ugly dicks that make us feel good about ours

>>578300531
That is fucked up

>>578301046
oh god

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>>578301046
It's longer than mine but KEK

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>>578300863

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>>578301276

Actually, those guys with the enlarged heads are more like to stimulate the gspot or prostate in their partner and be considered much better sex partners then the slender headed cocks out there.

>>578300531
>>578300531
get that dora the explorer photoshopped dick outta here

>>578301534
This dick has scoliosis. Fuck.

>>578301814
Yet no girl would choose these weird fucks instead of a normal looking dick.

>>578301962
that's a fucking snake

>>578300863
Who you callin Pinhead?

>>578301962
looks like a prolapsed apendicks, nice one

>> thanks obama

>>578302427
Does anyone have the owl version?

>>578302427

Pie Jesu Domine,
Dona eis requiem

>>578302908
Shopped.

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>>578300863
>>578301498

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>>578302427
Do not treat me like an old withering snake!

>>578301803

Unfortunate

>>578303180
there was a gif of this one..does anyone have it?

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>>578301786
bird

>>578300531
That has to be shopped right?

>>578303320
wat

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>>578300531

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>>578303557

>>578303334
topkek

>>578301534
sentinal penis

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>>578302427

>>578301962
>uncut master race

>>578301534
can someone shop Yoshi on top of that

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>>578301962
Dangerously Cheesy

>>578305325

>ugly

implying that isnt glorious

two cocks in and around me sounds awesome

>>578305325
Hey, I recognize that penis

That's DoubleDickDude's!

>>578305850
i read about him. having two cocks mean he will require more stimulation to ejaculate more than normal otherwise a something buildup of blockage will occur and cause cancer somthing. and the best way to stimulate him is to poke his prostate, through his bunghole causing his anus to be abused severely. and in the end, ugly used up cauliflower anus. (his blog is filled with those if you dare) so no. no to 2 dicks

>>578300531
about an hour ago someone dumbed a comic about a guy with a giant penis, does someone know the name of it/ of the ARTIST??

>>578301957
You don't choose a dick. It's just there when the pants come off.

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>>578305325
prepare for trouble
and make it double

>>578302874
zangief? is that you?

>>578305325
>Are you wearing your penis left or right?
>Yes.

>>578307462
Come on guys

>>578301046
Ok this nigga is a dolphin.

>>578301814
Except no one wants one of those things inside them.

>>578308535
is it the Bobbing For Tommy comic? the giant dick that ate Tommy? the artist is called Graphite

>>578302736
kekkus
kekki
kekko
kekkum
kekko

kekki
kekkorum
kekkis
kekkos
kekkis

>kek

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>>578301962

>>578303180
>>578303557
>>578304245
>>578309653
KEEP GOING, UR KILLING ME!

>>578309017
Yea lol

>>578309653
you owe me a keyboard for spitting a mouthful of porridge on it. topnotch art right there

>>578301962

More like a 5skin rite???

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>>578309653
I am ded

>>578309971
Thx man... one says I'm up with the greats... dickaso or vincest van cock.

Ugliest dick I've seen in a while.

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>>578309653
Top fucking kek

>>578301534
PERISCOPE UP

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>>578309653
my fucking god i think i just prolapsed

is this al real life

i dont believe

>>578303690
Are you retarded? Yes, obviously it is.

>>578301046
Is he fully erect? how can you fuck like that lmao

>>578302427

hahahahahahahahaha

im fucking dieing

>>578309653
earth worm jim :D

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>>578309653
Oh fuck my sides!!!

>>578309653
Holy fuck kek

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>>578302975

Nope. It's what happens when you stick your dick in a penis pump that only pumps the head for several hours.

>>578300531
Is that Captain Beefheart's dick or something?

>>578311347
But you can actually see it's shopped.

>>578309653
groovy

>>578309653
holy shit

>>578303064
it looks scared

>>578307729
>prepare for trouble
>and make it double
Hahahaha topkek!!!

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Worst cock ever

>>578303320
the

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>>578309653
TOP OF THE KEKS

>>578310465
dickbutt

>>578303320
fug?

>>578312574

MODS! MODS MODS!

>>578302874
I AM THE RED CYCLONE!

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>>578309653

>>578312574
well, there goes my lunch,... thanks dude,...

>>578301534
>dick knuckle

Life ain't so bad.

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>>578312673
>>578312724
Whats wrong, it's just a medical picture, found on google

>>578307723
And then laugh or scream then say no.

>>578313201
nothing,... it's nothing,... just didn't know how ignorant i was of such conditions,...

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>>578309653

>>578313201

I see a child pussy right below the right top leg

>>578313597
are you blind? This is obviously an mouth

>>578313597
you do see shes holding a black pen, and is covered in black lines from the pen? logic?

>>578310414
r u really franku

>>578300531
I swear, it gets even bigger every time I see this image

>>578313861
My dick doesn't see a mouth, it sees child lips

>>578314187

She has 4 legs and 5 arms, how can you tell this is a pussy? Are you a gynecologist?

>>578314342
I don't like you,

>>578312675
>>578307932
Fuck both of you guys for beating me to it...

>>578300780
Looks like a shillellagh

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>>578314636
Oh really? But your special!

>>578305325
How does it urinate...
>inb4 it's the 2 headed dragon
>fuck I can't figure out why I can't aim
>why do you like the one better then the other... Their twins..
>common guys keep it together, no need to piss on the walls

>>578301962
Looks like a fucking finger

>>578314924
Oh im sorry i meant i love you,
>please marry me

>>578312574
Mom: "oh my god!"
Dad: "I fucking knew it! You've been fucking Cthulu you fucking whore!"
Mom: "No! I didn't I swear!"
Dad: "I'm gonna kill that lovecraftian motherfucker!"

>>578302874
Cunt is going to do a spinning lariat on you with that humongous mound of man meat

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>>578300863
>>578302374
>>578303180
heres mine

>>578315005
If I remember correctly he can only ejaculate/ piss out of one of the dicks

>>578303320
How the fuck does that work? Like, where the shit is all the crap that's in his testicles going? Just floating in mid air around whatever the fuck he's pumping into his dick?
WTF?!!

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>>578308119
Makes absolutely no sense, but I still kekd

This is the best thread ever, it needs to become sticky

>>578317057
maybe its just flesh and water. such an extreme fetish

>>578314689
kek

>>578310348
Nigger you didn't make that shit.

>>578303320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

2 minutes in.

>>578300531
Imagine if this was real, maximum pleasure.

>>578319514
haha! clever

>>578301046
NPH

>having the aliens movie running in the background & scrolling through this thread kinda matches the mood.

>>578320134
I seriously wondered if his junk was really that big or if it was just water in there making it look it. It seems the former is the case. WTF?

>>578301534

NO U

>>578302874

Nice to see that Buck Angel finally got his bottom surgery.

>>578309653
top fucking kek

> Are you wearing your penis left or right?
>>578318297
> Makes absolutely no sense

A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side -- then the tailor will adjust the trousers appropriately. Often the tailor will ask: "Do you dress on the left or the right?".

>>578323003
>A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side -- then the tailor will adjust the trousers appropriately. Often the tailor will ask: "Do you dress on the left or the right?".

Really? I never knew that. It all sounds very Fast Show.

>>578323003
>A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side
I don't know what kind of fucking tailor you have been going to anon, but that is fucked.

>>578301803
is that a clitoris

>>578324010
It's certainly little, Chris.

>>578309653
Best post I've seen in months

>>578315969
much better

>>578309653
lol

>>578302874
you would think a man that obsessed with physical perfection would have some less shitty tattoos

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>>578309653

>>578303064
it's like an acorn glued between his thighs

>>578309653
Fucking saved.

>>578323838
>>578323812
>>578318297
underage fagots

>>578303064
lose 500lbs and the problem will solve itself

>>578313597
nudity does not equal porn you sick fuck

>>578302427
thats a sith lord

>>578325983
>Knowing what The Fast Show is
>underage

>>578320390
Sky SciFi/Horror?

>>578305325
>one is cut
>the other isn't

Best of both worlds, I guess.

>>578326603
K, maybe not you.
I'm not british so I don't know the Fast Show.

>>578326937
neither are cut

>>578326937
Neither of them a cut you fucking idiot. One just has the foreskin retracted.

>>578301276
Nessie?

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>>578325983
I'm neither underage, nor a faggot, you are simply too stupid to read.

>>578323003
Yeah, I know that

The question makes sense, but the answer doesn't
If he asks: "Are you wearing your penis left OR right?" you simply can't answer "yes", even if you do both.
For that, the question would have to be:"Are you wearing your penis left AND right?", which kind of takes away the joke

>>578307110
>not taking it up the ass while you fill up both a woman's holes
What a fucking plebian

>>578309653
Holy shit. I laughed so hard my neigbours dog started barking.

>>578327123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq2vze4Gz9o

It's a pretty good but about 20yr old now sketch show.

>>578309653
Fucking A.

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>>578327613
one of my female coworkers said she would never date a black dude because "huge dicks are scary"

>>578309653
you win

>>578307110
Dafuq did I just read.

>>578309653

ITT: Newfags never seeing this image before.

>>578327587
lol, this post is just digging that undrage faggoty grave deeper

>>578309653
This is seriously the funniest god damn thing I've seen on 4chan in the last 2 months. Fuck. Good job anon.

>>578312574
>Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds

>>578327749
Thanks mate, will give it a look.
I do like british humor

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>>578301276

>>578328095
+1

>>578306976
>trying to copy "hey I recognise that gay blowjob" post
be original faggot

>>578327991
Maybe noggirs aren't such a threat after all if that's how a woman feels about it.

My sister said she'd never shag a black - she hates their "sinewy" bodies, she said. But that might be denial. She went out with a Pakistani doctor for a while but that's different.

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>>578327470

>>578328421
Actually that best of video isn't even that good - just find a standalone episode.

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>>578301276

>>578306976
No one thinks your funny, copying other post isn't OC.
faggot

>>578328553
ugly as hell, but pretty damn big

>>578301962
Uncut masterrace

>>578328883
Hey thanks buddy thats actually super helpful

>>578328556
tag teamed a girl at a party with a black dude. I was significantly larger and I'm not that big. I feel bad for the nignogs who have to leave up to huge expectations

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>>578328681

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/thread

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Share a Penis

>>578312574
OCTO-NIGGER, DEFENDER OF THE DEEP

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>>578330059

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Check that shading.

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>>578328138
Kay, now I am 100% positive that you are in fact so goddamn underage, that you haven't even grown a single hair on your sack.

btw.:I HEREBY DEMAND TRIAL BY TRIFORCE
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▲ ▲

>>578328138
>>578331175
Samefag

>>578300531
shop. the head doesn't attach like that

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>>578303320
That's disgusting. I kept expecting it to pop.

>>578328681
lel

>>578300863
phimosis

>>578330910
Does anyone else like squeezing blood into their bellend to "simulate" Phong shading/specular light?

>>578301814
nobody wants a big head that leaves an empty hallway for the shaft. then comes the problem of pulling back out...

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>>578331589

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>>578300531
Reminds me of these dicks

>>578332242
Fuck off samefag

>>578312194
Every nigger dick is the worst.

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>>578309653

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>>578300780

>>578315659
Are you 12?

>>578301803

In't dat sweet?

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>>578302908

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>>578333184

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>>578309653

>>578328556
paki doctor is completely different. he can actually support a family

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>>578333862
whatever samefag

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>>578309653
Great job, anon

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>>578309653

>>578334219
if that's real, props to him for having a huge dick

>>578333862
fucking samefag

>>578309653
My fucking sides.

>>578328095
this >>578328480
:\

>>578334368
Is that real

>>578309653
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>578334742
yes

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>>578334253
>>578334454
I can do this aaaaaaall night baby

>>578309653
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>578309653

What is the reference on this?

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>>578335159
That sounds perferted lol

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>>578335601
There once was a videogame about a worm in a robot-/mechsuit, it pretty much looks like this.

>>578335985
It's called "Earthworm Jim"

>>578327368
holy shit, where does it open?

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>>578334742
Asians are sick

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>>578309653

>>578309653
>old

>>578334742
no

>>578337493
>old but gold

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>>578327613

>>578336312
hahaha, the ultimate g-spot dick

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>>578301276

>>578328864
hahahahaha

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>>578338508

>>578300531
If you believe for even 2 seconds that's not shopped you're a moron.

>>578309653
+ 1000 internetz to you good sir... laughed so hard my Gf woke up nagging

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Does a lack of dick count?