Best green text stories
Since other anon posted a baww post
here you go newfag.
not greentext, but gold
theres more than one version of martha? please share. why is beanboy not here
I was half expecting anon to be left covered in shit while the girl explains that the dog made the mess, thus blaming anon for butfucking her dog, would have been funnier imo
his life is in shambles. he was dreaming of his girl and of all the things he did because of her absence. she says i love you and the harsh reality of being a drunk loser living with his parents has crashed his happiness in his dream.
By fully expecting it then halving that expectation, pretty simple stuff you fucking cretin
You would sage for that ignorant reply. Dumbass.
>see last email sent from best friend who move away
>she committed suicide a few years after moving
>see this thread
>go to type the story of it all
>type this instead