New thread guys. Last one 404'd. Dunno when. I was too busy trying to get my wood chip trail going. This is my third thread though. Trying to get em going until my flight leaves. 8 hours into my 24 wait at the airport. Need entertainment. Help me out.
>>584018145
Beg your fucking pardon?
What exactly are you trying to do?
U wot m8
go masturbate in the public restroom and make loud monkey noises when someone comes in
>>584018346
Anon rolled a 69, to get me to make a wood chip trail from where I was sitting, to the bathroom. And tell the staff it was so I wouldn't get lost. I got sidetracked trying to reason with the bitch janitor lady. Thread 404'd. I'm just trying to stay busy while I sit here
missed the second thread. what did i miss?
>>584018625
how many people are in the terminal?
>>584018625
Why did you bother arguing with some stupid janitor bitch?
>>584018737
Nothing too special. It wasn't as cool as the first. Let's make this one cooler. Come on /b/
>>584018145
I did this once. But it was 19 ours in the dead of winter. Shit sucked because they turned of the heat and I didn't have a thick jacket. On top of that I didn't have my charger for my computer which only lasts about an hour without it.
Anywho since you don't have to go through that living hell I suggest you watch anime. Psycho Pass, Sword Art Online, and Watamote are all good shit. Some of them might even be available on netflix. Alternatively you could visit other boards and see what the fuck is going on with those weirdos.
Good luck killing your boredom.
>>584018808
Because she was fucking up my delivery.
>>584018778
I'm not in the terminal. I can't even check my bags until 4 hours before my flight. I'm just chillin by the front doors
>>584018145
go back to the bathroom and clog the toilets for the janitor being a bitch.
There you are i made bread to
pnkid here
>>584019161
Already tried that. The automatic flushes were fucking it up.
>>584019323
put paper over them OP
>>584018145
how big is the airport i know some of them have like nap pods for people on long layovers.
Lurked through the first two threads, finally posting in the third. You can do it OP , we believe in you .
So hows the trail of bread crumbs going
What airport
>>584019561
It's pretty decent. I'm trying to stay awake for the whole thing though. I wanna document this shit. It's a once in a lifetime kinda thing
>24 hours in an airport
>>584019570
Thanks anon! With the help of my /b/ros I'll make it. Just trying to make my threads legendary without doing stupid shit that will get me in trouble.
Bumping with funny
>>584019939
Hes in Nashville
>>584019939
Nashville nigga. Going back to San diego.
>>584019939
This. Some are more fun than others.
>>584018145
What airport is that? Looks like the first floor of the SD airport terminal 2 I think
>>584018145
Hey OP, been looking for you for fucking ages.. Based piss ID here :^) I rolled 60
>>584020447
Nah. It does look similar though. That's my hometown airport.
>>584019323
Go to every bathroom, take out all the tp from every stall and put it all in the sinks.
Hello my name OP
why are you at the airport so early instead of out at a bar in nashville or something?
>>584020478
69 you mean
Pnkid
smoke some fucking weed OP
>>584020775
It was my only chance to get a ride here, since I was in the middle of bunfuck nowhere and cabs wouldn't come get me. I'm only nineteen. Not old enough for a bar mang :/
>>584018145
hi op
smoke marijuana ofcourse ahha:)
>be me
>24 hour wait at airport
>download movie on laptop
>watch "the terminal" at the terminal
>>584020869
Fuck anon. If I could find some, I would be blazing that shit up right now.
He's going to San Diego
Isn't that in the triangle
>>584020953
the only opportunity for a ride to the airport was 24 hours in advance? what kind of bullshit is that? how long were you there / why were you there?
Also, I lived in Nashville. It sucks. Been in that airport a bunch but I can barely remember it now.
>>584021082
I've got some OP hit it with me
>>584021172
I got here at 4:00, it's 12:15. My flight leaves at 1:55pm tomorrow. Not quite 24 hours but close enough.
Also, update. Some dudes came and took the ceiling away. I think they know something's up.
>>584018145
Talk loudly about "the bomb"
>>584021219
ayy lmao pass that shit man
>>584021496
I'm actually trying to get through this without getting arrested. Sorry man
>>584021469
Build your own ceiling.
>>584021469
Damnit who called the bomb threat in
>>584021628
>when that kush hits you
>>584021764
With wood chips? That's about the only resource I have besides clothes.
>>584021797
Niggers gon nig
>>584021807
Pic related
>>584021007
>Terminalception
Where the fuck is wood chip trail I didn't roll for nothing you fag
Photoshop my face on shit /b/
Make it good.
>>584021628
Pray towards mecca then
>>584022173
the bitch janitor lady told me if I didn't stop, she would call security. I fucking tried faggot
Post creepy so op cant sleep
>>584021628
what airport you at? ill cum sex your butt if thats what you want, m8
>>584022420
Pls do anon.
>>584022001
>>584022205
Pot stories?
>be me
>15ish
>at best friends house on a ranch with his other friend.
>hey anon were going to go outside
>leme come with you
>k
>in brothers trailer
>ton of kids i know from school in here
>its cheech n chong smoke up in here
>here anon hit dis
>mfw
>go into the woods with everyone
>we all light wood on fire with axe spray
>lets compare dick sizes
cont?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QC_D2MTqOvk
Easier to listen to than read
>>584022806
Cont pls. This has potential
>>584022353
what the fuck man, that's just some retard abusing his daughter or sister for temporary giggles right?
>>584022940
no more i lied.
But srsly does anyone else have an online dating profile
>>584019048
or watch NGE if you wanna be really depressed.
>>584023064
No it was proven to be a seen from a show
maybe svu
Update. It's a fuckin party in here guys.
Also, I'll apologize in advance if my pictures post sideways. iPhone and 4chan don't mix
>>584022001
heres something to check out while you wait
>>584023423
Go ask for one OP
>>584023423
Op goina play with some ball
>>584020605
>>584023423
ill cum party with you an sex ur butt
>>584023064
nope, 4chan was shut down for half a month because of that thread. Huge investigation. They think they found the guy who took the pictures, but was never brought to court. That girl in the photos was never found.
>>584023521
2/4
>>584023575
Already did. The chick was chatting me up about some comfy ass couches across the hall and I asked for one. She said no. :/
>>584023809
Well you tried, thanks for it.
Are you gonna go sit on the comfy couches?
>>584023702
3/4
>>584023681
>shut down for half a month
>never happened because I was here
>>584023920
Yeah, I'm thinkin about it. Just gotta get my phone charged more. I'll post pics when I get to the promised land of comfy couches.
>>584023949
last one /b/ro good luck with the wait
>>584024151
Sorry OP on out. Was nice talking to you. Good luck, and don't die on me.
Is no one gonna photoshop my face onto shit though? Because that would make my life.
>pic related
Some random anon did this one in the first thread
>>584024364
You'll see me in the morning mang. I'll be here for the next 16 hours.
Tree fiddy
I fuckin made it to the promise land guys. I actually fuckin made it. It was a hell of a journey, but I did it.
>pic related
>>584025159
Win
>>584025159
Congrats
>>584025159
What you got into VIP?!
No one even fuckin cares about my threads. Why am I even still doing this shit lolol
Can /b/ please post some fucked up shit or crazy greentexts? Im going literally insane.
>>584025159
Good Job !
Op like shrooms
>>584025596
>>584025506
>>584025621
Thanks guys :D
>>584025510
Nah lol just some area with couches and shit. Nothing too fancy. I heard it existed but never knew for sure until I came upon it for myself.
>>584025596
Bro I'm still here from second I'm enjoying watching you being gay :^)
>>584025596
Sorry mang all my shit ya seen
>>584025795
2spooky4me
>>584025976
Do you fly a lot?
>>584025639
Last time I did shrooms I tripped so hard I thought I died and pissed the bed.
>>584026063
Nah. I used to when I was younger though. This is the first time I've flown in two years.
i love it though. I've always be super fascinated with planes and shit
>>584025596
I got u Op
Holy shit anon. When i went to bed yesterday, your thread was the last one i saw. Now i wake up and its the first one i see. Its like youre my girlfriend. What did you do in the past 8 hours?
>>584026287
Thanks man!
>>584026301
Fuckin sat in that same chair, ate a wood chip, tried to make a wood chip trail from my spot, to the bathroom, then made it to the promised land of comfy couches. Not much really.
>>584026287
ah shit thats glorious
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPPV2Yn_rIs
Lol best of b
dont know how good it is just found it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?debug_prerolls=false&sts=16407&utcoffset=-360&v=8rj5nUSNNQs&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8rj5nUSNNQs%26itct%3DCBoQpDAYCyITCKrt7tfxusICFcPMqgodUS0AvVIRYmVzdCBvZiAvYi8gNGNoYW4%253D&has_verified=1&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
Bunch of gifs from b
Bump with tits.
>>584027048
Dem freckles
>>584025596
I feel you, bro. I had a flight out of Amsterdam at 8:00 PM last month, check-out time at my hotel was 11:00 AM. Was stuck at the airport all day, made me a little stir crazy (at least Schipol's an awesome airport, though). I can't imagine what 24 hours at the airport would be like. I'd be losing my fucking mind.
>>584027282
Yeah man. I'm about ready to lose my shit. The only thing keeping me going is the hopeful thought that I'll be remember by /b/ as "that kid that made threads about being in an airport for 24 hours and did stupid shit the whole time"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpLSl3yt_8
B raids Jesus chat
Ayyy more tits.
Gimme some stupid shit to do /b/. I'll eat a fuckin magazine if you guys want. I'm that bored.
>>584027509
I'll remember you anon
>>584027858
Have you shoe on head yet?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=73lJdNV_0Iw
More gifs
Op not the one your on but piss onone of the couches
Lift the seat pee the put seat back
>>584027858
Make a sword out of magazines
>>584028161
No. Actually I have not.
But here's boot on head. Will provide actual shoe if want.
>>584026545
Sorry to hear that. Im off to uni now, but ill keep lurking now and then on the bus/train so i can carry you with me all day. Stay strong anon.
>>584018145
Go find the couch-bitch again, invent some sob story (or tell her the truth with some sobbing muh 24 hours) and make her get you into a lounge for free.
sup op. hang in there.
>>584028419
Have fun man! I'll be here for the next 15 hours. And then I'll make another thread when I hit the ground in san diego
>>584028363
Kek your champ op, boot is fine
>>584028541
You fucking win anon. i just lost my shit. I'm keeping that forever. Also, thank you.
I'll post pics if there a shop wizard handy
>>584028705
oh my giggady god
>>584028363
Damn, op is qt
>>584028705
Heeeeeellll yyyyeeeaaahhh.
>>584028938
You know it mang. I was graced with good genes.
>>584028705
They got these cool looking massage chairs. Thinking about trying one. $2 for 8 minutes. Worth it?
>>584029308
Use 40$, you'll be comfy for the next 3 hours
>>584029308
Yea those rock
Well the one i tried
You look like Mrrepzion hahah
Or do most Americans look like this, I don't know I'm a britbong
>>584029308
Lay across all of them at once while they're running and humm the scatman song loudly.
>>584029445
>>584029487
Shitissocash.jpg
>>584029308
Lay on your belly an let in work your cock
>>584029676
I think we all look that way to you guys man. Idk. I can kinda see the resemblance I guess.
Bumpin with titties again.
>>584029720
nice m8!
Are you the only faggot couchsurfing there ? Go socialize with some stranded chick and opst her tits
>>584030503
There's some random dude sleeping. But other than that, I'm alone. Why do you think I'm coming to /b/ for entertainment?
Come on bitches. You can't let this shit die.
7:25 am here in London, I need to sleep, been fun to meet you OP, Stay strong, give me a message on soundcloud sometime!
https://soundcloud.com/the_official_alphasoul
>>584031046
Will do man! Hopefully you'll wake up and night lurk a little bit and see one of my next threads. Sleep well anon!
Damn. I think thread is dead. Not sure what else to do because no one is suggesting shit. Still trying to hang in there though. Probably make a new thread again.
Someone's probably already asked but where's your flight to, OP? Going somewhere swanky for the holidays?
>>584031668
Sitting on the bus being fucking soaked. At least you have comfy massage chairs and nice couches. Im on a bus full of stinking niggers.
>>584031668
But your best official look on and go tell that sleeping guy that if he doesn't put his feet away from the couch you'll have to fine him. Then go back to your seat and put your feet on a couch.
>>584030735
Some dude sleeping? This is /b/. All I read was "source of entertainment".
Wait why the fuck do you have woodchips? Also nice boots.
>>584032062
Right? I'm surprised someone's not said "put your dick by his ear and take a picture" lmfao
>>584031912
San Diego! And nope. Just going back home. Lived with my pops for a few months. He was a dick. So I'm going back to live with my mom until I can get my own place.
>>584031994
I'm sorry anon. That does sound horrible.
>>584032005
I have no official look whatsoever but I'll try it
>>584032157
Thanks! I love them. And the wood chips were from a planter I was originally sitting next to.
>>584032326
Parents aside, glad to go back to San Diego ? Wish you could've stayed in Nashville ? Why ?
Sorry it took a min to find some good ones
Find hot chick in mags
post
we judge
>>584032589
Yeah I'm pretty glad to be going back.
I kinda do wish I could have stayed in Nashville/tennessee. The nature and stuff is amazing and the people are way nicer. The only thing I like more about San Diego is the perfect weather all year round.
>>584033139
What is this, a picture for ants?
>>584032978
I live in Chattanooga, but visited Nashville not too long ago. Amazing city, and yeah, you can't beat the scenery or hospitality, at least during the day time.
Nashville at night is crazy though, too many drunk rednecks. lmao
>>584033473
I never got a chance to visit Chattanooga. I heard it's super nice though! Scenery wise and shit. Is that true? I bet it looks amazing during the fall.
>>584033708
You bet. :) The Ferry ride downtown during autumn is amazing.
Never been to San Diego though, would love to visit someday. It's on the bucket list.
>>584020047
shit made me giggle.
>>584033461
Yea Google fuk me on that one
>>584034073
Aw man you have to! It's the best city in my opinion. If you can get past the stuck up people, it has so much to offer and so many places to go. It's just fucking rad in general.
I live like 15 minutes from the BNA. I wish I had saw this earlier and you could have came and kicked it.
>>584034303
Aw damn man. That would have been dope! I'm stuck here for the next 14 hours hahahah I've been posting threads and shit about my experiences. This is the third one.
>>584034205
Just finished goog'lin, it says fuck you.
>>584034426
Im losing my apartment so we left. Its 2-3 miles from the airport. If you can get there you can go crash. No electricity, but theres a bed and couches. Door is unlocked
>>584034704
Fucking Google always talking shit
>>584034897
Is it in a sketchy neighborhood? Lol I don't wanna get stabbed.
>>584034948
Now it states something very indecent about your mother that I do not want to repeat on here.
>>584035149
Thank you for not repeating it
Sadly it was probably true
Waiting for my train. No massage chairs here ;(
>>584035379
j/k Google claims your mom can distinguish between 17 different veneral diseases by taste alone.
Op still here or did he fall asleep
>>584035580
God damn it
i knew that it was true
>>584035551
Aw man:/ come to Nashville!
>>584035659
I'm still here. Chillin. Trying not to fall asleep because this is cool as fuck. I'm like the only one here. 10 hours down! 14 to go.
>>584030735
offer him a massage like in sims 4, insta-bestfriend
>>584035969
That dude is passed the fuck out man. I can't wake him up. He's snoring like a motherfucker.
>>584024504
lindseys a crack whore
>>584035853
jog in place
When they stop you say its doctors orders
>>584035551
KANKER
>>584035853
Was in the us 2 years ago in summer. Drove the 66 and went to vegas/ny. Love the us. Ill make sure to add it to my list. Also bumping with greentexts for your entertainment.
if i were you, i would search the outer pockets of the guy's luggage and experiment with whatever inside.. or just put chips up his nostrils
>>584036263
Kankerweertje broeder
>>584036658
kek. thanks man. I appreciate it.
This fuckin guy and whatever the fuck hat that is, I can't take it.
>>584036993
LOL WAT IN THE ACTUAL ROBIN HOOD FUCK
>>584036993
Steal the feather and run away
>>584036993
Go take a selfie with him and post here
>>584037181
Fuckin right?
>>584037307
And take an arrow in my ass? No thank you!
>>584037327
He literally just laid down or I totally would have asked him.
what's outside? anywhere interesting you can walk to?
>>584037642
Not really. And it's cold as shit. I might explore a bit in the mornjng though after I check my bags in.
>this guy
He has no idea I about shit myself in that chair. Farted so damn much.
>pic related
>>584037828
hmmm, i'll start posting random shit to keep you entertained.
I admire your commitment, OP. It's been really funny to watch. Aren't you tired though? And do you Snapchat?
>>584037954
>>584038042
>>584038143
Any 1 remember this faggot
>>584038210
>>584036263
weet ik toch niet ik kom nooit buiten
>>584038143
Lol i was there for that
>>584038297
>>584037954
Thanks anon, I appreciate it.
>>584037967
Fuck yeah I'm tired. But you only get one opportunity to stay in an airport for 24hours. This is mine.
And yeah, I do have a snapchat. Add me if you want: lifegrowson
>>584038385
>>584038449
>>584038401
you like aww shit?
I just entered this thread and wanted to join op for the ride
>>584038493
>>584038493
Yeah aww shit is pretty awesome. I'll probably end up saving it if you post it.
>>584038594
>>584038524
Fuck yeah man. Get ready. It's gonna be a bumpy one.
>>584038628
>>584038659
sweet
personal favourite here
if it reaches the image limit create new thread pls.
i'm enjoying this
>>584038764
>>584038401
just sent. If this thread dies, it might keep you more entertained to post your snapchat right off the bat, or a fake email if you're the social type
>>584038830
>>584038764
Of course dude! This is the third thread already. I'm not stopping until those wheels leave the ground. And then I'll of course make one when I get to San Diego.
>>584038897
felt your pain before and spent many long hours in airports in various places around the country. godspeed, OP.
>>584038736
Go get a beer or something
>>584038980
>>584039023
get me one too
>>584039023
I'm only nineteen nigga. Can't do that just yet. I wish though. That would make this whole thing a lot more interesting.
>>584039095
>>584039172
These are the best gifs. Thanks anon! I appreciate it more than you know.
>>584039172
>>584039240