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>>578753019
God damn.

>>578753019
Kekd

>>578753019
kek

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Since other anon posted a baww post

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here you go newfag.

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>>578752739

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>>578754369

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>>578754541

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not greentext, but gold

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>>578754731

>>578753423
Can anyone explain this?

>>578755110
Second this

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>>578754541
theres more than one version of martha? please share. why is beanboy not here

>>578755659
this one will never not make me chuckle like a fucking dipshit. based

>>578754929
What in the actual fuck

>>578757178
Kekd

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>>578757178
keeeeeeeeek

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>>578757178
I was half expecting anon to be left covered in shit while the girl explains that the dog made the mess, thus blaming anon for butfucking her dog, would have been funnier imo

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>>578753561
kek

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>>578755110
>>578755694
his life is in shambles. he was dreaming of his girl and of all the things he did because of her absence. she says i love you and the harsh reality of being a drunk loser living with his parents has crashed his happiness in his dream.

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>>578752739

>>578755659

>I have no brother

lol'd harder than I should have

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>>578759096

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>>578759314

>>578758161
How can you half expect something?

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>>578759537
By fully expecting it then halving that expectation, pretty simple stuff you fucking cretin

>>578759314
thats frikin gold

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>>578752739

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>>578759803
You would sage for that ignorant reply. Dumbass.

>>578754331
LMFAO

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>>578759537
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>>578759497
>>578759314
>>578759537
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>>578757178
samefag

>>578754331
this is great

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>>578759994

>>578760538
what is ID

>>578761010
what is shitpost

>>578761175
what is sagefag

>>578761415
what is wombo

>>578752739
>reading email
>see last email sent from best friend who move away
>she committed suicide a few years after moving
>see this thread
>go to type the story of it all
>noonecares.webm
>0 replies
>why bother?
>type this instead

>>578761713
what is life

>>578760538
Lol?

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>>578761769

>>578761768
I'd love to read it

>>578761415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4zmjWhuuRw

>>578761768
>>578762113
I would as well.

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Classic

>>578760538
Fuck off newfag

>>578762382
You little shit

>>578752739
Damn, how have I never seen that one. That's the best one I've ever read.

>>578762382
Beautiful misdirection.

sage sage sage

inb4
>faggot

>>578760538
Your summer is showing.

>>578757178
topkek

>>578760538
Serious autist detected.

>>578762847
You have low standards.

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>>578763052

>>578763017
>sage
>not saging

How does it feel to be even more of a faggot than this guy?

>>578763052

>>578763685
What is bad about saging?

>>578764013
Cute.

Anybody got the one of the guy playing team fortress and he gets into a furry server?

>>578753703
kek

>>578764013
you're not even saging jfc
yet you're saying sage
gtfo out my kitchen

>>578760538
samefag. you id'd yourself

>>578764962
I'm also interested in this.

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>>578764962
This one?