threw a lego in the street call it a road block

Poison niggers at the soup kitchen, call that some pest control

put a fag on the mic call him OP

land a blow to my rooster now thats a beat cock

Farted in my wallet
Call that shit gas money

Call my homie on the toilet, call that talkin shit

Drank a niggers blood on Christmas called it nig nog

>>549795681
topkek

>>549795424
My dick gets hard on the reservation call that a resurrection.

>>549795424
Came in my gf's eye
Told her to watch the kids

Nosey little nigga, call him curious George.

>>549795762
Pedophile at a park call it a Girl Scout.

hit a nigger playing dodgeball
call it black out

Let Lil Wayne write my verse
Call that a wack rap

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>>549795424
My pipe just cracked
Call it a piece of shit

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got stoned wit' a Vulcan, call dat nigga high spock

take a picture of a spider
call it webcam

alligator in a vest
call that an investigator

>>549795629
#rekt

>>549795424

Put some sausage inside the dryer, call it meat spin

>>549796123
That was actually a good subtle one.

>>549795424
licked her asshole on a plane
call it Skyrim

bitches call me semen cause im on a boat feedin em

Sell Crack for a Living
Call it a Blowjob.

Took some smucker's to mars
Call that tha space jam

>>549796410
that's coke you idiot
>>549796350
no.

>>549796505
=(

>>549796495
>that tha

>>549795738
Doesn't get it
>>549795943
Doesn't get it
>>549796014
Doesn't get it
>>549796350
Doesn't get it

>>549795958
lul

>>549796597
good one though. Close enough. fag.

Take a picture of a dog outside on a nice day, call that hotdog.

>>549796747
girl scout

>>549796850
nope

fuk my dad call dat daddy fuck

>>549796716
>>549796905

reply seriously to a /b/ thread
call that autism

fuk my cousin call dat incest

Got my grandma on speed-dial, call it instagram.

>>549797129
/thread

>>549796716
If you see a (you) next to your name on any of these than listen up nigger
The format follows as:

[action]'ed [place] a [thing]
Call it [punchline]

In [ya hood] [stealin) iphones]
Call them [Apple Jacks]

Mother fucking rape my mom.

Call that revenge for daddy raping me.

>>549797129
>bitches call me semen cause im on a boat feedin em
Bitches call you gay cause you see men nigga whas up

Looked in my local library called it check book

strap a clock to an airplane, call it time travel

>>549797702
I see a seaman's semen seeping from my seemingly subtle lips

This thread should be a song.

Call it random.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Wa6ZBviAA

>See mnm the wrapper
>Call it white trash

Grandma pulled into the garage call her Jurassic Park

>>549797640
>than

Two cocks up my ass call it double stuffed

getting pussy in the amazon, i call it jungle love

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See her leave through the window, I guess that's why they call it Window Pain.

Got a BJ on a boat call it Pacific Rim

>>549799163

ha

Bitches call me bubbled because bitches love blowing bubbles

>>549799131
>>549798352

gold medals on my dick call it micheal phelps

Take a picture of that rock, call it an instagram
Following that Newton law, call that some super Cam

Google google
Call it confusing the chinks

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Kill some bitches
Call it being a gentleman

Call my girl wishes she'd hurry the fuck up, call that shit dial up.

Rape/choke a German whore.

Call it neingag.

put my dick in your girlfriends ass, call it rock bottom

>>549800231
there's already been another 2 shootings that shit
is old.

>>549795424
spilled lotion on my macbook, call it faptop.

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>>549796143

picking out the scabs from my asshole call it call of booty scab hunters

Got an iPhone mini call it a microphone.

a nigger always bothering me for weed, call him budapest

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>>549797192
Lol

I got head from an asian bitch call it blowfish

ejaculated all over a wall, called it load bearing

>>549797590
Best