entertainment. Help me out.
go masturbate in the public restroom and make loud monkey noises when someone comes in
Anon rolled a 69, to get me to make a wood chip trail from where I was sitting, to the bathroom. And tell the staff it was so I wouldn't get lost. I got sidetracked trying to reason with the bitch janitor lady. Thread 404'd. I'm just trying to stay busy while I sit here
I did this once. But it was 19 ours in the dead of winter. Shit sucked because they turned of the heat and I didn't have a thick jacket. On top of that I didn't have my charger for my computer which only lasts about an hour without it.
Anywho since you don't have to go through that living hell I suggest you watch anime. Psycho Pass, Sword Art Online, and Watamote are all good shit. Some of them might even be available on netflix. Alternatively you could visit other boards and see what the fuck is going on with those weirdos.
Good luck killing your boredom.
Lurked through the first two threads, finally posting in the third. You can do it OP , we believe in you .
It's pretty decent. I'm trying to stay awake for the whole thing though. I wanna document this shit. It's a once in a lifetime kinda thing
>24 hours in an airport
Thanks anon! With the help of my /b/ros I'll make it. Just trying to make my threads legendary without doing stupid shit that will get me in trouble.
He's going to San Diego
Isn't that in the triangle
the only opportunity for a ride to the airport was 24 hours in advance? what kind of bullshit is that? how long were you there / why were you there?
Also, I lived in Nashville. It sucks. Been in that airport a bunch but I can barely remember it now.
I got here at 4:00, it's 12:15. My flight leaves at 1:55pm tomorrow. Not quite 24 hours but close enough.
Also, update. Some dudes came and took the ceiling away. I think they know something's up.
With wood chips? That's about the only resource I have besides clothes.
Niggers gon nig
>at best friends house on a ranch with his other friend.
>hey anon were going to go outside
>leme come with you
>in brothers trailer
>ton of kids i know from school in here
>its cheech n chong smoke up in here
>here anon hit dis
>go into the woods with everyone
>we all light wood on fire with axe spray
>lets compare dick sizes
what the fuck man, that's just some retard abusing his daughter or sister for temporary giggles right?
no more i lied.
But srsly does anyone else have an online dating profile
Update. It's a fuckin party in here guys.
Also, I'll apologize in advance if my pictures post sideways. iPhone and 4chan don't mix
heres something to check out while you wait
nope, 4chan was shut down for half a month because of that thread. Huge investigation. They think they found the guy who took the pictures, but was never brought to court. That girl in the photos was never found.
>shut down for half a month
>never happened because I was here
Sorry OP on out. Was nice talking to you. Good luck, and don't die on me.
Is no one gonna photoshop my face onto shit though? Because that would make my life.
Some random anon did this one in the first thread
I fuckin made it to the promise land guys. I actually fuckin made it. It was a hell of a journey, but I did it.
Thanks guys :D
Nah lol just some area with couches and shit. Nothing too fancy. I heard it existed but never knew for sure until I came upon it for myself.
Holy shit anon. When i went to bed yesterday, your thread was the last one i saw. Now i wake up and its the first one i see. Its like youre my girlfriend. What did you do in the past 8 hours?
Fuckin sat in that same chair, ate a wood chip, tried to make a wood chip trail from my spot, to the bathroom, then made it to the promised land of comfy couches. Not much really.
Bunch of gifs from b
I feel you, bro. I had a flight out of Amsterdam at 8:00 PM last month, check-out time at my hotel was 11:00 AM. Was stuck at the airport all day, made me a little stir crazy (at least Schipol's an awesome airport, though). I can't imagine what 24 hours at the airport would be like. I'd be losing my fucking mind.
Yeah man. I'm about ready to lose my shit. The only thing keeping me going is the hopeful thought that I'll be remember by /b/ as "that kid that made threads about being in an airport for 24 hours and did stupid shit the whole time"
Ayyy more tits.
Gimme some stupid shit to do /b/. I'll eat a fuckin magazine if you guys want. I'm that bored.
No. Actually I have not.
But here's boot on head. Will provide actual shoe if want.
Sorry to hear that. Im off to uni now, but ill keep lurking now and then on the bus/train so i can carry you with me all day. Stay strong anon.
They got these cool looking massage chairs. Thinking about trying one. $2 for 8 minutes. Worth it?
You look like Mrrepzion hahah
Or do most Americans look like this, I don't know I'm a britbong
There's some random dude sleeping. But other than that, I'm alone. Why do you think I'm coming to /b/ for entertainment?
But your best official look on and go tell that sleeping guy that if he doesn't put his feet away from the couch you'll have to fine him. Then go back to your seat and put your feet on a couch.
San Diego! And nope. Just going back home. Lived with my pops for a few months. He was a dick. So I'm going back to live with my mom until I can get my own place.
I'm sorry anon. That does sound horrible.
I have no official look whatsoever but I'll try it
Sorry it took a min to find some good ones
Find hot chick in mags
Yeah I'm pretty glad to be going back.
I kinda do wish I could have stayed in Nashville/tennessee. The nature and stuff is amazing and the people are way nicer. The only thing I like more about San Diego is the perfect weather all year round.
I live in Chattanooga, but visited Nashville not too long ago. Amazing city, and yeah, you can't beat the scenery or hospitality, at least during the day time.
Nashville at night is crazy though, too many drunk rednecks. lmao
You bet. :) The Ferry ride downtown during autumn is amazing.
Never been to San Diego though, would love to visit someday. It's on the bucket list.
Aw man you have to! It's the best city in my opinion. If you can get past the stuck up people, it has so much to offer and so many places to go. It's just fucking rad in general.
offer him a massage like in sims 4, insta-bestfriend
Was in the us 2 years ago in summer. Drove the 66 and went to vegas/ny. Love the us. Ill make sure to add it to my list. Also bumping with greentexts for your entertainment.
if i were you, i would search the outer pockets of the guy's luggage and experiment with whatever inside.. or just put chips up his nostrils
This fuckin guy and whatever the fuck hat that is, I can't take it.
Not really. And it's cold as shit. I might explore a bit in the mornjng though after I check my bags in.
He has no idea I about shit myself in that chair. Farted so damn much.
hmmm, i'll start posting random shit to keep you entertained.
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.
Fuck yeah I'm tired. But you only get one opportunity to stay in an airport for 24hours. This is mine.
And yeah, I do have a snapchat. Add me if you want: lifegrowson
personal favourite here
if it reaches the image limit create new thread pls.
i'm enjoying this
felt your pain before and spent many long hours in airports in various places around the country. godspeed, OP.