Life Hack thread.
All by myself.
>>564358225
whine some more about cops why dontcha faggit
I don't wanna be.
>>564358789
I do what I want.
Okay, Christ, is there anyone here.
And so the depressing journey to 404 begins to end.
>>564359850
Bump.
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over. Walk on by.
BUMP
saving, because i have nothing to contribute yet
Shitting in a bunker.
want illegals?
>>564361072
Like, bombs and shit?
I made a couple if you like?
captcha
>uncultured ghooma
fuck, I feel chastised somehow
>>564361327
yes
>>564361381
Eh. I'm probably never going to actually make any of that stuff but you can go ahead if you think others would like it.
>>564358225
>>564361536
ok cool
>>564358789
I don't consent to you being such a defensive faggot
>>564361760
lol i was abut to post that
>>564361916
oh w8 that was me
>>564362105
im tired and on the phone with gf
>>564362105
It certainly was m8.
lalala nothing suspicious here
>>564362295
lol ye
Hey, anyone lurking here?
come at me nsa säpo
>>564362723
Yes, I love this thread.
>>564363114
Well, cool. Just wish some more people would start contributing.
>>564363076
an alternative
>>564358225
This reminds me of pedestrians trying to lecture cops in the most obnoxious way by acting like fully educated lawyers
Think I'm starting to run out of pictures here.
no idea what this
Oh yeah, forgot there was a fourth one.
my gf is an idiot. we were agreeing on an issue, and it turned out in an argument. fuck drunk people
also, i wonder what this is
i can't be guilty of posting stuff i don't know what it is, right?
I made this one whilst I was stuck in public supplied healthcare in europe
>so murrca
>so not free
>so 'not shit'
Yeah, I'll probably post five more, then I'm just gonna go to sleep or something.
>>564364895
cool
>>564364886
hey im eurp
>>564358863
Looked up a lesson on Russian alphabet, just cause.
First letters i learn are really close to our "a" and "k"
After the lesson on how to write them, learn first word.
Word is KAK, pronounced "cock"
>lolz
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3
hope this one is fun looked fun
bumpity
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>>564365562
oh right that one is hilarious great for kids parties
>>564358534
What is this? Books on drugs?
>>564359362
you can break the law for some things like drugs or some things else but if you're a thief then you deserve to die
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Alright, well, see you guys later.
>>564365923
you've obviously never been hungry in your life lol
>>564365803
>>564358534
I'm also curious
>>564359362
Oh god, there's no beta/cringe thread that had me cringe more then the first couple of paragraphs of this shit.
>20 years od experience
>i'm a 20 year old man
lely.
>>564366209
cya dude
>>564366256
lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol
>>564366209
Actually, I've already posted that one. Here's another to make up for it.
>>564366289
Yup, it is.
The words "life hack" is a cancer to society and OP is definitely a faggot.
>>564366441
i kno rite i laughed too
>>564361678
This is the shitiest guide I've ever seen
>>564366601
your mum is a shitty guide
i can stop dumping whenever i want bitch
what'cha gon do huh huh huh
oh look no infograph only ugly raction image
what'cha gon do about faget
>>564366601
hehehehe u suck donkey dicks
say that you suck donkey dicks and ill start posting again
>>564366567
4chan Guide To Saging:
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>564358382
http://www.noexcuselist.com/
I got bunch. Requests?
>>564367257
>>564367257
Forgeting file. Good start
>>564367257
no this guy>>564366601
must say he suck donkey dicks
we must be consequent or these fuckers never learn
>>564367349
Fuck me. I'm not even drunk yet/
>>564367257
Anything dating related mostly.
>>564367489
Entertainment then, please.
>>564367512
lol faget virgin go eat weiners
>>564367489
I call General.
>>564367512
date this girl shes good in bed promise
>>564367678
Excellent, there's movies, books, and music within
>>564367703
>>564367872
look spongebob is talking about your posts
>>564367992
i told my friend about you
>>564367872
Awesome, thanks man!
>>564367489
math please!
and food!
>>564367697
it would be better if they didnt get the line wrong in that gif :(
>>564359442
>>564359582
I'm keeping those.
Thank you.
>>564368093
rolll
>>564368330
I'll circulate between all
>>564368093
Roll
>>564368503
yes delicious trig identities, thanks anon. harder stuff would be great too. real analysis, linear al, multivariable if you got it
>>564368918
Loving your shit man, thanks!
>>564369031
I'll take a look
>>564369078
Ah you're very welcome!
>Life hacks
>Not "life tips"
You're hacking nothing
>>564368093
>no requiem for a dream
rollin anyway
>>564360773
> Smoke joints at home
Seriously wtf? I'll never understand why people I know keep getting arrested, and going "oh I was just minding my own business lighting up a joint in Hyde Park when some asshole cop came and searched me with no cause".
Smoke it indoor you stoner fucks. Chance of arrest approaches zero.
This one is just cool as shit
>>564369468
>... it's normal that you don't understand... unless you DIDN'T learn some basic maths
>don't understand unless you didn't do...
>basic maths
>maths
Fucking retard. Ignored.
>>564369975
I didn't make any of these nor did I read though every single one yet so I can't vouch for their accuracy or helpfulness
can we get some military and survival up in here
>>564358225
Is this guide serious or a troll?
>>564362324
Yikes, what does that do?
>>564370291
I have some that might work
>>564367481
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT DONKEY DICK
>>564371429
>>564359362
>20 years of experience
>I am a 20 year old male
Another troll
Now stuff I like
>>564363601
this work?
I hope i'm not posting to myself
>>564358225
>Claims to be a guide on dealing with cops
>tfw doesn't contain important information
Namely, respect. It doesn't mean practically sucking the officer off, or being a little bitch or snitch. But show some respect - for example, do not speak condescendingly, and use sir/ma'am. It's simple stuff like this that can put an officer a little more at ease with you.
It's how I got away with a fix-it ticket for a vehicle inspection overdue by 6 months (they wrote down it had just died), and just a warning on a license that's been expired for 11 months.
>>564371604
Any proof that this works?
>>564370831
but birds can fly?
>so much for my tracking skills
>>564372478
i'm here, lurking for more survival/bushcraft/SHTF type stuff
old pc with infograph folder is dead, wish i could bump with content
>>564368093
roll babby
>>564372478
I'm still here, entertainment would be nice man.
Biggest pet peeve is a bad handshake
>>564372787
>>564373051
>not grab elbow firmly, stare into eye and do one shake
>>564373046
Entertainment is all like "best of" pictures for books and movies and instructions on music
>>564367257
Pleasuring a woman
A lot of is it biased too
>>564373576
>>564372696
There are alot of videos showing it, although it only works on old models (aprox.built in '95-'05)
>>564373535
>Eragon
>Shit tier
God dammit, but a lot of this shit is pretty helpful minus everyone trying to get me to make mustard gas.
>>564373051
touching people is kinda gay
>>564364246
i do
>>564374560
In the business world it means a lot. I shook a mans hand today and he squeezed before my hand was firmly in his. So he just squeezed my fingers. Awful.
>>564374781
nop
>>564374282
You aren't supposed to try this with mushrooms btw
>>564360982
>muh information
what information exactly are people concerned google is sending the government? like these things are always so vague and just use phrases like 'YOUR DATA' and 'YOUR INFORMATIONS' are being sent to the google oh noes! but what does it matter? what data is being sent? as long as it isnt my bank details or something does it even matter?
>>564375463
Don't tell me what to do.
I might do it with live scorpions too.
>>564368093
rollan
>>564376323
Image cap
more bump
great thread
>>564358225
This is bullshit, cops will still search you if they have suspicion of drugs or other crap. Trust me, I tried that "I do not consent to searches" bullshit
>>564360982
>IP tracking
Even though a lot of people have dynamic IPs/multiple internet accesses
>don't be evil is the unofficial Google slogan
And the neckbears who made the image made that up I guess
>>564377514
I know, it's a fucking trollpic man.
>>564358225
Parole officers already know the details of your case because the justice system isn't completely retarded.
> life hacks
> how to do illegal shit and/or annoy people
>>564361678
I had a helicopter flying low over my house today checking for outdoor marijuana grows
Buy clothes at Goodwill
Sell at Plato's Closet
Profit
>>564374009I fully argree with you anon.
That single line made me mad.
i love that series. Read it twice.
>waiting on another series from author..
new thread??
bump2
>>564368093
rawl
>>564380426
Let's do it. I wanna keep this shit going.
>>564381282
Just made a new thread here
>>564381605
>>564374009
you're right anon, should be lower than that. shit tier is high praise for books that bad
>>564371604
Tried this years ago, didnt work one single fucking time.
bump3
bump for life nigggz
>>564363230
Didn't work too great in A Scanner Darkly
>>564358730
Does anyone have a bigger version of this?
>>564366315
>>564371801
Or maybe he could actually be...the niggest
>>564372789
Osage is good for bows.
>>564367489
Computers and games, please.
bump4
bump5
>>564385838
see
>>564381723
(His id is KEkD)
>>564370736
That will just make it weaker and easier to break the ends off.