Murica
'murka
>>554732270
Everyone still got ten digits?
FINLAND
>>554732749
Scy, long time no see! Whats up bud?
Might as well lurk for a bit...
>>554732961
A bit sleepy. 6am here.
>>554733628
Lieutenant Deimos I order you to help keep this thread alive!
>>554733683
Looking at porn helps yah stay awake
'murica
>>554733985
Butts is here due to the tumblr raid and then getting sidetracked by the furry porn. Oops.
>>554733985
What the hell did you just say, private!?
Identify yourself immediately!
>>554734363
Yo BDOW what's up bud?
>>554732270
Happy M'urika day everyone!
>>554733985
been up from 10am yesterday
>>554734394
Both of you are out of order, stand down.
i have no idea what the tumblr raid is
more like Furrica right gaise?
dem sexy legs
>>554734394
It's Sweets nig nog. You should get namesync instead of abandoning your unit.
>>554734498
If I were you I would be knocked already.
>>554734539
Oh yeah, you and what army
>>554734903
Im an idiot.
>>554734595
No
>>554734467
Just wondering around 4chan since all of the people I play dota with are out doing something for murika day. You?
>>554735062
Where does one get these? I would have loved these as a little shit!
>>554735062
>>554735296
Just posting fur after a day of boom booms and bang bangs. Dude my neighborhood sounded like a warzone. Shit was so cash
>>554735407
Mega Bloks has been making them since Halo Wars came out, a lot of retail outlets carry them.
>>554735665
My redneck neighbors are lighting off shit that I am beginning to suspect is a weapons grade explosives, becuase it literally shakes the whole fucking house.
>>554734903
Ah, this old lieutenant has not been quite the same since the golden days of our platoon
To make things worse, I lack any new stuff to share
>>554734541
It was indistinguishable from the normal shitposting.
IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND CELEBRATE 4TH JULY THEN YOU MAY NOT DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING UNTIL 5TH JULY.
No British music: From Maiden/Zeppelin/Sabbath to Beatles.
No British movies/tv shows: This includes Doctor Who/Sherlock Holmes.
No British Actors/Comedians: No Walking Dead (Rick Grimes is British), Game of Thrones, Office/Shameless (Orignally UK shows), X-Men, Harry Potter and nothing including or starring anyone that is British.
You may not speak in English at all. You can learn Spanish for one day.
You may not be on the World Wide Web.
You may not believe or do anything from Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Stephen Hawking, Alan Turing orTMichael Faraday.
You may not watch or be apart of any British created sport. Football/Cricket/Rugby/Tennis/MMA/Ice Hockey/Darts/Snooker. For one day you will call American Football...Handegg.
You may not watch TV today.
Get your ass off those trains as well.
You do not believe in Evolution you fucking religious fucks.
Put that fucking phone down asshole.
You may not use Viagra.
Stay away from ATM's.
You may not live in towns/city's/states named after British ones. Get out of New York.
As ironic as it is, Britain created the toothbrush.
You may not live in the USA because the fact remains that the colonists were British subjects until the point of victory in 1783, at which time they became independent Americans. By that reasoning, The USA was, at its inception, a British invention.
Misc: Flasks/lawnmowers/light bulbs/chocolate bars/electric telegraph/fire extinguishers/syringes/hip replacement/jet engines/wind up radios/cement/stainless steel/electric motor/photography/hovercrafts/several medicines are all British created.
We'd all be living in the third world if not for Great Britain!.
Britain created USA. LET US BRITFAGS CELEBRATE :D.
APPRECIATE BRITAIN. NOT THE FREEDOM WE GAVE YOU.
MUCH WORSE IN THE CURRENT WORLD LIKE MUSLIMS WANTING TO KILL US ALL THAN CELEBRATING HISTORY AND TURNING ON ONE OF AMERICA'S BIGGEST ALLIES..
>>554735837
If you think that's bad, you should go to Reynosa one of these days
Basically the same thing, except they are actually used for their intended purpouse
>>554736186
>promotes freedom by taking away freedom
Murrica.
>>554735703
Mega blocks did have some kick ass stuff.
>>554735837
Hey man go big or go home.
>>554735874
Think any of my stuff is new?
>>554736186
And that's relevant because..?
>>554736186
And if you're British you can't win a fight.
>>554736186
Don't tell me what to do Britbong. I do what I want
>>554736473
They've been making CoD sets for the last year now as well, the games may be shit but them figures man...
>>554736473
Much newer than my "newest" stuff, certainly
>>554736631
You're thinking of Italians, bud.
>>554736738
To hell with those, nothing like their pyrates sets
>>554736878
He may have meant a soccer game.
>>554736738
Fucking god tier shit right there.
>>554736759
Well time for a little throwbacks.
>>554736859
Heyo there
>>554736859
Hello harpo
>>554736473
True, true. That still doesn't prevent me from shitting myself every time I hear a BOWOWOAJFLSJDFL;AJSDFL;L;SDKLFJL; when I'm sitting at my computor like a loser
>>554736186
World War II
Space
I could easily think of more but I am browsing the brokeness of tublr.
>>554736684
actual britbong here
that guys a cunt
>>554737259
>>554737227
The Brits did win the World Cup once.
>>554737379
Yeah sometimes the noises sneak up on yah. We had these guys setting of these huge as ones in an old baseball field and man it would bring a tear to an eagle's eye.
>>554737227
I'd love to, my old friend, but sadly I must be gone after such a brief staying
Take care fellas, and may the fur be with you
~Lieutenant Deimos dismissed
>>554737383
Well we are on 4chan afterall
>>554734541
What raid? I thought /b/ made that up to feel like other parts of the Internet still care about them.
>>554737750
See yah broskii.
>>554738034
It was sort of both.
Some brilliant motherfucker almost got tumblr to DDOS themselves.
>>554734541
do I detect a bulge there?
>>554737718
I was at my friends house earlier and he lit off this fucking massive roman candle that nearly killed both of us beacuse it was one of those really really sketchy ones that I don't even wanna know where it was obtained or made
>>554738498
But those are the best ones. Oh and then you shoot them at each other. Unless its one of those 4 foot long ones then fuck that shit.
We need more people bumping this bad boy
>>554739091
ok fine. ill contribmoot to this
>>554739257
I like you
>>554738912
I take it you live dangerously
>>554739570
thanks. but honestly i will.
>>554739091
ill give you 1 4 boobed cub
>>554739570
My contribution
>>554739723
Hey, I wear protection
>>554739745
Thats some weird shit man
>>554738418
>>554739257
I've seen only one pic of moot as a cat girl (didn't save it), I'm sure one of you has some
>>554739745
>pedo
This isn't where I parked my car
>>554740012
totally sfw and innocent, you sick minded bastard
>>554740012
Aw man the one Vince got a commission for. THat shit was awesome.
>>554740136
Is now
>>554740012
this?
>>554740012
>>554740378
likely story. The internet is for porn, it its on the internet, it must have been intended as porn
>>554740397
why am I not surprised that is something people would have paid for?
>>554740752
>>554740529
no, it was furrier, but that's hilarious
>>554740752
Because it was a dollar and because yolo
>>554740876
lol well i have a few of that vers but i havnt seen any others
>>554739980
Yea, your idea of protection is probably is a condom with barbed wire wrapped around it, diluted sulfuric acid drizzled over it, and a massive tear right in the center. Also you have 4 lit m-80's strapped to your balls. Sex-Sweets style.
>>554740876
>>554741050
some people are in to that (not me though)
>>554741226
>>554741231
search your feelings, you know this to be true
>>554741050
Wish I was that ballsy but I don't fuck with that barbed wire shit. Not fun getting stuck with.
>>554741231
Mr. Gore must be mighty disappointed by these threads by now.
>>554741565
>>554740752
not my thing but i have a few if youd want me to post a few
>>554741820
why not
>>554741565
Is anyone taking requests? Can we get some dominant females? Like some femdom? Or maybe just females taking charge, or a size difference in favor of the female?
>>554741604
You have no idea
>>554742297
I'll see if I can find anything
>>554742114
>>554742297
I don't think I have any
>>554742297
like this?
>>554741583
Razor wire is worse. I cut my hand open on that shit when I was a little kid.
>>554742297
ooh i like this guy. sorry previous guy seems this takes priority
>>554742534
>>554742693
Yes! more like this. Doesn't have to be male x female either. Can be any combination of sexes and genders. Herm's are okay too. Just keep it Sfur because thats on topic.
Krystal!
>>554742650
I thought they were the same thing. You're telling me they're different things
>>554742534
i don't believe he specified futa, but i hope that'll do
>>554742529
>>554742917
they're exactly what they sound like. Barbed wire has pointing things on it, razor wire has (sometimes large) blades on it. People usually use razor wire these days, as its worse to deal with
>>554736186
Those people left Britain because they didn't like it there, FUCK the king!
two birds with one pic maybe?
>>554742917
Yea razor wire is basically barbed wires pissed off black step brother that also has chainsaws for fingers
>>554743290
You gotta be one mean fucker to use razor wire
expecting "duplicate file detected"...
Requesting Krhystal femdom
>>554732270
Murrica: the land of furries.
>>554743627
like 90% of all krystal porn is really shitty and dated. Let it die dude.
>>554743684
i've noticed it's a very US thing, yes
>>554743290
>>554743559
you sometimes see it on top of fences in newer places, there was a factory down the road from an apartment I was in last year that had it. The goal is generally that people don't touch it
>>554743763
Damn dude its like you just pissed in his life blood
>>554743831
>>554743964
>pissed in his life blood
if that's Alex, then yeah he pretty much did
>>554743763
Dis nigga knows.
>>554743763
that does bring up the question of why so many people love krystal i mean clearly shes really hot most people that dont like furry porn still like krystal however the ammount of fame is massive did it start with the legend of krystal or was it before that
>>554743964
Just harsh realism. No offense meant.
Also very good on the request, thank you everyone, keep up the good posting!
>>554744169
>>554744198
hard to find weird shit of her too, its kind of frustrating
1. Murrica, fuck year
2.THE CAR LIVES!
that is all, back to the porn
>>554744312
most people like krystal because they played that dumb starfox game when they were like, 14 years old and going through puberty, so LEL VIDEOGAME BOOBS, and then they become obsessed because they are over hormonal teenagers. Same with Renamon, Rouge, a lot of pokemon stuff, Anything from looney toons, that dumb skunk from that old cartoon show. and so on and so forth.
>>554744474
oh man, its like I was just talking about this.
name pls
>>554743627
one for you sir. sadly its very poor quality im just not into her so i dont go looking
>>554744312
a tribal beauty that made a lot of young boys' weenies feel funny when they first saw her. it's nostalgia.
personally i hate her game
>>554744312
speaking of which is furry fury a dead project i forget
>>554743763
That's like telling me that ass isn't masterrace
>>554744312
I don't like the fact that renamon and krystal are so fucking popular that everybody with minor artistic talent and paint draws them, makes them a complete fucking mess, and generally fucks up the tags on e621. This repeats ad nauseum until 95% of the pictures are fucking nasty inflation/vore/poorly drawn slopholes.
>>554743627
she's jsut a whore created to get fucked. not a dom
>make a fur thread
>404s in 30 seconds
janitors are pretty active tonight, except for here.
>>554744646
>>554744762
you know ive never auctualy played star fox adventures
>>554744518
Fuck year.
Top fucking lel.
>>554744474
>>554744646
its worse than that
>>554744169
that one is the only pic I've found of a dude turning into her. tentacle pics should be hard to find (as everyone loves tentacles) but they still are
>>554744998
>>554743763
>>554744169
>>554744314
fuck you
bifur plz
>>554745056
That because it lacked the proper amount Murica
>>554744968
but anal-vore-unbirthing-herms are my thing
>>554745056
justice=served
line up for your weekly butt inspection, everyone
this date means nothing to the butt inspector
>>554745056
>>554745316
they're doing their job very well, keeping it in 1 thread
i wouldn't mind posting boys here, if that would have be the only way to post them. i love me some cawks
>>554745267
>>554745059
I got like halfway through it on a rental back when it came out, it was pretty good
>>554745078
to be fair i never had a gamecube we skiped strait from 64 to wii
and i just look and it was by rare so there goes any hope of seeing it on the nintendo eshop
>>554745316
end your disgusting life.
>>554745318
>>554745405
>>554745290
why are you getting upset with me?
>>554745454
i'll settle for Link yaoi/bi as well ;)
>>554745454
>>554745382
Only the few and the proud I guess....
>>554745393
Did somebody say butts?
>>554745059
then you probably fit into one of two categories, you like it because of all the said people who do like it, post it a lot, and you just got used to it and grew to like it over time, or you are one of those people who get off on the corruption of a childhood idol, or the corruption of innocence.
>>554745290
Are you mad because I'm right about it all being shit? or are you mad because your like 16 and probably got a huge boner from starfox and made her your "waifu"
>>554745562
>>554745585
>>554732270
fag and u know it
>>554745536
Pic related
>>554745652
1. Krystal doesn't turn me on
2. I don't have a waifu
ok last one then i lurk for a bit.
>>554745536
>>554745778
why do you post it so often then? do you just have obsessive compulsive disorder?
>>554745712
so original XD
>>554745712
Well that was uncalled for.
>>554745757
topkek
>>554745778
suuuuureeeee. Mr. crystal body pillow owner
>>554745443
Wut.
>>554745931
>>554745712
>>554746029
its also painless
>>554746154
But is it painless mentally
>>554745652
*you're
>>554745960
I can' tell if you're the ghost of gaoth trying to troll, or if you're actually this moronic.
>>554746092
Oh. Now silver anon is dicking on alex.
Why did everybody start freaking out on him all of a sudden?
>>554735703
Dude how tall are those things!? I've often wondered how cool it would be if there was a battle between Covenant and W40k Space Marines.
>>554746347
i always do, i regret nothing
>>554746347
I am just trying to have a genuine conversation.
I'm out guys, Gotta a fishing trip in the morning and all.
>>554746154
>>554746347
I'm really confused now and don't use namesync
is that or is that not Alex, because its not sounding like him
>>554746572
Way taller than 40k minis
>>554745652
1. Krystal doesn't turn me on
2. I don't have a waifu
>>554746757
I don't even know anymore
>>554746686
k, I stopped caring because this is getting confusing >>554746676
>>554746092
I don't own a Krystal body pillow
>>554745960
Because I love her.
is nobody going to make the new thread or will i have to
>>554746347
one guy says what all else are thinking, they get the bravery to speak out
>>554747082
you're in the wrong place for love, love.
>>554747206
ill meet you there if you do.
>>554746757
new thread gong up?
>>554746928
it hasn't gotten less confusing either
>>554747227
awww
>>554747082
Well, it isn't that strange to have platonic feelings for inanimate or ideological objects or concepts. There is that woman who tried to marry the Eiffel Tower, she even had marital liberties with it. If you know what I mean.
I am going to go out on a limb though, and say that you are too young to really know what love is, other than a chemical reaction based on stimulus. If you really loved Krystal, you wouldn't run her into the ground like this for everyone to hate. Like everything, It is only good in moderation. If you really loved her, you would want others to love her as well, and appreciate her as much as you do. Not poison the community and make everyone resent her.
But that is just my two cents. If it makes you happy, keep on keeping.
>>554747641
that was the coup de grace for whatever the fuck was going on
new thread
>>554747608
>>554747802
>>554747802
>>554747802
someone making a new thread?
>>554747641
>inanimate or ideological objects or concepts
krystal is real
fuck you
>>554747437
>>554747876
>>554747923
...which one?
>>554748083
go with mine i wouldent trust a saged post