You wake up one day with your body switched with an athletic girl. What would be the first things you do in that day?
Man, if woke up one day as a person who looked good, was healthy, and had a lot of friends, I think I'd spend the day being happy for the first time in my life.
turn 360 and post the stripper banana
This is now officially a Ladies in Leg Casts thread
I would spend the day making sandwiches so I could learn the art of a master sandwich maker. then masterbate.
in hind sight tho i might get drunk and then get raped just to see what the fuzz is really about
but yeah aint nothing wrong with sucking dick
So then go find the girl who's in your body and fuck each other
Thatd be really fucking weird for the girl.
I'd do most people would do in the same situation. I've always been jealous of women being able to have orgasms that literally make their body shake and quiver. Knowing they could experience orgasms like that over and over within the short period of a couple minutes, i'd owe it to myself to find out if it's true. If I managed to have a crazy orgasm and feel my whole body cleanse up, i'd probably rinse and repeat until my time ran up. Fuck i'd probably go to a porn shop early in the morning, buy a couple vibrators and dildos and head on home to enjoy the rest of the day.
I would rub my pussy until it looked like a frothy mess and then lick all up, stick my finger up my ass and taste it, feel my tits constantly, suck on my nipples, sniff the crotch of all the dirty underwear, get a notarized document saying that when I change back the girl promises to marry me, the usual stuff
This is quite ironic
The general response here is to do nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yet when 99% of us see girls doing this or talking like this we call them sluts and whores
Just making an observation
You naïve fool.
>be athletic girl
>find out what sport/team "you" now play
>hopefully do well enough to not suck
>have qt athlete girl friends who actually care about you
>have /fit/ bf, or go lesbo if she was single
>all while wearing those crazy short athletic shorts or yoga pants
Sounds like good time to me. Oh yeah
I would do a motherfucking wheel, cause I'm a bloody, happy person in a big man's body and this is something I can't do properly nor would it look good
Cool observation, you seemed to miss the part where everyone was okay saying they'd like to be sluts and whores. No one said anything about being respected.
>in front of mirror
But of course. While switched:
>stay on her good side (keep the masturbating to yourself)
>include her in "your" life so she won't feel cut off from life
>do this by recommending to one "your" friends she date "him"
>you have gf or at least someone your dating
>you still have an in on her social circle
>she'll be grateful
All of this assuming she isn't a bitch.
>mfw I'm not the only one
>wake up as hot chick
>build time machine and bend over
>stay bend over for as long as I can take it without needing to use the bathroom, eat etc
>enter time machine and set it to right before I become female
>since I travel backwards in time I reverse the transformation
>fuck the hot girl version of myself for as long as I please
>use time machine as soon as I'm done
>repeat process except bring a weapon each time to get rid of the previous copies of myself trying to fuck hot me
>continue until I fail to kill other me's and die
>spells banana wrong in filename
>turn 360 maymay
The epitome of trying too hard to fit in on /b/.
Also, to reply to thread, masturbate.
After realize I am a girl:
Send a message to my phone, find the owner of my body and be fucked by myself (Im a hung muscled stud, I whant to know what a girl feel when I drill her)
flick the bean
touch my vagina, smell my finger
touch my asshole, smell my finger
play with my breasts
search craigslist for lesbian hook-ups
read romance novels
just posting what i got
Fuck people. Get them to sign my cast. Find Mike Patton. Fuck. Get him to sign my cast.
Find a firearm of some sort and go on a mass shooting at a school so I can shut that retarded "feminist"(sexist) Anna Sarkeesian the fuck up.
Im with you >>575685836
Get more involved in feminism.
Masturbate, fuck my hot lesbian friend, accuse all the guys I dislike of rape.
Yeah good luck to her, she won't be able to fuck anyone in my body
>Find out what sports I'm good at
>Dominate the competition
>Call up hot athletic chick friends
>Go slap every dude with a fedora
>Call a school meeting to tell dudes how to get hot girls like me.
>Lie about everything they should do.
They can't though. I mean they can but most pay for it afterwards, are raw and sore or they lose interest. The only reason women have multiple orgasms is because their man is a bastard like me who powers through the bit after the orgasm where they've had enough and squeezes another then another out of them. Best to keep the cunt on the edge of the first orgasm and have her agree to do absolutely anything for that release, then you have the option of teasing her past the point where she can get off and leave her worn out, degraded, unsatisfied, tender, frustrated and still horny enough to go again later that day. If you can be bothered that is.