Hey /b/, so me and my gf just broke up. When I was turning on

tell the woman of the guy who is engaged, that he is cheating on her
thats the most noble thing you can do

and that is why I never check the "stay logged in" button

ruin lives, anon. fuck it. fuck bitches, get money (and revenge)

Tell the fiancee of the guy she fucked about it, he doesn't deserve this

ruin shit op, ruin shit...

>>539755773

Screencap that shit so that your ex and the guy can't wriggle out of it. Otherwise you'll look like the bitter loser who's clutching at straws.

Also, post results.

>>539755880

she* doesn't

But yeah, she deserves to know that her fiancee isn't being faithful, and that they shouldn't marry.

Screenshot everything, for future reference

>>539755773
>>539755880

You reckon I should?
He could just be acting out before they tie the knot, I don't want to ruin her life.

But then again, it probably is the right thing to do

>>539755660
Tell the guys about each other. Tell the fiance about your xgf. Change jer oassword, fuck with her shit for months

>>539755660
ruin that bitch

ruin lives in the name of Cthulhu

>>539756128

It is the right thing to do, don't let her love someone who lies and cheats on her

>>539755660

Crush her.

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>>539755660
Tell the lady about her cheating partner, get talking, new gf?

Tell the engaged guys girl. If a guy feels the need to act out before marriage then he's sure as hell going to do it afterwards. The acting out bullshit is from back in the day of arranged marriages and all that shit when a guy was coerced into engagement rather than choosing to. No fucking justification for it these days - if you still feel the need to fuck around then don't get married.

DON'T LOG OUT

>>539756128
You must. She needs to know. he'll just end up cheating on her again

>>539755660

Nothing will make her as disgusting and wretched as being a known home-wrecker. Fucking tell the GF because she needs somebody who is honest.

Okay, just sent a fb message to the guys fiance.

My heart is pounding /b/, back me up here

I'm with everyone on this one OP. Tell the woman who is engaged to that fuckwit of a guy. He was dicking your gf behind your back and the reality is you were probably tasting his semen everytime you were licking her cunt. Don't log off her FB. Do the right thing and timestamp the who ordeal for her viewing pleasure.

>>539757

Pics, nerd

>>539757169

post message? Unless you sent something fucked up, you did the right thing.

>>539757169
take screenshots, all of them
as many as you can.
Back up the screenshots onto drive.google.com , incase your laptop dies.

>>539757169
take photo with camera & timestamp as well

Just talking to her now, she's kinda pissed.

I'm shotting the convo and I'm just going to blur the names and shit then post

OP is FBI you dummies!

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1/3

Fuck off.

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2/3

>>539758970
good work op.
good, work.

fuck everyone else up, lying is bad

approve.

bump 4 epix

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3/3

a good days work /b/

>>539755660
just caps it and forward to partners

>>539759352
Good job OP.

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>>539759352

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!

>>539759352
Good job op.

Post the censored convo too, just censor their names. Now I'm curious.

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>>539759352
do this!
>>539759572

>>539759352

love the sign off.

good job.

>>539759572
do you guys want to see that?


k, give me a sec to blur all the shit

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>>539759352
OP is a pretty swell guy.

>>539759352
Beautiful OP. What an absolute whore. I would also forward to parents and siblings as well.

>>539759352
>tell him he's a cunt for me
lel.

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>>539759352
>>539759130
>>539758970
why did you use 2 different reds?

OP delivered without 10,000 replies?

Today, you are not a faggot. Sorry about your gf. I got divorced in October for the same reason.

>>539755660
take screen caps. spread to everyone. literally everyone. cheating is a stain that doesn't come off a woman reputation easily

>>539755660
everyone gets cheated on, op. its how respond that will determine whether or not you have a good story to tell over beers in ten years. moving on is boring. one day, you'll forget about any importance she once had. What you won't forget is how goddamn funny it was to watch shit blow up all around you once you light the fuse.

I say go for it.

>>539759689
Holy shit OP. You did the right thing. This takes balls and obviously have them. Stay strong

>>539759756
good god OP thank you for delivering

Not only did you do the right thing but this is also entertaining as fuck. double whammy

>>539759352
be proud of yourself. you've done good, son. you've done good.

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Lying bitch part 1

>>539759806
Sorry to hear man, it sucks but that's their problem, not ours. Fuck the hood rats, there's decent people out there. Stay strong bro

bump, legit thread

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Sorry about your ex OP, but you are a cool dude. If I wasn't in a relationship and was a girl I'd let you put it in my pooper.

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Lying bitch part 2

>>539759352
op. your next step is to attempt to bang the girl you just turned over the evidence to.

tell him hes a cunt for me.

really? you pips are bunch of candyazz pansies, but anyway womanly brit insults aside good work you did the right thing. you made things right at the end of your relationship thats good karma to go out on.

>>539759352

Good job OP, you did the right thing

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>>539760164
if this is real everyone in this thread loves you, if its not i dont know what you got out of this

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Today OP was not a faggot

>>539760029
>>539760320
>>539759975

Thanks bros, today justice was served and bitches got what they needed. I'm just happy it's over

Let us know what happens with the fiance

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im from america over here i just stayed up overnight, im guessing all you chodes are from australia cause its 6:30 am? do you aussies always have threads this awesome?

>>539760616

Yes. Threads are good without overly sensitive americans

>>539760616
europe motherfucker. We speak english too.

>>539760616
I just woke up, 6:30 EST here.

>>539760616
fellow east coast american reporting in. also pulled an all nighter. (lotr marathon kicked it off, then dl'ed both hobbits.)
>this is my life now that i have kids

>>539760616
Yeah dude, Ausfag here.

Glad you could watch.

>>539755660
actually, you need to change her registered email, security questions, password etc. take her account. you may need it later to prove you're not making shit up

>>539760706

umm, 99.9% of the bashing is about america on here, including wat you just posted. whos overly sensitive again??

>>539756128
>>539756342
>>539756908
So much whitefaggotry today... but I agree. I'd like to know that my fiancee is cheating whore before I married her.

>>539760820
Hells yeah son! What state? We'll party.

>>539760895
still americans, it seems.

>>539760851
This.
A friend of mine married a mexican fucker, who needed the visa to stay in the country (Germany). She got suspicious and installed a keylogger, saw the evidence, and then took over his account. With these evidences got divorced without problems.
But still, you weren't married, right ? Still, hijack her account :) And probably expose her to her fb frriends.

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>>539755660
You should call them the most offensive words, change her profile pic to a picture of a dick and fuck up her information completely!
Use ur fucking imagination, OP

>>539760738
that life sounds pretty sweet, except for the kids part. I don't think I'll ever want kids myself, just more video juegos

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>>539755660
what a fucking whore
Did you love her, OP? If the relationship didn't mean much to you besides sex, I would say just leave it be.
But if you actually have feelings for her and she trampled on them like that, fuck her goddamn life up, this fucking whore deserves it.
Collect all the proof, send it to EVERYONE, the guys she is boning, the GF of the engaged dude, also to all of her friends so everyone treats her like the fucking whore she is

op, you're cool. remember that

>>539760820
almost tempted to buy a flight to auz to buy OP a beer, great work

>>539755660
Burn everything

>>539761081

nope dont get it twisted. you are pointlessly bashing on the states. grow up stop playing the america card for all your problems.

>>539761404
404 lel

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Okay so, the girl who got cheated on just replied.

On an unrelated note, I've just got about 3 missed calls from my ex. God this feels good

>>539761538
american here. most americans are whiny pussies. also, patriotism is stupid. the country isn't the best just because your dumb ass lives in it.

>don't get it twisted
you're such a fag for saying that. you realize no one hear will think your cool simply because your vocabulary has the newest words and phrases in it, right?

>>539760980
QLD bro, grab some VB and let's make it a party. Where are you at?

>>539761594
answer, post vocaroo! or at least transcript

>>539761594
Please keep updating. You need to talk to this chick some more if possible.

Where ya from? Brisbane here.
Also, what's the first name of your gf (ex)?

take screen caps of the evidence and at the very least, show them to the girl whos going to get married. even better, show it to everyone. but mostly show the fiance. thats bullshit man.

>>539761757
this. this. this.

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>>539759352
Good job OP, you're a hero to us all and that whore of a girlfriend got what she deserved.

>>539761404
ALSO: Post all screenshots you have on facebook - WITH HER OWN ACCOUNT
do it fgt

>>539761842
op already delivered screens of fiance convo

>>539759756

Just blur out the names, retard

>>539761594
>don't send them to her parents
Why would you assume some shit like that?

>>539761683

what the hell are babbling about?? you write 'no one hear' and bitch about what someone else writes? your level is high on the scale.

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Good job op. This is why facebook exists.
Murrica haters get your own thread. This one is about a stupid whore getting owned in facebook.

>>539761904

yes. stellar idea

>>539761594
>Gets cheated on by whore
>Still has respect enough for her parents

Class man. Class.

Lol, just talked to me ex. This was fantastic. My memory is a little hazy since I'm seeing red, but let me try to transcript it.

GF: what the fuck are you doing? we just broke up over nothing and you're telling people lies about [insert assholes name] to his gf?

me: First off it wasn't over nothing, it's over you being a fucking whore. and they're not lies, I sent her those messages I found

gf: you're a fucking asshole, i'm going to call the cops on you for ruining my privacy

me: call the fucking army if you want, you're not getting out of this

gf: yeah well you just ruined [assholes fiance's name] entire life. nice going

me: if you cared that much about her you wouldn't have been fucking her fiance, so don't guilt trip this shit on me

gf: you're a dickhead

That was the end of the convo /b/ros. Fucking chicks man. I've got a cigar that I've been saving for my birthday, I'm going to crack it now to celebrate the death of whores

>>539755660

make it public.
perhaps another whore or two will see it and will think twice before cheating on someone

for the greater good, OP

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>>539761904

This OP, do it

>>539762096
a simple mistake. as i said, all nighter and very tired. i'm aware of proper usage of all words. by the way, you left out a word. not so perfect yourself, eh?

also, don't get it twisted.

>>539762230
thats just twisted

>>539755660
https://this.spooks.me/

>>539761904
Motherfucking justice right there.
Well played though OP you did the right thing for you and the (ex) bride to be, Good man.

>>539762264
thanks dude, but it's not so much class just trying to be decent.

Her dad is a legend, we went fishing on boxing day and he taught me so much cool nature shit and her mum is really nice, it's not their fault their daughter is a whore

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OP IS A FUCKING SOCIAL HERO

>>539762281
I like you

post nudes of her

OP is - Man of the people Man!

>>539762281
look at you taking the call and being straightforward. then look at her trying to dodge and weave like a whore who doesnt want to admit shes a whore would try to do. you are a good man OP. so now wat to do next?

Guys there's been a lot of hate for facebook since the Oculus Rift fiasco, but let's remember, without facebook we wouldn't have moment's like this.

Thank you based Zarkerberg for ruining my ex's life

>>539762281
You are a gentleman of the highest class good sir. By royal request from her majesty I have been asked to inaugurate you into the great British Empire as, Sir Gentlemanly deClass. This is a great honor and now you can find a nice girl who doesn't swing her legs open like the red sea for moses.

>>539762281
Make sure you post her rage induced reaction on her Facebook trying to throw mud on your name and make you look like the bad one. Then post the evidence to your wall and tag her in it.

>>539762281
Good job, /b/ro.
Quit other instances from her facebook account (except the one from your computer) and then change the password before she does.

>>539762307

you simple all right. your jimmies back in order now?

someone screencap this
OP you are a legend also sos b/ro

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>>539762281

>>539760616
Same not just eurofags a assys

Write this: i never realised how much the outside of a horse can pleasure the inside of a woman

Op is not a faggot. Well done.

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>>539762281

> Even enraged, Anon keeps his composure.

> "Call the fucking army if you want, you're not getting out of this."

What a fuckin' G.

OP - get some red jocks and wear them on the outside. If others knew what you've achieved tonight, they wouldn't call you on it.

Townsvillefag reporting in!

>>539755660
You should fuck the guys girlfriend. Sure she would also like to get back at the guy as well.

archive pls mods

Oh shit bros, just got a fb from the dude who my gf cheated on me with, hold on, will post convo soon

Well done OP. Mad respect for you.

>>539756349
>crush her
^this

screencap everything you can all of it. she will get smart and start deleting.

>>539761683
Most white Americans

>>539763214
Oh fuck, this just gets better and better.

>>539763214
oh shit.

>>539763214
ITS HAPPENING

OP you're a pretty cool guy and here I thought /b/ was filled rampant faggotry and autists.

>>539763057
that what i thought about, too. what about her, op, is she good looking?

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Hero to everyone OP

>>539763214
i love you op

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>>539763214
You're doing good, OP, you're doing very good

Fuck everyone OP, just do it

You're doing god's work OP.

>>539755660
If you going down might as we'll take everyone with you
>still logged on
Either you lying or she wanted you to know. Or she's a dumb bitch, in which case do ^that^

OP yer a god

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im that happy right now!!

all the love to you OP!!

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Post pick of finance's body (you can edit out the face if you truly must)

If she's hot, you should set up a meet.
"So, do you wanna grab a coffee and have a debrief session?"
Some shit.

>>539763214
Shit's gon' go OFF

>>539763214
A fb to her account or to yours?
You still logged in to hers?

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>>539759352
>Check out the ID

FBI ... PIPI

I'm out

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>>539763214
Hope OP doesn't get stalked and killed by this angry fellow.

Why do you people fall for these fake threads? OP has provided no screen caps.

>>539760616
yes

OP, post your fucking paypal.

ANONS, we must send this man some beer money.

>>539763214

Oh snap. I'm on the edge of my seat.

>>539763621
please see
>>539758970
>>539759130
>>539759352
>>539760164
>>539760327

>>539763621
wat

>>539760616
Dude, there are multiple countries speaking english too you fucking amerifag

>>539763621
erm...
>>539761594
>>539760327
>>539760164
>>539759352
>>539759130
>>539758970

Hey OP, stopping in to congratulate you on being a boss, express my sympathy for the loss of that chick, and hopes for tight, sopping wet pussy to literally rain down in your dick.

Godspeed based anon.

>>539763621
just leave.

>>539762281
thank you OP.
for destroying this fucking whore.

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I haven't seen an OP deliver this much in a coon's age.

>>539755660

Y dont u kill everybody op? Im f'n tired of people who dont care anout wat they do.

> f'n kill the guys and make the gurl cry

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1/4 the dickhead saga

>>539763214

BUMPING FOR OP SUPPORT

DON'T GET KILLED OP

Sorry you got cheated on, please fuck this dudes ex fiancé

Also is there anything you can do to the other guy who fucked your ex

>>539763965
Hail OP, we /b/whined you 100%

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2/4 the dickhead saga

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>>539763965

>Im spreading the truth dude
>dude

>>539763965
Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I can't wait to see this

>>539763965
Quite risky to show attitude, but I guess you're already in there. Moar

>>539763965

IT'S FUCKING ON BOYS AND GIRLS.

>>539761594
I think you can fuck her, destroy the cheaters's lifes and then fuck her, would be awesomne and aplha as fuck.

>>539763965
rek his shit

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO, FFS KEEP THIS ALIVE OR ARCHIVE OR SOME SHIT

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3/4 the dickhead saga

probably gonna get killed, but idgaf at this point, this dude's life is ruined

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>>539763621
>>539763756
>>539763705
>>539763715
>>539763827
He's right, where do you see a date... This can be from whatever day at 8pm OP you need to leave a date or something

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>>539762281
I like you man, i really do

Well done OP!

I found messages from my ex to another dude, we split up and she swears she never cheated on me and I was still a huge faggot about it being upset and feeling betrayed and shit..

Yours cheated on you and you still conducted yourself like a gent.. Your dick must be huge, ya ledge

>>539764074
You Australians like to fight don't you? Just kick his lying fucking teeth in.

>>539759352
>>539760339
Come on OP. Be this guy.
"Do you want to try something that'll make him really angry?" or something stupid like that. She's probably pissed off enough that she'll go for it.

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>>539763965
OP is such a bro

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bump

>>539764196
Ballsy. Respect for that.

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>>539762281
fucking smash that cigar for me OP

>>539764214
I don't care, I'm enjoying it to be honest, fake or not. It seems pretty real to me though.

>>539763965
OP, archive their convo on google drive or something, incase your ex disable her account from another PC

>>539755660
Hey faggot I'm the one who was fucking your girl. My buddy saw this shit and I didn't even believe it when I saw it but I know it has to be you. Think you're fucking funny putting this shit on the internet? Think you can just fucking air people out like that? Well I'll tell you, you got what's coming to you. You just fucked my life up so I'm gonna fuck yours up. Hope you got a gun kid.

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4/4 the dickhead saga

CALLING ALL AUSBROS. If shit goes down can my /b/ros back me up? who here knows karate?

>>539764196

ballsy az fuk

>>539762281
Oh man, she's such a slut, reading her messages even if I don't know her makes me wanna ruin her life. So do it, make her hated by everyone please

>>539764196
he plays footy, watch out mate.

>>539764318
Nice try dude, but you spell a lot better than this guy does

Good job OP
Don't even care if it's fake, this stuff is good

>>539764326
You're a real human bean man.
Respect.

Sorry I'm not in aus I'd fight with you. 3rd Degree in Tae, brown belt in Jujitsu and I box. I'd go down with a man like you.

>>539764196
>I play footy and all my mates are gonna fuck u up.

>I play footy

What a pleb.

>>539764196
>>539764196

Image saved for new pasta.

>im gonna fucking kill u cunt i play footy and all my mates are gonna fuck u up. get ready to get glassed cunt

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>>539764196

>I play footy
>all my mates
>hfw

Top fucking lel

>>539764326

Just get like twenty Abos' and give 'em each a six pack. Your own nig army.

>>539764196
>get ready to get glassed cunt
The bellend's just mouthing off

>>539764394
right? Careful yo, I play checkers... better watch out.

>>539764074
>Arse

You just done goofed son

>>539764326

He's too chicken, I wouldn't worry about it /b/ro. And the privacy right, fuck that too. police can't get to you, deny everything.

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>>539764318
Really?

>>539764306
This, archive all the evidence she cheated.

>>539764326
Where you at ausbro?

Well done bud, another Aussie here watching.

You did the right thing man, I had a girl cheat on me then make a bunch of shit up about me being the asshole/cause. Got a usb stick full of home made porn of her just waiting for her or one of her family to try and fuck with me (she knows it too) if they do they're all going on the fucking internet.

>>539764426
Google auto correct you cunt, I'm gonna wreck this doss cunt

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>>539764326

What state mate?

Pic semi related

>>539764326
Call, I don't know, police? He made a written threat against your life dude.

>>539764435
>human bean
my sides

>>539764318
I don't believe you post pictures as proof of your side of the conversation on Facebook otherwise you go eat a dick.

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>>539764326
refer to
>>539764214
i want to believe but i can't yet

>>539764326
get a gun

amerifag here, can u get guns in australia? or are you a bunch of pansies over there?

>footy

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fake thread is fake

>>539764529
we can't buy guns at Kmart like you cunts can...

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>>539755660
Im loving this shit OP keep wrecking these fags

>>539764196
>"I play footy"

If ozzy football is anything like british or dutch football, then it's the fans you wanna be worried about, not the ponces that play

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>>539764326
i do

>>539764529

Sadly we have ridiculous gun bans in aus

Every farmhouse has like 10 guns though

>>539764196
>Glassed
the fuck does that mean?

>>539764326
Actually, i feel like backing you up /b/ro, i'm Aus myself, i'll bring a machete if i have to

I'm drinking to you tonight OP, keep fighting the good fight.

Fake or not, it still made my night. Good job OP

/b/ros who are reading this all around the world, let us savour this moment. Grab a beer, grab a glass of whiskey, grab a juicebox if you're driving, but let's all celebrate. To you my /b/ros, today a slut got what she deserved, I probably wouldn't have worked up the courage to tell the fiance without you guys.

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>>539763621
...said the idiot who scrolled down to the bottom and ignored all the screen caps.

>>539764326
Im gonna kill you
But no, you will call the cops
Lewl, I'm not a aubro, but if you want some help just leave his adress, name, fb and we'll make the rest.

>>539764678

Smashing a beer glass into someones face

>>539764678

basically breaking a beer bottle in half and using it as a weapon. Only dickheads do it though. He'll probably get a scratch on his pinky and go home crying.

Hit with Glass....

>>539764678
Means I'm gonna smash a glass topways on this cunts melon, then me and my mates are gonna boot party his ass and cut his willy off

>>539764196
Dude I couldnt be any happier to have had the privledge of knowing you OP I hope this guy doesn't really jump yo. If I lived anywheee near you I'd bring my friends and back you up. We would have an outsiders style rumble with dick head and his football buddies. Good luck though I hope if they try to hit you the mass of your balls creates a singularity and they r kill

>>539764326
the smiley
fucken hilarious. OP you have balls of steel

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>>539764435
>Human bean

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>>539764326

What the fuck is google broken?

To smash a glass across someone's face causing lacerations and pain

>>539764678
Smash bottle and slash them up

if you're in bris OP I got ya back

>>539764678
smashing a glass bottle in half
holding the bottle neck as a handle and sticking the bottle into their throat
or smashing glass across someones face

>>539764678

It means hes going to use his Google Glass ™ headset to shoot laserbeams at him

>>539764789

>p-pls anons
>pls pay attention to me

>>539764739
Give us some of his details OPbro... we will fuk with him.
your manlyness is a inspiration and we wana help

If you're armed ausfag /b/ro, just pop the whole footy team as they roll up your driveway. You've got more than enough evidence if you've saved it well. I'd litteraly blow my load if you cleaned up the whore on Facebook, AND took out those bogans all in one night...

>>539764789
American here. Are Australians flamboyant, typically? You guys dialect sounds homosex as fuck.

>>539764768
nah man he plays footy, he could like do cross fit or some mad shit. dangerous stuff

Glassed=Nigger Knife

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>>539764739
To you, you magnificient bastard
>Pic related, her blood spalshing

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>>539764739
i believe

>>539764619
I thought austalians said soccer? aren't they calling themselves soccaroos during the world cup?

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>>539764912

Literally an embarrassment to all Americans, just chill out

TasFag here. Although people in OP's story wernt related so I'm probably no help

>>539764912

Swearing is just a big cultural thing in Australia. A result of English sailor and convict jargon as well as harsh early settler life

>>539765000
footy means aussie rules football. Mix of rugby and football

I really appreciate this and hope it Made you feel better Op, but If Not fake.....
THE PAINTRAIN IS COMING , WOOOHOOOO

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>>539764739
OP you are a gentleman

>>539765000
Nice trips faggot

>>539765000
nice trips.
soccer is soccer. football is rugby league. union is rugby.

>>539765000
>Trips

>>539764969
we'll go top today ;)

>>539765000

We do. Footy means Rugby League

>>539765079

Kek

>>539755660

Good job op, hate cheating bitches, you did the noble thing by telling the guys fiancé.

Someone should screencap this thread, for today was a good day

>>539765053
If you say so. Shit's just gay as fuck is all.

>>539765080
>topwards on this cunts melon
>then me and my mates are gonna boot party
>cut his willy off

Is that considered swearing there? That's...odd...

In America only toddlers say things like "willy" and "weiner".

>>539764739
To victory, and decent human beings.

Sorry if I missed it OP but where do you live? Anywhere around the GC and you're safe, mate

>>539764739
yea man, I live in Poland so it's pretty fucked up here but that flinging police threats everywhere makes me lol, can't this dickheads deal with their own lives anymore just want to hide behind someone? Anyways you made great decision I hope you'll be well.

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>539755660

OP, you are a god among men. Respect to you

>>539765152
Hopefully, man. Hodgson's ruined any and all confidence during pressure situations like this

>>539765079
Devo here

>>539764326
/b/ro, i'm in Aus and what I just saw is of the upmost respect. Are you in NSW? If so, you give me a buzz and hit me up on [email protected] and me and my 'crew' will be there for you. I've felt your pain man, and I would love to let this cock feel whats coming to him (pun not intended).

>>539765135
theres also austrailian football

>>539765210
That was all phrased stupidly on purpose to get a laugh.

>>539765210
obviously not written by an australian. no mention of 'cunt'. plus we tend to use "fuck" in far more inventive ways.

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OP is kill?

No

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OP pls post niggers account.

>>539765370
>no mention of cunt
>cunt is literally the first line of greentext
hmm....

>>539765210

>Is that considered swearing there? That's...odd...

No. That's an Australian making fun of our own tendency to swear

>>539765306
Sulphur creek here

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>>539765210

>things are different in different places?
>hurr durr dat's gay

Get your shit together or stop posting anon, you make us all look like cunts with this massive faggotry

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>>539764326
Nswfag offering moral support from afar

Also this fag is kidding yourself, unless he's actually serious with footy and played in Toyota cup or something he's a fucking soft cunt talking himself up


op was not a faggot today, capping for future newfags

>>539765109

Pain is temporary, glory is eternal.

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timestamp pls.
7 28286833

>>539765463
>You make us all look like cunts
That's because you're all cunts. Where do you think you are right now?

>>539764828
Ironic sonce in the states we call a broken bottle used as a weapon a nigger knife

wait so are dropbears real or not?

>>539765572
Year my uncle was killed by one

Post the conversation you found as her status so all her friends and family see.

Got any naked pics? Do the same.

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>>539765517

In some thread with a dude that starts every sentence with "I'm American"

>>539764739

Amerifag here, just woke up. Gonna pour me a glass of johnny walker blue for you. I had a similar situation a couple months ago. Fucking cunts man.

>>539765572
Of course, you nigger. It's the most dangerous animal in Aus, you cunt.

>>539765572
Possums are worse than dropbears.

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>>539764762
In the late 70s we used to call it a "Nigger Knife."

>>539764196
I PLAY FOOTY M8 ILL FUCKIN REK U

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Op you are a glorious heterosexual. I salute you sir.

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>>539765572

yes, pic related

>>539765000
Okay here we go:

Footy = AFL
Rugby League = League and/or Football depending on where you are in the country
Rugby Union = Rugby
Soccer = Soccer/Football depending on where you are and how much you actually follow it. Nowdays football is called football by aussie fans.

>>539761594
ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO GRAB A BEER.

DO IT.

YOU ARE NOW IN CAHOOTS.

>>539765658
To be fair, we're on /b/ and this thread is Australian, the average IQ here has to be somewhere between 60 and 80. Just trying to prevent confusion is all.

>>539755660
fuck up everyone so you're all miserable. duh.

you'll wayyy fucking better about it for not letting some stupid tramp get away with her bullshit.

Seeing as there's so many Ausbros here I thought I'd ask about your thoughts on Aussie music. SA has a decent music scene coming up now, how are things in Australia. Also do people like Hermitude? I downloaded their album and haven't given it a listen yet

>>539755953
This.

Then send the screen caps to the woman who's engaged and the gf (if applicable) of the other guy.

Hell, you could even send certain caps to each guy showing she's fucking someone else behind his back. Chances are they're going to be jealous enough that they won't want to share their fuck toy.

I know I wouldn't, even if I knew she was cheating on someone to fuck me.

Australians are your modern day spartans aka Warm Russians

Respect op

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>>539755660
Op you are the coolest /b/ro. if need an Aussie for backup i got your back

>>539764196
hfw footy mates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKdU32ZEndc

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>>539765572
google it you stupid fuck
>still posting in fake thread

Any Ausbros here on the Sunny coast? im sorta new here and i got some Questions

>>539765891
I was thinking more along these lines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2elQKdA_I

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jesus looks towards you in proudness, op.

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>>539764196
>>539764196
>"I play footy a all of my mates are going to fuck you up"

>>539762081
>"if I find them im sending them to her parents"

>>539764739
Just walked in from bustin my ass for 12 hours at the factory. My back is killing me, been arguing with my girl for days, work sucks, and I got a ton of shit to do on my days off. You just made my day /b/ro. I knew there was a reason I still lurk here.

Toking it up big time for this ballsy motherfucker right here! Cheers my friend, savor the moment and may you never have to deal with a heating bitch again /b/ro!

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>>539765517
>implying you're not a part of us

>>539764912
Maybe if you left Arkansas once in awhile you wouldn't ask such questions.

QLDer reportin in, got your back OP

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close to aus but not quite there. sorry /b/ro

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>>539765852
I came into this entirely too late. But I'm proud of you OP. Sorry you had to find out your ex was a cunt. I ran into mine Friday and last night she blamed her miscarriage and the relationship failing entirely on me.

Cunts are cunts. There are always more women to meet.

i hope someone screen caps this
OP go for it!

>>539766037
yeah mooloolaba here

>>539763965
y r ppl still typin liek dis?
it luks stupeid

>>539755660
Hmmm... I wonder if the other dude thinks he's the only one. Could be some fun talking to him.

>>539764739
You are awesome