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So this nigger pissed in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers.
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lets fuck up his life
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>>535259047
yes pls
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>>535257331

ive done worse things at mcdo
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Alright, what're going to do?
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bumping, amerifats do something. I doubt Benjamin Franklin wanted this.
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>>535259190
mcdon't
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byumb
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>>535259047
Well he is already a nigger
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Shall we pass the pic through the interwebz?
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/r/ing his vine
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OP link us to the page, I can't fucking find it
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>>535257331
sent it to their corporate office.
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>walk into subway
>minimum wage negro behind counter
>walk out of subway

And that's how I keep piss out of any substandard overpriced food I'm fucking stupid enough to consider putting in my mouth.
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>>535257331
>trusting someone who's paid minimum wage with things you put in your mouth
>trusting niggers

Pick none.
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nigger even made a video
https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots
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>>535257331
Im down for wrecking this fool
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>>535259970
>overpriced
>5 dollars for a footlong sandwich
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>>535257331
Someone get his ip and ddos the fuck out of him.
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Bump for immoral justice
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>>535260257

Then do it you fucking faggot. See, this is why 4chan is shit. To many faggots/lurkers, not enough instigators. Fuck you, you suck, you should feel bad.
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>>535260565
oh yeah a DDoS will surely suffice for this. get his IP and ill shell the fuck out of him for justice
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>>535259962
dis
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>>535260565
or just keep spamming their Facebook wall until free sammiches.
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Lets get this nigger on the news
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just find out where he's from and send the pic to the subway, what the fuck would ddosing him accomplish? get this moron fired
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>>535260565
lrn2internet
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>>535259190
Mcshare
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>>535260565
really ddos him, is that the best you can come up with!?
fuckin pleb
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>>535260565
Bump and boobs
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>>535260891
dat ID doe
>ooh, rager
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this nigga needs to go down
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>>535260527
subtract the monkeys pay and the contribution to the CEO's huge annual bonus and you have a sandwich worth ~10 cents.

The fact that they don't contain piss by default is almost a scam.

>eating fastfood
>complaining about quality

lmao.
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>>535261047
haha noice
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>>535260754
can we stop with all of this noonymoose bullshit.

we know where he works and lives, stop complicating your lives and send it to Subway's Facebook page.
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Operation fuck a nigger up is go when ready..
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1. Find out what state and city he is from
2. Call the local police and report the tweet
3. Call the local new station
4. He will be on the news
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Fuck his ip, find the fuckin' Subway
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https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots
https://vine.co/v/MAuU1JUxdA5

Link because OP is a faggot.
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>>535260527
>the shit that's in that fucking excuse for a sandwich
>thinking you can't eat better for $5
>not knowing you'd be better off eating the $5
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>>535259142
>>535259246
>>535259473
>>535260565

ITT: Homos who wont do anything.

And on a side note, who fucking orders oil, clearly honey mustard or sweet onion is suitable for every sanwhich
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>1500 people follow this nigger
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>>535261160
whatever you say script kiddie
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>>535261153
>2014 implying i would be stupid enough to have a fucking facebook page of my own
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>>535261121
>>535260840
>>535260783
>>535260527
but guise urine is sanitary
it says so in muh biology books
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People like this have jobs and I don't...

I hate niggers so much.
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>>535260231
>>535259970

mademesmilewhichrarelyhappensafteralmostadecadehere/10
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>>535261160
>Tfw no longer have loic

fucks sake
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HERES THE FUCKER'S TWITTER AND VINE

4CHAN ARMY ASSEMBLE

https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots
https://vine.co/v/MAuU1JUxdA5
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>>535261286
uncouth faggot
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>>535261258
god his fucking tweets are retarded
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Going to report it to cnn
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>>535261387
People like that have jobs and you don't...

You should hate yourself.
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>subway.com
>contact us
>spam messages

I'm a canuckfag, don't think they'll listen to me till the americunts get the ball rolling.
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sent to subway tweet acccount and reported as a news tip at cnn, fags do the same and ruin his life. Report to sensation tv stations and news sites in the us. They might pick up this story really quick
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>>535261493
lel, go to bed kid.
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>>535259047

i agree
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>>535259047
>>535259142
>>535259271
>>535259962
>>535260257
>>535260565
>>535261059
>Confirmed for Faggots
Pic related go home.
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You dont command the army. The army says "hmm this might be a fun time" and does it on its own accord!
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>>535261228

this
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>>535261160
>2014
>Not using Linux Mint
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>>535261574
He was being ironic you fuck.
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>all these americlaps angry that someone is pissing in their already shit-tier food

This is getting better and better.
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i had a friend who worked out round table pizza and would cut his pubes and collect them in a jar then sprinkle it on the pizza.
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>>535261634
calling Subway Corporate and gonna yell at them that some nigger pissed all over my sandwich..Maybe ill get a free gift card or something
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>>535261569


All do this!
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>>535261818
Why would the army have a Honda?
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>>535261493
>https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots

Fucking better:
>Find out what state and what shop.
>Complain to customer services saying you ate their today then found this online and that you're gonna sue.
>Get free subs vouchers galore

Britfag so idk if this is gonna work out for me :/
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>>535261841
>1011 * 2 + 2
Not admitting the legitimacy of multiple distros
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>>535262004
god damnit
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>>535261841
Looks too much like ubuntu...Fuck ubuntu
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>>535262004
hue
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>>535261706
>>535261286
>thinks I'm not doing anything.
Just because i can't hack twitter to get his ip doesn't me I'm not passing this along to everyone i know and spamming @subway with the picture.
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>>535262004
Because lejuun turds have terrible taste in cars.
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This guy is 806 area code
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>>535262070
or just sue
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>>535261569
this
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Im monitering this thread
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>>535262004
Lel
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>>535262070
it works for anything, you don't even have to eat there.

I don't think how serious subway is about keeping a good public image.
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>>535261286
God you're a shitposting little faggot aren't you? What the fuck are you doing besides shitposting?
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>>535261841
>2014
>Install Gentoo
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Isn't this like the 4rd or 5th time in the last couple years that subway employees have tweeted themselves fucking with the food?

Next time I see someone in a subway uniform I'm going to punch them in the dick.
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Subway is not a choice, Subway is a "Fuck I forgot to make a fucking lunch!" But you only get a 30 minute lunch and by the time you get to the store or back to your home you won't even have time to eat.
Such is life in the zone.
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>>535261863
>2014
>still not understanding what irony actually is
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>>535262004
4Chan has a Rolls Royce actually,
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>>535262072
Is it 2024 where you live?
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Typical nigger talking about raping white women
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>>535262146
mfw there's only two @subway tweets about it
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>>535262394
like 2 months ago it was a girl that rubbed her clit then served food right after (vid was was 5/10 boners due to moans)
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>>535262460
>Responding to reddit fucks
>Being a reddit fuck
I remember when there was a time when btards DID the kind of shit in OPS post, not talk about how immature and dangerous it was.


Punk rock is dead
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>>535262554
Charge your phone, you fag but yes, lets ruin him and get free sandwiches
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>>535257331
Don't forget to tweet this at their spokespeople.

Blake Griffin, Michael Phelps etc.
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>>535261706
Yeah, fuck those guys for wanting this nigger to go down! Fuck off cancer
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>>535262554
Typical nigger talking about robbing subway
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ok lets wreck this fool
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>>535259190
story time faggot
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>>535262554
this too

4chan is getting free subway for life.
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>>535262689
source?
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>>535257331

Stop being a pussy and get over it
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>>535262689
link??
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>>535262294
manjaro
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Is he this retarded to tweet on the companies page..? He is a nigger after all

https://twitter.com/search?q=%40subway&src=typd
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>>535262790
I'm actually watching Smash-It Simon right now! Small world.
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>>535262698
Basically this.
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>>535259970

LOL

>thinks only black people with minimum wage fuck with his food.

jokes on you bucko
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>>535262689
Sadly the source was Deleted after /b/ got her fired and someone white knighted.... fucking fags
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lol, this nigger is gay
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>>535262773
Nigger stole the money
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Fake and gay
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>>535262773


>$250
>£125
>Thinks its a lot of money

Fucking baboon.
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>>535262469
That's the official newfag car. If you have to ask why, then I got some news for you!
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>>535262996
smash it simon?

i thought it was crush it corry
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i will try something with this
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>>535260527
>TFW I worked at Subway before
>TFW the real cost of an average foot long to the store is ~1$

>TFW most of that cost is corporate surcharge, not food cost
>TFW the real food cost of each sub is about 25 cents
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>>535263279
I thought it was destroy-it dale
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>>535263332
then use #!
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>mfw I stopped eating subway sandwiches years ago
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>>535262004
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>>535263279
>>535263429
My mistake it's Break-It Barry!
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>>535257331
Calling Poe's law.

if not
twitter /ionlikethots nigger
twitter /WhatsACurve niggers gf

I still think they are both troll accounts.
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>>535263274
>2014
>Pretending being an old fag is cool
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Took the coin s too
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>>535263215
[spoiler]nigga[/spoiler]
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>>535263274
>Calling people newfags
Pic related
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>>535263429
wait... mash-it mike?
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>>535263084
>>535263084
Well, there's no minimum wage niggers in my kitchen so I'm pretty sure they don't fuck with my food.
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decide what we're gonna do then make a thread with instructions. i would but i'm lazy
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>>535263547
Are you sure it's not junk-it jack?
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Uh, he already did the dirty work himself it seems.. Wtf is going on...? This may be a joke, i have no fucking clue..
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>>535263547
>>535263751
y'all niggas talking about fuck-it fred?
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>>535263429
Isn't it Wreck-it-Randy? Atleast over here it is..
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>>535263776

wat
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>>535263819
He's doing all the work on his own.
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>>535263932
You mean Dick-it Darrel
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I dont go to any restaurant that pays their employees anything close to minimum wage.


Exception being full service restaurants.
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Holy fuck this nigger

I hope we get his ass sent to jail

This moron posted pics of himself robbing the store and is admitting to piss in a bottle and wanting to rape his coworker. This is a higher level of stupidity rare to most people.
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>>535263857
I'm wondering if he left his phone at work and someone wants to get him fired.
Which is fine by me.
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>>535260565
how fucking retarded are you?
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>>535260527
mf i get a footlong in canada for 3.65, mondays and tuesdays 3.25 or someshit. eat that shit
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>>535264030
Its Dreck-it-Shrek, get it right.
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>>535262698
And if you could just point out where I talked about how immature and dangerous it was?
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>>535264103
>Implying the cops have time for this kind of shit
>Implying that the worst that could happen isnt him just getting fired


>2014
Also stop being cancer. Punk rock.
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>>535264036

all these people thinking they have standards. your food can always be spit or pissed on. it isnt very likely, but it can happen regardless of the restaurant. probably less likely at a place owned by like mario vitale or something
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>>535263429
It's bop-it-bob guys, duh
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Wow this guy did wrong and he is actaully rebounds by being extremly cocky asshole
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I hear a lot of talk but no one tryin to dox this nigger
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>>535263332
GIMMIE DEM WORD LISTS
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>>535264435
have we found which safeway?
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>>535264337
The place I work is very careful with that shit, you're not gonna taint any food without someone knowing. I wouldn't trust subway though.
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Sent a message off to customer services asking for compensation.

Nigga has to be a troll account, its barely 2 weeks old and his tweets are funny as fuck.
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>>535264435
this.
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From what I can see at a glance all he wants his followers and retweets...The solution? Report his account for spam. That'll hurt him the most.

/thread
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>>535260252
>https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots
>>535257331
but hwy he seems like a funny guy https://twitter.com/IonLikeThots/status/440214905690796032/photo/1
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>>535261160
>sudo
this fucking pleb
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>>535264337
Its all about talent acquisition, supply and demand in labor markets, in my mind.


If a company pays above the industry average, they are going to be able to acquire more professional employees. Not only that, but they will be providing an additional incentive to those employees over similar jobs in the industry. Would you risk spitting in some guys food if youre getting paid jack shit an hour? Sure. However if you are getting paid 2 bucks an hour more than similar jobs that you are qualified for, you arent going to risk it.


Not only that, but the inherent quality of the product and service goes up because of this principle.
Pic unrelated.
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Has nobody posted where the location of this resturant is??
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>>535264647
As a britfag I laughed really fucking hard at this.
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This is the nigger responsible for all of this coonery
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everyone shut up what r we gonna do. b kewl don't b lame. step 1 figure out the subway
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>>535264546
I'm trying to come up with a plan.. maybe it funnier if we attack all his friends except him. Or because he is so retarded maybe he uses the same password for his paypal and hotmail shit so that could be some fun.
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>>535264837

stop that
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>>535265259
U got ports forwarded for SET?..This crackhead nigga would probably click on ur Hook link if u put it in a picture of a sexy white girl..hes already said how much he wanted to rape white girls
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Pretty hilarious that he's already gave police everything they need to put him away and he probably doesn't even realise.
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Come play flappy bird niggers

http://flappyparty.com/?room=topkek
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WOW, this IDIOT is so FUCKING DUMB for BRAGGING this on PUBLIC, he deserve what comes his WAY
SERVE him JUSTICE
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I'm Wil Wheaton. I'll help. What can I do?
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>>535265795
Justice for Treyvon
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>>535264375
reverse image searching your picture was amusing
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>>535265595
>implying prison isn't a nigger's natural home and they don't thrive in it
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>>535265495
Yea that's what i'm talking about. But after we have got the password not just blindly remove all his contacts or anything but go deeper and deeper when eventually we got every fucking little detail of his worthless life and in a month or 2 just fucking rape him on every digital channel possible.. that's what im talking about
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Guys post this on Subway's facebook and twitter

Find his adress or his facebook and raid his ass
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>>535265795
stop BEING a HUGE faggot
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This nigger is kind of funny.

Besides, anyone who gets olive oil on a sub should drink piss.
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>>535265837
No pic = bullshit.
pic must include timestamp
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>>535265139
/WhatsACurve
was nice enough to link his youtube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acgo1IbYMuI
This is where he lives?
Same guy?
Cause if it is then
facebook /mario.nebeker
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>>535266069
And btw while this faggot is wishing he was never born playing this in the background in my sweat ears http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-N2Ktgszps
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>>535265795
WOW, this IDIOT is so FUCKING DUMB for TYPING like this on 4CHAN, he deserve what comes his WAY
SERVE him JUSTICE
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>>535266263
>>535266263
>>535266263
/mario.nebeker

FOUND!
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>>535266263
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>>535266069
well its up to you thats a long time to keep a session open, but Jus for the kek..i think i found the subway where he works
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>>535266263
go to facebook /mario.nebeker

is him

hf
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/b/ I see alot of white knight in this thread. You were my /b/. Have some fun. This guy is a cunt and the righteous, miserable fist of /b/ must serve justice.
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Bump
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White logic:
>go into subway treat black dude like nigger
>get mad that nigger got payback.
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Let's attack his Twitter with everything we've got.
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>>535266671
>class of 2013

kid is a fucking wee baby
please please please ruin his chances at ever getting a job ever again /b/
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>>535264375
who the heck is that sauce
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>>535261706
Oh my god. This is the epitome of a newfag
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>>535266732
>healthiest place to eat
>niggers pissing in condiments

lol'd
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>>535266671
if this nigga lives in white ass Utah, then I'm sure recieved more than enough racial harrassment to warrant a few bottles of extra golden olive oil
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>>535266732
His facebook says he's from Utah tho
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some of his other pics from subway
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>>535264435
no need to dox, just complain to subway, or send this to some shitty news sites that have nothing better to report, subway will dox him for you.
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>>535261706
I'm a faggot because we work closely with Subway's corporate office at my job ? what are you doing with your life ?
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Bump and drop
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>>535266790
Hello nignog
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>>535266790
Oh look guise, Mario is here.
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Niggers being niggers

and op being a fag.

what's the big deal
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>>535266928
Reverse Image idiot,

It's Ryan Newman
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monitoring the thread
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>>535266732
>27/7
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>>535266671
Mario Luckhoo
FB from Utah
>>535266732
Supposed restaurant.
What now?
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Maybe I'm dumb but wouldn't the EXIF data have the coordinates to the specific shop?
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>>535267192
If this nigger lives anywhere he deserves what he gets.
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the real reason OP mad
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>>535267227
Niggers will always nig...
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Someone post Lel please :(
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>>535267226
yeah i know thats what puzzled me..Check it out and tell me what u think

https://www.google com/#q=yelp+IonLikeThots
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>>535267562
dat forehead
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>>535259047
lets do et plz.
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>>535267562
damn she ugly as FUCK
>that 5head
>that super thin hair
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>>535266732
at the airport

>no to my bottle of body wash
>yes to piss
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>>535261286
>Your opinion is 100% wrong and my opinion is the only suitable option!
Fuck off fag.
>>
Get his Facebook, look at where he works through deductive reasoning, call that Subway and get him fired.

How hard is this shit?
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Retweet the shit out of his info.

@SUBWAY Mario Luckhoo/Nebeker AKA @IonLikeThots is pissing in your olive oil. Someone from corporate should say hi.

I've already tweeted this out. Let him know he's fucked.
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>>535260565
Yeah, THAT'LL REALLY SHOW HIM
good plan you fuckwadeating twat
>>
monitoring
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>>535267673
Look at that shit. You're nearly as bad as the nigger for living in such filth.
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>>535266732
someone call and vocaroo.

I would but no calls inflight.
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Emailing Subway
what should I say?
What pics to include?
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>>535267241
the one and only goddess
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Serve him some justice anons
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>>535257331
>facebook /mario.nebeker
Calling all subways asking for the employee ill post store when found.
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This is what happens when you give niggers some rights. Thanks a lot Hariet tubman and Martin Luther King JR. Somebody call the NOOSE police ASAP!
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>>535268046
snaps of him taking money, rape, everything related to the piss incident.
>>
ok so first things first, we get his facebook and twitter
no we dont spam him. we get control of them.
we find evidence of him ittion on other women and send it to his gf. if there is no evidence then we make some

we find his family via facebook and harrass them.

we make sure this guy cannot even escape at home. we do this for real
>>
it is all white's fault
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>>535261841
>not using windows
>b-b-b-b-b-but muh shekels
>muh botnets
>muh nsa backdoors
>muh open source
fuck off Heaven
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>>535268138
doing same here, should narrow it down

Can people not doing shit but shitposting just stfu, you're not adding anything to the thread or doing anything useful, go fuck off
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>>535268046
Email them this Link: https://vine.co/v/MAuU1JUxdA5
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>>535260565
You must be the stupidist fucking idiot ive ever seen on /b/
>lrn2internet moron
Ddos him... wow.. he isnt a website u pleb
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>>535267562
damn girl looks about 12
he like the underage white pussy
>crackas be mad
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>>535257331
>implying anyone but niggers eat at subway
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>>535267240
Mathematical forecasting
6 figures
>what are you doing with your life?
Not wasting it I guess
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>>535268670
I'm white and I eat at subway. Where else can I get moderately healthy fast food garbage
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>>535260565
EDGY
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>>535268623
You really think you can't DDOS an ip?? All that is required is packet flooding. Do you even know what DDOS stands for?

Wow....
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which one could it be?
>protip Niggas usually live on the south side.
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>>535267817
smh at this faggy fake account
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>>535268623
cmon guis he means that if this black man walks into any of our restaurants we should deny him service
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>>535268623

stop arguing with him you fuck
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>>535268842
try cooking you fucking neckbeard
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>>535268894
Nah dude, dude naw. I just haven't used it in a while.
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PEOPLE

> SHUT THE FUCK UP

some of us are actually trying to do something, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOP SHITPOSTING, STOP ARGUING

JUST

SHUT

UP
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>>535266253

Irrelevant. I can do something publicly, if needed.
>>
Subway's in St. George Utah:

765 E 700 S
St George, UT
(435) 628-4007
141 Brigham Rd
St George, UT
(435) 628-2608
2654 Red Cliffs Dr
St George, UT
(435) 251-9330
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>>535267562
dat 5 head.
>>
Is anyone else amused by the massive shitstorm that is about to smite this nigger and the fact he is completely unaware?

Like dozens of people he has never met and never will know are going out of their way to fuck him over and hes just trotting along oblivious to the massive shitfest that is about to be his life in 24 hours.

Oh /b/, never change..
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>>535262469
>saving thumbnails
>being this new
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>>535268836
You're not supposed to count the numbers after the decimal point in your salary.
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>>535268842
At fucking ANY other sandwich place. Subway is absolute shit tier

>confirmed for white trash
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>>535268615
FOUND Him. Mario is the only one working. at this subway
https:[email protected],-113.572233,13z/am=t/data=!4m9!1m6!2m5!1sst+george+utah+subway!3m3!1ssubway!2sSt+George,+UT!3s0x80ca44d0984939e5:0x531707f2f8a11c1e!3m1!1s0x80ca5ad8c98349df:0xd7befc833d3aa939
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>>535268892
well of the 11 we can cross out the convenience stores and the Walmart location leaving 8
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>>535269321
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>>535268836
Lobbyist, you're not impressing anybody kid.
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>>535269234
found him call this one. >>535269421
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>>535269321
im just doing it cus he is a nigger
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>>535269234

So we call and ask for Mario.
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>>535269421
bump 5 justice
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>>535266263
This cant be real. This could be on those cringe threads.
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>>535269421
SUBWAY® Restaurants
2 reviews$Sandwich Shop
335 S River Rd, St George, UT 84790 (435) 688-7799
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what if he's joking?
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>>535260565
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>>535268875
>>535268875
Digi denial of service pleb
I kno u can ddos an ip, but WHYYYY,
hes on a fucking cell phone prob anyways

Fucking newfags
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>>535269421
RUIN HIM
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>>535269421
how do you know its the one?
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>>535269820
Corporate still won't take rape, pissing in food, and theft jokes lightly.
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>>535269820
then he's stupid
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lol @ yall all being scared to actually do something...

>so who's calling?
>and then what do we do?
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>>535269782
have u called?
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>>535263610
Considering how Subway would condemn the actions either way, It sounds more like he's a legit underclassling than a joker. Showing his face means he doesn't care aboot his job
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really, you fucking fags?

I used to work at Subway. That place sucks, and I for one think this is hilarious. But also, don't care if this guy gets fired.
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>>535269820
it won't matter considering all the fear he instilled in me.

Subway could only restore tranquility in the form of subway gift cards.
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>>535269782
vocaroos NOW YOU NIGGERS
>>
4356887799 THIS IS MARIO CONFIRMED, JUST GOT A HOLD OF HIM!
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>>535269937
called answered as Mario
>>535270046
Fuck yeah i did.
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>>535257331
They're getting paid less than shit. Let them have their fun. If he was shitting in it I would be angry but its piss, you can't die from it unless he has a disease. But regardless he's an idiot for posting this.
>>
You see, the thing about subway is, no matter what you get, it always tastes like subway.
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lel he has a cute white girlfriend
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>>535269782

I CALLED AND I WAS LIKE

"Is mario there?"
"this is him"
I snickered and hung up. this is the right number:
>>
>ITT: SHITSTORM
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>>535270002
>>535270068
>>535270101
>>535269820
awwww are you afraid to ruin somones life? welcome to /b/ bitch. its on
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>>535269321
Anyways come on anons get ITT
>lets ruin this nigger

Bump
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>>535269421
IT''S HIM. Can Confirm.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3
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a nigga is stealing money from a company and pissing on the food im fucking shocked
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This guy reminds me of my friend Jared. He ALWAYS bitches on facebook/tumblr/social media/anyone who will listen about TARGET. Like man the fuck up, get a real job or work harder to become manager. Typical entitled liberals/niggers.
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Lol, look at the reviews for the place
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I can buy the ingredients to make submarine sandwiches for $10 and make enough subs to eat for 3 days.
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I'm on hold with the USDA while I'm waiting to file a report.

What do I say?
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Confirmed.
(435) 688-7799
>>
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>>535266217
fucking this guy right here.
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List of sources so far:

twitter.com/IonLikeThots/status/440229140814245888
Piss bottle

twitter.com/IonLikeThots/status/436715012631982080
Stealing money

vine-- .co/v/MAuU1JUxdA5


youtube-- /user/WeFunnnyThoo

facebook-- /mario.nebeker


Anything else?
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>>535266308
Fuck you asshole
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>>535269782
>>535270185
>>535270168

CALL HIM AND ASK FOR BATTLETOADS
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>>535270352
no confirmations yet
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>>535270543
>the people of /b/
fucking cancer
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>>535270565
>(435) 688-7799
it is him
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>>535270535
>inb4 nigget gets lynched

Any /b/tards want to go out in blaze of glory for anonymous everywhere?
>>
Someone screencap this shit and email subway, and some new places in the area
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>>535261347
True, but that doesn't make it less disgusting
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>>535270382
besides the "op is a faggot" part, it's bretty gud mane
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>>535270382
lawl you sound like what i imagine a /b/tard would sound like, well done
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>>535270653
My fucking sides
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>>535270382
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3
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>>535257331
>mfw i cook my own meals
>mfw i never been to subway
And this filthy subhuman is reason enough to stay away from this shit.
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Sexy photo break
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>>535269321
>>535269321

fucking yes..the reason I love this place
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>>535270901
more vocaroos
>>
Do you think he actually pissed in the bottle?
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niggers gonna delete the posts. too late dont you think
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>>535270543
HOLY FUCKING CANCER DUDE
>RULES 1 AND 2
AND YES THIS IS A FUCKING RAID
>/CRRUUUUIIIISEEEEE CONTROOOOOL
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hue
>>
anyone call the local police department yet?
>>
yall faggots can stop debating.

i phoned corporate and informed them of his name, the posts, and the branch location. now we wait for the media backlash
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>>535270848
Save The evidence faggots
>>
Someone go in and order it, and record it, and get it tested so subway can't say 'lol he was just joking'
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>>535270382
>Why is OP a faggot?
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>>535267227
So this guy is basically a rates hore?
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>>535270474
aybar22 is his gf and she is blonde.
>>
>>
>>535271069
>>535271049

hivemind
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>>535269630
>So we call and ask for Mario.
That might not work too well
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The nearest large city with a news station is Las Vegas about 100 miles away. I doubt they would take the story. But I bet the local police department will.

City Police:
http://www.sgcity.org/police/indexmain.php

County Sheriff:
https://news.washeriff.net/

I'll let one of you guys contact them.
>>
Fuck this nigger let's fuck him up
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>>535271062
seriously. that's the most cancerous shit ever
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>>535270848
>>
>>535270382
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eXH4RCNRb3

>you believe anything you see on twitter
>Yeah?

lost it
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>>535271069
>>535271069
TOP FUCKING LEL
his phone is off the hook with /b/tards
Oh I love u guise
>>
USDA is going to look into it.
Great job guys. We're getting a Subway shut down.
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>>535270543
jesus what a fucking retard
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>>535269321
Except he'll probably just get fired. There's no proof he actually urinated in it. Joking about it is enough to get fired (only because this is blowing up)
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>>535270543
you need to leave cunt
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>>535270543
>the people of /b/
rules one and two you gargantuan faggot
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>>535271048
>(435) 688-7799
at this point it doesn't matter.
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>>535270382
>do you believe everything you see on twitter?
>......yeah?
top kek
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nigger got scared
c'mon /b/, we're almost there
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>>535271004
This girl is mediocre
Look up some pics where se shows her ass
Theyre hard to find (no wonder)
Bitch ass look like pancakes flat as fuck
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You guys should Call his workplace
>Say you been a customer there
>Say you seen his tweets
>Verbally abuse him or threaten him
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>>535271347
/b/ detectives
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>>535270723
Trying to figure out who this faggot is.
He's being a complete retard.
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>>535271290
>https://news.washeriff.net/
just because i hate subway im going to call the news stations there and give them the drop
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>>535271070
Calling Telling him that local police are on there way for him pissing in a olive oil bottle.
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>>535270189


really, funny reply cuz if I ever caught someone's piss in my food I'd be over the counter running their face thru the slicer

with such a death wish, I'd be careful how hard you rub your magic lamp
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>>535261493
>https://vine.co/v/MAuU1JUxdA5
Vine has been deleted. Did anybody grab it?
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>>535271347
there's a Ross across the street, I love that place.
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>>535270382
>do you believe everything on twitter?
>yeah
Fucking mongoloid
>>
did anyone get the video before he deleted it?
>>
this guy doesn't even sound like a nigger, it's a shame he has to do shit like this
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>>535260927
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>>535271070
I am now
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>>535271340
Proof?
>>
I am going there now.. I am going to order a sub with oil, theb I am going to take a bite, vomit everywhere, pull this up on my phone, call police and then a lawyer to sue them for millions...
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>>535270543
In>>535271480
Lololol
I can sense the sarcasm dude
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>>535266671
>Birthday January 8

Holy crap. He has the same birthday as me (diffrent year probably) and Kim Jong Un
>>
I didn't get a vocaroo, but when he answered I let this play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64
>>
Someone get the full DOX on this faggot.
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>>535271762
ask for extra olive oil

don't even ask for ingredients, just bread and oil
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>>535271762
DUDE. /B/ GETS N7GGER FIRED AND WINS MILLIONS IN LAWSUITE

im okay with this
Do it
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>>535271728
Not much but a phone call with a receptionist and an "okay, we'll look into it sir"
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>>535271698
Local police number is (435) 627 4300 calling now
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>>535271762
Its your right - nay, DUTY as an American to do so.
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>>535271931
Fuck it. Just ask for a glass of oil.
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>>535270628
girlfriend is
fb /aybar22
twitter /whatsacurve
she is trash just like him
>>
ej89pger890gherhyerh8gh89noidhdl;kfgnbv
>>
>>535264837
>su
>secure
pick eins
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>>535259970
>>535259970

>walk into subway
>minimum wage negro behind counter
>walk out of subway

You're also forgetting to walk out when you see a minimum wage hispanic behind the counter as well.

If you're white, they're going to fuck with your food.
>>
Anyone send email or call Subway HQ yet? I'd send pics, but mobilefag here.
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>>535271762
post results
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>>535269205

Newfag alert
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>>535262503
This nigga don't know pemdas
shut the fuck up you're embarrassing yourself
>>
!roll best id
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Toasting in epic bread.
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>>535271931
Hahaha this is great
>finally/b/ does something for the lulz since cut4bieber
>this is why I cant leave my anon /b/ros
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>>535272145
Disregard that, I suck cocks
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>>535261493
reported
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>>535272043
Oh god, yes. Go fuck with his girlfriend.
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>>535270543
Jesus fucking christ this account is cancer.
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>>535272145
..he's right tho
>>
This guy is such a fag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5hxxfh_wk
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>>535259970
>walk into subway

nigga quit lyin
>>
phone disconnected?
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>>535271190
>hore
Whore
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>>535257331
>>
So anyone want to put a huge pic together and post it on Subway's wall?
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>>535272040
kek
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>>535271762
film for posterity.
if god had one purpose for you anon, it is to do this.
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>>535265259
>2014
>uses debian
>such plebian
>isfhygddt
>>
lel I think I startled him .
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
>>
(435) 688-7799 lol it is him
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>>535272540
Yea I'm going to keep calling though
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>>535272540
Called him and pre-ordered a sandwich with just oil about 5 minutes ago.
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Okay anons its obvious were getting the nigger fired, and subway shuf down for investigation, but what are we doing to ruin the nigras life outside of work?

>full dox
>home address
>cell phone
We need his cell NOW
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>>535272540
naaaa its bussy as hell
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>>535272689
ask for battletoads
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>>535272365
This. It will ruin their relationship, making his life even more of a living hell. Dumb nig shoulda never nigged.
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LULZ EPIC BREAD WIN 4CHAN ANONYMOSE 4 LIFE XD
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>>535272591
dat filename

my sides
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>>535265795
is that you in the pic? asl?
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>>535272676
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>535272676
you'll go to jail for a longer period of time for claiming to be a federal agency

topkek.
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>>535272515
DAT FILE NAME
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>>535271471
THIS
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>>535272786
cant get through, its bussy as fuck
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>>535266217
>implying this nigger was the one who said that line and not just quoting it
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>>535272676
almost lold
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>>535272192
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>>535272735
Read the thread you newfag, that's already been found out.
>335 S River Rd, St George, UT 84790
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>>535268257

No, THIS is what happens when you treat niggers like human beings and give them rights.
>>
what was that pizza place in cali where we caught the guy jacking off in the kitchen?
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>>535272676
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
pure gold
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>>535262848
Gave customer 1 napkin, sued us for 1.5 million. Dude couldnt use the dispenser or something and I made a comment about stoopid people/
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>>535272676
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2MKb0zIfQ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>535272676
Based.
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who has the vine?! its crucial!!
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>>535272690
>>535272776

got through/// not answering
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>>535272676
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>>535272591
>filename
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>>535272993
Isnt that the subway adress, also because I missed one post im the newfag.
>I hope u realize how retarded you sound and feel bad about it
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This is special agent Ryan Shugnuk FBI and this is my arrest. Leave him alone anonymous we'll take it from here
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>>535272676
lel. The last thing he said was "WHAT" and he sounded scared. This Nigger knows that he is in deep shit.
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>>535273315
Prove it. post badge with timestamp
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>>535270653
i laffed.
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>>535272676
Tip top lel anonymous
That was so funny it hurt my sides
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>>535271508
troll army idiots>>535257331
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>>535272882
Such a faggot
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>>535273335
He said word, nice prank call faggots.
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ANOTHER WORTHLESS SUBHUMAN NIGGER
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>>535272676
why would he answer the phone saying "hello"
if he's at work wouldnt it be "hello subway can i help you" or some shit?
or am i just being silly
i have no face
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>>535273592
Ya took the b8, m8
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>>535272043
Shes not dating a Mario?
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>>535273432
Im his partner
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>>535273058
McDonald's Royal Burgers Pounder meter
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Someone should call him and tell him that his twitter account is being monitered by [local police] and that he needs to bring his phone to the station for further investigation. Failure to do so will result in etc etc (also mention that all of his tweets have been saved, prior to his deletion, and anything he deletes now will be considered tampering of evidence and can result in 439856945 days in jail or whatever)

pls respond
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>>535272676
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>>535272676
fuck, I laughed
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you eat fast food... you're eating somebody's shit or jizz or piss from some point in the supply chain. from mexicans shitting in the fields on your lettuce, to some trucker using your pressed ham as a fleshlight to this fool pissing in your oil bottle... someone's fucked up your food.
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>>535273716
Timestamp or you are faggot.
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>>535273716
FBI partners with secret service? cool.
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>>535273716
No time stamp but ill take the bait and leave him alone. I was the first to find his place of work FYI
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>>535271762
If you do this shit..
I will get you a personal statue
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>>535273907
>what is home land security intra investigation
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Phone is busy, busy, busy.
Sent in a complaint to subway customer service.
Mario is having a bad day.
Lul.
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>>535270543
well done, anon. Now we have a nigger more in this cancerpot
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>>535273748
>pls respond
10/10 made me lol
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>>535270543
I'm going to ddos this faggot right now
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>>535269175
I mean when im not at home you inbred
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Photo break
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>>535271762
I'd probably give you money if you do this w/ pics and timestamp.
I can't let this and MCR both be letdowns. I just can't :,(
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timestamp plz
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>>535274146
tried calling several times but i just keep getting beeps. Must be having a field day haha
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>>535270382
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TOLD HIM !

>He'll probably delete it now.
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>>535274353
we should take a moment and get snacks as well
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>>535273748
>pls respond
hahahahahaha fuck i'm crying
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>>535274353
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>>535274475
It won't matter, Everyone has snapshots
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His latest tweet

> my sides
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>>535271762
you will be god among men if u do this
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>>535273716

>no timestamp
>filename
>google returns results
nice try basement dweller
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So are we ordering pizza or what.
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LOL HOLY SHIT!!!
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"FUCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM FUCKING OUT DOG" - His twitter
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>>535270543
Cancer
> please anhero
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>>535270543
>EVER LINKING TO THE THREAD.
you stupid shiteater.
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>>535273315
Ryan Shugnuk

Man thats the type of name you'd think up if you werent FBI and you were just some randomer, you probably looked around your room, shrugged noticed yourself in the mirror which in turn you saw a bag of nuts and some koolaid and you thought "yeah Shugnuk sounds reasonable"
0/10
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>>535274607
Saved all this shit and sent it to subway.
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>>535274626
Im bugging out man
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>>535274470
its ringing now my fellow faggots. i got through. taking requests
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Someone must have grabbed that vine before it was deleted. Somebody please
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Someone with a deep voice call (435) 688-7799
and claim you're with the police and you're coming to the store soon. Make sure you sound legit.
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>>535274475
This shit has been archived. It ain't goin' nowhere. Fuckin' nowhere.
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You fucking retards.

This is all an elaborate personal army request.
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>>535274604
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>FUCK THE COPS ARE OUTSIDE SUBWAY IM FUCKING OUT DOG
hahahahahahaha
100% LOL
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For anyone curious:
http://www.sgcity.org/
Pretty fucking city.
Small though. Low crime. PD will respond to something like this.
>Dispatch for a city very similar
Here's the phone number. (435) 627-4301

When you call, explain that there has been a disturbance and you're calling for a friend. Call needs to last less than 15 seconds though so it gets sent to the immediate priority.
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>>535274604
holy shit she looks creepy
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>>535274846
who cares?
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