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Dashcon Thread #5

*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES

*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things

*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...

*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it

*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
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>be me
>go on tumblr for the first time
>suggest having a con
>everyone thinks it's a great idea
>tell them I need about 17-20,000 dollars to make it happen
>make the money through donations almost instantly
>spend a bit of it on some big ass room
>tell some fat feminist to order the ball pit and jump house and ill pay her back
>mfw i converted all the money to bitcoins and no one will ever catch me :)
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Creating social justice issues in their own event

>Tumblr
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>>556459280
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>>556459686
OP from last thread, good job anon, I'm off
>also post list of current facts
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Has 4Chan ever done a con before?

I would go if we had one.
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*** FACTS SO FAR ***
>con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)
>vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason
>Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation
>people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel
>Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500
>Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes
>Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables
>there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same
>some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted
>DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
>people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)
>it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam
>last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks
>nobody knows where it went
>most of their contracts were verbal only
>rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down
>4chan's involvement except for /pol/tard pissing in ball pit mostly unknown
>tumblr hambeasts already blaming in on /b/
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>I'm gonna need more sides for this
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Praise the pisspit.
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hi
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>>556460792
HUE HUE HUE
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>>556460949
Fuck off
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>>556460949
You just got a sweet ass ballpit breh
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Is tumblr going to be raiding soon? it seems just as shitty as usual here so i cant tell.
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>>556460792
That better be one nice ball pit for $17K
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>>556460717
>>DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV
>meow
what am i supposed to make of that
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>>556461068
i pissed in it
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Last archives
>#1 http://4archive.org/b/thread/556391841
>#2 http://4archive.org/b/thread/556416112
>#3 http://4archive.org/b/thread/556433351
If someone has #4 plz post them
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Oh the Tumblanity.
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>>556460949
what sort of faggot spends $17000 to swim in a pit of balls!?
Just become OP and you can do it for free.
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>>556461162
Faberge eggs for the balls
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Adults sitting around in a toddler ball pit....

REVOLTING.

Fuck these millennials. Their whole generation is doooooomed...
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found this on the interwebs
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>>556461327
>2014
>Making me archive threads
ishygddt
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>>556460717
Might have to go next year and try to score some underage pussy.
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I need the original ballpit image.

Imma get my music friend to put it as the album cover for his next ep release or something.
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>>556460702
they've had some meetups but the majority of 4chan recognizes it'd be a terrible idea because of rules 1 and 2.
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>>556459461

you know what was gayer then DashCon?
nothing. Nothing beats DashCon in leading homosexuality
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>>556461253
I litter-ally clawn't tail you.
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>>556460702
It would be fucking awful as only cancer would actually show up.
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>>556459461

/pol/ vs tumblr is the best thing to happen to 4chan in years.

god damn it's so much fun to watch.
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>>556461490
Finally, some new info.
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So a bunch of people who have never held a job and whose education can be summed up with "read an article on jezebel once" decide to organize a convention? Well shit, that sounds like a great idea. Couldn't possibly go wrong with a bunch of strong feminist womyn in charge. They can do everything that white cis scum can do, after all.
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>>556461327
http://4archive.org/b/thread/556448368
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RIP in peace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71gqdBYsmM
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>>556461817
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>>556461490
The company I work for pulled the same feelgood bullshit, with each department as rivals.

>tfw IT/Engineering had the least amount of coins in the jar, and tons of paper money from other teams
>negative points in the end
Shows how much we gave a fuck.
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https://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales
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>>556462019
>Gary Jule's cover of Mad World
hah fucking perfect
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>>556461902
they may have filled out some form, but they didn't partner with them like they claimed
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>>556460702
It'd probably be a repeat of the Boston Fail Party.
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>>556461648
Ditto. Until tonight I thought "most awkward moments from minecon" was the universal constant for maximum cringe, but at least minecon actually resembled a convention.
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>>556459461
Spaghetti Con

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEDJgfYAw-g&feature=youtu.be
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>>556462415
Was wondering what the song name was, thanks Anon.
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How many people attended this crap-shoot?
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>>556462707
This is deep on so many levels, if you think about it.

I actually mean that.
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requesting transparent ballpit
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>>556461404
blimps are my trigger you fucking asshole!
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Why the fuck do they salute with 3 fingers in the air?
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>>556463245
Hungergames
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>>556463245

I guess for Hunger Games.

These people are austic to the maximum
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>>556463196
They said around 5000 but like 1/10th of that is more accurate.
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>>556463245
Some hunger games BS
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"I went to dashcon 2014 and all I got was FUCKING NOTHING"
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>>556463245
hunger games, I would guess.

there's probably a joke in there about hamplanets and hunger games, but I can't think of it.
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>>556463236

They're swarming...
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>>556463361
>>556463374
>>556463442
Alright, havent seen either of the hunger games movies, I stick to Battle Royale instead.
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>>556463415
and to raise $17,000 in that short amount of time, fuckin Ballpit....
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>>556462675
>pay $65 to get into shitty event
>total disaster, doesn't deliver on any of its promises
>organizers extort $17,000 out of you to continue shitty event
>still think you are "the champions"

They could have gotten a lot more money out of these morons. This is cult mentality. These people would have emptied their bank accounts if they were asked.
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>>556463245
they are volunteering as tribute to enter the pee ball pit
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Wow
Those people are taking the word pathetic to a new fucking level
It's so bad it makes me want to kill them
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>>556463703
The Piss Pit must have been fucking awesome, I presume
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>>556463456
>all i got was piss on my balls
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Requesting video of guy pissing in ball pit, I know one of yous has it
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>>556463407
Neat, it looks kinda like a part of the VHS tape from The Ring.
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>>556461116
No, that "raid" was actually yesterday the thread about it today was a repost of the image announcing yesterday's one
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>>556463731
Hey, that's a good idea for next year!
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>>556463731
they didnt even had kool aid
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this is so fucking hilarious LOL. so glad I'm here for this
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>>556463703
maybe they didn't raise that much money in that short amount of time, but just said thats how much they needed and kept whatever was donated
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>>556463937
kek'd
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>>556463981
wait there was a raid? didnt noticed
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>>556463407
It's like the cover of a Godspeed You Black Emperor album
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>>556460702
kek.

Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtalAyzD06w

The reason why you never actually hear about /b/tards meeting up is because that shit is soooo fucking embarrassing.


Last time I tried to meet up with /b/tards was at Sakuracon 2007, before having anonymous masks were cool and shit. Everyone wearing a red bandanna on their right arm was supposed to be a /b/tard and we were to crash some weeaboo group by dropping stinkbomb and shit in the middle of a "panel".

Once I saw how fucking pathetic they were, I walked away without a second thought, and they were too pussy to do it.
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>>556461116
ah, good to know. this is lulzy
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>>556464183
that actually looks like a good fucking time
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Look at all dem Feminists
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>>556462675
My body cant handle that much cringe.. fekking femnazis doing the hunger games handsign
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why do you asspies even care?
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well this is good fodder for july 20th since we know the ball pits going to be a trigger so i say we just spam pictures of the ballpit rather than the usual gore.
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>>556463168
Does anyone have the full-res unaltered ball pit photo?
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>>556459642

You might be kidding, but as soon as I fucking heard about this I thought it might be one of you fucks. I hope to god it was.
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>>556462876
It's the Gears theme song, c'mon Anon.

Here's the Virtual Piano sheet music.
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es f ua s ep a uo I 9 e u 9 y e s e f ua s ep a us d 9 e y o I
e tp p es s tp p tf sf u f t s u wad d y d w a y 9pd d y d 9 s ya p
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e up p eps s sf f G ypd e d G G ypd d ep u p eps s sf sf G d ypd ed G G ypd d
e up p eps s sf f G ypd e d G G ypd d ep u p eps s sf sf G d ypd ed G G ypd d
e up p eps s sf f G ypd e d G G ypd d ep u p eps s sf sf G d ypd ed G G ypd d
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>>556459461
A bunch of people got crabs from that orgy. Why the fuck would Tumblrtards even have an orgy. Jesus, they're hating on us for being fucked up, and they go and orgy up their shitty little con...
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>>556464183
This. 4chan meetups are embarassing, but I think dashcon definitely took it a whole new level.
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>>556463630
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>>556464632
>being this gullible
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>>556464539
LOL
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even the horsefuckers are laughing about it

http://www.horse-news.net/2014/07/first-ever-tumblr-convention-goes-to.html
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>>556464183
Does anyone have that image about that old man who 4chan came to his birthday and wrote cards?
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>>556462019
i guess this song was just made for dashcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMNVsi5D0U8
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>>556463201

Pools closed nigger.
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>>556463548

An Image is probably better, Something along the lines of an empty fridge as the picture for a hunger games movie trailer. throw a fat woman in there somewhere and a tumblr reference and bam
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>>556464425
That video was from a different event that I didn't attend.

Just be glad that anonymous masks are readily available nowadays. They all looked like those kids that got picked on in high school, and then there were some super studly guys with them too. It looked like that Moses guy leading those people through that sea thing, but it was a socially awkward mandime leading a bunch of faggots through a crowd of weaboos.
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>>556464183

>before having anonymous masks were cool and shit

just....no

captcha: enigma account
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anyone have a ball pit template?
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>>556464054
Just in case you were wondering if anyone got your obscure joke, I did.
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>>556464794
>A 3 day extravaganza featuring EXCITING >ATTRACTIONS AND A-LIST TUMBLR >CELEBRITIES, INCLUDING:
>-some douche you never heard of
>-some fag you never heard of
>-some bitch you never heard of, seriously who are these people, this shit was $65 for a 3 day badge and you suckers fell for it lolololo

comedy gold
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
Based hebe goldstein.
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Have you ever been inside a port-a-potty that hasn't been serviced in a while and is loaded with graffiti and the lingering cigarette smoke of the last Eric-Harris-lookin kid that was in there? That's the closest you'll get to the feeling a 4chan meetup.
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>>556464849
this?
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>>556462280
>I masturbate into phone books to create large blocks of paper that cannot be opened.

Looking through the reasons to sign this petition.
Bravo, Mike Hawk from Bitchkilla, VA.

Pic unrelated, but funny.
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>>556463934
Double request niggers
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so on the last vid on OPs list of vids

did they actually say the HAD the money, and couldnt access it? and thats why they asked for donations?

it was hard to hear with that fatasses apnea in the way, but it sounded like it was just a timing error, people paid anyway, and theyre keeping $$?
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>>556464183
Exactly, 4chan having a con will never be a good idea. So many fags will be acting edgey for ironic proposes or just be awkward as fuck. We are 4chan after all... Also what are we even going to do at the con?
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>>556464183
>wearing masks
>being weird
>public disturbance

aka the perfect 4chan meetup
10/10 would go
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>>556465274
im proud of myself
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>>556465505
Eric Harris would probably browse 4chan regularly if he was still alive.
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oh god my sides
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>>556465515
anyone got video from that?
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this is really all too much for me im dead
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>>556464849
You make it sound like you're too new to have even been there.

pls newfag, at least fake it.
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>>556464183
lol why the fuck do they sound African?
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>>556465531
Actually a rather funny sign, too bad people would shit a fucking fetus about it.

>retards stop ruining the word retarded for the rest of us
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>>556465614
Get roaring drunk and look for kids to molest?
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>>556465614
We'd just end up spouting stale shitty memes at each other.

[spoiler]Big guy[/spoiler]
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>>556465481

sweet gods I need more vids of those retards. It warms my black heart
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>>556465614
Talk about traps and try to justify how it isn't gay to fuck or get fucked by one.
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>>556464632
wait wut they had an orgy..?
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>>556465761
Oh god yeah. You know it.
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>>556465481

how did they not notice him? hes literally screaming right at them
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THIS IS NOW A HEBE GOLDSTEIN THREAD.

POST "THANK YOU BASED HEBE" OR HE WILL REK UR HOLE FAMILY
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alright /b/tards methinks we should kick them while they are down. My gore folder is shit so lets share gore and get to raiding.
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>>556466079
Yeah, but it was pretty bad, halfway through all the guys got arrested for rape.
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>>556466079
>orgy
i too am curious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU
#DeathToIsrael
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>>556463203
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>>556465614
I guess we could make a gigantic irl ylyl thread, beta /cringe thread and rate my dick thread
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>>556466241

Hebe Goldstein is based.

Did he take video of himself pissing in the ball pit?
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>>556466161
voiceover
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>>556466241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HfgGAVSlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJs-mbwuFVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAoKULE_VI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wZR_rni1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZC2gcSoWE

FREE PALESTEIN
BASED HEBE GOLDSTEIN
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>>556464183
T-this is what 4chan looks like? But from the way you guys talk...
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>>556466371
maximum keks
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>>556465614
I'd imagine there'd be panels of 4chan "frequent flyers"...and probably a Moot panel where me and several other people would shout stupid shit at him like this at ROFLCON>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5adlMZFVEA
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>>556465940

They are pretending to be Arabs.
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>>556466074
>Talk about traps and try to justify how it isn't gay to fuck or get fucked by one.
Then that is when we start our own orgy?
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>>556466294
kek
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>>556466554
yes but jewtube removed it
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>>556466735
yeah, he pissed all over a bathroom stall too but it got removed as well
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>>556465614
A big diversity of people.
Triggers will be triggered and mostly everything will be akward,we dont share social skills on an image board.

But If there's a meeting,we should all look anonymous with (not with a V) mask on and some shit and we get do to some bad shit and get arrested all together.

But then again,there's different groups of ages here,itll be just wrong.
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Someone on /vr/ made a doom map
it's an open room with a ball pit and a bounce castle
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>>556466662
If you're into gay sex then by all means, go for it.
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>>556466371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs
>Cringed so fucking hard
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>>556466590
This is the "ana-omoose le so fanny and edgy so random" autisto-tards that give any community a bad name. If you can't pick up on that, maybe you should join them.
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>>556466940
link?
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>>556465862
search william lashua.
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>>556466662
>Then that is when we start our own orgy?

Oh christ, a 4chan orgy?

>premature ejaculation
>creepy guys jacking it in the corner not talking to anyone
>drug addicts trying to fuck anything that moves
>traps more interested in taking selfies than having sex
>shifty dudes eyeing the playground across the street
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>>556467069
oh god
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someone cosplaying as dashcon at metrocon, which also this weekend.
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>>556467140
Yes daddy
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>>556466578
Anon delivars
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>>556467301
Kek'd at that description. 10/10 for accuracy
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>>556467301
>A corner with sweaty guys playing video games
>A man having sex with a horse
>A few 12-year-olds that stuck in
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>>556466962
I just don't get this shit. Like, why would you travel all the way to Chicago for this? Even if it was delivered on what it promised what the fuck is the appeal? You're in fucking Chicago in summer, go check out the riverfront, maybe go to a Cubs game, visit some god-tier architecture. Why spend your weekend in some dumpy hotel conference room?
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>>556466735
>>556466925

please tell me that there is video of someone IN the ball pit after he pissed in it.
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>>556466962
2011 called, they want their meme back

>that image
Can they even photoshop?
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>>556464183
"This is our world, you just live in it" ~Anonymous

fucking perfect
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>>556467501
Shut the fuck up and lets go get some gad-damn chocolate milks.
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>>556466578
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr-SIizAByw
I'd tap that.
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>>556467606
>one female with everyone demanding tits from
>nobody trusting anyone calling them newfags
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>>556467171
I don't have the link to the wad
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>>556466241
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556463630
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>>556467867
kek
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>>556466241
thank you based hebe
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>>556466241
"THANK YOU BASED HEBE"
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>>556466560

Oh thats a shame, it sounded so real
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>>556467850
>Lot of guys with guns, knives, and swords
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>>556467740
I hate chocolate milk.
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>>556467069
Man I genuinely felt bad for that guy
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>>556467867
lol
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>>556468095
There would be rapes and murders for sure.
But it would probably be a fucking awesome time.
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>>556467902
the images coming out of this are priceless
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>>556466241
Thanks hebe
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>>556467069
oh...my....god
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>>556467902
>>556467887
>>556467867
>>556467658
All of you should be under arrest for the complete demolition of my sides.

Top fucking kek.
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>>556467639
dashcon was in illonis dude
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>>556464183
actually not too bad, made me laugh.
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not sure if anyones brought this up

but apparently there was a bdsm panel and people started masterbating and then i guess some sex times went down cos people on tumblr were complaining about itchiness, redness, and bumps
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>>556467069
How can someone be so unconfident to comeback someone shit looking like hebe?
Hebe is love but he looks like the face of 4chan.
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>>556467990
>>556468276
It got better.
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>>556466241
Thanks based Hebe
>>
>>
why would anyone crowd fun for this shit really it sounded so sketchy in the begining
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>>556468116
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>>556467867
puts the cyberdemon to shame
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>>556468510
It's in Chicago, which is in Illinois, dummy

>>556468270
>@dashconchicago
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>>556468510
shhhhhh dont do it
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>>556468680
>MAXIMUM KEK
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>>556468775
>dashconchicago
oh god they had a chicago one too...
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>>556459461
does anyone have the fuck palestine video from the ball pit?
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>>556460702
>>556461817
>>556464183
>>556465614
Idea
>make con
>advertise heavily on 4chan AND tumblr
>sjws come to con to try and teach us their ways just like they do here
except,
>have a giant disclaimer required for entry
>hide that by signing you agree to have sexual intercourse if female, no if ands or buts
>rape sjws legally, or at least the non-landwhale ones
then again some of you desperate whores would fuck about anything
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>>556467639
there aren't many people who have the mental disease that makes them associate with multiple genders, so I guess they want to find each other for some affirmation?
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i've never understood this shit. who fucking cares about tumbler? whenever i see these faggy threads i go to it and forget you have to register. so you fuckers have registered for this website, browsed it, and came back to tell everyone it sucks?

who gives a fuck.
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>>556469059
Ew.
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>>556469097

you didn't use to have to register

but the admins realized that they didn't want outsiders to see the shit, or it triggered too many people or some shit
>>
is this real life
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>>556469097
based supermarket sweep
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>>556469059
not it
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>>556467658
i sprayed my chocolate milk allover my keybord
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>>556460717
The SPG concert had been cancelled months before. Staff were knowingly pushing tickets for a nonexistant event.
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>>556469059
And after butt ducking the shit out of a land whale , we all get to have an hour in the ball pit?
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>>556468680
Sides.
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>>556469624
source?
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>have fun
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>>556469097

gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8. Really appreci8 that kek

Faggot
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>>556469052

You mean this one?

http://youtu.be/RJs-mbwuFVU
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>>556469736
> Ducking
fuck this auto correct shit
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>>556469736
Why would you want to butt duck a landwhale? Absolutely disgusting.
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>>556469894
fag8t*
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>>556469803
http://officialsteampoweredgiraffe.tumblr.com/post/74966740673/dashcon-appearance-canceled

There's some source for you, cancelled back in January
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Seriously none of you fags saved the ballpit piss party
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>>556469527
I fucking love chocolate milk!
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>we need donations to do what you paid for
>moar moar moar moar
>omg so close need mor
>omg u guys are so great
>omg perfect amazing people wow such amazing
>omg were crying pls more money omg tears
>????????????????????
>????????????????????
>????????????????????
>sorry first timers bye
>????????????????????
>????????????????????

what the actual fuck is this
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>>556470129
haha, thanks
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>>556465862
Don't have video but have pics from back then. Can't believe it's been 4 years already.
>>
something like this happened in U.K.:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_New_Forest

scammers dump some crap in a field, charge people to go look at it. They got caught though
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>>556466241
THANK YOU BASED HEBE
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>>556470214
lel
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>>556469803
Probably admitted it. During the cancellation video of that Viel shit, the announcer even slipped and said "When we booked them, they wanted money in advance, which we didn't have" which essentially said, we just kept booking tickets even though we knew this group wasn't showing.
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>>556465515
What the fuck? That's sad. Did anybody actually go?

>captcha: fartheft
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someone please shoop up steven speilbergs money pit
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>>556465614
I've been to a few /a/ meetups and they were nowhere near as autistic as I thought they would be. A full-blown con would be awful, though. We'd have real life board wars.
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>>556470332
top fucking kek
this shit gets and ed article
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Supposedly there's video of the BDSM panel. Does anyone have it?
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>>556459461
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>>556470429
welcome newfriend
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>>556470429

/b/ sent the dude like 500 birthday cards in the mail
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>>556470621
I have it but I've already extorted ~$1000 total out of 5 people to keep it a secret.
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>>556470429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzqNkIkj3rE
Some /b/tards showed up and a few hundred sent cards and shit.
Plus, it turned out he did actually have a lot of family and friends.
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This seriously made me fucking cringe. I have been going to con's for almost a decade and I have never heard of anything like this happening. Not even first time con's. Jesus Christ these people make me sick.
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>>556464183
the cringe 2: anarchy
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>>556470702
That's great.
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>>556459461
>“We are not in any way affiliated with or endorsed by Tumblr,” reads DashCon’s Tumblr account.
>>
http://www.dashcon.org/

kek that this is still up...
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>>556469872
Thanks
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Why did they name it Dashcon?
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>>556471013
lel
>>
thumbs up for caveman eyebrow call ;)
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>>556470698
Glad to be here, oldpal.
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>>556471090
because they were gonna Dash away with the money.
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>>556470702
and only 200 of them were filled with anthrax
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>>556471090
the cons dashed with the money
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>>556470525
>>556465614
there's already enough of anon's at anime conventions. usually little shit's too.
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>>556471090
It couldn't go by fast enough?
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>>556471068
They're selling tickets for 2015...
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>>556468774
lol'd
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http://augustinesycamore.tumblr.com/post/91592502875/here-goes-i-decided-to-write-up-my-personal

info
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>>556471278
Fuck anime cons in general. Too many weeaboos from MAL/Gaia/etc.
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>>556471272
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>>556469872
Shit, put her in the ball pit.
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>>556470849
dem feels...
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>>556459461

so apparently a 12 year old was jacking off completely naked in the BDSM section as well as 40+ others where aswell

jesus christ i dont even have a reaction image for this
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>>556471481
what the fuck?
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>>556462675
And I thought bronycon was bad.
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>>556460784
Hate to ask, but any names?

Damn....
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>>556470684
hhahahahahahah my fucking sides
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>>556470196
as do I.
best part is my uni hall has all you can drink, bottles of the stuff.
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>>556471320
lol wanna bet those fuckers buy tickets..
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>>556465421

>$65 U.S. American Dollars?

Jesus fuck, no wonder nobody went.
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>>556471674
first rule of the ballpit you dont talk about the ball pit
second rule of the ballpit you dont talk about the ball pit
third rule of the ballpit you dont talk about the ball pit
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>>556471613
I do
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>>556471320
no fucking way
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>>556471320
now with TWICE as many balls as 2014...not that we're enforcing the patriarchy by stating balls in the male prerogative sense but we will have two ball pits
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>>556471090

cause they follow a fictional pony that has rainbows in its fur or hair whatever

did i mention that they are autistic........ ????????????????????????????:-(?:-(?????????????????????????:-(?:-)????:-(??<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3¤¤¤¤????†‡†‡††‡†‡‡?????????………?……?¿‡¿†¡§?£??£??£¡®…©? ©?…‰©‰©?®???\\?\?
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>>556459461

Jesus, what a deal!
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>>556471990
Does that mean an extra hour in EACH pit?

I'd like good value for my dollar.
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>>556471613
i do
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>>556471787
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY

Oh jesus, have fun with the source of that photo
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i just bought a ticket for next year

fuck you guys i'm gettin in that ball pit
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>>556472023
It should mention that the ball is "lightly stained with human urine".

This should automatically double the asking price.
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>>556471320
We should go raid it, maybe piss in the ball pit again.
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>>556472023
I felt like posting a ball pit on ebay and pricing it at $17,000.
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>>556467821
We are on the same ballpit, Anon.
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>>556471613
>mfw
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>>556472113
no only 30 minutes per pit
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>>556459461

apparently a 12 year old took off like, all of his clothes and started fapping in the BDSM section

30-40+ other people where fapping aswell

im at a loss of words i dont have a reaction image of this
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>>556465952
But anon, retards make the world fun and interesting!
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>>556471480
that's a good point. I mainly go at this point for a hotel party and to drunk buy stupid shit i would never buy elsewhere. I havent gone to a panel in like 6 years. i question why i go sometimes, and then i just do it again. I have a problem.
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>>556472238
pix or it didn't happen.
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definitely the best video from all this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKlWcxmQlqs&index=7&list=PLWkYEG_G78XBNZyZu1py-sP28WcikJ5Fh
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>>556471613
Here you go
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>>556472272
do it
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>>556472323
tumblr is more fucked up than /b/?
mfw
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>>556461424
top kek
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>>556471613
please be true
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>>556472272
but make it clear the buyer only gets the ball for an hour
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>>556465614

>4con
>All those famous /b/ celebrities such as: fuckall
>Moot can host a panel about how to look like a faggot and awkwardly move your hands for an hour
>No hygiene anywhere, neckbeards for miles
>Dead silence the entire 3 days, because nobody knows how to socialize in real life

Sounds great
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>>556470621
I watched the video a few hours ago. Just a bunch of whip/spankings/fapping noises, with the camera pointed at the floor. There wasn't any actual proof, like a quick shot of a badge to confirm, though. And it looks like the video got taken down.
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>>556472183
that drymouth sound
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>>556472435
LOL
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>>556472323

is that worse than this?
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>>556472238
We need to all do this
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>>556472183
believe me, i know.
i once showed it to ponychan for a lark. mfw they loved it and consider it part of their culture/faggottry
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>>556472183
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAAAAA
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shhhhhh, She's doing it for attention.
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>>556472684
I would attend that
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>>556472435
>exit stage left
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>>556472827
damn talk about stretching a joke
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>>556472435
hehehehehe
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>>556472323
this should teach people not to invite internet people anywhere
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>>556472624

Actually, the ballpit exploded when a morbidly obese Tumblrtard sat her sweaty cheeks on the already fragile pneumatic pit.
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>>556471613
I looked it up, yep, kids were allowed in the porn sections but cant confirm if they were naked jakcking off tho
pls be true
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>free palestine
>hebe goldstein
>goldstein
wat
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>>556466241
thank you based hebe
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>>556466241
>yfw hebe goldstein was the art director for dashcon
BRAVO HEBE
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>>556466560
the guy replied though....'costume?'
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>>556473051
heeb meaning hebrew, this is probably the most jewish name other than schlomo shekelstein
he's a /pol/ack
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>>556465614
we would troll each other the entire time
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>>556459461
Jesus. This whole everything.
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