Ask an Australian what we call things.

What do you call a ute?

what do you call a knoif?

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Why are Australians so far behind on trends?

What do you call a dick?

what is it like living on an island surrounded by a bunch of shitty, 3rd world, nobody countries?You're a rose in a garden of shit

Aren't dick names universal?

>in straya we call dicks willies or doodles
exclusively

>>535751196
Pretty fucking great mate. I can get to Bali or Thailand for 150 return, and if you take like 15,000 AUD with you, you can literally run the fucking island

Also replacing OP because he couldnt get his own fuckin straya thread going.

I've been up all night.

What do you call muslims?

>>535750548
what racist terms do you use?

>>535754552
mohammed

>>535755581
there are no racists in australia
wherever did you get that impression?

is living there as epic as it seems?
I know everyone thinks other places
are awesome and when I've travelled
I have been let down but I've always
dreamed of going to Australia....
are there good places to go and see
that's not tourist shit but just incredible
beauty like I have always thought there
would be in my mind?

>>535751859
I meant what do you call a penis (slang)

>>535756140
most ppl live in the suburbs of melbourne or sydney
= just as shit as everywhere else in the western world
i live in the middle of the east coast
(north coast nsw)
im looking at sunlight through the palm trees right now while i'm in bed
some of the world's best beaches
= god tier

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>>535750548
WHERE CAN I FIND THAT SHIRT

>>535753378
>>535753662

why are you typing the slang n shit you say irl

>>535757374
maximum faggot detected

>>535757472
i´ m not a faggot, and i want it too!

>>535757472
Insults from other people on 4chan mean nothing to me

Is it true that everybody in Australia has to shit in plastic bags and bury the bags in your neighbors garden because there is no plumbing?

>>535750548
fuck you Dan you fucking attention whore

>>535750694
we call that a sheep speeder. they take our sheep to market QUICKLY

>>535750836
We call what u americans call 'knifes' croco ticklers, blades have to be above 15cm (not exact, we dont xarry measuring tapes) long before we call them knifes.

what do you call shrimps you put on a bbq grill?

>>535758208
the plastic bags are just for fancy cunts