I found a flash drive on the floor of my parking garage... shall we see whats on it /b/?
find his address, mail it back to him; it looks like it's very important. stop being le edgy teenager
op, this shit's boring as fuck. by the look of things, the flash drive's original owner was a banker of some sort. stop fucking around 4chan and figure a way to get rich with the information that's now avaliable to you, you fucking faggot.
Fuck off Nigger. this could be fucking GOLD! We need some lulz you piece of shit faggot!
if there aren't any nudes of his woman, who cares
he's holding a beer or something
3 - Litigation
Upload the whole drive's contents to dropbox or mega or something.
Is it possible to encrypt a flash drive? I feel like this would be the drive to do so with. Can't be walking around will extremely sensitive data on hundreds of high name clients/opponents on a drive that isn't secure.
I am actually. Pour a few drinks in me, and I am great to be around. Pour a few MORE drinks in me, and I become one of the biggest pricks you can imagine, either way motherfucker, there is a FUCKTON of potential personal information on this drive, and we have not had a decent laugh that isn't revisited bullshit in a long time. Stop being a whiteknight, and lets see if we cant have some REAL laughs at this poor bastard's expense!
For all those whining about how important this might be, I say this.
If it's that important, it's backed-up aaaand if it's that important he should have been more careful with his fuckin flash drive.
Agreed we need lulz.
Not going to find it here, though. It looks like it's pretty important stuff, and from what I've gathered, he looks like a decent family man who has his shit together. I'd see if you can find an address so you can return it. Maybe you'll get a reward from it, depending on how important to him it is. Then burn his house down.
>op contacts him
>"oh thanks for bringing back my flash drive man, I had some important work stuff on there"
>suddenly 150 /b/tards start to contact the guy and sending him pictures of his kids with dicks photoshopped in
>man calls police on OP and OP gets arrested for defamation and identity theft
OP isn't stupid enough to contact him after having made this thread
that at least used to be how the bulk of credit card data found it's way to the black market. some intern would conveniently leave their laptop in their car the day it got broken into, and it had entire corporations logs of customer credit card info and shit
I searched for tits and nothing :(
Also its not going back to him b/c im not that dumb
See this shit? This is the kind of shit we would never have bothered asking 5years ago. We simply would have done it, gotten our good lulz, and everyone would have had a good night. Who gives a fuck who the nigger is? He fucked up and lost his drive, that makes him an available target.
It must be wonderful living in such a dream world as you faggots inhabit.
After seeing these I don't really want to do this anymore. Just give him his flash drive back with all his files.
5 years ago you didnt even know what a chan was.
>wet behind the ears
>its not going back to him
you're a fucking cunt. do you really think /b/tards will somehow find his adress if you give it back to him? wow. the fucker has a 50+gb flash drive. this shit is obviously very important to him and his firm. i hope you fucking die op. you're worse than a nigger.
Lawyers are scum of the earth. I should know my brother is one. It's a made up role which is self perpetuating. Judges (lawyers) make up precedents which are argued by other lawyers; and politicians (a role which has a disproportionate amount of law school graduates, at least where I am) create other laws for lawyers to argue over. SCUM the lot of them.
You are the worst sort of cancer. /b/ has always been a toilet, but Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ on a wooden fucking leg. I'm willing to bet you think people a "Generally Good" too dont you?
Someday you'll realize you were just a boring kid. Not bored. Boring. There is nothing to laugh at here, take your sadness with you and go away.
I'm always embarrassed after reading such things as "good lulz" "he fucked up", "target".
I searched for that (*.) and my computer exploded; thanks
Are they subtitles for the movie ass farts?
And you know /b/ isn't always about ruining people's lives. Have you ever heard of William Lashua? I bet if you were here during his birthday thread you'd be first yelling "LOL MAKE FUN OF THIS FGT LET'S FUCK WITH HIM"
I thought this too, but doesn't he look more than 12 years out of school? Although it is lawschool so I guess he would be like 40...
The first thing I saw was carpenter-law-group-admin so I assumed this was his firm as well.
I could just ask my dad, he's a lawyer in downtown San Diego so he would definitely be able to identify him.
Damn, the guy seems to have his shit together. Meanwhile im sitting here with my balls tied jacking off to big black cocks while being unemployed and lonely. Why cant i be like him?
Jokes on you guys; I am a lawyer so 1) I don't need his money, and 2) I know that I would sue someone for looking through my shit and try to pursue criminal charges for misappropriation of lost property.
Also grocery list part 2; electric boogaloo
>sue and try to pursue criminal charges
how retaded can you be. If you find something you look inside to find name or address of the guy who lost it and there is no fucking law that would put you in trouble for that.
Stop trying to find excuses
Most of us have grown up. I mean I'm personally still into sick and funny shit, but dude lost his flash. I would've preferred an "upload a torrent for the guy and keep the drive for yourself" option.
>I know that I would sue someone for looking through my shit and try to pursue criminal charges for misappropriation of lost property.
not if you mail back without a return address, you fucking faggot.
op can you please zip up the folder with the cc statements and bank stuff and upload it? PLEASE
He's a lawyer, not going to have tits stop being children. Find me some financial info or potential case info that could be material information regarding a public company, Op.
Congratulations! You found him!
Now can you find out why he left his flash drive in a parking garage (and it is really fucked up; no plastic covering or anything)?
And while you're at it, can you also find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
With this post I have lost all faith in /b/. Good guy op coming to try to deliver lulz to his /b/ros and all he gets are overly edgy teenage white knights telling him to return it and not be a faggot. This truly makes me sad. Everyone grasping for the attention and being moralfags has lost the true meaning of this board. Have fun with shit like this. Cancer now outnumbers the true /b/ros. Sad day /b/. Sad day.
>However, lawyers hardly qualify as human.
Now tell me if you worked hard in school, and when being an adult got an offer to be a laweyr and make shitloads of money you wouldn't take it just because "lawyers aren't human".
Lawyer is his job he gets paid for to buy food. And in his personal life he could be a cool guy
it's a law firm.
either he will not get the email until monday, or his blackberry won't load 4chan
please use screencaps if you intend to send something from /b/ to someone
we can assume that op is truthful in that he is a lawyer who lives in the same place as mr carpenter, use that info
Literally there are fucking rules that are made for usb's like this
1, no personal info unless it's only for personal info
2. any confidential info must be encrypted and the flash drive in it self should be encrypted
3. if you loose it your fucked because you lost it either other people have the files now or they are encrypted and lost forever.
this is especially true for lawyers.nank employe's and any one in the higher ranks.
Hey dudes ---I guess someone found my drive. Iam sorry I didn't have some more exciting stuff on it. If you could refrain from posting pictures of my son, I would appreciate it. I am just a regular dude trying to get by. If you would be so kind as to destroy or return it - I would appreciate it.
my /b/ wouldn't do shit with this much information. Dude didn't do any shit to us, no need to post credit card numbers and shit.
It's like going hunting and having the deer come up and lick the end of your gun barrel. Where's the fun in that?
Fucking around on /b/ is like a sport. It's no fun when theres no game.
Also, not OP's personal army, faggot.
who fucking cares about his fucking grocery list and work documents. If he's putting his grocery list into a spreadsheet, he's obviously got backups. if not, it'd be a pretty shitty thing to lose.
if you had a career or a family, you'd get that.
I would never have pursued a career in law in the first place. The system is too fucked to become part of it. Which is exactly why I got a business degree, and now I'm the shipping foreman for a trucking company. I actually enjoy the physical labor it brings too.
Phahaha go back to 9fag asshole. Know what /b/ does when a deer comes up and licks the barrel? They blow it's fucking brains out and fuck it in the ass. Idk what "you're /b/" is, but it's not here asshole
if you had a brain in your head instead of a giant cock, you'd realize i was talking to you, you whine more than most females i know and its really starting to become annoying
Hey /b/ro, just incase.
I wonder what the ABA will say about this behavior?