ITT: we try to photosop this guy into an alpha male

>>562382371
Good fucking luck chap.

bump for the sake of heaven

>>562382371
the autism is strong with this one

His moth isn't even fucking centered

>>562382371

i feel bad for this one.

No shopping needed, True beast right there.

>>562383350
That's a butterfly, idiot... not a moth.

>>562382371
Why? I bet this guy has a 2+ K/D.

>>562383350
He looks like a fucking... I dont even know. Is he a new species? What should we name it?

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>>562382371

who would win a fight? op's boyfriend or my carp face?

>>562382371
Not sorcery could ever transform this chap into an alpha

bumping for hope

>>562383853
Ayy lmao

>>562383853
OP. just because of your faggot chain

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>>562382371

>>562383853
Holy fuck that isn't you paul is it?

>>562384375
u wot m8?

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First attempt, didn't go so well

>>562382371
obvious last gen for beta genes

>>562382371
People like this have it rough enough, give 'em a break.

How about take an alpha male and turn him to a beta?

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Congrats on alpha status

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gamenmetluuk

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I tried and then gave up

>>562384906
looks more human then before at least... what is what a liquify tool you used or something?

>>562385006
Considering that he didn't even bother to shave the pedo stach before taking the picture... No.

>>562384532
>not knowing the name of your own file

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>>562382371
here you go OP

>>562385493
Kert Ant? Is that you?

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>>562382371

>>562384906
Kekd
Someone put the two pics side by side with before/after type except beta/alpha

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>>562382371

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>>562385401

>>562385697
Yes, in the chitin

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Here

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>>562382371
Misson: Accomplished

>>562385093
TOP FUCKING KEK

APLA!!!! :'D

>>562385749

Olpho Molo

This is the most beautiful thread I've seen in awhile

>>562385913
Kek

>>562385749
im in tears

>>562386596
lololol :D

>>562385682
>>>/r/montageparodies

back you go

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Cum here for betches

here u go

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>>562385749
>>562384906
>>562383853
>>562382371
holy shit I lost hard

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here u go !!

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Consider it an improvement.

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>>562382371

>>562387461
fukken lost it

>>562382371
There's nothing... Literally nothing you can do for this poor guy

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>>562382371
how about this?

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He is now known as apla.

>>562385749
Sides. Orbit.

>>562387038
Thats actually pretty good.
Add some non-symmetry to the nose (perfect symmetry doesnt look attractive) and fill in the white spots with flesh-tone, and I think you win

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>>562382371
>>562384906
>>562387038
>>562385749
It's like Oblivion character creation!

>>562387713
Actually decent if you straighten out the mouth
>>562387723
Nightmare forever

>>562387713
not bad imo

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>>562387713

Anon actually did a decent job

>>562387713
This ones pretty good

>>562385271
stomme kankerhomo's met hun youtube aidsfilpmjes

>>562387713
That's decent, haha

>>562384906
great job dude, this is some excellent OC

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>>562382371

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>>562387713

>>562385401
>>562385913
Keked hard

change that shirt into the ' I DO ALPHA MALE SHIT' shirt from WAR MACHINE

>>562388535
"HHUUMMMmmmm...Hi I'm Kirk. I'm sorry."

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>>562387713

>>562388535
Chad.

>>562385749
I shat my pants laughing. Thanks

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I tried.

Then I got bored and did this.

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>>562382371
I unfucked his face.
No major editing.

>>562387038
Looks like a fucking toe

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>>562387283
Duuude, you made him look like Robert Carlyle as Hitler.

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>>562384906
I r8 8.8 m8

>>562389041
Magnificent

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Looks like a fucking russian

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look at the muscles on this alpha beast

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Reeeeaaaaal Alpha

>>562389058
He still looks like a bird, but at least he doesn't look like a retarded ostrich.

>>562389280
Is that you, Dmitri?

>>562387167
summer

>>562388535
Kek'd HARD

>>562389407
..... this! X'D

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>>562388535
Do you think this shit has potential for templates?

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>>562389596

Holy shit man

>>562389596
Holy fucking shit. I am impress

Declaring winrar!

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k done

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>>562382371

>>562389759
hahaha he just looks like a fat mongaloid now

>>562389909
so hot

>>562389280
Anon slow your roll

>I do alpha male shit

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>>562382371

>>562389596
Holy fuck, this is a winrar!!

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Tried again, ended up making this.

>>562389601
from my 2 years of scrolling through /b/, thats a first

>>562389909
Thank you supreme gentleman

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Alfiemales likes minecraft and pussy

>>562389984
Official 4can Valentine Card

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>>562389759
Yeah. It has.

>>562387792
Denzel Washington's face disagrees with you.

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>>562385749

Hold on a minute...

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>>562389935
How's this?

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>>562390247

>>562390595
kek'd

>>562390546
I am thoroughly entertained, thank you

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>>562390319
>>562389984

>>562382371
Remember this guy's face. One day ther will be a mass shooting by this motherfucker. The media will show this pic and blame it all on video games. Femenist will scour his pathetic social media profiles and claim it had to be a misogynistic killing, even if more men died at his hands. That McCarthy bitch will say it was obvious autism that resulted from vaccines. In the end everyone will ignore the truth , for this truth cannot be used to push an agenda. He was just a sad and lonely motherfucker who blames everyone else for not treating him like the special snowflake his teachers and parents told him he was. He was tired of drifting thru life as a nobody, so he forced people to take notice the only way he could. The one thing any idiot with fingers can do. He pulled a trigger. The news networks know that people eat this shit up, do they cover the story on a loop. By the end of the day, millions of people know his name, and the other losers like him took notice. The cycle continues.

>>562387713
I can fap to that

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I did my best.

>>562385774
I don't even get it.

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>>562390894
I don't know who that is in that gif . but I already hate him and his accent .

>>562390247
Hahahahahahaha

>>562391245
love it

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My name is Schedit Bachman.

Take advice from a #TRUE ALPHA MALE like myself on how to make this guy less of a #BETA faggot.

Pic related; it's me.
You couldn't possibly make me look any more alpha.

#GENTLEMAN

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We got a new War Machine here

I actually feel bad for the guy. The guy in the picture posted it earlier, I saw the thread. That's where OP got it from. Poor bastards gonna wake up tomorrow and see all this shit.

>>562389280
Theon Greyjoy.

>>562391203
By the gods....

This shit better be archived. Best post I've seen in a while. Today the content in /b/ has actually been amazing. There was a thread earlier about "remember when Robin Williams ...." Shit was fire. Kek'd like a mofo

>>562389596
what tool did you use?

>>562390773
XD I came here to say that. One up vote for you kind gental man .

>>562391724
It looks nothing like him.

>>562390512
http://link.springer.com/article/10.3758/BF03208842

Science also disagrees with me. Damn, I really thought I saw one of those symmetry studies and it said perfect symmetry was less attractive...

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u fokin wot

>>562391654
>advice from a guy whose socks match his scarf

>>562391845


"i do alpha ale shit"

>>562391897
photoshop's liquify, its more about proportions and stuff

>>562391897
Holy shit

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>>562391907
> One up vote for you kind gental man .
>kind gental man
>gental man
>gental

>>562391693

Oh hey Benedict Cumberbatch

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looking alpha as fuck OP

>>562391145
topkek

>>562391925
Oh sorry, I actually meant to type 'cunty mcspunty'.

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>>562391897

Holy fuck

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>>562382371
done

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i tried

>>562392339
top kek. Best one in the thread

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alpha enough?

>>562391693 lmao

>>562389909
100/100 supreme

>>562392397
>call of pussy
top kek

>>562392178
XD i too like the useage of the meme arrows.
>lmao

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Christy sMack

>>562383705
Kek'd

>>562392421
Holy fuck, I just realized how much this looks like Jason Segal. Whelp, I dun goofed.

>>562392421
Ive always thought Channing Tatum looks kinda weird shirtless.
Hes got a wide frame, and such little arms. Its weird.

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ayyy lmao

>>562391304
I was thinking the same thing. Also why is there a white kid nuthugging a nigger on our /b/ ?

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>>562390448

>>562392397
>sempai
get out.

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>>562382371
kk

>>562392917
ayyy lmao

>>562389759
the forehead has potential for templates

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I was working on this, then i remember, im not getting paid.

Raviolli raviolli op is faggioli

>>562387713
Now that looks like a human being

>>562392421
Holy shit, damn good work, anon.

>Mad Photoshop skillz, son.

>>562387713
goddamn anon you actually did a good job

>>562392978
beautiful
>>562393073
Wall Street here i come

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>>562387713
very yes

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>>562391654
>using hashtags on 4chan
>wear a beret
>brags about being an alpha male
>ugly

>>562392978
You don't want to get on my...
BAD SIGHT..
>dem 5 diopters

>>562391897
damn 10/10

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went with the skinhead look

>>562391145
You Patau'd him!

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>>562382371
>tfw so alpha your mouth grows a fucking breast

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>>562387713

>>562391654
Where's your fedora?

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dfv df

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>>562394185
>implying it's really him

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>>562394185

>>562394790
FTFY

>>562389058
someone give this one a beard

>>562392339
Holy fuck actually laughed

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>>562394790
>someone somewhere goes outside dressed like this
>and yet we judge niggers for niggering upon the weak like him

>>562394957
??????>cancer

this is the best thread i've seen today

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alpha

>>562387038
Benedict Cumberbatch?

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>>562391897
Challenge completed.

>>562387713
Missing an arm lol

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>>562382371

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Now this is alpha

Can someone add a beard ?

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>>562383853

>>562396546
eye r8 8/8 m8

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>>562396546
here

good thread

you guys r freaky. this even is not a specias its an alien! xD

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>>562396546
ere m8

can someone give him a left arm?

>>562389449
????

>>562397753
by jove

Artfag here, gonna give it a crack. Will deliver. Keep the thread alive.

>>562397945
Have you made the delivery?

>>562397753
thats it man we're so close now

>>562391693
ayy lmao

>>562398238

ayy lmao

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>>562382371
Did I do good OP?

>>562398440
>approval

>>562398194
? ?? ???????, ?? ??? ??????

>>562397753
holy cow

>>562397753
Make the beard a little more realistic.

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>>562394023
did you use one of these to make that?

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>>562398889
>>562398986
>>562398007
>>562398216
lel i hardly tried, here ill put the beard someone else do it.

>tfw this guy is OP

>>562398829
>? ?? ???????, ?? ??? ??????
>????????. ?? ?????? ??? ????????.

>>562398998
this is pretty good actually

>>562382371
Don't worry my friend. No shops necessary. I brought you peace. No differences between Alpha or Beta. We all are Happy, you can trust

>>562389909
heaven goes in all fields.

>>562399237
??? ?????

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>>562399336
lol

>>562392421
nailed it

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The beard didn't work so well

>>562399579
hahahaha

>>562393767
#Youjusttookthebait

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>>562397753
Now he is not only handsome, but is also a talented singer

>>562399921
xD

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>>562391671
I was waiting for this shit!

>>562400007
>le xD
>kilurself

>>562400894

kek'd

Someone better archive this thread

>>562400894
Greatest thing I've ever seen
We need an archive

>>562400554
umad xD

>>562382371
matt is fgt

>>562401162
R1 class newfag detected

fuk yash

>>562382371
Thank you mr skeletal

>>562401963
fgt supreme

brb fotoshopping

>>562402184
LOL 420bake it

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>>562398440

>>562399007
top fucking kek

>>562389596
Def winner

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FIXED

plz keep this alive I got top pro tier shit on the way

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>>562382371
I made him gorgeous.

>>562403514

Mia Wallace?

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>>562400894

KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE!

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>>562396546
9000h in mspaint

>>562404134
too soon

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Subtlety is key.

>>562403712
The only person Marcellus Wallace likes to get fucked by?

>>562391145
"Name is Igor"

>>562404252
Moot!?

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>>562404238
not soon enough

>>562391693
ayy lmao

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Finished it nigs

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>>562391897
Not bad... not bad at all. Maybe fix the neck, right eye, and lips and it'll be 10/10.

>>562387713
someone use his picture on tinder or something and post results

>>562385401
>>562385682
>>562385749
muh sides

>>562389913
top kek

>>562392515
>Hue hue hue

>>562392804
>mfw nobody gets the joke
>/b/ failed me

I thing i'll post the final result on a rate thread on /soc/

>>562393163
Hey son, you're getting paid in keks. And I just kek'd.

Anyway, not bad work.

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Yup.

>>562383038
what did you say about me you little bitch?

>>562404926

This

>>562390319
Steve Buscemi

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>>562404252
Challenge 2, away with weaboo hair

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>>562390546
you did it wrong

>>562405149
I get it. It's just stupid.

>>562404134
lel

>>562405637

Dat serial killer face

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A???????y???y?????y?? ???????????L?????m???????????a???o?????????.?????????????

>>562383853
Ayy lmao

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>>562385401

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>>562387713

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>>562382371

>>562406439
ayy what the fuck

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>>562382371
done

>>562382371
Why is he missing an arm?

>>562400000

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>>562407468
300 posts and no one noticed hes missing an arm?