4th thread? 4th thread. *** DASHCON 2014 *** >AKA bigges

fucking comedic gold

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*** FACTS SO FAR ***
>con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)
>vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason
>Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation
>people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel
>Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500
>Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes
>Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables
>there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
>some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted
>DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
>people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)
>it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam
>last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks
>nobody knows where it went
>most of their contracts were verbal only
>rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down
>4chan's involvement except for /pol/tard pissing in ball pit mostly unknown
>tumblr hambeasts already blaming in on /b/
>mfw

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This is pure gold

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Bumping this gold.

Who cares?

I CANT TELL IF THIS SHIT IS A JOKE. LIKE FOR REAL I HAVE NO IDEA.

".. attempted to compensate disappointed ticket-holders by offering them an “extra” hour in a children’s ball pit."

LIKE YOU CANT EVEN WRITE THAT SHIT

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OP here, gonna dump some pictures posted so far
>/b/tards have already made a meme of the fucking ballpit
>ballpit's closed
>mfw

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>>556448993
>most of their contracts were verbal only
Take that with a shovel of salt. Worked Functions at a Rydges for a year, and under no circumstances would someone make a "verbal" contract. That's first day "here's a list of things you can do to get burned" shit.

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>>556448368
>fornicate
>marry
>murder

The panelists are going to be sued.

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>>556448368
>>556448993

OP is a pretty cool guy.

>>556448074

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OP here, archived threads here
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556433351

someone must have saved the orgy vid that was posted of the guy catching them, pls

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>>556449541

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The new queen of /b/.
When you can scam 17 grand from tumblrfags, you earned that shit.

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>>556449686

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prepare your fucking sides anons

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They will never live this down.

>>556449823
hahaha

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>>556449952
>>556449836
>thatwasfast.img

>>556450079
Someone post the pitt

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>>556449952

I honestly cant beleive this really happened. The shear amount of autism in that playlist.


Does anyone have that video that was taken down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAoKULE_VI&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh

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>>556450332
>>556450304

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>>556450332

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>>556449491
>>556449836
>>556449952
>>556450079
>>556450169
>>556450332
>>556450434
>>556450470
>>556450478
No one's posted this treasure yet?

Some Anon should shoop the Kid Rock meme onto the con pics!

>>556450434
fuck you beat me to it

>>556449491
9- SHIET IS THAT QUENTIN TARNATINO

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>>556450470

what the hell is this shit

>>556450829
Lel couldn't have found a more accurate gif.

>>556450079
top kek

on a side note, what a shitty hotel.

>>556450829
I think we found the perfect gif to sum up this scam, editors?

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Tublr getting rekt

>>556450695
saved for historical records

>>556448368
Wow, these tumblr people are fucking brain wages or some shit. They're all excited about dashcon 2015, and still having fun after a shitty weekend? What the fuck? I might kill myself tonight.

>>556450886
>people on tumblr want to have a convention with tumblr famous and actual famous people at it
>lost of people buy tickets and fly to a different state for the convention
>convention sucks ass
>they have a kiddy pool with balls in it covered in piss which is their "ball pit"
>a "game room" with one tv, one console, and like no games
>none of the famous people show up because the convention planners didn't pay them
>everyone who is attending ends up having to pay for their own rooms even though dashcon said they would all be payed for
>suddenly dashcon needs $17,000 to pay the hotel
>they have a quick kickstarter thing and raise the money
>hotel says they never asked for more money
>scamcon 2014

>>556450695
yeah...saved as well, too perfect a pic for the occasion

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THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD

POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR HELL REK UR MUM

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>>556451402
nice summary
>pic is hilarious, hambeast administrators at the con warning about the /pol/ guy pissing in the ball pit

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>>556448368
That moment when I recognize a few friends in the video that that one guy from /pol/ made playing in the ballpit.

>mfw I was considering going and now I'm glad I didn't

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>>556451591
>my bad wrong pic

I live right around the corner from where they were having their stupid little convention.

I planned on doing something truly awesome for the lulz, but, I'm a heroin addict, so getting heroin comes first and when I heard about how they were dumping their money into that shit, I walked around with a bucket and a tag around my neck and asked for contributions.

I spent 15 minutes there. 5 minutes collecting $68 and the other 10 minutes choking an underage bdsm panelist or whatever until she puked hotel mints all over me.

It was awesome. I can't wait for the next dashcon.

>>556451441
>planed the con
>planed

>>556448368
Has he reuploaded the video of pissing in the ball pit yet?

>>556448368
In the last two yiewtoob links...is the hambeast claiming it was her account megan eli? If so thats the person who should be jailed...

>>556451567
thank you based Hebe

Back to special school for the tumblrfags...

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ballpit, you pissed in it? you mother fucker! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of shitty cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my fucking tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning shitty cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>556451776
Holy shit my sides

>>556451441
>>556451806
Someone please just post this on tumblr, I dont have enough adhd to log in.

>>556450169

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>>556451815
i don't think so, it's gonna be fucking gold
>>556451851
dunno

>>556451567

THANK YOU BASED HEBE

>>556451567
thank you based hebe

so fucking funny, tumblrfags who never had a real job that matters(everyone trys to start or work somewhere in art) and bitch about not getting treated fair and with respect do a con and nothing gets done professionally and becomes a cringefest....who would have expected it

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>>556451778
Shit that sounds fun as hell I'm going next year

>>556451981
There was an orgy? Holy fucking shit. Only a matter of time until a vid pops up.

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>pic related
>tumblrfags conspiring it's 4chan
>muh con
>mfw

>>556452174
Now that we know that the toilet are overflowing, do you think there could be a way we could slip food with the heaviest laxatives we can find into whatever food storage they have located?

>>556451778
So...there are easy underaged girls there?

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>>556451776
>for the safety of your health
How touching, he/she/xe is genuinely concerned about my health. Maybe I'll keep my health at home so that nothing bad can happen to it.

>>556451902

11/10 if oc
10/10 if copypasta

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Someone on the last thread asked for this, so here's a crudely edited shitsmear that's probably already been done better somewhere else by the time I type this.

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>>556452339
>4chan did it
the consensus right now is that 4chan just fucking leaned back and watched while the tumblr hambeasts did the whole job of fucking the con up themselves

>tumblrwhales crying in front of 500 people while being autistic

>>556451778
Kekekekekekek

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>>556451591
Dying

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>>556452527
TOP FUCKING LEL

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>>556449541
>Please stay out of the ball pit for the safety of your health
>for the safety of your health
>safety of your health
mfw

>>556452525
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 88888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8

>>556452174
Why don't they just go in the ballpit?

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>>556451902
Kek.

>>556452339
>>556452553
see
>>556450169

>>556448368
Can we do this but with feminists? Organize a meet up, claim all this shit is gonna happen?

Operation GhostTown?

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/pol/tard goes to ballpit, makes the autists scream "free palestine" and then goes DEATH TO ISRAEL
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU
>mfw

>>556452527
Saved/10

>>556452921
>implying /b/ could ever be organized.
Fucking newfag

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>>556452339
>>556451441

I say post shit claiming 4chan was behind the whole thing on Tumblr and watch the ensuing shitstorm. Sounds like they're already practically talking themselves into it, just gotta give them a little push.

>>556449952
Wait, did 4chan actually do this, or are we getting undeserved credit?

>>556452387
If you can convince them to pay 17k for something they already paid for then yes they are easy.

>>556453181
undeserved credit

>>556450079
Sides are currently in orbit

>>556453181
how to read hurr
>the consensus right now is that 4chan just fucking leaned back and watched while the tumblr hambeasts did the whole job of fucking the con up themselvesdurr

>>556452387
Yep she was kind of a qt too...

But I just wanted to go get high. So I was trying to gtfo with my $68 dollars which isn't bad for 5 minutes work.

I wanted to go back to get more money to get more drugs, cause, y'know, that's kind of the nature of the beast, but I fell asleep and it looked like things were starting to wind down.

But hey there's always next year right?

>>556453181
Why the fuck would anyone on 4chan have the meticulous patience to plan out an entire con just for this? 4chan is just sitting back and soaking in the entertainment

>>556451118
saaaauuuuce? maybe?

>>556453181
KEK you ducking JEW. Nice tag.

No Chan wasn't involved, but fuck it take the free credit.

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>>556453181
Some guy from /pol/ pissed in their ball pit. That was all we needed to do.

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SHould we add insult to injury and raid them?

>>556453101
I bet youve been waiting for months to say that. And it's not /b/ doing it you fucktard, /b/ is only a pool to pull people from. You have no idea how this "internet" shit works, do you?

>>556453406
>>556453101
>>556453125
Instructions on spending your /b/itcoins from the plan are attached.
>>556450169

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>>556448368
even the rest of tumblr is making fun of these faggots

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ball pit video

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Someone made this... The item was removed unfortunately.

https://www.tumblr.com/search/dashcon

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>>556453181
This guy did it
>pic related

>>556453486
>fell asleep

More like you passed out from narcotics

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>>556453824
My sides are in orbit because of this motherfucking thread, but this picture...

...this picture destroyed my sides

>>556453652
wow oh woah i am so sorry, you have really shown me how wrong i am :'(

>fucking an hero faggot. Get mad.

>>556449823


Fuck sake. Thought I managed to filter all the traps from /b/

>>556453181
jew/17000

captcha: safeto trade

>>556453784
are these people really like this and actually function in society or do they all come from some special hospital?

>>556454186
Ebic meem

>>556453784
Looks like a good time to me.
I'd gladly pay $500 for that kind of excitement.

http://freedom-speaks.com/vote/

>>556453784
Fucking white people....

>>556454261
They left home without their handlers.

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>>556454071
No thanks.

>>556453486

How did you meet her? Why did you choke her?

>>556451567
Wait, what did this guy do? Did he piss in the ball pit? Or is this the guy from /pol/ who recorded it?

>>556453784
thats not the video we want to see

>>556449952
Wait so where is my money? Did you guys already spend it all?

>>556454446
Both.

>>556453784
Look at this merry band of autistic lardwhales. Absolutely cringeworthy.

>>556454446
both.

>>556454489
Anon, we bought everyone on this site 4chan gold passes. You just weren't online to get one.
>>556454519
>>556454558
Top kek, thanks Anons

>>556454387
at least you were polite about it

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find scamming people to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting shit like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is scammed. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about tumblr users. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>556452553
I'm more than happy to take credit for it.

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I need to see that pissing in ballpit video

>>556454446
How do we know if anyone even pissed in the ball pit?

>>556454704
pasta so old it's got mushrooms

>>556454650
Hah, I was wondering why captchas weren't showing up. Thanks for that!

Also, [This comment requires a 4chan Gold Account to view]

>>556449541
Ballpits closed

>>556451981
I heard there was a fap circle too

>>556454815
Well, apparently they say he did piss in the ball pit, youtube just got pissy and removed the video cause of sexual reasons

>>556452339
This must be how the devil feels. Sitting in hell watching and laughing while men destroy other men for greed and blame the devil for their sins.

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>>556453784
my sides are killing me

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>>556454704

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>>556451778

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>>556454704
Trigger detected

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>>556454704
Faggot

>>556454704
Fuck off with your stale ass pasta.

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>>556454704
OP here, this is pasta

>>556454865

God damn it, I missed it by 5 minutes. Gonna be shitty missing content for a while=/

>>556449491
6
6
6

I have a thing for redheads/gingers.
To the point where I ignore most other women

>>556453824
He should've made the price 17000 for lulz.

>>556454650
Don't you kek at me, sperglord.

>>556450695
Oh hey, there it is

>>556454704
This b8 is making my penis soft

>>556454941
Can anyone here post the video on a different, non-Jewtube site?

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>>556454704
I really wish that this were a real post and not someone pretending to be an outraged person.

Actual SJW is like actual altruism. It doesnt' exist. So,

you're dumb for trying.

>>556453645
Yes

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>>556454941
>>556455246
Yeah, wouldnt someone had made a webm of it by now?

>>556451902
>>556455169
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about my ballpit, you pissed in it? you mother fucker! I’ll have you know I graduated top of building the best ballpits, and I’ve been involved in numerous plannings of shitty cons, and I have over 300 confirmed balls in pits. I am trained in bouncehouses and I’m the top jumper in the entire tumblr site. You are nothing to me but just another ball crawling child. I will bounce with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in a con, mark my fucking tags. You think you can get away with pissing in my ballpit? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ballpits and bounce houses across the world and your piss is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of balls, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little balls that lesser ballpits have. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,wearing any shity cosplay and I can bounce in over seven hundred different ballpits and bounce houses, and that’s just with my bare balls. Not only am I extensively trained in planning shitty cons, but I have access to the entire arsenal of bounce houses and ballpits and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass ballpits off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking piss in. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn misogynist. I will piss fury all over your pallpits and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>556451981
Found a video of the orgy, probably gonna get taken down soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-lFGiVj228

>>556453784
I find this very difficult to watch...

>>556455402
top lel sir
I tip my fedora

>>556451902
Just posted that on dumblr in the dashcon tag thank you /b/ro

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>>556451071
>due to piss

>>556454650
C-can I have one please?

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>>556455402
medium kek.

>>556455402
fucking kek

>>556453996
Yeah that's probably more accurate

>>556454427
I was collecting money from her group of friends and she just looked like she could use a good choking.

I said to her straight out "you want me to choke you, don't you?" And she didn't say anything. One of her friends was like "do it!" But I don't know if she was saying that to me or to her friend, as in, "let him do it!" (to her) or "do it choke her!" (to me) but that's how I took it so I choked her for a little bit and everyone seemed to really like it but then I had to go.

She didn't really "puke" per se but she spit up a little bit and I didn't realize I got any on me until I got back in the car and could smell the hotel mints and I found the stain on my shirt

>>556455402
And here I was all ready to sing along with Rick.

Still kek'd

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>>556455542
Yeah man, I have an extra one lying around. This image has the code for it.

>>556450421
A STORMS A COMIN HAHAHAHAHAHA.

>actually made me kek/10

>>556450695
Too fucking good

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No words.

>>556453519
There clearly wasn't much effort involved, hence the entertainment.

>inb4 I stole 17k from tumblr cause jew

>>556450421
Sounds like the beginning of Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz/10

>>556453784


Yeah. Looks like it was worth spending trillions of credits and soaking for two years in a vat of piss for.

/pol/ is the new /b/ it seems.

>>556451902

Okay dude first off,

1) A REAL ballpit wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The Dashcon isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack man-childs randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Ballpit doing on 4chan anyways?

You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>556455553
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>Anonymous (ID: Bmprw5av) 07/13/14(Sun)21:57:33 No.556455001?
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> >>556451778
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>Anonymous (ID: khh3L+4T) 07/13/14(Sun)21:57:52 No.556455047?
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> >>556454704
> Trigger detected
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>Anonymous (ID: gsAj/s3c) 07/13/14(Sun)21:57:54 No.556455056?
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> >>556454704
> Faggot
>>>
>Anonymous (ID: 4skoDrEw) 07/13/14(Sun)21:58:01 No.556455070?
Maryland sucks, yo.

>>556448368
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...
POOR DUDE

>>556451567
THANK YOU BASED HEBE

>>556451981
Even tumblers can get laid

Gotta get my shit together

>>556455915
your id though

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>>556454704

>>556455817
>$17,000
>No questions asked
>ma sydes

>>556455625
Personally I would've taken her to the bathroom and fucked her up the shitter.
But I don't do heroin.

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or
>bitches don't know bout my $17,000

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Jews did DashCon 2014

>>556455402
Top fucking kek.

Some children think it's easy to plan a con, fuck it up and it's terrible, can't handle the responsibility of owning up to their own ineptitude, blames 4chan. Fairly standard.

>>556453181
Go be a good goy and yeah.

Can someone please have this thread archived, I'm almost crying because of how fucking funny this thread is.

>>556456130
Heroin comes first. Besides my junkie girlfriend was waiting for me in the car. Lol

>>556456351
Nice, I was waiting for this

>>556454086

How does one filter these traps?

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>>556455817
how the fuck anon
seriously

>>556453546
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance.

>>556451567
THANK YOU BASED HEBE

>>556456351
THANK YOU
I was waiting for someone to do this

>>556456378
There was another Dashcon thread archived before, if I'm not mistaken.

Cumblr needs to give us nacho triggers.

>>556451567
Thank you based hebe

>>556456704
faggot orwell

>>556456487
Someone should add Sad Keanu sitting there.

>>556452280
Are you fucking 12 or something?
Idiots have been making that same shitty joke for every con or camp in existence.

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>>556456378
OP here anon, no worries, I'm archiving this one just like the last 3
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/556433351
This is the last thread I'm making though so if you niggers wanna have another and make more tumblr rage material, have a go
make sure to save the pics and the thread facts above

>>556456554
Yes please go watch the entire vengeance trilogy immed.

>>556456487
Kek'd

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>>556451902

>>556456635
faggot orwell

>>556456792
Tumblr, pls.

With this shitshow I'd be completely unsurprised if there was a literal orgy.

>>556456984
good job solid dicks

>>556456786
This

>only the the dead tumblr fags know the peace from this rustling

>>556456573
>>556456573
>>556456573
>>556456573
>>556456573
>>556456573
faggot orwell

>>556453546
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgYn5KFzDU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71gqdBYsmM&hd=1

Beloved Ballpit...

>>556449491
6. 8/10 would fuck

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oi vey

Wheres the fucking proof that someone pissed in the ballpit that supposedly got posted in the dashcon tag on Tumblr?

>>556448368
[ This comment requires a 4chan Gold Account to view]

amirite, /b/ros?

>>556456000

Topkek

>>556457173
i love you faggot

>Captcha: Churchell omeorir

>>556457173
I'm crying somebody help

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Now I wish I'd gone.

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Hello everyone i have made what i believe, to be an accurate representation of dashcon.

please enjoy.

>>556456805
shit I was looking for it...
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556448368

all good though mane

>>556455642
you too?

>>556450829
I think the whole scene would've been much better representation of that con as a whole

>>556457226
>>556457367

>>556457370
Dude, you couldn't have said it any better. The only [This comment requires a 4chan Gold Account to view]

I posted my card info how do I get the Gold accont. On mobile I dont have all the head lines it shows in the picture. Thanks for the help!

>>556455670
omfg im so glad i invested in this shit

VISA
4485896903357736
2953

>>556457616
thx

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>>556457226

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kek

>>556456000
No one's acknowledging the trips

>>>556456615

>>556457616
[This comment requires a 4chan Gold Account to view]

>>556457616
Welcome to the glory of gold. Here's the plan:

[ This comment requires a 4chan Gold Account to view]

>>556453645
>>556453645
>>556453645

actually this.

Anons, anon, anon, and I propose a raid on Tumblr.

>>556457616
Thanks for your $1000 contribution to NAMBLA.

>>556453824
Was it complete with piss?

>>556457616
going to order myself a nice ballpit

>>556451981
Just imagine the smell.

Christ...

>>556450169
What do I do now?

>>556451567
Thank you based hebe

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>>556457440
fixed it

>>556451981
spread rumor about minors in orgy
git profit

>>556457440
10/10

>>556457554
Saved/10

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>all love
>I will skin you

tumblr: A place of love and peace

>>556454704
LMAO stay mad brah nobody gives a shit
please don't tell me this is bait, if it is it's delicious
like your tears

>>556457616

If this isn't fake I'm gonna kek a thousand keks.

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>>556457697
But the pisspit is open

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>>556456786

NEW THREAD NEEDED IN 35 POSTS.

MAKE NEW ONE NOW

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>>556457279
>not hitler
>not stalin
THERE IS NO END OF TUMBLR STUPIDITY
MUH SIDES

>>556457616
confirmed for working. just bought steam game

>>556457706
>it was da 4chins dat dit it!!!!1111
>blaem dem!!!!
>con spiruh see!!!!111!!!!

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>>556451902
Calm down bro want a extra hour In the ball pit?

>>556457916
kedk

>>556457829
>>556457836
Why can't I view these comments? I just signed up for gold!

>>556452527
You're doing God's work, son.

Fantastic...

Can I get a mod to help I want the Gold pass.

>>556457927
Tumblr = islam

>>556449491

i'd stick it in #6's pooper

>>556457616
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, WHERE DID YOU GET MY CARD NUMBER FROM?

Next time someone shit in the ballpit.

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>>556458035
saved, thanks anon.

>>556451567
ty based hebe <3

>>556448368
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJpd03yR6c

>>556449952
Sides in orbit!! Couldn't hold them down.

>>556457706
Kek there was a guy givvibgvout free bitcoin yesterday

Coincidence?

17 POSTS LEFT WE NEED A NEW THREAD

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pisspitt is love. pisspitt is life.

>>556458098
Screencap or it didn't happen

>>556457927
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SAY TUMBLR IS VIOLENT

>>556451567
thank you based hebe

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>>556455817
Is this shit for real?

>>556458145
Sometimes it can take up to 1/2 an hour for things to go through. It took me about 20 minutes to get mine.

>>556455402
Low bur my friend

>>556453125
fucking seconded

>>556458461
on it anon

>>556458145
I think its because you need the Blue Diamond Accout. I guess you can only veiw posts from other free accounts.

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>>556458461

GUYS NEW THREAD COMMEMORATING OUR COMRADE THE BALL PIT
>>556457367

>>556458650
thx bra

>>556453824
Someone should add "a small amount of urine was removed from the ball" or something.

Still, the OC over this is fucking unbelievable...I'm proud of you, lads, truly.

>>556457616

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpGHfn7E_74&t=0m43s

Public weeping begins around 2:45

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk

>>556452696
Thats the most tumblr gif I have ever seen. If a gif is only like 5 frames 99% of the time some tumblr fag made it.

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OP here, thread is coming close to being pruned
this is the last thread I'm making tonight
feel free to make another one
thanks for all the massive amounts of lulz, keep making tumbrl rage pics and tags
>sides were split

>>556458683
THIS WORKS

GET IN HERE

>>556457885
>>556457885
>>556457885

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>make tubler account
>"hey guys were having another dashcon!"
>"its gonna be here, at this time, on this date"
>collect monies from people that are dumb enough to fall for it
>????
>profit
im really high right now, so idk if this would work or not, being that most tubolard users are fucking retarded, i think they would go for it.

>>556458570
Thank you for the information.

How to stay safe on Tumblr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Hu5ze540s

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>>556458673
Not necessarily.
>>556458145
Can you see Stoya or is it saying you need a diamond account?

>>556458881

1 more please!!

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>>556458881
oh and plz keep the original text and add to it

This shit is 30k of pure gold.
>Bumping late

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>>556458881
You're doing God's work, Anon

OP was a cool guy today

>>556457323
supposedly there was video of it, but it got taken down.

>>556456351
Kek'd

NUMP LIMIT REACHED

NEW THREAD HERE

we 404 soon

>>556457367