Ask a femanon anything thread. I know stating gender is not really

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there's no such thing as a "femanon." this is a made up word you filthy cumdumpsters have started throwing around as an attempt to avoid the inevitable. you know the fucking rules, get to posting like a good cumdumpster, or GTFO. no one has any questions except "why no tits?"

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bumping

>>540744929
Anon speaks the truth

>>540744597
It depends are you fat?

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this is now a TITS OR GTFO thread

>>540744929

Was just posted on another thread.

but is very true.

Why do you think you are entitled to everything you stupid brat.

how do i 4chan?

>>540745040
lol "10 tips to stop rape"
>why stop rape?
>why not cooperating with men in the first place?

>>540744929
why do you have such aggression towards females?

From what I have read it seems /b/ is more about not stating your gender just to get attention, or treated superior as if a man should have to bow down to the vagina (flirt, treat her differently/better than anybody else). I am not asking for any differential treatment, I am not saying "hey, look at me! I have a pussy!". I am just posting this thread because I feel it may be beneficial to anons who have questions in which a female perspective may be useful. So that is why I will not show tits.

WHY DO WE GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HAVE TITS OR NOT JESUS FUCK ITS JUST A STUPID WEBSITE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT IF YOUR VAGINA IS PINK AND SLIPPERY

KILL YOURSELF CUNT

how should a guy be when you guys talk? I think I'm awesome but i think so much that I end up sounding just lame, no I don't act too try hard or give big answer.

I used to recall a time I could make any girl talk to me for hours but I don't remember how, should I constantly make her laugh?

Also, lately I've been sexting girls HARDCORE but recently 2 in a row bailed with the same excuse "something popped up" after a long ass session with them even investing more than me, I can in no way have fucked it up because I was that damn good descriptively.

Thanks in advance, OP

>>540745040
Confirmed OP is a fat thirsty femanautist faggot who is whoring for attention, fat loner bitch thinks because shes fat and nobody likes her /b/ will give ONE fuck, well your wrong fatso.

where the fuck are the tits??

>>540745371
I don't think I am entitled to anything, at least not beyond basic human rights, and what I believe that every human is and/or should be entitled to. Just female giving perspective to those who want it.

Why do you think we care what gender you are

>>540745576

Wrong. By saying "Fem" you have voided part of anonymity. If you didn't want to be anon, post on facebook.

This is the great equalizer - we are all equal.

>>540744597
but seriously.
you got Kids?
does traditional childbirth really wear out your vagina and also, if so, are the results unrepearable?
would kegel-exercises help fixing that?
you ever tried kegel exercises?
can you actively controle the muscles of your vag and have you ever tried to use that to please a partner?

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>>540745576
bullshit! If you did not want to call attention to your gender, you would not use misnomer "femanon."

If you wanted to give people advice on women, post a thread saying "i am very insightful about women, ask me shit!" but you didn't, did you? no. why? because it's not about the fucking advice. it's about men paying attention to the fact that you are a woman. If you want our attention so bad, be a good cum dumpster and show us your torn up rotten pussy so we can all fap and get on with our pathetic lives.

tits are not required fir a general discussion thread, butca pic would be nice so we know you are not a trap.

sure, why not? always wanted a female's opinion on this, but i don't have any female friends and telling a woman i'm interested in about previous relationships is weird.

so i have this ex. i'll call her M.

M and i dated for about 2 years 5 years ago. not going to go into details, but it was a bad breakup and we've both been pretty emotionally fucked up since. neither one of us have had a significant other since. we talk and fuck on and off, but it's never anything consistent. we both know we talk to other people. she knows i still love her and i know she still loves me, but she just keeps drifting away and coming back. it's fucking maddening to the point where i just want to say fuck it. she gets mad about every little thing stops talking to me, then comes back like everything is normal. when i bring it up, she just says 'you know how emotional i am.' all i can think is how crazy she is.

so what's going on and what should i do? the last time we saw each other was maybe 3-4 weeks ago and...one thing led to another after a night of drinking. we were supposed to hang out again. i called. she didn't answer. so i said fuck it. we haven't talked since. but i know she's going to call and act like we weren't supposed to go out. i'm really starting to not care. she needs to make up her mind.

>>540744597
Answer serious questions pls. If you don't get the "fem" anon thing, then you dont get simple and absolute logic. Either 1 or 0 period.

>>540746093
also, ignore the faggots. i fully believe in the 'tits or gtfo' rule but newfags don't understand why it was or when it should be applied.

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>>540744597
Anonette, whats the best approach to asking a girl out? Theres this one girl at Albertsons here and everytime I see her, I become beta as fuck.
>>Also, older sister told me to start up a convo beginning with "How much does a polar bear weigh?".

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>>540746093
i'm not even a cumdumpster and i can answer that one, bro:
bitch has commitment issues. tear it up one more time for good measure, then dump her, forget about her, and move on. She has to figure out her own issues (which will take the majority of her life) before she'll want to "settle down." and she'll be happy to let you chase after her the whole time.

cut your losses, write her off, be glad you got to fuck her while you could, quit being such a beta fag.

>>540746309
quit trying to whiteknight, she's not gonna be interested in some loser on 4chan. Tits or GTFO has always been around, and has always been applied to every situation where a female reveals her gender, even if accidentally. only when the whiteknight and moralfags moved in did it become "only in attention whore threads..."

Still waiting for those tits, OP.

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alright.

obligatory tits or gtfo aside,

before we start this little question and answer forum, I have a few requirements that must be fulfilled. I need age of whom I'm talking to. and a general location of said female would also be much appreciated.

Then we can continue.

>>540746093
You need to make up your mind. get over her.
Women are highly illogical beings that apparently are too stupid to figure out the roots of their mental / "emotional" problems.

They would never seek out a psycho therapist, if it wouldn't involve you as well (couple therapy). What they seemingly don't understand is, that their psyche influences the way they act and the way they act influences the way their environment sees them / treats 'em, because people in general and women especially DO NOT REFLECT ON THEMSELVES

>>540745605
Humor is always awesome, it's honestly one of the things I am most attracted to in a guy. It's an awesome icebreaker as well, if you can make her laugh quickly then she will immediately be more receptive to what you say because she is enjoying herself. That being said don't constantly make her laugh, funny is good, but if she sees nothing more you'll get quickly thrown into the friend-zone, so stay flirty as well. Don't be overwhelmingly flirty initially, don't want to scare her off by making her think all you want is the pussy (even if that is all you want), we want to think we're special (that it's more than just our looks), that you want more than a one night stand.

With the sexting thing, I am really sorry I can't help you with that very much, it's not something I do with strangers. Maybe they're just cunts?


>>540745642
If you read it, that is 100% satire. Yeah bring a friend along with you to make sure you don't rape people. I know men are such beasts with so little self control they need to be escorted while walking around. If you're still too dense, that was satire as well.

>>540745865
so you are saying there has never been a time in your life where you would have liked to have a female's perspective but were too embarrassed/insecure or some shit to ask one of the females you knew?

>>540746497
not op, but from a fellow man's pov.

just be yourself. of course you'll get butterflies when you see that girl you want to talk to. it's almost impossible not to. but you have to think 'the worst she can say is no.' if she insults you or something for taking up the courage to talk to her, she's a bitch and you don't want her anyway. if your not afraid to be yourself, she'll catch on to it.

>>540746756
if you were here around the time when the rule to effect, you'd know the difference between this thread and the threads that were plaguing /b/. the "i'm bored. talk to me :]" threads. those threads were the reason for 'tits or gtfo.' this girl is here to give her pov of women's advice and, believe it or not, a lot of anons here wouldn't mind having it.

>>540747249
if he did, he wouldn't come to /b/ to seek such advice.

Tits or GTFO

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>>540747495
Being myself and always expecting No is the advice my cousin gave me. Of course, his advice isnt sound, hes 22 picking up 16 year olds at the mall. Also, sorta running out of pics to use.

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>>540747495
/b/ro i was here when snack was still slamming that banhammer and we needed more desu.

Anon has never gave a single fuck about the reason for a female revealing her gender. if you try to say you are female, you are obligated to show your tits or gtfo, in all instances, no matter what the reason. you summerfags calling people newfags because you've been here 6 months is cute and all, but it doesn't mean you know /b/. Rules are rules. They are simple rules for THIS VERY REASON. where in "Tits or gtfo" does it say "*only if you are being an attention whore."

>>540745898
>I do not have any children yet, I waiting until I am married.
>From what I have heard it stretches the tissue quite a bit, although eventually given time and kegels, it will go back to some extent, much more with kegels. There is also corrective surgery if shit gets entirely out of hand to re-tighten things.
>Yes, I have done kegels, and yes I have done them during sex and generally guys seem to like it.

>>540745968
I looked at it as nobody can be as insightful about a woman as an actual woman, at least in most cases. Wouldn't showing my vagina be doing something that would gain your attention solely based on my gender? Which is the exact reason you are annoyed that I stated my gender.

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>>540748196
i disagree, i think women are biased about the insights of women, you think you understand "their complex nature" when they are actually overly simple and mostly basic. I could probably give more insight into women than you could because i have been inside of more women than you have.

>Wouldn't showing my vagina be doing something that would gain your attention solely based on my gender?

yes, but it is a VALID reason to use your gender to gain my attention. When you say "i'm a girl," as a man my first thought is, "sweet, pussy or tits incoming." then you say some bullshit like your OP and the next thought in my mind is, "why the fuck do i care if you are female for that?!"

If you are going to say you are female, you better be ready to post nudes. there is absolutely NO other legitimate reason to claim to be female on the internet. It is not some badge of honor. it is not some "proof of insight." It's a plea for attention.

>>540747821
also, having friends with you helps a lot. here's a personal story

>be me
>at the mall with friends
>walking around waiting for movie to start
>see girl working in victorias secret
>9.5/10
>instant dehydration just from thinking about talking to her
>friend notices
she does look good, anon
>fucking right
you're scared to talk to her
>i ain't no bitch
>walk in
>awkward as fuck
>wtf am i doing in victorias secret
>walk up to her
>'excuse me'
>'it's awkward as hell being in victoria's secret
but i had to talk to you'
>'saw you and i couldn't just walk by without saying anything'
>'and i would like to take you out some time'
>tfw she couldnt stop smiling
>tfw she wanted me to take her out
>tfw i walked out feeling like a champ

just go along with it. whatever comes to your head.

>>540744597
Cake or pie?

Inb4 both
Inb4 neither

>>540744597
Why the fuck are you here?

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>>540744597
ignore the faggottry, I think you're doing a good thing.
thank you anon.

>>540746042
Then I would have to give the assholes what they want! More importantly than that though, I have a boyfriend, and I really don't think he would appreciate me showing my tits or pussy to a bunch of strangers, and I respect myself and him to much to do so. I am not stupid enough to show my face either.

>>540746093
I would say she obviously isn't completely over you. She gets emotional because obviously you broke up for a reason, since you said it was bad especially so, but a part of her still wants to go back to you. You are in a way her safety net, she goes back to you because she sees you as dependable, someone who is always there. She distances herself because she wants to move on, she is basically having a tug-of-war with herself going between moving on, but when something tough happens and she gets insecure she gravitates back.
I honestly can't tell you what you should do, you didn't give specifics on your breakup so I can't say much about that. I would suggest not going back out with her unless she becomes more stable and figures out what she wants. If you're just looking for someone to fuck until you find someone else, well she isn't the most dependable fuck buddy, but better than nothing.

>>540744597
Call me a misogynist I don't care, but why do a lot of women have this smug sense of moral superiority that males don't seem to have? Women are shitty people just like the rest of us but even suggesting that pisses people off

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>>540749390
A challenger has appeared.

Don't be that guy.

>>540747249
No.

ITT: A man is pretending to be a woman.

No timestamp? No proof.

>>540746497
Enough to break the ice.
I would start by just introducing yourself to her, if you haven't already. If you know of any interests she has, take an interest in them. There is no faster way to get someone talking than to ask them about something they are interested in. For example, I'm a psych major, I can talk for hours to somebody about the subject if they seem interested in hearing about it. Ask her questions about her interests, if you both smoke the quickest way to strike up a conversation without being awkward is to ask to borrow her lighter and then to just strike up pleasant conversation after. Get to know her a bit first if you don't, see if she is even worth pursuing. After you have spoken to her a few times, if she seems receptive ask for her number, if she gives it to you she most likely wouldn't mind going out with you sometime.

>>540746812
I am 24 and live in New York.

>>540746984
It's sad to know you think I don't reflect on myself. I plan on becoming a psychologist so I think I would be ok going to see one if I had mental health concerns. I do understand that my personality/mentality influences my actions and that my actions influence others' perceptions of me. I would kind of be a shitty psychologist if I didn't understand that.

>>540747495
agree completely, if she is an absolute cunt about you asking her for her number or asking her out, as long as you are not complete strangers (that is honestly a little awkward, but nothing to be a cunt about) then she wasn't worth you dating in the first place. How a person reacts to something like that says a lot about their overall character. If you aren't being yourself than she isn't attracted to you, but the persona you put on, so for a relationship that is very important.

Thank you.

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>>540745576
>>540745812
>>540747004
>>540748196
>>540749675
>>540750709

Guys, tits or gtfo is for camwhores who show up expecting to be worshipped and sucked up to because of their pretty faces and the fact that they have ladybits under their clothing. The exposure of those bits eliminates the self-perception of superiority these attention whores have, and returning them to the same level as the rest of anonymous.

OP, on the other hand, is being really reasonable and answering questions and contributing. Just because you like to go full retard and scream tits or gtfo doesn't mean she's not giving more to the board than you are. Most importantly, she is being humble and reasonable and not a feminazi or any bullshit.

I ain't even whiteknighting, I don't really give a fuck about her. But I do give a fuck about my time on this board and she is making it smarter and more insightful, so I care about listening to what she has to say.

TL;DR Y'all niggas dumb AND ignant

>>540744597
how do i introduce myself to a girl in one of my classes that doesnt lead to a simple question and answer? I dont know her and we have no friends in common. Id like to ask her for a coffee or smthing but it would be weird out of the blue.

>>540748828
Pie, there is nothing better than warm apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Cake is usually so boring, every family party has cake; it's nothing special.

>>540749154
/b/ in general, or because I didn't GTFO? I like /b/ because you never know what you'll find, it fascinates and intrigues me, I almost never leave without finding an interesting thread. I simply love it. If you meant why I didn't GTFO, because I refuse to be chased away from my own fucking thread.

>>540751905
Why don't you just had in mind, with this coffee.
If she asks "why" she's probably dumb as fuck and do not deserve your attention.
Idk how old are you still, maybe its not natural for you to ask such a simple thing? But you should do it or regret later that you've done nothing. :p gl!

There's a girl I work with and we have some chemistry. I was going to ask her out for drinks but i totally fucked it up and just sounded like a dumbass.
we didn't even talk about getting drinks. wtf? i always fuck it up with the ones i like
anyway, I'm pretty sure it's still fixable but how would you suggest I fix this?

>>540751905
start by saying "hi I'm ___"
then say "i know this might sound weird but I'm gonna get some coffee and was wondering if you'd like to join me. and if not that's cool too."

>>540749390
you're welcome

>>540749983
I honestly don't know. I guess it has something to do with upbringing (parents teaching that their little girls are all princesses, you don't see many parents calling their sons princes all the time), mixed maybe with media representations (women are always perfect, if not at the beginning than most certainly at the end of the story and always portrayed as the victims of crime, almost never the perpetrators), with a side helping of some guys practically worshiping the pussy (i.e. tools).

I try not to view anyone as shitty in general because then I would have to admit that I'm shitty. We're all a mix of good and bad, some just fall to more extremes than others. We're all just at different points on the same spectrum. I try to always look at it as everyone thinks they are the hero of their own story, nobody really sets out to do evil. Simplest example is when Hitler started WWII it was because Germany went to shit after WWI and was getting treated like complete shit. He set out to fix things, to make his people's lives better (and for certain people he did, fixed their hyperinflated currency at least), killing millions of people was wrong, but he didn't view himself as evil.

>>540751874
Thank you for being respectful.

>>540745576
insolent wench

>>540753697
>>540754132
think i answered my own question.

here's another for you op.
What would you say is a good way to start talking through text?
I'm terrible at communicating through text it seems the girl always loses interest or misinterprets what I'm saying.

>>540744597
Who'd win in a fight, five Gandhi's vs eight mother Theressa's?

>>540751905
Well, she is in a class of yours so you must have some similar interests, knowing this makes it a hell of a lot easier to talk to someone. Introduce yourself, ask her what her major is, state your own, talk about the class (bitch or complement the professor as applies), if her major is not the same as yours ask her more about it. What got her interested in her major things of that nature, it should be relatively easy to get her to talk about herself in a simple way like that (you aren't asking anything too personal, but more personal than making small talk about the weather or some shit). Share information back with her, if she seems interested. Once you get passed that simple stuff say that she seems like a nice, interesting person and ask if she be interested in meeting up for coffee or a bite to eat later.

>>540751850
neat. one of my closest friends is from Syracuse.

I think I've been maximum friend zoned, but I keep getting signals otherwise. I live with my female best friend. We flirt back and forth like mad. She is currently dating an older rich married guy who buys her awesome stuff ( a fucking competition riding horse? what the fuck?). she has brought up the idea of us dating a few times, but she always ends the discussion that we are too close of friends to date at this point. She's told me she also knows her current relationship of 2 years is great, but will never last.. whenever she brings up the topic of us, I end up just being silent.

I'd really enjoy dating her, but I don't want to ruin a friendship. We both are successful in our jobs and love lives, but we always end up back flirting and drinking heavily together. Hell, we used to sleep in the same bed all the time just because. I've had to undress and redress her drunken sick ass on multiple occasions.

Am I too friend zoned? I've kind of voluntarily friend zoned myself, as I'd hate to risk our friendship.. That, and she's got a sugar daddy (which I support her milking until the old bastard's wallet dries up).

Should I leave it be with us as best friends? or risk dating and losing her? My dating life is by no means lacking, and I feel we might try to kill each other in the long term, but I know we've both toyed with the idea.... is it better to not ruin a good situation in this situation?

How do you approach a girl who has low self confidence, they just seem in their own world like they don't want anyone to go near them.

If you don't follow rules you are a cunt and not worth my time.
Rules broken (3,31,32)

>>540755369
if you want to be with her you should tell her

>>540755531
damn it i forgot rule 30.

>>540755531
If you don't post your dick you're a faggot and not worth my time.
I can make up rules too.

saging for no tits

cumguzzling attention whore

>>540745040
Brilliant.

Now we just need one of these for murder, stealing, and burglary and crime will go down for sure.

>>540755891
http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
I didn't know you could be that new.

>>540756107
tl;dr

>>540756179
Ask any real 4chan old fag what rules 1 and 2 are and i guarantee they all know. You fucking lazy faggot.

>>540753049
>why don't you just had in mind
kek

>>540753697
Just apologize and laugh it off, tell her you just get nervous around pretty girls. Nobody dislikes complements.

>>540754635
Just completely be yourself, reread what you write a couple of times before sending it and think about how someone else might read it not knowing your inflections, if it sounds questionable from that point don't send it or see if it can be made understandable with an emoticon. I know they are stupid, but if using sarcasm, if you post a :p face after, it makes it a lot more obvious what you mean if the person doesn't know you well. Ask her about herself a lot, most people really enjoy talking about themselves. A simple start off is a "Hi, how was your day?".

>>540755249
Riddle me this, if a girl spends more than 2 hours a day on instagram, what can I assume about them? Seriously that seems to be the first thing they are interested about nowadays

Are you a faminazi?
I just finished going through a feminazi thread and im kinda pissed
I want to either tell off one of those fucking cunts or restore my faith in females

So? Whats it going to be?

>>540757081
Shes cool bro

>>540755369
She probably thinks you aren't interested since you always keep silent, and that's why she adds the "too close of friends" annotation to the end. She doesn't want to make shit awkward by forcing you to turn her down, which she thinks you will. You could most likely date her if you just asked.
That being said, I cannot tell you what to do here, you're best friend could most likely not tell you what to do. Really ask yourself if you will have to live with a big "what if?" if you don't. Consider how you feel about her, and what you want before bringing anything to her attention, once you do you may not be able to go back from it.

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Why no gore thread?

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>>540758341
Op fuck off iv taken over.

>>540755467
approach her as if to be friends first, yet still be very lightly flirty so as not to get friend-zoned. She has most likely been hurt in the past, and has put up an emotional wall as a defense mechanism. Prove to her that you deserve to be in her life by scaling that shit. Be supportive of her interests, hobbies, and ambitions. Always treat her with respect, show her that you care in the little things that you do. Seriously though, approach her as a friend first, it will make her more comfortable if she thinks you aren't looking to jump into a relationship with her and possibly just use her for sex.

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>>540758453
sage goes in every field.

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>>540758623
missed the train. OR maybe not.

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>>540758732
perfect for assess chaps.

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>>540758797
some assembly required.

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>>540758910
yummy.

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>>540759013
crushed like a mother fucker.

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>>540759140
this should spark a response.

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>>540759294
maybe a bit younger?

>>540758546
How do I approach a smart girl like really smart, maybe like you what would be an ideal way for a guy to approach you? I mean I find the smart ones intimidating especially if I find them cute, I am a sapiosexual and that just happens to be my type.

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>>540759358
i can go even younger.

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>>540759445
but wait there is more.

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>>540759534
more kids or no?

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>>540759634
i guess so.

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>>540759737
time for a bit more blood

>>540756546
That she is 12, self-absorbed, thinks she is a photographer, and/or is too stupid for even the words involved in facebook.

>>540757081
Well, I believe women should be treated as equals. I appreciate it when a guy pays on a date, but I will never assume that he has to or that he will (or that I somehow earned it just by showing up), I am always prepared to pay for myself. I believe in politeness, I appreciate it when someone holds a door open for me, but I'm going to hold the door for the person behind me as well, regardless of gender, it's just basic courtesy to do so. So whatever you classify that as, that's me; I appreciate courtesy/politeness but don't feel it is something I am entitled to.

>>540758341
really, pictures from rotten... I haven't been on that site since I was like 14. Really doesn't phase me unless it's an animal. 3 guys one hammer completely desensitized me.

>>540759634
Wow the 2 in the backseat were holding hands knowing what was coming.

Lesbians.

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>>540759846
do you like the flavor of brain matter?
>>540759886
Didn't see the rest of the photo's yet? because i never went to a site called rotten. Oh and animal death you say?

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>>540760228
how about a few gif's
Sand niggers are animals right?

>>540760228
Those gay little quotes you put every time you shitpost make you sound like an autist virgin

>>540760376
I sometimes wonder why I spend my nights on /b/ then people like you remind me, Keep doing gods work brother

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>>540760395
>thinks i give a shit about "their opinion of me"
Oh how cute you must be new here.
>>540760534
i know for sure niggers are animals.

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>>540760642
Fucking mexican scum gets what he deserves.

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>>540760741
More sand niggers but this time its raining men.

>>540760741
I never said you did but im 99.9% sure irl youre a massive ugly faggot

>>540759403
The same way you would with any other girl, just don't be a tool. Compliment her intelligence as well as her beauty, let her know that is something you really like about her, not only is it appreciated as a complement, but it implies you want more than sex (why would you care if she was smart if you just wanted to get laid). Initially just approach her as you would any girl, a lot of my earlier advice covers it. Ask her about her major if you're in college. Treat her as if you value her opinions on things. Depending on what she is majoring in (if applicable) ask her more about the subject, more intricacies of it, if its engineering for example... "What specific field do you want to go into? Why?", "What first got you interested in engineering?" shit that makes her talk about herself, but not vapid. Give information about yourself along the way, so that you seem interesting as well. Ask her for help in something if it is applicable, it'll make her feel like you value her opinions (and therefore intelligence).

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>>540760808
Headshot.
>>540760872
Hey buddy if you don't like me then do something about it. 4 chan was founded and run by hackers. Make them proud stop me.

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>>540761048
Plain and simple old school fun.

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>>540761119
i bet it tastes good. Good thing i got my spoon.

>>540759534
awwwww, how cute. did it die? really does nothing for me, feel free to keep bumping my thread for me though.

>>540754301
ITT: A woman telling the simplest Crux's of life. I.e: Good people might mean well, doesn't mean they always DO well...

Jesus what happened... I guess yah see something new everyday.

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>>540761256

>>540745865
Ok then AMA threads where they state what they are also just as bad to you? Go be fucking retarded somewhere else and let people who actually have questions ask her.
>>540744597
Well it was a good idea if these faggots would stop being retarded "HURR DURR WEMENZ HAV TO SHOW TITS OR GTFO EVEN THO YOU'RE MAKING AN ACTUAL THREAD."
Maybe next time.

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>>540761560
ama? what is this reddit?

>>540760987
That was beautiful, you have such a way with words, and psychology what an interesting major, I can only imagine what it is like to see inside and out of peoples minds as you talk to them. Im going to be in new york in a week or so would you like to get coffee sometime?...
Jk but really thank you for helping me out this is something ive been wondering about for a while thanks again for clearing things up and please make a thread like this again some time soon youre amazing 10/10 :)

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>>540761665

>>540761617
No. Its /b/. Where there are ama threads all day. What is this your day?

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>>540761708

>>540761617
they do ama's on here all the time...

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>>540761760

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>>540761786
>>540761736
you need to be meaner this isn't getting me off.
Call me a faggot more and swear at me some.

>>540761786
Hes just trying to be le edgy cuz hes anonymoose. He thinks thats what you do on /b/. Instead of actually trying to have a good thread he'd rather spam them and very badly troll them. Just ignore him since hes obviously here for the upcoming summer.

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>>540761927

>>540761048
First off im not your buddy, guy. And its not just me, nobody likes you even irl you know its true fat ass. Thats probably why youre such a bitter childish fool...

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>>540761963

>>540761927
Not my thread, i havent even asked a question, stay all you want. Spam more gore. I've been coming here for 8 years, its not really doing much for.

>>540762083
ME. FUCK I CANT TYPE TONIGHT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>540761996
Oh yea thats the good stuff. And wow quoting south park. Much fancy

>>540761391
I was actually criticized for being too logical in the relationship before the one I am currently in. I didn't know that was a problem unless it went to the point of being frigid. Then again he also complained I didn't complement him enough, I tried but he wanted me to complement him daily (when we had been dating for over 6 months, he was wearing no new clothes, same haircut, same cologne, etc.) I didn't feel the need to tell him that the shirt I had seen him wear 5 times still looked nice this time. Either I am frigid or he was just a bitch, still not entirely sure.

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>>540762185
Not directed at me but ill take it. You only got me to a half chub though want to finish me off?

it's not gender, it's biological sex. jesus.

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>>540762298

>>540762274
You sound like the dude in the relationship lol. I wish more women would think logically like that.

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>>540762384

>>540744597
post a pic of yourself
dont give a shit if its lewd or not

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>>540762193
AmPm too much good stuff, lol nobody loves you

>>540762298
Nah im good, but if you want to keep bumping the thread with me thats fine, i'd love the help. Im ready for a 5 hour long thread.

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>>540762454

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>>540762536
>inb4 Whats a bump limit?

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>>540762610

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>>540762710

>>540762610
2 people will take a long time for that. But go ahead. Just making her thread last longer. Gj.

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>>540762754
oh only you and me are posting well then i guess op left.

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>>540762863

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>>540762934

>>540762863
I don't think so. Nobodies asked her a question so she hasnt had to answer.

>>540761506
Did that man seriously tattoo his dick and then cut it off? Really seems like a waste of money to me, why pay the money for the tattoo work just to throw it out later? I will never understand people who waste money like this.

>>540761560
I really don't mind, to a certain point it's to be expected, I just ignore it. They give my threads free bumps, so it's not all bad. People did ask questions though, they may gotten a little buried, but they're there.

>>540761651
That was sweet, you'll do great. Whoever she is, she's a lucky girl.

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>>540762970
>>540762975
yea i think thats because i took over this thread and turned it to gore.

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>>540763046

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>>540763152

>>540763046
See:>>540763045
You aren't scaring people off. This is b. Not reddit. Gore isnt going to scare people away. Maybe the lurkers and new fags, but not the majority

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>>540763192
>>540763212
Op is 20 minutes behind look at the times.

>>540762934
fake, get out of here with your pussy shit

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>>540763304

>>540763253
Its 2 mins behind.

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>>540763338

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>>540763045
posted at 524 am
>>540761560
posted at 504 am
>>540761651
posted at 505 am

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>>540763520

>>540762402
Yeah, that's why it ended. Now i'm with a guy who actually acts like a guy. Honestly, I think most guys just need to realize if they can make a girl laugh consistently they have an in. Nothing is more attractive than someone who has a great sense of humor. Intelligence is important too. I would be more than happy to date a guy who had an awesome personality over someone who was just nice to look at. A nice body is really just a plus.

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>>540744597

OP's image is so true. Girls just over-think and over-complicate things.

Men are simple creatures with simple needs and simple wants.

My ex-girlfriend would lose it if I didn't call her at least 3 times a week. Seriously? 3 times a week? I've got a schedule bitch which involves vidya and anime. 2 hours on the phone with you means I miss out on my daily dose.

So, I hadn't seen her in a month and I didn't feel like seeing, but my flight was stopping over in her city. Instead I called my mum and talked to her for 2 hours before my flight left.

My girlfriend catches wind of this and starts sending me emails. Why didn't you call? Why didn't you want to see me? Why this why that.

Listen, I want to see my mum. You can wait your turn. If you can't handle the terms of this relationship just call it off.

In the end I sent her a soppy email saying she's too good for me and I just want to be friends. Haven't heard from her since.

Women need to learn that men have a lot of things going on in their lives and that their self-important selves only fill a very small corner in that life. Give the man some space and don't impose yourself on him.

If you can't handle that find some beta faggot to lick your feet and worship you.

Don't get me wrong, she was a great girl - just not the right girl.

Pic related.

>>540763470
Oh i thought you meant behind ours. And so she had to go do something? Not like she has to worry about her thread dying with you so generously bumping it for her.

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>>540763573
>>540763578
only 15 minutes to respond to this one.

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>>540744597
I'm sorry honey.. we have rules on /b/

>>540744597

I have a question! It's probably answered but fuck reading.

Anyway, would you legitimately go out with a "nice guy", money and status and huge dick aside, I mean a genuine average joe nice guy? More importantly, would you pursue a relationship with one?
Of all my experiences with the opposite sex, they always talked about a nice guy but all their boyfriends/husbands are assholes, how is possible? Do they feel trapped? Do they like the abuse? Do they want to change their ways? My own sister who is into scrawny white guys still opted for tall dark not really handsome but very much a wife beater.

I am confused as always, thank you in advance for answering this mysterious phenomenon.

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>>540763621
i can post 2 times every minute and I'm not even OP.
>>540763725
yes and that rule is 31.

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>>540763828

>>540763578
Yeah im starting to realize that more and more lol. Im not ugly, about average i guess, but i have girls go for me all the time because im just starting to be more confident. I got called cute today at work and i feel like it was just because i made her laugh
>>540763828
My point still stands, she doesnt have to worry about it dying without you here.

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>>540763862
>>540763875
at least i have the respect to respond in a timely fashion.

>>540762274
> was actually criticized for being too logical in the relationship before the one I am currently in.

Aye While I agree it's not good to not be to fanatical about one thing in life consider this, if being logical is considered being part of you how can you be expected to be yourself if your not logical? And if not then how can that person possible want the real you?

>Then again he also complained I didn't complement him enough, I tried but he wanted me to complement him daily

That just sounds silly, IMO just a warm tender smile would go a lot longer than a fake "boost to self ego" like he was having you do.

>Either I am frigid or he was just a bitch, still not entirely sure.

Ehhhhh again this might just be my own philosophy about not getting to fanatical about one thing or another in particular but, it sounds to me like it just didn't work out between the to of you he wanted/expected one thing out of the relationship and you wanted another, doesn't mean your a frigid uncaring cunt or that he was some bitchy prissy boy who cared to much about what others think about his looks, all it means is that you were both people and that you both had your own separate wants,needs,desires,etc. and I feel that that is something not a lot of people know today when going into a relationship. It sounds like you've moved on though, good for you.

>>540763875
with you here. im just dropping the ball today

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>>540763948

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>>540763986
>>540763976
dude are you drunk? why don't you take a break i got this.

>>540763948
True, but then if they want their questions answered they'll just stay, and again they dont have to worry about the thread dying with you spamming gore that they really dont mind.

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>>540764071

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>>540764125
>>540764084
or they just leave.

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>>540764183

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>>540748797
my god what a level 99 fedora wearing neckbeard

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>>540764229

>>540764183
I usually just leave the tab open and update it every once in a while, and im sure others do the same.

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>>540764271

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>>540764326
>>540764286
if we had a decent op they wouldn't have to do that would they?

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>>540764394

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>>540764471

>>540764394
Yes, i usually have like 5 open, whether or not the op is responding fast. Which is why you reply more than me, because im also talking in other threads. Shes responding in a decent matter with decent comments, whats wrong with that? Because shes a girl? The only reason she even mentioned it is because its a thread about asking a girl something.

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>>540764560

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>>540764593
ah you forget what started this all. A complete lack of respect for the rules. Specifically rule 31. "Tits or GTFO."

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>>540764689

>>540763972
Also I'm sure you already know so it's mostly for the faggots that haven't grown up yet but:
>And if not then how can that person possible want the real you?
Is no excuse for: "OMG HE DOESN'T LIKE ME FER WHO I AM, ALL MEN ARE EVIL!!!!" he can't be expected to know how you perceive yourself/think why should you expect to know what he thinks of you?

Again you seem to have a good head on you so it's mainly for the queers who are Guna try and call me a femminazi scum for my previous post

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>>540764729

>>540764689
not like it mattered anyway, because if you're gonna go by that he should have just let the thread die. not bump it so that people actually ask her questions.

>>540763620
how long were you dating? I'm not sure I could handle a long distance relationship, kind of rough. Until you said it was long distance my only though was "why wasn't she playing video games and watching anime with you?"

>>540763787
I usually find it is the immature girls that go for the assholes because they are looking for attractive, not awesome. The guy I am dating now has average, nice body, and is broke as fuck. The guy I dated previously had a shitty body. It really doesn't matter to me beyond personality and intelligence, everything else is a very nice bonus and to be appreciated, but definitely not the most important of things. I think I already answered the relationship part. To a certain extent the assholes tend to be manipulative as well. Most of the time they may be perfectly pleasant, the good times occur more often than the bad, although in these cases the bad most definitely outweigh the good (not just guys hitting girls, nobody should fucking hit anybody they claim to love, unless it's kinky sex or playful swatting). These people who use violence also almost always make it feel like the victim's fault "well you shouldn't have made me do it", pretty much all amounting to the victim's poor decision making them deserving of the 'punishment'. They also use the tactic that nobody else would want them because they are such fuck ups, the victim should be lucky that the aggressor puts up with them at all.

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>>540764768
>>540764810
you do realize the he you are referring to is me right?

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>>540764860

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>>540764953

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>>540764991

>>540764860
You also realize he just went with your point right? Had to counter his stupid logic all the same.

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>>540765040
>>540765069
i wasn't joking about that drunk thing.

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>>540759846

Probably answered this before, but I'm too lazy to scroll through all of the gore.

How much does size matter when it comes to sex, for most women? Also, how important is getting off?

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>>540755531
>>540755717
>>540758341
>>540758453
>>540758623
>>540758732
was all me dumbass

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>>540765161
well i like this.

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>>540765308

>>540745576
>why do you have such aggression towards females?

Because dealing with them leads to agony and disaster.

I could go on, but fuck you.

>>540744929
And this is why you'll forever remain a virgin.

hi OP
would you mind showing us your breasts? a gander at your breasts would be golly good.

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>>540765369

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>>540765445
Because of the laziness of the common faggot they won't take the time to read to the actual answers because of the gore.

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>>540765571

>>540765134
My point still stands, you're just helping her either way you look at it. If yall really wanted to ruin her thread you should have just let it die. Instead yall give her time to type out long, thought out responses

>>540764751
Just past a certain point I feel it's difficult to continue complementing someone for doing nothing different. It starts to sound fake, even in my head like I'm just some politeness parrot repeating the same things until they become meaningless. I'm not obsessively logical, just if we got into an argument I would never bring up emotional aspects and name call, I might say "You're really acting like an ass right now", but never just call him an ass. When I got truly angry/upset I would get silent and walk away because I didn't want to say things that I might regret later, this some how made me too logical. I guess I just considered it part of being an adult, you don't scream at each other like small children; you walk away, clear your head, think about what you want and need to say, and then come back calmly to talk about whatever the fuck was wrong.

>>540765571
All you have to do is stay on your post and it tells you when someone responds. You're making it sound like its so much harder to stay in this thread or find anything, but its really not.

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>>540765614
you are a few posts behind take a moment and catch up. And you are missing the point. if this thread dies then no one learns about the rules.
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>>540765830
Lol rules. The only faggots that care about the rules are try hards and new fags. You don't seem like a new fag. Try harder fag. Im going to sleep.

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>i disagree, i think women are biased about the insights of women, you think you understand "their complex nature" when they are actually overly simple and mostly basic.
Keep telling yourself that. Then come back here and start a baww thread when that banging hot chick you want to fuck won't give you the time of day.

>I could probably give more insight into women than you could because i have been inside of more women than you have.
That's like a woman saying she knows more about men because she's had more cocks in her mouth than you have.

>When you say "i'm a girl," as a man my first thought is, "sweet, pussy or tits incoming." then you say some bullshit like your OP and the next thought in my mind is, "why the fuck do i care if you are female for that?!"
Because she's trying to give sorry assholes like you advice on how not to be sorry assholes. She's handing out books, and you're eating the covers.

>there is absolutely NO other legitimate reason to claim to be female on the internet.
/b/ is only part of the internet, or are you too stupid to grasp that, too?

>It is not some badge of honor. it is not some "proof of insight." It's a plea for attention.
The only pleas for attention ITT are from idiots like you petulantly begging for tits.

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>>540765931
ok fine go to sleep i have more fun people to play with.

>>540744597

Why do so many women view their bodies as some sort of temple?

I've known many women who insist that sex has to have emotional attachment and kissing and pillow talk, and that without those things they're somehow violated and their "soul" is fragmented.

I know this is disappearing but still, why?

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>>540766071
You mean yourself because everyone just ignores the fag spamming irrelevant shit and carries on with their own convos? Pretty sure i was the only one still talking to you. Have fun by yourself bumping the thread for her, while she slowly answers all the questions. You're a real nice guy.

>>540765161
Size, unless a micropenis, is really not overly important. The g-spot is only 2 inches in so not that hard to hit it, if you know how. That being said most women (I think over 70%) cannot orgasm through g-spot stimulation alone. Simply play with her clit, it's a much more guaranteed way to get her to reach her climax. Some girls won't do it themselves because they feel insecure touching themselves in front of someone else, or they think this means the sex sucks (I had a guy complain after that I touched myself and made him feel inadequate).
For getting off, how would you feel if you had sex and she told you it was over because she came, but you didn't? A little frustrated perhaps? Go down on her first, make her cum before you even begin penetration and she won't have shit to complain about, it'll also make her really wet, I consider that a win-win.

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>>540765372
yes because these people are the respectable ones right?

>>540748196
According to most all women who have pushed out a kid, sex after child birth is much better as the g-spot is aroused far more easily. Okay fem, confirm of dispel the myth ,do women have a g-spot? I've found it on women before, or so they have told me, about two inches in on the top and about the size of a grape. It's beneath the flesh, but arouse it enough and it starts to feel bumpy like a walnut, arouse it even more and the woman squirts. Confirm for all the virgins here so they can fap and feel like real men for a few minutes.

>>540766441
More than you, yes. If you don't like this thread then leave. At least they're contributing, if barely. You're just here to troll, not contribute the thread.

>>540766620
Is this a serious question? I hope you're a virgin, or you're probably terrible at sex. You can feel it with your fingers if you just feel the top of their vagina.

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>>540766697
obviously you didn't read what they said let me paraphrase for you.
Anon 1. " I'm going to disagree with everything you say"
Anon 2 "tits"
Anon 3 " you are an annoying bitch fuck you"

>>540765372
I'm sorry you know such shitty women.

>>540765956
>She's handing out books, and you're eating the covers
had a good laugh, thank you for that.

>>540766113
because if they don't they are viewed as whores. If a man fucks 20 women by the time he's 20 high fives everywhere, if a woman fucks 20 guys then she's a whore. Women don't want sex any less than guys do, they just don't want the negative stigmas attached to it. I guess that's just kind of the way it's always been, I mean look back to the 20s and if a woman had sex before marriage she was the worst possible scum. It's just taking a while for this to wear off as a stigma. I'm not trying to be a femanazi by saying that, just stating why women are that way. The biggest persecutors of "whores" aren't men but other women.

>>540765625
>Just past a certain point I feel it's difficult to continue complementing someone for doing nothing different. It starts to sound fake

Oh I completely agree, I have no idea wtf he was smoking but if someone complimented me every day when I did or tried nothing to warrant it, to me that person would sound like a sarcastic asshole. Hence why I said just a warm smile or some gesture thats natural and conveys that they care even if its not every day or every week. I just don't understand, it almost sounds like he had some self-image management issues, though I guess the saying "Different strokes for Different folks" would best apply here

So since you do claim to be a woman and it would be nice to get a woman's opinion on this I'm going to ask a question that most men ask themselves at some point in there life which is:

I like doing the things I like, how can I find a good woman that likes the things she likes doing and that respects the shit I like and vice versa yet still go down the same path together? If you can answer that you'll win yourself the virgin lottery.

>>540766906
At least the left. You're still here. Doing the same thing they did, but worse. Although i guess i cant say you didnt contribute since you kept the thread bumped for her like the nice guy you are.

>>540766927

>The biggest persecutors of "whores" aren't men but other women.

I agree but if every woman wants to enjoy sex then why don't they just drop the stigma crap? It'd be better for everyone.

>>540754301
German here. Can't stand the post.
>Germany went to shit after WWI
Generally, the years from 1920 to 1929 are regarded as golden years of the republic. Although there were some troubles(the french in nordrhein-westphalia - which, by the way, where the reason of the inflation - or simply the bürgerbrau putsch).
>He set out to fix things
Nope. He didn't do it really. As example, he "fixed" the job market by banning street machines, which isn't a real solution.
>fixed their hyperinflated currency
This happen WAY before hitler.
>but he didn't view himself as evil.
Had to read his testament for school. You should do it too.

>>540766620
Yes, women have g-spots, and yes those are the results if the guy is talented and patient. I didn't point out the woman side of after giving birth, I figured he was just asking if it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

>>540767249
Lol patient. If you do it right its easy to make most women orgasm with just fingers alone on their g spot, every girl is different and likes different things, but if you do it right its not hard at all. And to answer the birth question, just an observation, every girl i've been with came way more and harder if they had a kid. Dont know if it was just them, or related just something i noticed

>>540766861
Some fems have told me that no bros have ever hit their button before, but with some practice and a little patience I found their spots.

>>540767249
No, for the fems I've been with who've had kids, their vag's seem perfectly normal. Besides, just ask science and it'll tell you that it does re;ax back to its regular state. And 'hot dog down a hallway', old whoopie goldberg joke.

>>540767549
You act like its hard to stick your fingers in pointing up, curl them up against the top, and move them. Thats all it really takes. I've never had a girl not cum from that. Same thing with eating a girl out, its not hard but people make it seem difficult

>>540766991
That's what a good relationship is, if you can't respect the shit someone else likes, than you are a terrible partner for that person, and vice versa. To go down the same path together it's more about making the effort to do so, than just blindly following what your partner does, or expecting them to blindly follow you. There will be forks to take, and you may want to go different directions, but you discuss which path and decide together which one you should take. You make the effort to hold hands and walk the path together, to try to take an interest in what the other likes, and if you can't get yourself enthused over gardening, then at the bare minimum you support their enjoyment for it, be proud when they landscape the front yard, maybe not fascinated in the work and the process of selecting the plants, but in the final result, the beauty that your partner created. They should do the same for you. Together you will walk down that long path, hand in hand, even carrying each other at times, with the same goal at the finish; content with the knowledge that without the other this path may have been impossible to navigate, scarier, and infinitely more lonely.

>>540767549
Also, if a girl told you that, its because most guys fucking suck at sex. I dont know how many girls are surprised that i know how to do what i do. Its not hard, im just not selfish and actually listen to them

>>540767167
I agree, but not every woman does, some were raised that doing this sex thing is bad, and therefore people who do it are bad. Until there are no conservatives left, there will always be people who persecute sex-havers.

>>540747004
>we want to think we're special

god dammit OP why can't you be a respectable femanon.