ugly dicks that make us feel good about ours
It's longer than mine but KEK
Actually, those guys with the enlarged heads are more like to stimulate the gspot or prostate in their partner and be considered much better sex partners then the slender headed cocks out there.
Do not treat me like an old withering snake!
i read about him. having two cocks mean he will require more stimulation to ejaculate more than normal otherwise a something buildup of blockage will occur and cause cancer somthing. and the best way to stimulate him is to poke his prostate, through his bunghole causing his anus to be abused severely. and in the end, ugly used up cauliflower anus. (his blog is filled with those if you dare) so no. no to 2 dicks
prepare for trouble
and make it double
I am ded
Top fucking kek
my fucking god i think i just prolapsed
Oh fuck my sides!!!
Nope. It's what happens when you stick your dick in a penis pump that only pumps the head for several hours.
TOP OF THE KEKS
Whats wrong, it's just a medical picture, found on google
Oh really? But your special!
How does it urinate...
>inb4 it's the 2 headed dragon
>fuck I can't figure out why I can't aim
>why do you like the one better then the other... Their twins..
>common guys keep it together, no need to piss on the walls
Mom: "oh my god!"
Dad: "I fucking knew it! You've been fucking Cthulu you fucking whore!"
Mom: "No! I didn't I swear!"
Dad: "I'm gonna kill that lovecraftian motherfucker!"
How the fuck does that work? Like, where the shit is all the crap that's in his testicles going? Just floating in mid air around whatever the fuck he's pumping into his dick?
Makes absolutely no sense, but I still kekd
This is the best thread ever, it needs to become sticky
> Are you wearing your penis left or right?
> Makes absolutely no sense
A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side -- then the tailor will adjust the trousers appropriately. Often the tailor will ask: "Do you dress on the left or the right?".
>A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side -- then the tailor will adjust the trousers appropriately. Often the tailor will ask: "Do you dress on the left or the right?".
Really? I never knew that. It all sounds very Fast Show.
>A tailor will sometimes ask a man if he prefers having his penis hang on the left side or the right side
I don't know what kind of fucking tailor you have been going to anon, but that is fucked.
I'm neither underage, nor a faggot, you are simply too stupid to read.
Yeah, I know that
The question makes sense, but the answer doesn't
If he asks: "Are you wearing your penis left OR right?" you simply can't answer "yes", even if you do both.
For that, the question would have to be:"Are you wearing your penis left AND right?", which kind of takes away the joke
one of my female coworkers said she would never date a black dude because "huge dicks are scary"
Maybe noggirs aren't such a threat after all if that's how a woman feels about it.
My sister said she'd never shag a black - she hates their "sinewy" bodies, she said. But that might be denial. She went out with a Pakistani doctor for a while but that's different.
tag teamed a girl at a party with a black dude. I was significantly larger and I'm not that big. I feel bad for the nignogs who have to leave up to huge expectations
Share a Penis
Check that shading.
Kay, now I am 100% positive that you are in fact so goddamn underage, that you haven't even grown a single hair on your sack.
btw.:I HEREBY DEMAND TRIAL BY TRIFORCE
That's disgusting. I kept expecting it to pop.
Reminds me of these dicks
Great job, anon
I can do this aaaaaaall night baby
That sounds perferted lol
There once was a videogame about a worm in a robot-/mechsuit, it pretty much looks like this.
Asians are sick
Does a lack of dick count?