I tried using this

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And I ended up doing this

Better do this
>>555605229

before this
>>555605114

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>>555605114

It goes up your anus and stimulates your prostate to give you a hands free orgasm.

>>555606053
Dude, you suck

Why do I suck? Dude

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>>555606053
The heck OP, I don't get it.

>>555606563
That actually made me laugh out loud

thats what happens when you neglect anal 101 anon

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Are you sure this is right? This doesn't seem right to me...

Is it gay if i let a girl stick a finger up there and then tongue the rim?

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What are you doing OP???

This is not how you use it! Not at all!

>>555607983
you're getting closer

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lol OP... It's allways you and your shenanigans.

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Don't throw it at other people, OP! They are not to blame!

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That's right, OP! You can wear them as fashionable accessoires!

You have to throw it at someone after it's in your arse though

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I'm sorry OP, but it is too short to be used as a cane!

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Sorry OP, but it is not sharp enoug to be used as a weopn either!

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That's right OP, if you glue them to your knees you looke rather weird, don't you!

Keep going

>>555609720
if it's any consolation, I don't understand how it's supposed to be used either.

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I'm sorry OP, but it's not that good as an umbrella, you have to try harder!

>>555609815
I think the little ball on the left is used to stimulate the part between your balls and asshole

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>>555605745
>>555606563
>>555607424
>>555607658
>>555607983
>>555608279
>>555608594
>>555608908
>>555609191
>>555609438
>>555609720
>>555609939
>mfw

This thread hahhahha

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I'm sorry OP, but you can't use them as a jetpack!

>>555605229
well try when you aren't full of shit

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>>555610027
>my I can't stop laughing

OP try using it as a sword, give it a go

It's been a long time since I've thought that a thread should be archived

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That'sright, you can use it for a pretend swordfight with your pals! So long as all stays in good fun, of course!

I'm dead

i liek this. this is gud

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Your four legged friend likes your new toy, too, OP!

Please , someone screencap this thread

>>555610821
please don't stop

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Oh I am soooo sorry, OP! But it will never become a beautiful flower!

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>>555605745
>>555606563
>>555607424
>>555607658
>>555607983
>>555608279
>>555608594
>>555608908
>>555609191
>>555609438
>>555609720
>>555609939
>>555610237
>>555610483
>>555610821
We have some gold right here

Unexpected gold mine has been found

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Hey that's right OP, it sure would look great on a coat hanger!

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You realy like it, don't you, OP?

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>>555605745
>>555606563
>>555607424
>>555607658
>>555607983
>>555608279
>>555608594
>>555608908
>>555609191
>>555609438
>>555609720
>>555609939
>>555610237
>>555610483
>>555610821
>>555611171
>>555611429
>>555611646

I cant handle it anymore

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Holy crap, OP! Don't stick it in there, that's a frickin' crocodile!

OP, by any chance that thing could be used as a cereal bowl?

>>555612083
could be tried as a spoon

This needs to be screencapped for posterity

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That's so sad, OP! But it won't hold your cereal, since it's no bowl at all!

It could maybe be a great 2D hat...

>>555612278
Is..... is this.... is this the legendary bowlpoon?

>>555612340
Rolling for op trying to reanimate dead corpses with the unholy item

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>>555612340
>tfw no cearel bowl

OP! Can you make popsicles with it?

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>>555612293
Prosterity more like

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Turns out it's a rather mediocre spoon, doesn't it, OP?

>>555612607
could be used as a wife beater :3

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Oh noes! Your poor dog died, OP! And even worse, looks like you can't get him back to life like this!

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Silly OP, you can't use it as a hat! It won't stay on your freakishly deformed head!

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Great idea, OP! If you put in into a glas of your favorite juice and place it in the freezer, you can enjoy great homemade popsicles!

this thread is gold.
glorious bump

>>555613226
>>555613506
topkek

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Doesn't look like it would be a good bedside lamp, now does it, OP? And remember to keep the hands above the sheets, you little rascal!

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>>555612340

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You can't use it as a gun! You should have thought about that BEFORE you went bear hunting, OP!

>>555614820
Don't stop

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Not a joystick either

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>THIS FUCKING THREAD

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>>555614885
Its dangerous to go alone

>>555613759
What's the name of our hero?

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Oh OP! What made you think you could use it as a car?

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>mfw this thread

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OP, just buy a pair of glasses

>>555613226
>>555612489
You actually delivered
I love you

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Using it as a torch? You are realy ressourceful now, aren't you, OP?

>>555615521
YOU'RE NOT yzwwatTD!!

>>555615671
no... no I am not

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And then some people say there's nothing but cancer on /b/.....

>>555605114
I just went to the sex shop yesterday and saw the same model, I bought a different model of the same general shape, how'd it work? I haven't used it yet, never had my prostate massaged, anal just hurt too much with guys.

>>555615824
you stick it in your ass, and tug on one of those other bits.

thats kinda it.

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Now that's the spirit, OP! You gave it as a present to someone you like

OP would it make a good skateboard

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Can't lockpick doors with it either, OP will never be a successful thief.

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You can't change the channels with that OP

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Oh OP! Didn't your mother tell you not to put things in your nose?

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>>555616064
C'mon OP, you know you shouldn't have tried to grind the rails with that.

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It has no rolls under it! How did you expect to use it as a skateboard, OP?

>>555615824
Just a pile of shit with little flakes of gold

Captcha: very todroo

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Nice try OP, but you can't use it as a pen!

>>555616576
can't believe you didn't try this yet

>>555616576
What's his name?

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Doesn't work as a cellphone.

OP could you circumnavigate the globe with it

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>>555616648
forgot image

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Looks like you can't use it to peel potatoes either!

Btw, OPs name is Simon, captcha said so.

Thank you based drawfags

>>555616394
Dude you should be an artist

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>>555616661
or as a hands free device,

>>555609815
>>555615824
http://www.aneros.com/faqs/use-of-the-aneros/


And now let's enjoy the glorious series
>>555616824
You absolutely need to start a career as game idea developer, with all your creativity.

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Oh Op, you simpleton! You can't play darts with it!

>>555616934
My mother wanted me to be a doctor.

>>555615224
>>555614885
Kill yourself copycat faggot.

>>555615823
>implying this isn't some hardcore tumblr cancer
>implying this was still funny after the 3rd image

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Oh OP! You can't use it as a camera

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OP, you shouldn't have relied on it to keep away vampires.

how do you actually use it though

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OP, it is not a cape neither.

>>555617401
but you can use it to make silly threads on 4chan!

>>555617607
>>555617121

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How do you like your makeshift shoes, OP?

>>555617401
How autistic are you?
Copycats are not funny, please stop

Someone screencap this thread.

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OP, no! It is not food!

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Oh Op! That's not how you browse on a computer!

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Silly OP, you can't lift with that.

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Oh OP! Why would you want to clean your windows with it?

Am I witnessing some OG

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Fuckin shit this is funny

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Oh OP! You can't use it as heart prescription medicine!

The possibilities are not endless!

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Even if you boil it for a few hours, I'm not sure it will every make for good soup stock.

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OP you fool!, it is not a telescope either!

I thank you for the effort, or the lack of it.

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Well OP? Turns out it's not that good an Ukulele!

Archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/555605114
You're welcome

>>555605114

you are supposed to give yourself an enema first, moran.

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don't smoke it OP, It will probably give you cancer.

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Well would you look at that, OP! You can, albeit shouldn't, use it to hang your shirts on!

What is the best position for using the Aneros?

Based upon our research and reports from other customers, the most effective position is a side position. Lie down on your right side (for some reason people seem to prefer right over left) and pull your left knee up towards your waist. Both legs should be bent, with the left more so. It’s a very easy and comfortable position to assume. The same position can be done while lying on the left side. However, some experimentation may be required in order to find what is most effective for you. Explore to discover what you like best. As a side note, ESO: Extending Sexual Orgasm, by Brauer & Brauer is a very good reference for information and illustrations

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OP, it doesn't look like a suitable chair.

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That's it! You did it OP! You figured it out! Pour yourself a drink.

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Sorry guys, but I have to bolt it. Time to go home.

Thanks for the company!
Even Simon waves goodbye!

>>555619929
thankyou anon. You are gret. please come again )

>>555619929
goodbye yzwwatTD
Come again soon!

>>555619929
good bye you glorious winged faggot

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>>555619929
that was great, thank you!

>>555619929
thanks for the keks m8

>>555619929
may your journey be prosperous, may your posts be plentiful, blessings be upon ye.

>>555619929
our hero.

>>555619929
yzwwatTD for president

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>>555619929
byebye anon, you did great

>>555605114
OP, it is not a shovel.

>>555620473
please stop.

>>555605114
I don't know what you expected but this thing in your picture is for carrying multiple grocerie bags

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>>555620615

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>>555620615

>>555620951
its been said before, copycats are not funny. im gonna go just like everyone else in this thread

>>555619929
See ya, we'll miss you

somebody screencap this

somebody better screencap this fucking thread

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>>555621350
Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

>>555620684
Like this? Seems very handy, really.

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OP, it doesn't really sound like good drumsticks too.

>>555619929

based simon

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It is not a parachute.

>>555619929
I love you.