Hey /b/, so me and my gf just broke up.
When I was turning on my computer I realised she was still logged onto her facebook from when she was here last.
I read through some of her messages and it turns out she's been fucking two different dudes behind my back, one of whom is engaged.
Should I just log out and move on with my life or should I fuck up everyone so we're all miserable?
what do /b/?
Tell the lady about her cheating partner, get talking, new gf?
Tell the engaged guys girl. If a guy feels the need to act out before marriage then he's sure as hell going to do it afterwards. The acting out bullshit is from back in the day of arranged marriages and all that shit when a guy was coerced into engagement rather than choosing to. No fucking justification for it these days - if you still feel the need to fuck around then don't get married.
I'm with everyone on this one OP. Tell the woman who is engaged to that fuckwit of a guy. He was dicking your gf behind your back and the reality is you were probably tasting his semen everytime you were licking her cunt. Don't log off her FB. Do the right thing and timestamp the who ordeal for her viewing pleasure.
why did you use 2 different reds?
everyone gets cheated on, op. its how respond that will determine whether or not you have a good story to tell over beers in ten years. moving on is boring. one day, you'll forget about any importance she once had. What you won't forget is how goddamn funny it was to watch shit blow up all around you once you light the fuse.
I say go for it.
Sorry about your ex OP, but you are a cool dude. If I wasn't in a relationship and was a girl I'd let you put it in my pooper.
tell him hes a cunt for me.
really? you pips are bunch of candyazz pansies, but anyway womanly brit insults aside good work you did the right thing. you made things right at the end of your relationship thats good karma to go out on.
if this is real everyone in this thread loves you, if its not i dont know what you got out of this
im from america over here i just stayed up overnight, im guessing all you chodes are from australia cause its 6:30 am? do you aussies always have threads this awesome?
A friend of mine married a mexican fucker, who needed the visa to stay in the country (Germany). She got suspicious and installed a keylogger, saw the evidence, and then took over his account. With these evidences got divorced without problems.
But still, you weren't married, right ? Still, hijack her account :) And probably expose her to her fb frriends.
You should call them the most offensive words, change her profile pic to a picture of a dick and fuck up her information completely!
Use ur fucking imagination, OP
what a fucking whore
Did you love her, OP? If the relationship didn't mean much to you besides sex, I would say just leave it be.
But if you actually have feelings for her and she trampled on them like that, fuck her goddamn life up, this fucking whore deserves it.
Collect all the proof, send it to EVERYONE, the guys she is boning, the GF of the engaged dude, also to all of her friends so everyone treats her like the fucking whore she is
Okay so, the girl who got cheated on just replied.
On an unrelated note, I've just got about 3 missed calls from my ex. God this feels good
american here. most americans are whiny pussies. also, patriotism is stupid. the country isn't the best just because your dumb ass lives in it.
>don't get it twisted
you're such a fag for saying that. you realize no one hear will think your cool simply because your vocabulary has the newest words and phrases in it, right?
take screen caps of the evidence and at the very least, show them to the girl whos going to get married. even better, show it to everyone. but mostly show the fiance. thats bullshit man.
Good job OP, you're a hero to us all and that whore of a girlfriend got what she deserved.
Good job op. This is why facebook exists.
Murrica haters get your own thread. This one is about a stupid whore getting owned in facebook.
Lol, just talked to me ex. This was fantastic. My memory is a little hazy since I'm seeing red, but let me try to transcript it.
GF: what the fuck are you doing? we just broke up over nothing and you're telling people lies about [insert assholes name] to his gf?
me: First off it wasn't over nothing, it's over you being a fucking whore. and they're not lies, I sent her those messages I found
gf: you're a fucking asshole, i'm going to call the cops on you for ruining my privacy
me: call the fucking army if you want, you're not getting out of this
gf: yeah well you just ruined [assholes fiance's name] entire life. nice going
me: if you cared that much about her you wouldn't have been fucking her fiance, so don't guilt trip this shit on me
gf: you're a dickhead
That was the end of the convo /b/ros. Fucking chicks man. I've got a cigar that I've been saving for my birthday, I'm going to crack it now to celebrate the death of whores
a simple mistake. as i said, all nighter and very tired. i'm aware of proper usage of all words. by the way, you left out a word. not so perfect yourself, eh?
also, don't get it twisted.
thanks dude, but it's not so much class just trying to be decent.
Her dad is a legend, we went fishing on boxing day and he taught me so much cool nature shit and her mum is really nice, it's not their fault their daughter is a whore
look at you taking the call and being straightforward. then look at her trying to dodge and weave like a whore who doesnt want to admit shes a whore would try to do. you are a good man OP. so now wat to do next?
Guys there's been a lot of hate for facebook since the Oculus Rift fiasco, but let's remember, without facebook we wouldn't have moment's like this.
Thank you based Zarkerberg for ruining my ex's life
You are a gentleman of the highest class good sir. By royal request from her majesty I have been asked to inaugurate you into the great British Empire as, Sir Gentlemanly deClass. This is a great honor and now you can find a nice girl who doesn't swing her legs open like the red sea for moses.
Make sure you post her rage induced reaction on her Facebook trying to throw mud on your name and make you look like the bad one. Then post the evidence to your wall and tag her in it.
> Even enraged, Anon keeps his composure.
> "Call the fucking army if you want, you're not getting out of this."
What a fuckin' G.
You're doing good, OP, you're doing very good
Post pick of finance's body (you can edit out the face if you truly must)
If she's hot, you should set up a meet.
"So, do you wanna grab a coffee and have a debrief session?"
>Check out the ID
FBI ... PIPI
Hope OP doesn't get stalked and killed by this angry fellow.
Hey OP, stopping in to congratulate you on being a boss, express my sympathy for the loss of that chick, and hopes for tight, sopping wet pussy to literally rain down in your dick.
Godspeed based anon.
I haven't seen an OP deliver this much in a coon's age.
3/4 the dickhead saga
probably gonna get killed, but idgaf at this point, this dude's life is ruined
He's right, where do you see a date... This can be from whatever day at 8pm OP you need to leave a date or something
Well done OP!
I found messages from my ex to another dude, we split up and she swears she never cheated on me and I was still a huge faggot about it being upset and feeling betrayed and shit..
Yours cheated on you and you still conducted yourself like a gent.. Your dick must be huge, ya ledge
Come on OP. Be this guy.
"Do you want to try something that'll make him really angry?" or something stupid like that. She's probably pissed off enough that she'll go for it.
fucking smash that cigar for me OP
Hey faggot I'm the one who was fucking your girl. My buddy saw this shit and I didn't even believe it when I saw it but I know it has to be you. Think you're fucking funny putting this shit on the internet? Think you can just fucking air people out like that? Well I'll tell you, you got what's coming to you. You just fucked my life up so I'm gonna fuck yours up. Hope you got a gun kid.
4/4 the dickhead saga
CALLING ALL AUSBROS. If shit goes down can my /b/ros back me up? who here knows karate?
>I play footy
>all my mates
Top fucking lel
Well done bud, another Aussie here watching.
You did the right thing man, I had a girl cheat on me then make a bunch of shit up about me being the asshole/cause. Got a usb stick full of home made porn of her just waiting for her or one of her family to try and fuck with me (she knows it too) if they do they're all going on the fucking internet.
i want to believe but i can't yet
Im loving this shit OP keep wrecking these fags
/b/ros who are reading this all around the world, let us savour this moment. Grab a beer, grab a glass of whiskey, grab a juicebox if you're driving, but let's all celebrate. To you my /b/ros, today a slut got what she deserved, I probably wouldn't have worked up the courage to tell the fiance without you guys.
...said the idiot who scrolled down to the bottom and ignored all the screen caps.
Dude I couldnt be any happier to have had the privledge of knowing you OP I hope this guy doesn't really jump yo. If I lived anywheee near you I'd bring my friends and back you up. We would have an outsiders style rumble with dick head and his football buddies. Good luck though I hope if they try to hit you the mass of your balls creates a singularity and they r kill
What the fuck is google broken?
To smash a glass across someone's face causing lacerations and pain
If you're armed ausfag /b/ro, just pop the whole footy team as they roll up your driveway. You've got more than enough evidence if you've saved it well. I'd litteraly blow my load if you cleaned up the whore on Facebook, AND took out those bogans all in one night...
To you, you magnificient bastard
>Pic related, her blood spalshing
Literally an embarrassment to all Americans, just chill out
If you say so. Shit's just gay as fuck is all.
>topwards on this cunts melon
>then me and my mates are gonna boot party
>cut his willy off
Is that considered swearing there? That's...odd...
In America only toddlers say things like "willy" and "weiner".
yea man, I live in Poland so it's pretty fucked up here but that flinging police threats everywhere makes me lol, can't this dickheads deal with their own lives anymore just want to hide behind someone? Anyways you made great decision I hope you'll be well.
OP, you are a god among men. Respect to you
/b/ro, i'm in Aus and what I just saw is of the upmost respect. Are you in NSW? If so, you give me a buzz and hit me up on email@example.com and me and my 'crew' will be there for you. I've felt your pain man, and I would love to let this cock feel whats coming to him (pun not intended).
>things are different in different places?
>hurr durr dat's gay
Get your shit together or stop posting anon, you make us all look like cunts with this massive faggotry
Nswfag offering moral support from afar
Also this fag is kidding yourself, unless he's actually serious with footy and played in Toyota cup or something he's a fucking soft cunt talking himself up
op was not a faggot today, capping for future newfags
In some thread with a dude that starts every sentence with "I'm American"
In the late 70s we used to call it a "Nigger Knife."
Op you are a glorious heterosexual. I salute you sir.
Okay here we go:
Footy = AFL
Rugby League = League and/or Football depending on where you are in the country
Rugby Union = Rugby
Soccer = Soccer/Football depending on where you are and how much you actually follow it. Nowdays football is called football by aussie fans.
Seeing as there's so many Ausbros here I thought I'd ask about your thoughts on Aussie music. SA has a decent music scene coming up now, how are things in Australia. Also do people like Hermitude? I downloaded their album and haven't given it a listen yet
Then send the screen caps to the woman who's engaged and the gf (if applicable) of the other guy.
Hell, you could even send certain caps to each guy showing she's fucking someone else behind his back. Chances are they're going to be jealous enough that they won't want to share their fuck toy.
I know I wouldn't, even if I knew she was cheating on someone to fuck me.
Op you are the coolest /b/ro. if need an Aussie for backup i got your back
google it you stupid fuck
>still posting in fake thread
>"I play footy a all of my mates are going to fuck you up"
Just walked in from bustin my ass for 12 hours at the factory. My back is killing me, been arguing with my girl for days, work sucks, and I got a ton of shit to do on my days off. You just made my day /b/ro. I knew there was a reason I still lurk here.
Toking it up big time for this ballsy motherfucker right here! Cheers my friend, savor the moment and may you never have to deal with a heating bitch again /b/ro!
I came into this entirely too late. But I'm proud of you OP. Sorry you had to find out your ex was a cunt. I ran into mine Friday and last night she blamed her miscarriage and the relationship failing entirely on me.
Cunts are cunts. There are always more women to meet.
Thought I'd just give her a heads up, threw in a little 4chan just to see if she lurks and could possibly see this thread
This chick is actually pretty cool. May have to bone her when all this settles
OP you need to have sex with that dude's fiance and take a picture of your cum on her grinning face and send it to him.
From one /b/ro to another....FUCKING RIGHT OP!!! You're God!!! You have taught me so much, please let me follow you under your wing great one.
Even if that's the case. This thread is still better than 99% of the shit that's been spewing out onto /b/ lately. That being said, if this were fake it would make the OP more of a role model of how to troll people.
kk, /b/ros, I'm gonna send him a message and let you know if he responds. If I end up getting my shit pushed in by a bunch of angry assholes I'm gonna be russled though
/b/: internet superheroes.
>inb4 OP gets with this bitch and lives happily ever after
You'll have a better chance if you get in while her emotions are still worked up.
Angry sex and "I just met you" sex are some of the best fucks I've ever had. You're both pretty angry and you've just met so that's like finding a fucking unicorn made of pure gold being ridden by a leprechaun while firing off rainbows from his magical rainbow cannon of fucking rainbows.
Do it, bro. Just play it cool and you'll slide in there before the weekend is over.
OP. Proud of you dude. Been following this thread since this morning. Out shopping so haven't had the chance to input much. Any chance you could post some contact info of this fucktard of a "footy" guy. I'm a /fit/ representative. This fucked sees we've got your back he'll soon back off.
wait, so youre going to tell one of the guys she was cheating on you with that she was also cheating on him with another guy who was incidentally cheating on his future wife. so he fucked a double whore?
"I play footy and all my mates are gonna fuck u up"
What a fkn looser. This guy wont do shit and he sounds like a dumbass.
Good job mate, a lot of respect has been earned to you from all around the globe. You did good tonight OP
>You're both pretty angry and you've just met so that's like finding a fucking unicorn made of pure gold being ridden by a leprechaun while firing off rainbows from his magical rainbow cannon of fucking rainbows.
Speaking from personal experience here. My stepbrother's fiance had been with him for 6 years. She found out he'd been fucking some slut from the beach (This was in Florida) and came onto me hard at a party one night. Ended up fucking the shit out of her for months. Still one of the top 3 lays I've had in my 29 years and she was an amazing person in general who'd been mistreated and taken for granted.
He just has to play it cool or he'll come off as a blatantly obvious vulture.
OP, what you have done here today is something truly wonderful, god speed bro, god speed.
If I wasn't such a scrawny manlet I'd back you up, but it's pretty much a given he won't do shit.
dis nigga right here doe.
the angry bf is messaging me again guys, at this point I don't give a shit. reply me something funny to say and I'll say it to him
Tell him you have fought against the Taliban in hand to hand combat but you lost yours hands so you had to use your elbows. Tell him hes a wanker and you don't take shit from sandniggers like him.
>id have too buzz you in
Glad you approve!
Disregard the file name. Pic is actually in your favor on this OP. Also, this Labatt's for you sir. It's 8am but fuck it. It's Sunday and I had a shit night due to my ex, so I'm celebrating right there with you and the rest of the /b/ros.
Something about the image of this guy standing at the entrance to an apartment complex, rattling on the gate & screaming like a lunatic while the police silently arrive and chuck him in the van just warms my heart to the core.
Good job OP.
Well don't worry too much dude she was fucking another guy besides you anyway so don't feel like you lost too much from her I just wanted to make sure you lost as much as you could. I'm on my phone use punctuation as necessary OP.
and thank you for contributing to the lulz, anon. also: >>539768410
Also, this turned my day around. Thanks OP.
That fucking reaction! Oh God my sides! My neighbors must think I'm insane because I know they can hear me dying of laughter through these paper-thin walls.
There's plenty porn around if you're so fucking desperate to get your dick touched.
Toasting in epic bread.
Many congratulations OP, this situation was handled with class and the mind of an alpha. It has also been my favourite /b/ thread in many months.
As for the angry BF, try and get him to violate the law in as many ways as possible and save/screencap the evidence, this will ensure you do not get screwed by him in the future
Yeah same. I own a replica Colt Gold Cup 80 if that helps.
Pic related: what it looks like.
He gonna be mad.
Seriously though, I figure there's absolutly no way this guy can dislike me more, I've got about 10 kilos of muscle on him, so please, keep sending in your requests
Oooooohhhhh! That's a damn good point! I wonder if HE knows about the OTHER dude?! Maybe just respond with screen shots of their convo's? Fuck's up the chances of douchebag and the cunt of hooking up now as a bonus!
You've killed fitty men