Life Hack thread.
All by myself.
I do what I want.
Okay, Christ, is there anyone here.
And so the depressing journey to 404 begins to end.
Goodbye, cruel world, it's over. Walk on by.
Shitting in a bunker.
Like, bombs and shit?
I made a couple if you like?
fuck, I feel chastised somehow
Eh. I'm probably never going to actually make any of that stuff but you can go ahead if you think others would like it.
lol i was abut to post that
oh w8 that was me
im tired and on the phone with gf
It certainly was m8.
lalala nothing suspicious here
Hey, anyone lurking here?
come at me nsa säpo
Well, cool. Just wish some more people would start contributing.
Think I'm starting to run out of pictures here.
no idea what this
Oh yeah, forgot there was a fourth one.
my gf is an idiot. we were agreeing on an issue, and it turned out in an argument. fuck drunk people
also, i wonder what this is
i can't be guilty of posting stuff i don't know what it is, right?
I made this one whilst I was stuck in public supplied healthcare in europe
>so not free
>so 'not shit'
Yeah, I'll probably post five more, then I'm just gonna go to sleep or something.
hey im eurp
Looked up a lesson on Russian alphabet, just cause.
First letters i learn are really close to our "a" and "k"
After the lesson on how to write them, learn first word.
Word is KAK, pronounced "cock"
hope this one is fun looked fun
oh right that one is hilarious great for kids parties
Alright, well, see you guys later.
you've obviously never been hungry in your life lol
Oh god, there's no beta/cringe thread that had me cringe more then the first couple of paragraphs of this shit.
>20 years od experience
>i'm a 20 year old man
Actually, I've already posted that one. Here's another to make up for it.
Yup, it is.
i kno rite i laughed too
your mum is a shitty guide
i can stop dumping whenever i want bitch
what'cha gon do huh huh huh
oh look no infograph only ugly raction image
what'cha gon do about faget
hehehehe u suck donkey dicks
say that you suck donkey dicks and ill start posting again
4chan Guide To Saging:
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Forgeting file. Good start
no this guy>>564366601
must say he suck donkey dicks
we must be consequent or these fuckers never learn
Fuck me. I'm not even drunk yet/
date this girl shes good in bed promise
Excellent, there's movies, books, and music within
look spongebob is talking about your posts
i told my friend about you
I'll circulate between all
I'll take a look
Ah you're very welcome!
> Smoke joints at home
Seriously wtf? I'll never understand why people I know keep getting arrested, and going "oh I was just minding my own business lighting up a joint in Hyde Park when some asshole cop came and searched me with no cause".
Smoke it indoor you stoner fucks. Chance of arrest approaches zero.
This one is just cool as shit
>... it's normal that you don't understand... unless you DIDN'T learn some basic maths
>don't understand unless you didn't do...
Fucking retard. Ignored.
I didn't make any of these nor did I read though every single one yet so I can't vouch for their accuracy or helpfulness
I have some that might work
I hope i'm not posting to myself
>Claims to be a guide on dealing with cops
>tfw doesn't contain important information
Namely, respect. It doesn't mean practically sucking the officer off, or being a little bitch or snitch. But show some respect - for example, do not speak condescendingly, and use sir/ma'am. It's simple stuff like this that can put an officer a little more at ease with you.
It's how I got away with a fix-it ticket for a vehicle inspection overdue by 6 months (they wrote down it had just died), and just a warning on a license that's been expired for 11 months.
Biggest pet peeve is a bad handshake
>not grab elbow firmly, stare into eye and do one shake
Entertainment is all like "best of" pictures for books and movies and instructions on music
A lot of is it biased too
In the business world it means a lot. I shook a mans hand today and he squeezed before my hand was firmly in his. So he just squeezed my fingers. Awful.
what information exactly are people concerned google is sending the government? like these things are always so vague and just use phrases like 'YOUR DATA' and 'YOUR INFORMATIONS' are being sent to the google oh noes! but what does it matter? what data is being sent? as long as it isnt my bank details or something does it even matter?
This is bullshit, cops will still search you if they have suspicion of drugs or other crap. Trust me, I tried that "I do not consent to searches" bullshit
Even though a lot of people have dynamic IPs/multiple internet accesses
>don't be evil is the unofficial Google slogan
And the neckbears who made the image made that up I guess