How can I fuck my sister?
my mates suggested raping her but I don't wanna do that unless I get desperate enough lol
If she doesn't know it's you, it'd take some of the eroticism out, it'd be most pleasing if she KNEW that she's getting fucked by her brother. How open is she sexually? If she's a prude, there's like NO way.
Exactly, you don't just ask a girl to fuck her unless she'd want to fuck you too. For someone like your sister, you've got to make her want you first. As I asked, is she a prude, or a party girl, or something in between?
here's a picture of her im pre sure she's a fucken slut but I dont pry
>Get reconstructive facial surgery (or fashion a cunning mask whatever suits)
>Meet up with sister
>Pretend to be foreign: Norwegian, French, whatever chicks love it
>this way you don't have to talk (in English)
>maybe use your knowledge of her to know what drives her loins to moistitude
>Get her drunk or stoned
>Take her out back and give her a double seeing to
>Profit silently from the knowledge that you fucked her for years to come
Might be many degrees easier if you get an excuse to be in a costume and make up.
You don't even need to rubber up since any incestuous abominations will likely self-abort
Find out her kinks somehow. Ask around casually, do whatever it takes WITHOUT being direct, ever. Basically build up the knowledge without anyone knowing you do. When you have it, start playing it up at home based on that, like if she has a foot thing, pretty your feet up as much as you can, playing to that kink (pedicure?), and always angle your feet towards her. She'll start to be attracted to you without really thinking about it. Start playing to other kinks she likes, or focus on that one SPECIFICALLY (quality and quantity both work), and she may even eventually be consciously attracted to you, fapping to you or shit, but still won't break the taboo because it's ingrained. Then you've got to bring it up casually somehow, I'm sure you've read greentexts where it's accidentally mentioned by one party that they're attracted to one another. May take off from there, but if it doesn't, that's when you start being less subtle, and if it doesn't happen from there, it just ain't in the cards.
get an aphrodisiac and secretly give it to her, not a lot just a bit when you know she will be around and walk around without a shirt or pants, give her massages, just be physical but not overly touchy
slowly up the dose to get her hornier and continue to do this but only when she will be around you. this is will make her believe she wants you but dont do it when shes gonna leave the house or she might just grab a guy and fuck him
when you have a night/day alone give her a good dose and boom she'll prolly come to you or you can go in when shes pleasuring herself and offer to help
do pretty much the same as before but also drug her so you can play with her(no real sex) to get her hornier and hornier which will help with your desired outcome
Yeah...put out bullshit/false information because you are the product of incestual union yourself and then claim as a joke even know you're a fucking idiot...smooth cover there fucktard
Prerequisite: She has to horny (preferably lonely)
Bonus: If she has weird fetishes that border on the taboo (not likely, not required, but helps a lot)
You have to have her casually realize you're a man (don't know how manly you act, but you would probably have to kick it up a notch). There should also be some chemistry, like you guys having similar interests and whatnot.
Get a bit buzzed to the point where anything either of you said or did could be brushed off as "just the booze." Only way to safely probe the issue without regretting life (hell, that still could happen the morning after, drunk or not).
>implying that hasn't ever actually happened multiple times in the same week
There is always a way to doxx someone.
Especially when pictures are involved.
But pics from facebook with the link still in them... Have seen that at least 5 times this week.
So either al those ops were newfags or batshit retarded.
Was taking creative licence since OP is quite clearly not of the blood of Valyria but whatever man
How 'bout, be a fuckin' man for a change? This OP is looking for answers that might help, but ultimately, it's his pussy ass that has trouble going through with it. And besides, if he did have balls, he would've figured it out already. And I could be wrong, maybe OP is a dumbass instead.
someone cap this thread and send it to her
too easy OP
You should have at least made us reverse image search it.
NYPA but nice try
The best part is that OP CAN'T delete his thread because the post has been too long to allow him to do so.
I'm using a fake facebook account.
Also, just messaged her.
ask to brush her teeth
We should go back to the old ways.
When in doubt, just spam the thread with stupid shit.
I've got 350 images in my "jews" folder.
How about just a few favorites?
spent too much fucking time on /pol/ now and again
although they do turn out to be right most of the time
I'm the guy who sent the FB message originally, and haven't gotten a reply. Bumping with the links to her FB, IG, and Twitter. There's a chance that my message never got to her because she still hasn't accepted my friend invite, so all of you guys could try something via her IG or twitter.
Tweeted her. Too lazy to send her pictures because of Twitter's gay character limit, so keep the thread alive so she sees. She definitely got the tweet.
Good old doxxing. I hope OP is forever ashamed of this day.
>my mates suggested raping her
Those are true friends op
Her last tweet was on May 28th, and the one before that was March 12th. Looks like she doesn't use it regularly. Hopefully she gets a phone notification or something...eh...too big of a risk though. Looks like I'll have to send screenshots anyways.
Congrats you win nothing faggot
Seriously what are you gaining
all these newfags thinking the brother actually made this thread
Hey guys, I need a quick advise
Here's a little backstory
> I have a girl, girl has a cousin
> shes 19, maybe a 6/10
> she has a baby with a douche bag of a boyfriend.
> douche bag bf is cheating on her and distancing himself from her and baby.
> she confessed to me that she has been trying to repair the relationship
> shes tried to spice up the sex life, that when she tries to blow him, he doesn't even get hard no more and just goes to sleep with his dick on her mouth, kek
> she needed to satisfy her urges so she cheated on him too, but she feels really bad.
Now my part. It's simple.
How do I fuck this girl while shes feeling down?
First of all convince her that her cheating is justified so when she does it with you she won't think twice of it. Next just ask her if she wants to talk about it over coffee or something
How about you fuck her at a costume party?
She doesn't need to know that the dude wearing the Nixon mask was you.
This man OP is the only one speaking sense, continue anon
When you say you have a girl, do you mean relationship wise? Because this can help.
If your GF would be up for a three way, invite her over to a nice night, dinner, movies, just friends hanging out.
Talk to your GF beforehand, see if she is into a threesome, get her to suggest the three way to her cousin.
Three birds one stone.