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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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New Zealand thread. NZfags get in here.
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why are IDs even back?
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How the fuck do I watch Netflix on my ps4?
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Hello, boys!
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Anyone got any female kik usernames from NZ? Preferably north island
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where them auckland nudes at
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>>578595647
I always pronounce kik as "kike" in my head.
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You cunts know I hired 'em.
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Whatup
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why are IDs even back?
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Because you're a Nigger.
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Playing me some Path of Exile until the Walking Dead comes on later.
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Taupo cunts? Got 2 foils
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Who else had the geography exam today? and/or has chem tomorrow?
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Got Ritalin in Tauranga.

ER though...
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why are IDs even back?
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why are IDs even back?
Inb4 why are IDs even back?
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Any dunners weed hook ups?
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also have P
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>>578594858
North Shore reporting in
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>had last exam today
>forgot to by alcohol on the way home
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lmao jk, i dont have shit
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>>578597562
Kill yourself.
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>>578597626
Hows the trip coming along?
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>>578595647
Yes
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>>578597626
I only have 3 fingers of vodka left, gonna wait a while then drink it fast to try get at least a buzz.
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>>578597991
can we havethem?
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>>578598219
No
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Some times I think my life is bad, then I remember I'm not a kiwi and I feel better :)
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>>578595647
No
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>>578597939
GET HYPE
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>>578598557
Name country better than NZ
(pro tip you cant)
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LITERALLY ALL ME

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>578598557
Fuck up cunt. Up to faggots, any welly nudes
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i feel kinda sick
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someone quote all the posts in the thread so far and i'll screencap how many are actually me
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i wish

i wish

I WISH

i was rich
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>>578599610
You're ruining the thread dicklegs post some tits
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DEAD THREAD

DEAD FLAG

DEAD CULTURE

DEAD COUNTRY
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>>578600379
DEAD ME
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CATCH ME ON FIRE
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>>578598923

Tasmania is like all the best parts of new zealand but without the faggots and maoris
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Anyone here in med school? One of my shoulders just got a bit hairier, I'm 23 btw.
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>>578600886

Yeah man it's called puberty. Your voice will get deeper and you'll start having funny feelings about girls as well
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>>578600886
Hairier is an odd word.
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>>578600886
do need a prescription for a razor or something?
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>>578600886
Post a picture.
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How is it, that you Can fuck so many backpacker girls like u want ?
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i hate greasy food
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white girls love me~
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THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE POST EVERY FUCKING THREAD OH MY FUCKING GOD SO BORING FUCK NZ
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even if i was a tree

you couldn't flip me
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>>578601917
there are literally 23 unique IP posters ITT
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>>578601917
why are ids even back?
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>>578602228
THE SAME 23 FUCKING PEOPLE EVERY NZ THREAD
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>>578601917
Fuck you cunt. I'm an news fag.

This is the 1st thread I've posted in on 4chan ever.
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>>578602242
BASED FUCKING 24
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>>578601002
Seems a bit late for that, I don't really know how long stuff like that keeps changing.
>>578601256
Camera is too shitty to show it.
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>>578601917
>>578602228
23 unique IPs and it's still boring as fuck.
It's like chch became an imageboard thread.
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>>578602346
>news fag

Simon Dallow is that you?
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Anyone in Wellington want to smoke some bud?
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REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY~
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>>578602328
We have to do something while we're waiting turns to fuck your mum.
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Anyone scube
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>>578602487
Tron masternigger.
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I'M THE PERSON IN NZ THREADS WHO IS ALWAYS WRITING IN CAPS LOCK AND IS ALWAYS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>578602810
fuck you
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>>578602579
Yes,
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NEED AUCKLAND NUDES BTW
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>>578602810
I appreciate your amplified opinion.
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>tfw posting as 27 different users is tiring
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anything fun happening in dunedin this weekend? need shit to do bros...
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Anyone here from Tāmakimakaurau???!
THIS DICK AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
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Wellyfag reporting in
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도끼
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>>578603250
>fun
>dunedin
pick one nerd
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DON'T FORGET BACK IN THE DAY
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>>578603461
I am.

This is so much better than 9gag.
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>>578603461

No wahines on the internet mate.

Levin reporting in.
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>>578600886
NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER
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>>578603873
you poor bastard.

I've been to industrial China and that had more soul than Levin.

How are you still alive?
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>>578597286
uhh dude you just crush those little balls into a powder boom that's normal ritalin
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>>578604148
Yeah, I know, I did that today, actually.
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#realtalk

Nicki Minaj is a good rapper
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>>578604034
>one week into november
>scraggly wispy pube beard.

Any hope it might turn into something decent?
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chewin some pan parag like a fucking currynigger get on this shit cunts and hype it up heaps like sins so it gets in the media and peter dunne bans it that'd be swell
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>>578604404
you could literally transplant your shoulder hair onto your face
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anyone on here /k/arry?
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confession:

i find Indian girls attractive
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>>578604307
you gotta bang that shit man, at least once
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>>578604139

A good job and low living costs. Lots of dank. Lots of bush to run around in too.
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>578604638
I don't have that much body hair, I'd say I have about as much as this woman.
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>>578604814
Nah, I hate ritalin, my penis stops working on it.

Dex is ok, though.
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>>578604894
SHAME ABOUT THE FACE
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>>578604783
A fistbump across the ocean, a fistbump from across the sea. Stand the fuck up cause I have a fistbump for thee.
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>>578604783
Your not alone bro
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>>578604759
where do I get a gun?
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>>578604759

Ooh yeah buddy people better watch how the fuck they talk to white men wearing camo in the 5510 you never know who you are fucking with.
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Churburgers.
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Fuck all you cunts for this waste of time. The sad thing is I enjoyed it. Kill yourselves.
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>>578604894
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>>578605435
fuck m9, bloody fishing stores.

I'm asking because handheld funs look like the best funs and idk where to get them in NZ.

>>578605458
seig fuck brah, seig fuck. no more holding up liquorking w big dog's sawn shotty huehuehue
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>100 replies already
comfy it down guys
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>>578605353
>>578605406
based tastes
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>>578605884
I think it's all the little school boys that get to stay up late now school is over or just about over.

>tfw remember those days fondly|
>tfw I started high school over a decade ago
>tfw when almost finished over a decade ago
>tfw have done nothing with my life
Fuck
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>>578606330
BASED FUCKING GRANDPA
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>>578605863

The only store robberies in LVN are 18 year old crack heads with kitchen knives lel
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>>578606485
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someone post my waifu
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>>578606521
BAN ASSAULT KITCHEN WARE.

BRISCOES IS KILLING OUR CHILDREN.

TAMMY WELLS IS THE FACE OF DEATH.
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have you tried mixing alcohol and tea?
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Auckland cunt here

Whats up
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I thought that was the Australian flag?
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>>578607050
Yup.
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>>578600821
Having extra fingers and toes does not make you better.
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>>578597170
chemistry, I'm so fucked for aqueous
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>>578607016
Such an iconic woman, but so few know her name.
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>>578595647
maybe
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>>578607107
do you recommend it?

the alcohol probably blocks the antioxidants.

might as well add milk.

i've tried cough medicine + alcohol
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>>578607158
does make them pretty handy at math when it comes to rounding up that extra digit.
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AM I MAKING SENSE

?
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>>578607050
It's been done for over a century.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunfire_%28drink%29
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>>578607384
bet her kids call her Mrs. Briscoes.
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>>578607050
Asians make a delicious green tea and chivas regal mix. Shit gets you drunk.
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>>578607575
Depends what you want it for? You sick or something?
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>tfw in love with a goddess
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>>578608095
Tammy Wells is real brah, it's Briscoes, not the Vatican.
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>>578607704
>>578607819
nice

>>578608061
>You sick or something?
kinda
>Depends what you want it for?
enemas
>You sick or something?
yes.
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Anybody got any nudes? gt some taupo ones if anybody is interested
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>>578606741
Who is your waifu?
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>>578608448
>taupo nudes

Any of the Ruapehu Yeti?
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>>578608527
idk

just post her~
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Anyone know where I can find a video of a NZ girl called Anita Henderson? She told me there's a video of her squirting on the internet but never found it.
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>>578608401
You want alcoholic tea to use as an enema?
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>>578608868
W O R D

is that a bad idea?
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>>578608685
Is this her?
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>>578608653

Not yet. But Damned I've been tryna find her.

Chick from Taupo Called Jaime T., anybody know her?

Left her Photos Public on Outlook.
Good one, bitch.
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>>578609173
Yes, my child.

It is a terrible idea.
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>>578608685
So I'm assuming Yoona then? You post her a hell of a lot
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>>578609268
Helen's Mirin
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>>578609268
yes! thank you!

post your waifu~
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>>578609349
Know few jaime's from Taupo. might know her face
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>>578609442
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Taupo Slut Snapchat Name Cheekyme
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>>578609368
thanks for the heads up. i just thought that with the extra hole you could double the intake. what about wine enemas?

>>578609414
>tfw i have more pics of Yoona than my waifu
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>>578607325
Aqueous is better than fucking organics
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>>578604759

I carry my AR behind the seat of my Hilux almost everywhere i go, Not sure if that counts
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>>578609826
wording this so hard
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>>578605863

If you want a pistol go to the gangs. Not the shitty little ones, more like the big time ones, up in Auckland. Definitely not worth being caught, however.

There are surprisingly a lot more pistols around the country than you would think
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>generating an 8 character tripcode
>case-insensitive
>5 hours pass
>only one result
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erwerw
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>>578609785
< these are the only reason I visit the NZ threads anymore.
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>>578594858
Any femanons on right now?
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So is that murderer who escaped bail weekend posting?
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>>578610983
A GOD
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I other news try not to laugh.
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I think I’m sick I think I’m sick

I think I’m sick I think I’m sick
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>>578611420
Lol, did they expect the guy to not shove him/it off?
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>>578609826
>tfw I find organics the easiest out of them all
>tfw I'm the only one who thinks this
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anyone selln bud in auckland?
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>>578609664

How old?

This is her

Anybody keen?
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>>578610056

Post a pic or you don't have an AR.
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Let's get ti know each other better, what does everyone do for a living?
>panel beater here
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>>578612557

Bush Security foreman here
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>tfw never posted on /k/
probably a good feel
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>>578610056

I work in a slaughterhouse. We kill shit.
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>>578612765
How fun is it?
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>>578612765

Oops was replying to >>578612557
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>>578612557
Arborist.
>>578612765
What do you process? Did 7 years on a lamb chain.
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>>578612557
Dogsbody/Unemployed.
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>>578610235
*taps shoulder* errmmm mister mongrel mob friend, c-could you uhhm s-sell me a g-gun? maybe? *wets pants*

>EH WHAT FUCK YOU SAY CUNT OI OI OI -proceeds to bash your fucking head in-
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since when do nz threads happen? o.o
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>>578612557
scam welfare
>>
EH ANYDEALZ ON FB CUZ HEHEUEUEUEUEUYE
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>>578613085
They've really taken off lately. Last night we had two threads go into autosage.
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>>578612392

Cant be assed going and getting the Lower out of the safe, But heres the Upper and Stock, anyway, been cleaning
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>>578612830

Doesn't take long to get pretty meh especially 10 hours a day

>>578612950

My man. Yeah I'm on a lamb chain too.
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>>578612557
Student and IT Contractor.


>>578613029
The other day I saw a happy looking bunch of polynesians walk out of a winz office then straight into the KFC across the road. It was pretty funny yet maddening at the same time. Those fuckers were all wearing designer clothes and flashing around S5s, iPhone6s yet there are people in this country who actually need the goddamn money to live. Fucking coconuts
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>>578613029
>*wets pants*
why are you horny tho?
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>>578613029
Like always. Its who you know, not what you knwo m80
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>>578602228
Well maybe I should start contributing instead of lurking so we can make it 24
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Kawerau master race reporting in...
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>>578612092
Nah dont know her


Anyone seen the 4chan article in the herald?
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>>578613085
/b/ihourly
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>>578613552
FUCK THAT TOWN MAN
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>>578613549
m8,

WE 52 NOW
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>>578613613
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11356159

"Despite the infamy, it really does some positive things. It creates community,"
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>>578609785
>thanks for the heads up. i just thought that with the extra hole you could double the intake. what about wine enemas?
Are you wanting to get drunk quick or something? Because I can't see any other reason why you'd do it?

Even then, it's a dumb idea and you'll get alcohol poisoning.
>>
anyone selling in wellington

like anything (even weed)
>>
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna fluke this exam tomorrow

Reportin' in for our girl Rosa

>>578613735
Bruh
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>>578613668
Kawerau is underrated.
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>>578613808
Started reading it thinking that it would be like all the other 4chan media articles but it seems like it was actually thought through.

>>578612557
Engineering student
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>>578614113
Yo. what exam do you have tomorrow?
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>>578613735
WE IN IT NOW BOYS
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>>578613979
would it kill me tho?

have you ever performed? an enema?
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>>578614286
Acc 102

What'd you have today?
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>>578613296

I wish this would keep going like it does on k.
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>>578600821
no fag you have abos
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English on Friday FUCK SHIT
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>>578614415
It could do. The bumhole gets things into the bloodstream quicker so would would be a normal amount orally will eb totally different anally.

Nah, never done an enema. Not a full proper "Oh my God, this is it!" one.
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CIE FAG REPORTING IN
LOL AT NCEA FAGGOTS XDXDXD
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>>578594858
who's been on a jury before?
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>>578614574
>>578614673
What level are you in NCEA?
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>>578614179
Yeh it wasn't straight up negative about the site like every other article.

>>578613349
How long you done that for? Any plans to move on or stay?
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>>578614673
Lol at high school faggots
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>>578614673
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE WAYNE
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>>578614535
>>578613296
I had my licencing interviews a couple of weeks ago how long does it take for them to get back to me?
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>>578609706
best tat ever
>>
I find Megan Penno (Wellington) oddly attractive, even though I know she's not.
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Anyone got Liz marvelly nudes yet?
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I dun goofed, replied to myself instead of person below
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>>578614779
Lol at your face
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>>578615207
That was a horrible insult /b/ruh
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>>578614429
some bio paper
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>>578614772

Only half a year. I don't have any other qualifications so I can't go anywhere else for now. Every other sheep slaughter in NZ is in some backward ass town. Dannevirke is the closest.

>>578614845
Can't remember sorry but you shouldn't be waiting much longer.
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>>578615295
>>
greymouth westcoast
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>>578614535

>mfw im not at home so i cant get out glorious Bolt rifles and continue. :(
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Reminder tha if you live anywhere else but NZ you are a wanker
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>>578615313
Last exam's on wednesday, I'll make the NZ thread after a few celebratory beers, like i promised last week
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Any body want more?
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Fuck that guy has subverted me, I want a korean girl.
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>>578616072
Interested
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>>578615445
Sweet i had heard stories of it taking several months
>>
>tfw thought I'd finished the last sheet of nicotine gum
>tfw I found another sheet under my bed
God what a relief.

>>578616080
Lol, the average korean girl looks nothing like the ones he posts
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>>578615838
nice

>>578616080
A GOD
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>>578616159
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>>578616072
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>>578616237

Moar
>>
Just gonna chime that I did a vodka+water enema once (about 40ml of vodka, mixed in 250~ mls of water)

it felt like about 4 beers and I was deeply concerned I was going to die from a perforated colon or some shit,but rationally the alcohol content was only like 4% or some shit
>>
>>578616237
Those sum big nips tho
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>>578615813

>Glendowie College Waterpolo player

Lel that was me 4 years ago.
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>>578616295
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>>578616080
>You will never _______________________ while her anus _________________

Why live
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>tfw found my old 8 GB Kara folder
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>>578616072
>>578616237
>>578616295
>>578616424

Got a name and a town?
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>>578616375

good to suck on
godly body too
>>
>>578615445
Is that Silver Fern Farms? I was just out of Timaru which wasn't too bad.
>>
>>578616562
Fucking oath, you peel her back?
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ALL MY THIGHS CLAP
>>
>>578614724

It was my first day on jury duty today, I didn't get picked for a case today. but the guy next to me did.
>>
dasien ('mans experience', hard to translate) approaches a red cup, he uses the ruler to measure it's height, like a scientist, he approaches something as an object - this is called in heidegay terms 'present at hand', now he takes off his labcoat, confirming his dick is in fact longer than the cup, and proceeds to use the cup in making some green tea with jasmine petals that good shit. Here we see that the man has changed his attitude, or approach, to the thing and it is now an object to be used, like a hammer. We note here that science does not study 'read-to-hand' objects, rather normally in the body-in-a-world that characterizes dasiens existence, we perceive things as ready-to-hand, the key board is for typing, the cup for holding tea, the hammer for hammering. Note that "normally" does not mean primarily or that this is somehow the fundamental nature of the world, but just a common attitude we take towards it. Now the man has delerium tremors, because he is a degenerate alcoholic, so he drops the cup. Do you see how his atttitude shifts from the cup being something to drink out of to something broken, his attitude has shifted to that of the scientist, seeing it as an (broken) object, with edges and corners, and weight and all the physics that comes with a breaking cup. Note the point again is not that somehow the world is fundamentally present-at-hand (eg, newtonian objects etc), but rather dasien is more primary than that, and his attitude he takes towards things (eg, scientific, use, broken, etc) precedes the existence of the objects (eg, quarks) as set out by scientific theories.
>>
>>578616456
>You will never stare with disgust while her anus trumpets
>>
>>578616502

Yes.

But dont really want it known,
>>
>>578603873
this fucking henry?
>>
North Shore / CBD

Looking for weed / ridalin :-)
>>
Chch report

Fuck Vodafone, throttling pieces of shit. Orcon is best korea
>>
>>578616646

for two years.

Then she cheated on me with another chick and turned all my mates against me.
>>
>>578617078
Dump her nudes then brah
>>
>>578617078

Name and city bro?
If you don't want people finding her, even just first name so I have something to title this folder.
>>
>>578616612

Nah the other big processor.

>>578616781

I dunno does henry have an AK? Probably not.
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Indian > Jap > Kor > Chin
>>
>>578617197
lol who has a fucking ak in levin

also shannon fag reporting in
>>
>>578611420
lel what's this from?
>>
>>578617143
Had heaps more. Like a lot more.

But was in love. Fuck man. I loved her and she fucked me around

I am dumping them, But i only have this set
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>>578617308
you don goofed if that's legit information.
>>
>>578617308

City?
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Sup faggots anyone else got an exam tomorrow I have history and I really can't be fucked
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Cunt punch her /b/ro
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>>578617440

You gotta be kidding lol. Were you not here last night?
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>>578615559
>>
>>578616813
Come to Tauranga and I'll give you the pills.
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>>578617551
No I was not.
Jamie T.
>>
>>578617773

Is that a metric FAL aka a lithgow L1A1?
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what happened last night?
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>>578617869
Yes.
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>>578617821

Across 3 NZ threads anon delivered the names of like 10 different chicks, along with detective working out Miss Alice's real ID. Having "Jamie T" as info about some n00ds is hardly something to get worked up over.
>>
>tfw internet is crashing again

i think.
>>
>>578616686
I took Heidegger course at UC Berkeley taught by Prof Dreifus, whos been studying that faghole since WW2. good shit.
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>>578617954
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>>578617502
liam?
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>>578617773

WAR RELIC WEBLEY IF THAT COUNTS
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Kapiti here
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>>578616686
> heidegay

Lel'd
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Anyone know what happened to Sam last night ?
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>>578618123

Where is the rest of it? Revolver looks kill.
>>
Anyone wanna Jam some CSGO?

Wellyfag
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>>578618206
Pussy out
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>>578618206
I called the cops.
>>
Btw /rangiora fag/ here
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>>578618227

Revolver is Kill

"Webley war relic"
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>>578616562
Pic dumping over?

Cheers though, great bod on her
>>
#gigatowngis that shit up on Twitter. Fuck the south island.
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>>578612092
post noods faggot
>>
Anyone know of Madeline Shaw from Auckland?
>>
>>578616562
Who is she?
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>>578618503
Yeah mate theres a few more but those are the best.

Yeah she was a wicked root, enthusiastic as fuck.

Shame she went slut though, i really liked her. :/

Here, Have one more.
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>>578613808
"merry pranksters on the internet"
this made me chuckle
>>
Anyone know Marcella Gugich from Auckland?
>>
>>578602580
Wish I saw this two hours ago. Anyone here go TPPA protest
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>>578618724

Some bitch that fucked me over.
>>
>>578617423
Shes from Hornby right?

I think I used to work with her.
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>>578618371
I wanna know if he is ok lol cause he wasn't on the news or anything
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>>578618731
Cheers dude
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>>578618852
Just read that 5 minutes ago. Top kek.
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>>578618123
Just scraping through, at best..
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>>578618867
hayden?
>>
welly noods
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
>>578618896
From Rotorua.
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>>578618992
Name?
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>>578618721
Name sounds familiar but google didnt help me picture her
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where the new thread at?
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>>578619056
georgia sullivan
not sure about the spelling on the last name tho
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