You wake up one day with your body switched with an athletic

>>575679831
send my self nudes and masturbate

Buy a Sybian.

>>575679831
Masturbate

>>575679831

masturbate

>>575679831
Go make myself a sandwitch

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>>575679991

masturbate

>>575679831
Masturbate.

masurbate, get laid a lot. fondle my new found bcups.

>>575679989
hahahah faggot

Shower and fingerblast myself like it's a job

>>575679831
find a hot guy with a big dick, get my brains fucked out

have the football team run a train on me...

>>575679831
Piss, get job at strip club, get job at escort service

>>575679945
/thread

>>575679831
Man, if woke up one day as a person who looked good, was healthy, and had a lot of friends, I think I'd spend the day being happy for the first time in my life.

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>>575679831
turn 360 and post the stripper banana

Athletics. Gotta use the talents your born with.

>>575680237
wow.
You sound like a total fucking loser.

>>575679831
blow as many dudes as I can...it's not gay if I'm in a girl body

>>575680128
gay as fuck

>>575679831
Ask who the fuck broke my god damn leg!

>>575680374
see
>>575680390

>>575680401
Kek, and nice id

>>575679991
>>575679992
1 second apart. Kek

>>575679831
>masturbate
>shove stuff up my pussy
>get fucked a lot

first stick my fingers in my ass and smell...Do leasbian porn.. and get my ass fingered by hot girls..protip..profit$$

>>575679831
Probably go for a run

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this

I'd blow my fucking brains out -- why the fuck would I want to spend my life in the body of a genetically inferior creature.

how come none of you fucking faggots said you'd become a lesbian?

absolutely disgusting

OP said body was switched. Why re you not wondering about that? Means the girl is in your body.

>>575680927
See this
>>575680567

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>>575679831
This is now officially a Ladies in Leg Casts thread

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>>575680025
I would spend the day making sandwiches so I could learn the art of a master sandwich maker. then masterbate.

>>575681091
The girl would probably do the same thing
>masturbate
>fuck girls
>point dick while pissin

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>>575681262

>>575679831
masturbate. What the fuck do you think?

>>575680237
If you ain't happy now, you won't be then. Happiness is a state of mind; it isn't a result of physical circumstances

>>575680390
well and?
in hind sight tho i might get drunk and then get raped just to see what the fuzz is really about

but yeah aint nothing wrong with sucking dick

>>575681262
i'd love to smell the foot that's in the cast.

I'd make sure to kill myself at the end haha. I'd never have to be me again and she would be fucking stuck.

>>575681276
yis senpai

>>575679831
lesbian sex

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>>575681412

>>575681464

Interesting. Any links where I can find more on your way of thinking?

>>575679831
Explore every pleasure point on and in my new body.
>would be the ONLY thing I do all day.

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>>575681657

>>575680787
story or sauce on this?

if your answer is not "masturbate" you are most likely a homosexual and should visit a psychiatrist.

OP is a faggot

fap ofcourse

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>>575681727

Find myself and fuck me.

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>>575681091
So then go find the girl who's in your body and fuck each other

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>>575681880

>>575679831
attempt to get stuff and status with my new found feminity and attractiveness.

>>575681464
I've been happy and unhappy plenty times in my life as it changed to know that's pure bullshit

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>>575681953

>>575679945
THIS

masturbate then get really fat and wait to be back into normal self

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>>575681926
>>575681947
Thatd be really fucking weird for the girl.

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>>575682115

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>>575682214

>>575679831
I'd do most people would do in the same situation. I've always been jealous of women being able to have orgasms that literally make their body shake and quiver. Knowing they could experience orgasms like that over and over within the short period of a couple minutes, i'd owe it to myself to find out if it's true. If I managed to have a crazy orgasm and feel my whole body cleanse up, i'd probably rinse and repeat until my time ran up. Fuck i'd probably go to a porn shop early in the morning, buy a couple vibrators and dildos and head on home to enjoy the rest of the day.

>>575679831
I would rub my pussy until it looked like a frothy mess and then lick all up, stick my finger up my ass and taste it, feel my tits constantly, suck on my nipples, sniff the crotch of all the dirty underwear, get a notarized document saying that when I change back the girl promises to marry me, the usual stuff

Break my leg

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>>575682332

>>575682208

I am the girl.

>>575681464
So you're going to recommend restricting yourself from doing things that make life awesome like drug abuse and sexual assault

>>575680558
This is quite ironic
The general response here is to do nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yet when 99% of us see girls doing this or talking like this we call them sluts and whores
Just making an observation

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>>575682614

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>>575682887

>>575681464
You naïve fool.
>be athletic girl
>find out what sport/team "you" now play
>hopefully do well enough to not suck
>have qt athlete girl friends who actually care about you
>have /fit/ bf, or go lesbo if she was single
>all while wearing those crazy short athletic shorts or yoga pants

Sounds like good time to me. Oh yeah
>furiously masturbate

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>>575683245

>>575679831
Sauce?

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>>575683153
0/10

Think about who to accuse of rape and get money

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>>575683301

>>575679831
Masturbate on video, then make sure I could find the recording when I got my normal body back.

>>575683068
several aspects of this may work to your advantage when you "switch" back to your body also....

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>>575683383

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>>575683445

>>575679831
masturbate

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>>575683519

>>575683368
Id be the absolute bitch to plea guilty, hmu

Make beta boys go down on me.

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>>575683591

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>>575683673

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I would do a motherfucking wheel, cause I'm a bloody, happy person in a big man's body and this is something I can't do properly nor would it look good

>>575679831
hardcore lesbianism

>masturbate
>masturbate in front of mirror
>become lesbian

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>>575683735

>>575681728
its shop

>>575682764
Cool observation, you seemed to miss the part where everyone was okay saying they'd like to be sluts and whores. No one said anything about being respected.

>>575680372

Not as much as you do

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>>575683825
>in front of mirror

GENIUS

>>575681464

You're right and wrong. Your state of mind can certainly be affected by your physical circumstances.

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>>575683885
the sores are shopped but whats the sauce on the last image?

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>>575684360

>>575679831
I would like to experience being liked by other people.

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>>575684445

>>575683896
That was all implied and completely parallel to my observation.

>>575683438
But of course. While switched:
>stay on her good side (keep the masturbating to yourself)
>include her in "your" life so she won't feel cut off from life
>do this by recommending to one "your" friends she date "him"

Switch back:
>you have gf or at least someone your dating
>you still have an in on her social circle
>she'll be grateful

All of this assuming she isn't a bitch.

I would go across town and seduce this cute straight boy I have a crush on. I'd tell him his girlfriend is shit and I should be his girlfriend.

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>>575679992
>>575679991
>>575680061
>>575680063
>>575680076
>>575680087
>>575680124
>mfw I'm not the only one

>wake up as hot chick
>build time machine and bend over
>stay bend over for as long as I can take it without needing to use the bathroom, eat etc
>enter time machine and set it to right before I become female
>since I travel backwards in time I reverse the transformation
>fuck the hot girl version of myself for as long as I please
>use time machine as soon as I'm done
>repeat process except bring a weapon each time to get rid of the previous copies of myself trying to fuck hot me
>continue until I fail to kill other me's and die

>>575679831
Audition for evilangel

Go shopping for some good clothes and go out and fuck some attractive guy.

And no I'm not gay.

>>575681523
this

>>575685124
>your autism is showing

why do so many cute girls break their legs?

>>575685124
>Implying even the female you would sleep with you

>>575680253
>spells banana wrong in filename
>turn 360 maymay
>stripper banana

The epitome of trying too hard to fit in on /b/.

Also, to reply to thread, masturbate.

After realize I am a girl:
Send a message to my phone, find the owner of my body and be fucked by myself (Im a hung muscled stud, I whant to know what a girl feel when I drill her)

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>>575684564

>>575679831
Fuck every beta on /b/

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>>575685947

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>>575679831
I would fuck everything

>>575685836
>hung muscled stud
>hung
>muscled
>stud

Fat virgin neckbeard verified.

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>>575686075

I'd watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCq3UdPy_FM

>>575679831
It looks so hot to not have a dick...

find me and kill me to come back to my body
also lesbian forever

>>575679831
masturbate.
go to girls locker room shower.
masturbate.
go to lez bar and pick up a fuckton of chicks

>>575679831
First and foremost, masterbate. Then I'd start leaving stuff around her home to hopefully act as subliminal messaging to lead her to me.

>>575686630
to "not"

Masturbate

>>575679831
masturbate

>>575686127
Im not virgin, only play League of Legends and MTG at free time xD
But im proud of my body, I can actually masturbate at me

open a feminist blog

>>575679831
get into the druggame and make bank

>>575686630
But what if you switch to the dead body?

I'd probably jump up and down over and over again. I've been overweight my entire life so jumping would be really awesome to experience

>>575687217
so i will be dead and she will have a body without soul

>>575679831
flick the bean
touch my vagina, smell my finger
touch my asshole, smell my finger
play with my breasts
search craigslist for lesbian hook-ups
read romance novels

>>575679831
Get a Publix sub
Hang with best player from club soccer team
Go walk a small cat in the park

>>575687343
more of this now please

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>>575687805
just posting what i got

>>575681091
Now you can finally actually go fuck yourself

>>575688185
haha

>>575679831
Go find the hottest big black cock I could find and get fucked. I mean what is every white girls dream, right?

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>>575687119
>mfw

>>575688379
the whole point is you still have your own mind
but if getting fucked by niggers is on your mind then feel free

>>575679831
Wash my boobs in the shower all day.

>>575688592
Who says I already don't?

>>575688450
See what Im talking about >>575688185 someone can lost my virginity for me

>>575679831
Am I the only one that would track down the person the ended up in my body and then fuck myself?

>>575681405
>fuck girls
Let's be honest here, if there was a girl swapped into your body she wouldn't ever get laid

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Fuck people. Get them to sign my cast. Find Mike Patton. Fuck. Get him to sign my cast.

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Find a firearm of some sort and go on a mass shooting at a school so I can shut that retarded "feminist"(sexist) Anna Sarkeesian the fuck up.

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>>575689028
Im with you >>575685836

>>575679831
kill myself

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>>575679831

Get more involved in feminism.

Masturbate, fuck my hot lesbian friend, accuse all the guys I dislike of rape.

>>575681405

Yeah good luck to her, she won't be able to fuck anyone in my body
>unlucky bitch

>>575679831
>Find out what sports I'm good at
>Dominate the competition
>Call up hot athletic chick friends
>Orgy
>Take pics
>Go slap every dude with a fedora
>Call a school meeting to tell dudes how to get hot girls like me.
>Lie about everything they should do.

>>575682343
They can't though. I mean they can but most pay for it afterwards, are raw and sore or they lose interest. The only reason women have multiple orgasms is because their man is a bastard like me who powers through the bit after the orgasm where they've had enough and squeezes another then another out of them. Best to keep the cunt on the edge of the first orgasm and have her agree to do absolutely anything for that release, then you have the option of teasing her past the point where she can get off and leave her worn out, degraded, unsatisfied, tender, frustrated and still horny enough to go again later that day. If you can be bothered that is.

Probably go pee.