>had last exam today
>forgot to by alcohol on the way home
someone quote all the posts in the thread so far and i'll screencap how many are actually me
do need a prescription for a razor or something?
there are literally 23 unique IP posters ITT
We have to do something while we're waiting turns to fuck your mum.
I'M THE PERSON IN NZ THREADS WHO IS ALWAYS WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AND IS ALWAYS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING
>tfw posting as 27 different users is tiring
you could literally transplant your shoulder hair onto your face
I don't have that much body hair, I'd say I have about as much as this woman.
fuck m9, bloody fishing stores.
I'm asking because handheld funs look like the best funs and idk where to get them in NZ.
seig fuck brah, seig fuck. no more holding up liquorking w big dog's sawn shotty huehuehue
I think it's all the little school boys that get to stay up late now school is over or just about over.
>tfw remember those days fondly|
>tfw I started high school over a decade ago
>tfw when almost finished over a decade ago
>tfw have done nothing with my life
do you recommend it?
the alcohol probably blocks the antioxidants.
might as well add milk.
i've tried cough medicine + alcohol
>You sick or something?
>Depends what you want it for?
>You sick or something?
So I'm assuming Yoona then? You post her a hell of a lot
thanks for the heads up. i just thought that with the extra hole you could double the intake. what about wine enemas?
>tfw i have more pics of Yoona than my waifu
If you want a pistol go to the gangs. Not the shitty little ones, more like the big time ones, up in Auckland. Definitely not worth being caught, however.
There are surprisingly a lot more pistols around the country than you would think
>generating an 8 character tripcode
>5 hours pass
>only one result
I think I’m sick I think I’m sick
I think I’m sick I think I’m sick
>tfw never posted on /k/
probably a good feel
*taps shoulder* errmmm mister mongrel mob friend, c-could you uhhm s-sell me a g-gun? maybe? *wets pants*
>EH WHAT FUCK YOU SAY CUNT OI OI OI -proceeds to bash your fucking head in-
Cant be assed going and getting the Lower out of the safe, But heres the Upper and Stock, anyway, been cleaning
Student and IT Contractor.
The other day I saw a happy looking bunch of polynesians walk out of a winz office then straight into the KFC across the road. It was pretty funny yet maddening at the same time. Those fuckers were all wearing designer clothes and flashing around S5s, iPhone6s yet there are people in this country who actually need the goddamn money to live. Fucking coconuts
why are you horny tho?
>thanks for the heads up. i just thought that with the extra hole you could double the intake. what about wine enemas?
Are you wanting to get drunk quick or something? Because I can't see any other reason why you'd do it?
Even then, it's a dumb idea and you'll get alcohol poisoning.
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna fluke this exam tomorrow
Reportin' in for our girl Rosa
Yo. what exam do you have tomorrow?
would it kill me tho?
have you ever performed? an enema?
I wish this would keep going like it does on k.
It could do. The bumhole gets things into the bloodstream quicker so would would be a normal amount orally will eb totally different anally.
Nah, never done an enema. Not a full proper "Oh my God, this is it!" one.
What level are you in NCEA?
Yeh it wasn't straight up negative about the site like every other article.
How long you done that for? Any plans to move on or stay?
I find Megan Penno (Wellington) oddly attractive, even though I know she's not.
Only half a year. I don't have any other qualifications so I can't go anywhere else for now. Every other sheep slaughter in NZ is in some backward ass town. Dannevirke is the closest.
Can't remember sorry but you shouldn't be waiting much longer.
>mfw im not at home so i cant get out glorious Bolt rifles and continue. :(
Reminder tha if you live anywhere else but NZ you are a wanker
Last exam's on wednesday, I'll make the NZ thread after a few celebratory beers, like i promised last week
>tfw thought I'd finished the last sheet of nicotine gum
>tfw I found another sheet under my bed
God what a relief.
Lol, the average korean girl looks nothing like the ones he posts
Just gonna chime that I did a vodka+water enema once (about 40ml of vodka, mixed in 250~ mls of water)
it felt like about 4 beers and I was deeply concerned I was going to die from a perforated colon or some shit,but rationally the alcohol content was only like 4% or some shit
>You will never _______________________ while her anus _________________
dasien ('mans experience', hard to translate) approaches a red cup, he uses the ruler to measure it's height, like a scientist, he approaches something as an object - this is called in heidegay terms 'present at hand', now he takes off his labcoat, confirming his dick is in fact longer than the cup, and proceeds to use the cup in making some green tea with jasmine petals that good shit. Here we see that the man has changed his attitude, or approach, to the thing and it is now an object to be used, like a hammer. We note here that science does not study 'read-to-hand' objects, rather normally in the body-in-a-world that characterizes dasiens existence, we perceive things as ready-to-hand, the key board is for typing, the cup for holding tea, the hammer for hammering. Note that "normally" does not mean primarily or that this is somehow the fundamental nature of the world, but just a common attitude we take towards it. Now the man has delerium tremors, because he is a degenerate alcoholic, so he drops the cup. Do you see how his atttitude shifts from the cup being something to drink out of to something broken, his attitude has shifted to that of the scientist, seeing it as an (broken) object, with edges and corners, and weight and all the physics that comes with a breaking cup. Note the point again is not that somehow the world is fundamentally present-at-hand (eg, newtonian objects etc), but rather dasien is more primary than that, and his attitude he takes towards things (eg, scientific, use, broken, etc) precedes the existence of the objects (eg, quarks) as set out by scientific theories.
Sup faggots anyone else got an exam tomorrow I have history and I really can't be fucked
Across 3 NZ threads anon delivered the names of like 10 different chicks, along with detective working out Miss Alice's real ID. Having "Jamie T" as info about some n00ds is hardly something to get worked up over.
Yeah mate theres a few more but those are the best.
Yeah she was a wicked root, enthusiastic as fuck.
Shame she went slut though, i really liked her. :/
Here, Have one more.
"merry pranksters on the internet"
this made me chuckle