So this nigger pissed in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers.
>walk into subway
>minimum wage negro behind counter
>walk out of subway
And that's how I keep piss out of any substandard overpriced food I'm fucking stupid enough to consider putting in my mouth.
subtract the monkeys pay and the contribution to the CEO's huge annual bonus and you have a sandwich worth ~10 cents.
The fact that they don't contain piss by default is almost a scam.
>complaining about quality
1. Find out what state and city he is from
2. Call the local police and report the tweet
3. Call the local new station
4. He will be on the news
ITT: Homos who wont do anything.
And on a side note, who fucking orders oil, clearly honey mustard or sweet onion is suitable for every sanwhich
People like this have jobs and I don't...
I hate niggers so much.
sent to subway tweet acccount and reported as a news tip at cnn, fags do the same and ruin his life. Report to sensation tv stations and news sites in the us. They might pick up this story really quick
>Confirmed for Faggots
Pic related go home.
>Find out what state and what shop.
>Complain to customer services saying you ate their today then found this online and that you're gonna sue.
>Get free subs vouchers galore
Britfag so idk if this is gonna work out for me :/
>thinks I'm not doing anything.
Just because i can't hack twitter to get his ip doesn't me I'm not passing this along to everyone i know and spamming @subway with the picture.
Im monitering this thread
Isn't this like the 4rd or 5th time in the last couple years that subway employees have tweeted themselves fucking with the food?
Next time I see someone in a subway uniform I'm going to punch them in the dick.
Subway is not a choice, Subway is a "Fuck I forgot to make a fucking lunch!" But you only get a 30 minute lunch and by the time you get to the store or back to your home you won't even have time to eat.
Such is life in the zone.
Typical nigger talking about raping white women
>Responding to reddit fucks
>Being a reddit fuck
I remember when there was a time when btards DID the kind of shit in OPS post, not talk about how immature and dangerous it was.
Punk rock is dead
Typical nigger talking about robbing subway
Nigger stole the money
>TFW I worked at Subway before
>TFW the real cost of an average foot long to the store is ~1$
>TFW most of that cost is corporate surcharge, not food cost
>TFW the real food cost of each sub is about 25 cents
>mfw I stopped eating subway sandwiches years ago
Uh, he already did the dirty work himself it seems.. Wtf is going on...? This may be a joke, i have no fucking clue..
Holy fuck this nigger
I hope we get his ass sent to jail
This moron posted pics of himself robbing the store and is admitting to piss in a bottle and wanting to rape his coworker. This is a higher level of stupidity rare to most people.
all these people thinking they have standards. your food can always be spit or pissed on. it isnt very likely, but it can happen regardless of the restaurant. probably less likely at a place owned by like mario vitale or something
Wow this guy did wrong and he is actaully rebounds by being extremly cocky asshole
From what I can see at a glance all he wants his followers and retweets...The solution? Report his account for spam. That'll hurt him the most.
Its all about talent acquisition, supply and demand in labor markets, in my mind.
If a company pays above the industry average, they are going to be able to acquire more professional employees. Not only that, but they will be providing an additional incentive to those employees over similar jobs in the industry. Would you risk spitting in some guys food if youre getting paid jack shit an hour? Sure. However if you are getting paid 2 bucks an hour more than similar jobs that you are qualified for, you arent going to risk it.
Not only that, but the inherent quality of the product and service goes up because of this principle.
This is the nigger responsible for all of this coonery
I'm trying to come up with a plan.. maybe it funnier if we attack all his friends except him. Or because he is so retarded maybe he uses the same password for his paypal and hotmail shit so that could be some fun.
U got ports forwarded for SET?..This crackhead nigga would probably click on ur Hook link if u put it in a picture of a sexy white girl..hes already said how much he wanted to rape white girls
Come play flappy bird niggers
WOW, this IDIOT is so FUCKING DUMB for BRAGGING this on PUBLIC, he deserve what comes his WAY
SERVE him JUSTICE
Yea that's what i'm talking about. But after we have got the password not just blindly remove all his contacts or anything but go deeper and deeper when eventually we got every fucking little detail of his worthless life and in a month or 2 just fucking rape him on every digital channel possible.. that's what im talking about
This nigger is kind of funny.
Besides, anyone who gets olive oil on a sub should drink piss.
well its up to you thats a long time to keep a session open, but Jus for the kek..i think i found the subway where he works
/b/ I see alot of white knight in this thread. You were my /b/. Have some fun. This guy is a cunt and the righteous, miserable fist of /b/ must serve justice.
Retweet the shit out of his info.
@SUBWAY Mario Luckhoo/Nebeker AKA @IonLikeThots is pissing in your olive oil. Someone from corporate should say hi.
I've already tweeted this out. Let him know he's fucked.
ok so first things first, we get his facebook and twitter
no we dont spam him. we get control of them.
we find evidence of him ittion on other women and send it to his gf. if there is no evidence then we make some
we find his family via facebook and harrass them.
we make sure this guy cannot even escape at home. we do this for real
>not using windows
>b-b-b-b-b-but muh shekels
>muh nsa backdoors
>muh open source
fuck off Heaven
You must be the stupidist fucking idiot ive ever seen on /b/
Ddos him... wow.. he isnt a website u pleb
which one could it be?
>protip Niggas usually live on the south side.
> SHUT THE FUCK UP
some of us are actually trying to do something, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOP SHITPOSTING, STOP ARGUING
Is anyone else amused by the massive shitstorm that is about to smite this nigger and the fact he is completely unaware?
Like dozens of people he has never met and never will know are going out of their way to fuck him over and hes just trotting along oblivious to the massive shitfest that is about to be his life in 24 hours.
Oh /b/, never change..
>being this new
FOUND Him. Mario is the only one working. at this subway
Considering how Subway would condemn the actions either way, It sounds more like he's a legit underclassling than a joker. Showing his face means he doesn't care aboot his job
really, you fucking fags?
I used to work at Subway. That place sucks, and I for one think this is hilarious. But also, don't care if this guy gets fired.
They're getting paid less than shit. Let them have their fun. If he was shitting in it I would be angry but its piss, you can't die from it unless he has a disease. But regardless he's an idiot for posting this.
Anyways come on anons get ITT
>lets ruin this nigger
This guy reminds me of my friend Jared. He ALWAYS bitches on facebook/tumblr/social media/anyone who will listen about TARGET. Like man the fuck up, get a real job or work harder to become manager. Typical entitled liberals/niggers.
List of sources so far:
CALL HIM AND ASK FOR BATTLETOADS
>inb4 nigget gets lynched
Any /b/tards want to go out in blaze of glory for anonymous everywhere?
besides the "op is a faggot" part, it's bretty gud mane
fucking yes..the reason I love this place
niggers gonna delete the posts. too late dont you think
HOLY FUCKING CANCER DUDE
>RULES 1 AND 2
AND YES THIS IS A FUCKING RAID
The nearest large city with a news station is Las Vegas about 100 miles away. I doubt they would take the story. But I bet the local police department will.
I'll let one of you guys contact them.
TOP FUCKING LEL
his phone is off the hook with /b/tards
Oh I love u guise
You guys should Call his workplace
>Say you been a customer there
>Say you seen his tweets
>Verbally abuse him or threaten him
really, funny reply cuz if I ever caught someone's piss in my food I'd be over the counter running their face thru the slicer
with such a death wish, I'd be careful how hard you rub your magic lamp
I am going there now.. I am going to order a sub with oil, theb I am going to take a bite, vomit everywhere, pull this up on my phone, call police and then a lawyer to sue them for millions...
I can sense the sarcasm dude
Its your right - nay, DUTY as an American to do so.
>walk into subway
>minimum wage negro behind counter
>walk out of subway
You're also forgetting to walk out when you see a minimum wage hispanic behind the counter as well.
If you're white, they're going to fuck with your food.
Hahaha this is great
>finally/b/ does something for the lulz since cut4bieber
>this is why I cant leave my anon /b/ros
>walk into subway
nigga quit lyin
Okay anons its obvious were getting the nigger fired, and subway shuf down for investigation, but what are we doing to ruin the nigras life outside of work?
We need his cell NOW
No, THIS is what happens when you treat niggers like human beings and give them rights.
Isnt that the subway adress, also because I missed one post im the newfag.
>I hope u realize how retarded you sound and feel bad about it
Tip top lel anonymous
That was so funny it hurt my sides
Someone should call him and tell him that his twitter account is being monitered by [local police] and that he needs to bring his phone to the station for further investigation. Failure to do so will result in etc etc (also mention that all of his tweets have been saved, prior to his deletion, and anything he deletes now will be considered tampering of evidence and can result in 439856945 days in jail or whatever)
you eat fast food... you're eating somebody's shit or jizz or piss from some point in the supply chain. from mexicans shitting in the fields on your lettuce, to some trucker using your pressed ham as a fleshlight to this fool pissing in your oil bottle... someone's fucked up your food.
I'd probably give you money if you do this w/ pics and timestamp.
I can't let this and MCR both be letdowns. I just can't :,(
Man thats the type of name you'd think up if you werent FBI and you were just some randomer, you probably looked around your room, shrugged noticed yourself in the mirror which in turn you saw a bag of nuts and some koolaid and you thought "yeah Shugnuk sounds reasonable"
This shit has been archived. It ain't goin' nowhere. Fuckin' nowhere.
For anyone curious:
Pretty fucking city.
Small though. Low crime. PD will respond to something like this.
>Dispatch for a city very similar
Here's the phone number. (435) 627-4301
When you call, explain that there has been a disturbance and you're calling for a friend. Call needs to last less than 15 seconds though so it gets sent to the immediate priority.