Are you sure this is right? This doesn't seem right to me...
What are you doing OP???
This is not how you use it! Not at all!
Don't throw it at other people, OP! They are not to blame!
That's right, OP! You can wear them as fashionable accessoires!
I'm sorry OP, but it is too short to be used as a cane!
Sorry OP, but it is not sharp enoug to be used as a weopn either!
That's right OP, if you glue them to your knees you looke rather weird, don't you!
I'm sorry OP, but it's not that good as an umbrella, you have to try harder!
I'm sorry OP, but you can't use them as a jetpack!
That'sright, you can use it for a pretend swordfight with your pals! So long as all stays in good fun, of course!
Your four legged friend likes your new toy, too, OP!
Oh I am soooo sorry, OP! But it will never become a beautiful flower!
Hey that's right OP, it sure would look great on a coat hanger!
Holy crap, OP! Don't stick it in there, that's a frickin' crocodile!
That's so sad, OP! But it won't hold your cereal, since it's no bowl at all!
Prosterity more like
Turns out it's a rather mediocre spoon, doesn't it, OP?
Oh noes! Your poor dog died, OP! And even worse, looks like you can't get him back to life like this!
Silly OP, you can't use it as a hat! It won't stay on your freakishly deformed head!
Great idea, OP! If you put in into a glas of your favorite juice and place it in the freezer, you can enjoy great homemade popsicles!
Doesn't look like it would be a good bedside lamp, now does it, OP? And remember to keep the hands above the sheets, you little rascal!
You can't use it as a gun! You should have thought about that BEFORE you went bear hunting, OP!
Oh OP! What made you think you could use it as a car?
Using it as a torch? You are realy ressourceful now, aren't you, OP?
And then some people say there's nothing but cancer on /b/.....
I just went to the sex shop yesterday and saw the same model, I bought a different model of the same general shape, how'd it work? I haven't used it yet, never had my prostate massaged, anal just hurt too much with guys.
Now that's the spirit, OP! You gave it as a present to someone you like
Can't lockpick doors with it either, OP will never be a successful thief.
Oh OP! Didn't your mother tell you not to put things in your nose?
C'mon OP, you know you shouldn't have tried to grind the rails with that.
It has no rolls under it! How did you expect to use it as a skateboard, OP?
Looks like you can't use it to peel potatoes either!
Btw, OPs name is Simon, captcha said so.
And now let's enjoy the glorious series
You absolutely need to start a career as game idea developer, with all your creativity.
Oh Op, you simpleton! You can't play darts with it!
My mother wanted me to be a doctor.
OP, you shouldn't have relied on it to keep away vampires.
Oh OP! Why would you want to clean your windows with it?
Oh OP! You can't use it as heart prescription medicine!
Even if you boil it for a few hours, I'm not sure it will every make for good soup stock.
Well OP? Turns out it's not that good an Ukulele!
Well would you look at that, OP! You can, albeit shouldn't, use it to hang your shirts on!
What is the best position for using the Aneros?
Based upon our research and reports from other customers, the most effective position is a side position. Lie down on your right side (for some reason people seem to prefer right over left) and pull your left knee up towards your waist. Both legs should be bent, with the left more so. It’s a very easy and comfortable position to assume. The same position can be done while lying on the left side. However, some experimentation may be required in order to find what is most effective for you. Explore to discover what you like best. As a side note, ESO: Extending Sexual Orgasm, by Brauer & Brauer is a very good reference for information and illustrations
That's it! You did it OP! You figured it out! Pour yourself a drink.
Sorry guys, but I have to bolt it. Time to go home.
Thanks for the company!
Even Simon waves goodbye!
byebye anon, you did great
OP, it is not a shovel.
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Like this? Seems very handy, really.
OP, it doesn't really sound like good drumsticks too.