To my stetson-wearing friend... Here is some headgear gone wrong.
anyone else seen that video where two male marines tag team that female marine while on shore leave
only legit stuff please, no poser crap
also, you guys gotta contribute more
does it have to be in ACU? I have some DCU, MARPAT, maybe some 6 color choc chip and good ol fashioned M81 plus some dress uniform, too.
sure, anon, given lack of participation I'd say go ahead.
Winrar for sexiest chick in acus. She's from New Jersey. I have her nudes.
Doesn't matter. She is most likely not in the military. Nose is peirced, Brand new ACUs and PC and her hair looks in crazy good condition for all the stupid shit females have to do with their hair.
poast em fgt
you seem to forget about hungarian rain patter aka E. German stitchtrn
Yeah, but after being in the Marines I don't ever want to fuck a wookie or girl in uniform ever again.
I've still got some left. after that I have some with no uniform bits, but military hardware and some sfw ones in slutty poses
here's another for ya
Not marines. Navy here, spent time embeded with USMC Security Forces in washington, and then Army in Kuwait. inb4 are you a doc. No.
I lurk because I hate in this case. I can count the number of useful females in I encountered in ten years on one hand.
>still a pv2
>Wanting pictures of girls in an Army uniform
As someone in the Army, I can confirm that we get literally all of the Army girls. I've only ever seen two 8/10+ in my time. I've seen a fair few more in the Navy/AF, but in general, attractive women don't join the military at all.
Question to any Militarybros here.
In May im gonna be heading to Texas for my buddies wedding (him and his woman are both Marines),
Whats the best way of nailing some lady Marines?
Open bar btw
try airforce, considering she's innacontroltower
>In May im gonna be heading to Texas for my buddies wedding (him and his woman are both Marines),
Whats the best way of getting an STD?
don't, mang, jest don't
How to bang female military members:
1.) Be somehow conceivably, even remotely, attractive.
2.) Grow facial hair
3.) Get haircut that would be unauth for a military member
4.) Show up in town, and at functions where they are drinking.
5.) Fucking score
Elaborate for us civilians?
I heard one story of a marine stationed overseas that nailed one fem. marine with a downstairs that reminded him of a grilled cheese sandwich.
I'm guessing all the girls don't shower as often over there....
>try airforce, considering she's innacontroltower
It's funny, because my first thought was USAF 2nd LT. But... you say that like there's not aviation jobs in EVERY OTHER FUCKING BRANCH OF SERVICE. Which, there are.
But she still seems USAF to me.
Anybody have the link to the video of like 4 army chicks from Ft Sam eating each other out in their barracks room?
abu gahrab or however its spelled.
Lulz. well played.
Right, considering the navy doesn't run air traffic control towers and issue those shirts to people going down range to this day.
Just dont. Fucking WMs. But if you do, do try to wreck it.
Elaborate on what?
Depends on where they're stationed. They could be on an airfield and have hot showers every day or they could be out in the field with limited access to showers.
At Parris Island they stink pretty bad
No I was 1371, not a Marine "medic". Actually I don't think I've ever met a corpsman that wasn't grounded and chill.
Retarded women who have been give some level of power and the rest are whores. And not the good kind either, the kind that have slept with all your friends first and probably has the herps.
Your guess are as good as mine, then
>Jarhead? Do the world a favor and kill yourself.
Ouch. Actually I'm an ex-Jarhead. Honorably Discharged a few years ago. I was quite suicidal after my tours, but now I'm in a better place. I think I'll stick around a bit longer
>more harm to your country than you are helpful
Maybe so; maybe not. What is your great contribution?
Well, now that i'm talking to a MA who isn't trying to card me at the smoke deck, I got a question. What determines what weapon you carry when you pull gate guard duty? It seems every time I roll on base the MA has got a different firearm on him
He probably lives under the stigma that Marines are all stupid apes.
Dem tours can be rough bro. Any specific way you adjusted? I just got out of the Army and I'm having a pretty rough time adjusting.
Question for those with army experience: what happens in cases like this where the photos get out, and all the dudes you're supposed to be in charge of have seen the capp'in's flappins?
Must make it pretty hard to maintain respect, do they just get on with it, get moved or discharged?
To my credit, in ten years I only wrote two traffic tickets.
Depends on quals, the armory, sometimes the AT/FP plan. Sometimes personal preference. The main sentry should just have an M9 unless you're somewhere with higher security concerns. Generally over-watch will have a long gun. IMHO it should always be an M-16, but there are a lot of worthless fucking MAs that can't shoot, and a lot of pussy leadership that is afraid of putting a gun with some range on it in the hands of an 18yo.
Nature of the military. I've never met a soldier who can't complain like a mother fucker.
If you are referring to the tours it's a multitude of reasons. Away from family and friends, work long days, get shot at, have buddies killed. Shit like that. I still have some problems dealing with my buddy dying when I couldn't go out on patrol with them because I was sick as balls
Well stop. That ain't your fucking fault. You know who's fault it was? The dune coon terrorist who shot him. If you had been there you'd probably have just gotten yourself killed too. I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted that.
oh yeah, there's a whole set of >>532284471
you usually see it posted in milf threads. It might come up if you reverse image search this
Well if you lose a squadmate then yeah you have a valid reason to feel like shit, sorry bro. Hope you shot some of those motherfuckers right back.
I'm an ausfag, we lost like twenty soldiers in the last twenty years, and more than half have been from training incidents. Yet our troops come back and whine and moan and have PTSD and get fat pension. I don't see what's so tough about doing what you signed up to do. See the world, shoot cool guns, fuck other people's day up and get paid well for it.
i tried to enlist as a rifleman. both psych and defence interviewer told me i have the maturity and presence of an officer, that if i want i can be a rifleman, or take the challenge to lead. i have to jump through a few more hoops, such as passing an officer board, but i think that'll be ok.
Depends on agreements with local PD. I only did law enforcement for the Navy overseas and SOFA didn't give us shit for jurisdiction off base. The rest of my time I did physical security with the marines in Washington. Then LE for the Army in Kuwait.
Technically, the UCMJ makes you subject to apprehension anywhere. If they're running it off base on your way in your fucked, if they're running it off base on your way out there's a really good chance they wont be allowed to give pursuit off base. Just hope they didn't catch your plate or a good look at you.
>He probably lives under the stigma that Marines are all stupid apes.
There's definitely some truth to that. There's also some brilliant Marines. Marine intelligence, like any other service or civilian sector, is not just a skewed right histogram - it's a bell curve.
>Any specific way you adjusted?
I shared a 4-bedroom apartment with 3 of my closest wardogs for a couple of years. And 5 others lived right up the road. It was a huge help just to be able to rely on one another when we're going through the blues. Also, talking to one another really helped out. I went through an alcoholic phase that was pretty self-destructive. Then I started smoking marijuana and that really helped with the bad dreams and dark thoughts. Now I'm clean and sober and I'm just white-knuckling it the rest of the way through. It's very tough. Don't expect your life to ever be the same. You'll be a stronger person than most of your civilian peers, though.
TLDR: Talk to your bros. Don't hold it in. Stay away from the VA...they will just dose you with zombie medication.