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fat scooter appreciation thread. I'm proud to be an American.
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where at least I know I'm free.
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And I wont forget the men who died,
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who gave that right to me
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and I'll gladly stand up!
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Next to you and defend her still today
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Interesting thread... Seen the pics before but never a dedicated thread
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'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land!
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God bless the USA!
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ITT: Fat White People
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFDlB8RiNg

Shes madder than fish grease!
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I don't understand how someone can give so little fucks as to actually roll through a fast food drive through in one of these....
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Ya'll need to slow the fuck down and respect my authorituuh
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Its her fucking right!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsTkICplKl0

THESE COLORS DONT RUN!
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suck on this Europe!
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>>531811827
2 Free sides......
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Great thread op, lurking
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such majesty
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American ingenuity. Love me living in Kansas.
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riding dirty
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>>531813498

I used to see them all the time at publix. This was taken where I live. Haven't seen them in almost a year. Maybe she ded.
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America, I want to ask you something. You have a terrible healthcare system that pretty much requires of people to work in order for them to get healthcare coverage, yet you seem to be overrun by landwhales. How is this even possible, how can they afford gore themselves like this and drive around on scooters?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWzEuRiR5Y

TURBO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvqsoFhpvlI
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Britfag here, I have never seen one of these anywhere and I live in London. Fuck seeing a person that fat is a rarity.

>inb4 Muslims etc
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>>531813663
do you live in Jacksonville beach?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2zZhGoE45Y
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>>531813985
it is here too. it is basically anywhere in the US outside places like mississippi
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>>531812438
Who wouldn't be madder than fish grease!
She actually was in a "vehicle", and those fuckers shouldn't give a fuck, just take her money.
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>>531814114

Nope. Gainesville, where she lives/lived.
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>>531812438
>you can try to butter me all you want to
>fully buttered
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>>531813706

Most Americans work in service/information based industry where you sit on your ass all day and/or do low intensity jobs (desk, cubicle, retail, service etc). Physical labor - work that makes you sweat (factory jobs, manual labor) - is practically non-existent. This is true for most post-industrial nations.
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>>531812785
Black man do like big ass!
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scootin
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big mommas house
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I'll help you out op
hungry
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got have my wings
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When I see this I understand why Americans don't want free healthcare. I'd be really pissed off to pay for the coronary bypasses of these fucking wastes of oxygen
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>>531816254
Finally someone gets it from outside the USA!
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WHY WHY GOD NO FUCK WHY SO MUCH FAT HOW WHY
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Keep it up!
I think this is a great thread.
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>>531812438
I just want to tip her over.
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>>531816437
lol
umad?
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>>531816254
and because of shit like this. Fat fucks can now use government and state money to pig out on fast food. EBT is government welfare money.
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always at the state fairs
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>>531812438
Pure First World capitalist sense of individual rights.
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i just wonder when does a person hit the rock bottom when you tell yourself fuck it i will just drive this shit because i cant support the weight of my body. There must have been at least a few moments when the person thinks OK i am already fucking overweight i might not eat like a pig for a while. Fascinating.
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>>531816382
but on the other side, you spit thousands of billions on war without a second thought because "boo hoo they destroyed WTC!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCzRo4BdfS4

fat Jerry Sandusky
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I found this, I think it's kind of an assholic thing to do but it is on topic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BmG_39UD-8
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>>531817296
Try to keep this thread on the topic of fat asses you sperg.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYasnIZC68k

in their natural habitat
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>>531816786
I had to look up what EBT even is. WTF
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>>531816786
You can only use EBT for non-prepared food. The only "restaurant" I've seen that takes it is Papa Murphey's but that's obvious since they don't cook it for you. This is either fake or in a state with fucked up laws.
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>>531817140
they don't see it, if they see, they don't care or when they care, they eat more because they are frustrated.

>>531816786
the govt seriously let people use their food coupon in fast food restaurants?
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>>531811907
And then this faggot sued the store...

'Murican Dreem.
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>>531817445
fair enough

so, how many years till you guys elect some Hitler-like president who'll gas the fatsos for the greater good of America?
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>>531817742
I live in Kansas CIty Missouri. There is a local fried chicken joint off Bannister road that clearly displays on their sign that they Accept EBT and food stamps.
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>>531817689
Did some research, I was wrong. They just have fucked up laws. Guess there aren't enough niggers in Oregon to notice.
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to those living in america, are these mobility scooter people as common and the internet makes them out to be?
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The seats on those things look quite small (normal sized, but small for those blobs of fat) Are these things designed for fatties or are the meant to be used by disabled people?
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>>531818201
yes. walk into any walmart and you will see 3/4ths of those on scooters are whales.
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>>531818060
>not enough niggers in Oregon
Anon, you have never been to Portland I see.
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>>531818367
I have the answer for ye
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0zyynSpyE Even though this my home, I still love living here.
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>>531818039
my real question was: do you feel that today in the US morbid obesity is more and more tolerated or, on the contrary, there is some kind of hatred developing towards fat people?

serius qwesshon
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>>531818201
kinda, higher chance in a walmart for sure, mainly because the store offers them. Used to be for disabled, then fatties started using them too.
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>>531811608
dat ass
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>>531818201
Not common, and they are generally used by old women, who may or may not be fat. But old and lazy none the less.
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>>531818728
I think it's becoming more tolerated as a lifestyle
People allow it to happen and are less bothered by the extreme fatness
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>>531818728
More tolerant. For example, go to any natioanal park, amusement park, public park for that matter, you now see fat seats being installed to accommodate fat asses. People still think fattys are gross and lazy, but most won't actually confront them. We are too compassionate to tell them to put the Mayo down and munch on some Kale

pic related
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>>531819234
i did know these existed
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>>531819507
*did not
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>>531818201
Very common at Walmart. And they sometimes travel in packs like a scooter gang.
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>>531819234
I guess it's only wise for them to adapt their facilities, they have something to sell after all
My question was more about public opinion
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>>531811258
Where at least I know I'm 140 pounds.
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>>531811608
Is that a hammock up her nasty ass?
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Faygo soda, Chips (crisps), a slurpee, and dinner in a walmart Sub way. Holy Christ on his throne
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>>531818367
there is a thin line between being fat or having a disability. probably doctors receive a commission, if they get fatties into scooters

1/3
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>>531816254
I work for a grocery store and iv'e felt this way for years aka EBT "food Stamps"
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>>531819895
well there's this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTHL2Gu_Hw
If you look for specialized "bariatric" equipment you will find that their sales have skyrocketed and are making a very big new market.
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>>531819234
and we shall call them freedom chairs
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>>531819895
most Americans don't give a shit since people come in all sizes. Chances are you have at least 1 friend or family member who is a fat ass
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2/3
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>>531812438
Listen to that scooter fucking creak at 2:10 when she drives away.
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>>531819831
you can see the fear on those kids as the landwhales are about to go all Tiananmen on them
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>>531811608
that one is actually sexy.
moar of her.
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Shes on the case!
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>>531820336
hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-b9HF6B7sk
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>>531820260
>>531820278
3/3 already I posted >>531812438
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If I ever come to America what is the best state/place to see scooter whales?
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>>531812438
how is this not from the Onion!?
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>>531820443
probably walmart, or some other major retailer
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True love. Happy Valentines day!
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>>531819234
I remember working at a local hospital and one of the secretaries was too wide for a regular chair. Bitch managed to wedge one hip in one side and then force the over down.

She could have used one of these...
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>>531820373
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>>531817689
In florida McDonalds accepts EBT. FUCKING MC DONALD'S
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>>531820443
Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, or West Virginia
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Someone who invented them is Rich as fuck now.
Imagine if people like them, would be in some islad and had to survive for 2 months before rescue mission
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>>531812145
lol, its the niggers that are the fattest of all. Hell, they LIKE it fat
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>>531812438
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFDlB8RiNg
Im so sad her FOUNDAMENTAL right to get junk food is disrespected...
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everytime I step into a walmart
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Stop with all these hambones
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>>531820443
Walmart. They have about 20 rascals available when you first walk in
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>>531820556
I feel better knowing that it's physically impossible for those things to have sex
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>>531820556
They probably don't even have their own hearts
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>>531812438

Never change, Murrica.
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suprised this one hasnt shown up yet, its my personal favourite. looks like fatty climbing the shelves to get some snack attack.
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>>531819234
God, this must be a fucking joke. I can't believe what i saw in this thread.
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a fucking classic. from some amusement park in Washington or Oregon.
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>>531811827
>that plate on the back of her scooter...
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>>531817689
Not fake. Recently moved to California. Big sign in Burger King "we now accept EBT"

All my wut..
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>>531820673
I just like curvy women.
Go fuck yourself ad your racist comments.
You smart enough to detect a brotha, but not to keep your mouth shut.
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>>531818039
As a Liberty resident I can confirm this. Its on most restaurants around here...
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Damn, i ever thought that i am fat, but this..... this, what is this? elephants on wheels? Man. But its a good motivation to do even more sports, i dont wanna end that pathetic like these losers.
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>people of magnificent size!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glDLEqk2QZA
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>>531811258
God made us as we are.
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that poor child.
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>>531813706
Because unhealthy food is much cheaper than real/unprocessed/organic food that turns you into this shit
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>>531820978
I have always been amazed how fucking fat some of these women are who get knocked up. You would be fucking surprised what comes in pregnant.

I have heard rumor (but no real evidence) about how these super-fatties have sex. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?

You laugh but I have seen some god-damned fucking hambeasts come in to give birth. It still stymies me how they actually had successful sex.

Anyone out there have any insight?
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at least she is eating healthy
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I hate it when a scooter couple decides to completely block off one of the aisles so you have to turn around, go down the next aisle, and enter through the other side.

And they dont know how to drive those damn things. There has been a few times ive been bumped into and nearly run over. At least the scooters beep when they back up.
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These pictures fucking piss me off because my dad was disabled due to years of diabetes, he worked his fucking ass off his entire like running his own mechanic shop and working along the men he employed. Due to his health he had to stop working, then when his health got worse and he got diabetic neuropathy (damage to nerves that both makes the hands and feet numb but also in constant pain) he tried to get one of these chairs because he couldn't walk due to the pain.

The fucking companies told him "because you can walk more then 3 feet we can't accept your insurance, you'll have to pay out of pocket". These fucking things cost $1000 without insurance. He and my mother couldn't afford that. So he went without one for several years until he found on for sale at a garage sale, being the great mechanic he was he fixed it as good as new. But before he found it he would try to go to the store, non of the scooters were available due to fatasses like these taking them, so he'd have to turn around and leave.

He was legit disabled and couldn't get one, he could have lied, the woman on the phone said, "Just lie and say you can't walk" but he wasn't going to lie. But these fucking fatass worthless cunts lie and get them for free.
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>>531821332
you a swine,and you ain't my nigga
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I wonder what the Chinese think when they are making these "clothes" to the XXXXXXXXXXL size. I probably would think that I'm making garments to non-humans.
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>>531821483
>that poor child.

Kid dies on a tsunami of fat after her mom suddenly stops her scooter
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I love this thread
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DISNEY WORLD!
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>>531821195
Is that a cheese?
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>>531821613
>eating healthy
Eating healthy children, must be
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>>531816254
You just nailed it
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>>531821613
HAHA
is that her daughter?
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Happy Valentines Day 2. you will never be in love
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>>531816786
They only take disabled veterans benefits there.

Nice try fagopean.
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>>531818728
Hatred towards it still. They are trying to push this "your body is beautiful shit" showing complete whales and saying it's ok to be like that. When really they should push a healthy weight image. Luckily for us obesity here is falling. I honestly don't think it's due to increased healthy lifestyle though. I think all the fat fucks are starting to die off.
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>>531821585
>. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?

WHAT?
ok, those a worse "job" than jizz mopper at a XXX cinema
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>>531818201
Not at all, but I live half the year in California and the other half in NYC. We are a superior people compared to the Midwest and nigger South.
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moar disney
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>>531821728
By the way, I am disabled and I walk with crutches. My legs don't work. But I have never seated on a wheelchair or scooter. I simply cannot understand how much these people hate themselves to put themselves in this kind of situation. I mean, they are healthy and they become "disabled" on purpose. I am disabled and I walk on crutches daily and everywhere, supermarket or whatever. Wow, much doge.
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>>531820415
that's so pathetic
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>>531815024
kinda makes me want to get a "seal team 6" jacket
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fat people sure do love pastel colors
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>>531820443
Look up the Bible Belt man. Stick to the south. Holy fuck they love their fried everything's. Mother fuckers eat fried butter... BUTTER
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>>531822164
...jimmy?
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>>531822164
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I thought I'd seen every and nothing could disgust me anymore on here, but you've made it /b/ I'm disgusted. Something must be done to fix that shit, do you think Auswitch is available?
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proof fat fucks CAN walk
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fat train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsZF-rsJi4
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mfw the bus home took an extra 20 minutes the other day because of herd of fat fucks on rascals
i nearly missed my morning chem lecture
we need a new serial killer or something to help thin the ranks of these land whales
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Today at whalemart
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>>531822586
not for long
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I am glad this new hip trend has not hit the northern east coast.
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>>531822586
if i wasn't convinced that her thighs havent been cleaned in months, i'd desperately want a look at that asssssssss
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>>531821662
In the land of the free Fatness is a lifestyle like being gay, I bet if you broke your leg and had to use crutches a fatty would get pissed at you if you took a scooter.
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>>531822518
Y-y-y-y-yes-s-s
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>>531819234
>be a britfag
>go to florida on holiday
>be pretty skinny as i've had eating problems for a long time
>see one of these things on a roller coaster
>laugh my fucking ass off
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>>531822050
Again, no real evidence other than hearsay. But basically these folks who are so fat their genitals can't reasonably touch have friends who do things like hold the fat out of the way, stabilize positioning and make it possible these fatties reproduce.

It still fucking astounds me but as it is said: life will always find a way.
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>>531822674
fuck that does look pretty awesome. watermark aside, that's the old guy i want to be
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>>531822517
That actually looks like it would be fun to drive around.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSWaxPpedSU

Disney World now.....
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>>531822825
Dude, welcome to the 'land of the free'.
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>>531811608
Originally full back. On her, a thong.
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>>531822586
where is your good now?
>Christians: 0
>atheist: 0
>fats: 500lbs
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I never seen something like this in my country!
I'm 22 now and live in Luxemburg.
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Fat fucks at Disney world having a park sponsored fat scooter race.
http://izismile.com/2013/04/29/obese_people_on_scooters_racing_at_disney.html
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Maybe we should push them in the ocean and let them become a separate species like seals or sealions.
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>mfw basically all of the randos in the background are overweight also.
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>>531812785
dem back titties
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>>531817689
In certain locations fast food restaurants can accept EBT to allow people who aren't able to cook for themselves like the homeless or elderly.
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>>531823494
no, that would be an enviromental disaster

"New species eat 75% of sea life"
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>>531811258

Send those inhuman flesh baskets to Africa.

You know how many children never had any meat?
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>>531823494
sure
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>>531821585
gaffa tape
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This has to be the best america appreciation thread ever on /b
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>>531824110
You did it, you're a great athlete!!!
>>531824000
>>531823869
Well maybe in the arctic or the coast of africa, or send them to africa to be used like the mighty hippo.
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>>531824330
This is a fat fucks on scooter appreciation thread. All nations are accepted.

Pic related, fat fuck Frenchie
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>>531824330
England is here too!
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>>531824613
So is this an amerifrench or a frenchilard?
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>>531824330
What's wrong with that? That's how all skinny girls dress...
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damn genetics
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>>531822586
holy shit
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Holy fuck, America. Why.
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>>531812554
Well, in my country there is a FagDonalds which has it's drive trough open all night (only the drive trough is open tgo), I simply give 0 fuck and take my order walking. So them having a scooter + mass, they do look like a car
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This is just mind numbingly pathetic. Even if was super obese I'd never touch such a vehicle
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>>531819234
They are every where now!. Football (soccer) stadiums.
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>>531819234
Hospitals
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>>531824613
Sacre bleu! Où est le burger?! :D:DD:D
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>>531819234
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>>531819234
Airports and Train Stations
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>>531819234
>>531825528
>>531825589
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>>531825237
cool story.
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>>531822771
im a fat guy and i would never use one of these scooters. sometimes i feel sorry and want to use one but there are older and truely disabled ppl out there and i could use the exercise. they are the scum of the earth
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>>531824613
french you say?
ai I missing something?
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>>531825589
I mean, if they were gonna put them anywhere...

fat people go to the hospital a lot, because being that fat is horrible for your health. It just shows the hospital is paying attention.
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Vilma Soltesz, This woman was so fat, she couldn't even fly and ended up dying. Look at that fucking stump.
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>>531825589
What the fuck is happening to the world

>I'm too fat to sit on a regular chair

>since i can't get any smaller, the chairs needs to get bigger
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>>531825952
Am I missing*
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>>531812438
Such compelling journalism! Give this man the Pulitzer Prize!
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Jesus fucking Christ. I'm a fat American and I would shoot myself if I ever looked like that or was so fucking fat I needed a damn scooter. I'm fat and its not genetics or a glandual problem. Bitch I like cake, that's all.
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>>531821195
Why do people still eat yellow cheddar.. i thought that trend would have died off by now...
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come on ride the train 1
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this is the real deal
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>>531826713
smart
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>>531823352

> I live my life a quarter mile at a time... for those ten seconds, I'm free
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Why do people let themselves go like that?

I mean I understand being slightly overweight and stuff (I am overweight) but damn, I changed some habits and lost lots of weight. I'm still overweight but that's because I don't exercise regularly.

But damn, how can someone let himself go like this
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>>531826362
dude thats a nerf football she is eating.
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>>531826062
>407lbs
>not even trying
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people
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>>531812438
>muh rights
>muh freedums

I want to tip her out of her fatty scooter
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why didn't i think of this?
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>>531820443
I have always wanted to visit America. I don't give a fuck about the grand canyon or anything. I want to see if this shit is for real. I just cannot imagine it, it must be a hoax.
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I just want to walk up to one of those fat fucks and tell them if they walked alil, they would lose alil.
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GO LSU!
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>>531815024
I'm assuming she's looking for her feet.
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>>531821134
sue the store
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>>531812348
>mfw oxigen tank
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>>531826362
Why the fuck would people eat a block cheddar at all
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GUYS! I give you a mission:

Take a picture of every fat whale on a scooter and post it on /b/.

Let's collect those whales!

Gotta catch em all
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>>531827184
Same. I'd just sit somewhere outside Walmart and laugh.
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>mfw america
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lol right
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>>531825528
thats a fucking couch
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>>531827694
wrong image
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sex swing?
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>>531827471
That looks like a manual wheelchair, could be the guy is trying to lose weight. All woman, how would i know. I respect that.
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>>531827543
Post ur mom
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>>531827752
I bet you can't, and I bet I'm smarter than you.
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Why the fuck are they driving these things and not like... normal cars??
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>>531825664
>burger print on chair for easy visual confirmation
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>>531811608
I don't think she'll be doing a whole lot of "standing up"

But god damn if I don't salute her freedums
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choo choo!
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>>531812189
What happen they run out of scooters?

If not, then good for her, that fat bitch is EARNING her 15000 calories of the day. She should get a free desk of cheezits.
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>>531828015
normal cars are normal, hey we could make a buck out of modifying cars for "bariatric" patients.
Maybe take a fiat500 and make it a personal vehicle for these hambeasts.
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>>531825015
or not dress
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>>531827872
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>>531828015
because they are too big for cars
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>>531812087
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muh cheesy freedom
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>>531812348
>>531812438

Ah man these fucking drive-through ones are killing me!
God damn.. beautiful
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this man is a fucking winner!
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>>531828201
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>>531828221
still easier than doing surgery on a land one
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>>531828183
Fiat 500? Better start with an Abrams, that would need less modifications to take one of those hamplanets.
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>>531815442
Never noticed she flips them off at the end.
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my burgers!
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>>531820415
On a case of full sugar Coca Cola and a severe case of the diabeetus. Multifatsking.
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>>531824613
>emergency ambulance
>anything ever being in English in France
Connard.
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just finishing up some shopping
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>>531828436
Man, just the thought of having to operate on one of those. You'd have to cut through like a feet of fat just to FIND an organ.
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>>531821134
>31821134
>Replies: >>531827502
>File: 1392062965029.jpg-(108 KB, 630x663, ScooterCrawl.jpg)
I know that guy and hes been dead for a year quite sad actually
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>>531821832
Fuck you cunt. It's a person, a beautiful, misunderstood person... who just happens to be made of around 85% cheese.
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hamburgler
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>>531828446
how the fuck are you gonna open the hatch?
A 500 just take the insides out and change them for a couch, (specialized bariatric couch), and chop the roof.
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>>531822160
$28 spray bottles sold in WalMart for $6.

Value!
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does anyone know how much weight you can gain simply by bodybuilding? inb4 sumo ringers
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>>531819648
That is actually a nice fucking scooter. Italian styling or something.
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>>531824613
Looks like Quebec to me
There's stuff in both french and english on the ambulance
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>>531828678
Ohhhh I've got the thing for yee, look for fat doctor in youtube, they show the operations and once, yeah the doctor shows some scissors or tongs or something, they're like 10 inches and he has to put them up to the hilt and the whole is already wide so his hand is at the knuckles.
He says- do you see them, up to where they have to go, so they can do any work

I was impressed!
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baby big gulp
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Sorry everyone, Penn and Teller say the obesity epidemic doesn't exist. Pics are all fake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUhVh6Lkk30
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>>531819234
>>531825589
>>531825664

>mfw I never realized these were actually designed for fat people and aren't benches
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>>531826062
Diabeetus took ma foot!
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>>531828754
I'm not sure a 500 frame would be able to take one of those, even without the 60 gallon supply of soft drinks they'd want to take along.

Yea, hatch isn't an option obviously. Just get rid of the turret and let them sit in there. Put a crane on the back to hoist them out.
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>>531827872
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Momma doesn't need no scooter.
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>>531827992
> confirmed for self-admitted ugly
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>>531824613
Damn, this isn't a French ambulance in the background
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>>531812438
Lost at filename
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>>531829452
Well if those fucking scooters can do it, maybe it would take a VW beetle.
I'd love to see a fat person turn like the turret of the tank, bzzzzzzzzzzzz, !!Aim for mcdonalds commander!!!.
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>>531829614
yeah, and you know how she ended
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>>531829717
is actually a picture of a fish
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>>531829647
Neckbeard and everything, I guess I could shave.
What would you like me to say.
Nuh Uh, I'm not ugly just different
I'm a beaner btw.
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>>531828201
> no excessive flabby gut barely covered by a tent-sized T-Shirt
> no breathing difficulties
> slender legs with no flaps of flab
> self locomotive
> does not require constant feeding
> urine bed-bath unnecessary

1/10 tons. Would not fuck.
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>>531829936
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meanwhile in Europe
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>>531830035
more like 0.5/10 tons
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>>531829961
> What would you like me to say
I'd like you to stop communicating entirely and go associate with your own kind. ASAP.
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>>531830035
I'd give her an urine bed-bath
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>>531821664
looking for this one?
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>>531830248
Thank you for your correction. It is duly noted and appreciated.
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>>531830189
meanwhile in Spain
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>>531830189
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Why would you post that in this thread?
;_;
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>>531821332
ooga booga nigga
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>>531830189
Look at this skinny filth !
Even Africa eats more than that, peasants !
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>>531830354
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>>531830478
it was my pleasure
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>>531829467
Oh shit my sides... my sides are bleeding... that's fucking hilarious
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they sure can pull a ton of shit
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>>531830614
What this nigger said.
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>>531830497
notice how people are looking at them like some kind of sad freaks of nature
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hmm I wonder if her boyfriend is black??
either way, gif related
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>>531830776
Is that... a fedora?
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>>531828073
>confuse burger print for real burger
>eat chair
>new laws prohibiting burger print on new chairs
god bless america
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>>531812785
LIKE COLORS FROM THE FACE!
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>>531830905
Only after it reaches it's tipping point.
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>>531830189

Um, she is Brazillian?
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I've seen many of these images before, but seeing so many in one thread makes me despair for America.

No fucking self pride at all. Fucking none.

We can do better than this, I cannot stomach it.
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>>531830905
NO!
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Goddamn it, how many of those fat fucks exist?
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>>531831329
>diet coke
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>>531831449
How awesome would it be if one day out of the month people go on tipping sprees?
Think this shit'll stop?
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>>531831619
fuck it's legion, unaware that they're being filmed, run pedobear, run
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swagger
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Fuck. I'm 20 lbs overweight and feel like a disgusting pig. How the fuck does anyone not stop before they get to where they can barely walk? Genetics and thyroids can explain maybe 1% of these fatties. As for the rest, WTF? I hate every single one of my extra twenty which is why it's not more and why I'm slowly losing it. Do these people just accept their condition as inevitable?
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>>531811608
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she looks comfortable
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>>531831840
They're lazy and they don't accept responsibility. It's easier to say things like "It's just my genes" or "I'm beautiful no matter what size I am" than to actually get up and do anything about it.
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>>531832115
plus the food in america is so shitty its actually hard to loose weight if you're not super careful
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Egypt Too!
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Thank you /b/. I am 308 lbs and on a downward trend (from 322 at the beginning of the year) via diet, exercise, and lifestyle change. Today I wanted to give up, but anon has managed to show me what awaits me if I do. My new goal is to be under 300 by the end of the week. Here's hoping I make it without having to sever any appendages!
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>>531818728
Kinda' late but I felt the need to contribute. It's becoming more tolerated but in a really pathetic way, sometimes. All the hate is still there but the entire country puts up with it out of necessity. Honestly it feels like no one takes them seriously on the inside, but business/public places just accommodate them anyway to keep the fatty agenda off their back. In recent years they've taken this to be a victory and started this whole "fat is beautiful" bullshit. When this ad ran (pic related) there was an uproar of landwhale blubbering calling the woman in the ad a "fat shaming bully".

>>531829252
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUhVh6Lkk30

Well fuck, there goes the next half hour.
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RIP old timer
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You know with all the ADA required ramps and stuff, it is going to be very easy to get wheeled robots everywhere. No need for legs anymore son.
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>>531816786

Wait, on Tuesdays you can get a drumstick and thigh for $1? Holy fuck that's a bargain.
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Love me some Granny Fupa / Fat apron
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>>531813857
how would this guy wipe his ass
impossible
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>>531832740
they dont
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>>531832719
>selling free postage boxes at some sort of derelict fleamarket
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sonic is my hang out
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>>531829326

Same.
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>>531829054
QC doesnt have those ambulances, or fire hydrants.
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>>531833247
sweet fuckin lord i thought that was a torso in the thumbnail
im gonna call social services and have that poor car taken from her
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im starting to believe some government conspiracies when i see this shit. Who's more easy to control than fat people? Just threaten to take away their burgers and milk them dry
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>>531820556
You sure that's not just gravity?
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>>531822638
Well... we have Ronald McDonald and Colonel Sanders on the case...
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the captain
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>>531811827
>>531821198
Yeah. M class would be my guess, it's clearly supporting some kind of life.
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>>531833876
no way outfits get that big, the skipper had to have that whole thing tattooed on
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americans: have you ever tried following those fat fucks with a tuba?
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>>531831324
Italian
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>>531812505
circle of life
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England too!
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>>531834172

youre so original
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More rolls than a bread truck
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>>531822517

Jesus Christ wtf am I seeing in this picture?
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meanwhile in the rest of the world
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>>531834309
Circle alive
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look how much the guy is straining just trying to push his fat ass
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>>531829252
This is what hamplanets actually believe.
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>>531834439
Op out, this is my last picture. I hope you have enjoyed my dump. Fat scooter pride world wide!
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holy shit there are so many pics. didnt realise it was that common over there
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>>531827872
it takes a crane to get it out
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>>531827872
Who makes those things? Buy'N'Large?
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>>531834319
never seen one before in britain
but i am from cornwall which is the nicest place on this shit hole island
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>>531827851
for every Ashley Wagner there are 300 million scooter whales in the
U.S.
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True story: I am a 44 yo white American male with an eating disorder. I am so afraid of becoming overweight that I have a difficult time eating in general. I'm 6' tall and currently weigh 136 lbs. I am frail, and because of a chronic calcium deficiency, my bones are very brittle. I could legitimately use one of those carts in a bigger store as I tire easily and need to rest often. I never would though. I also am extremely anxious around overweight people, and cannot tolerate seeing an overweight person eat. It stresses me out to the point that I can't even look at food.

You probably think I'm making this up, but I am not. I've been in therapy on and off for the last several years and I pay for it out of pocket because it's not covered by insurance. I don't blame overweight for my hangups.
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>>531818201
In Canada, you see them. It's really uncommon though, and the one's I've seen aren't fat, either lazy, or have legit health problems.
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>>531835113

Quite a few companies make them.

I used to work as a paramedic until I got hurt - a 790 pound whale broke my stretcher and I went to the floor with it. I have 3 herniated disks and nerve damage in my legs now.

The biggest problem with these fucking hamplanets is that there's no good way to move them - they're too heavy to pick up, too wide for our stretchers and ambulances, too big for MRI and CT machines. I don't understand why we treat them medically, because there's nothing we can do most of the time. Doing CPR on a massive person feels like repeatedly pushing a bag of fucking pudding.
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>>531836116
Pussy of the Year Award should go to you.
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>>531836258

get better; death by hambeast is no way to go.
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>>531836116

Cacomorphobia
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>>531831330

Is her bikini held together by chains?
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>>531836258

That actually really pisses me off that your body was actually damaged by attending to a hambeast. I can't imagine the efforts/money being wasted on these people.
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its like wall-e
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>>531836716

No, that was ruled out in therapy. I'm not actually afraid OF overweight people, just becoming overweight. I have anorexia nervosa.
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>>531837006

Yeah, it's pretty retarded. And now I'm chained to a desk as a dispatcher, which is pretty fun, but not as awesome as being on the squad. At least it was worker's comp so they pay for my epidurals/meds/therapy/etc but I'll never be the same, even if I had surgery.
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>>531821819

She's nowhere near fat enough to need a scooter. She must ahve some other mobility issue
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>>531837079
indeed
>>531835113
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>>531811608
Seriously? No one has said it yet?
ahem
Now that's what I call a whale tail!
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>>531836116
shut up faggot no one gives a shit
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>>531839238
fucking Carlos...
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>>531820226
Im Dutch and I literally dont know anyone who is that fat..
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>>531836393
>>531839250

Unfortunately, anorexia and depression go hand in hand. It's quite impossible to make me feel worse about myself than I already do. But feel free to try I guess.
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The Sons of HAMarchy
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>>531820684
>that fucking axle bend
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>>531821428
OK seriously,
1. Are those e-scooters their personal ones or property of the Wallmarts
2. why are they spending Money on these special scooters, beds etc. instead of helping them lose their weights ? you know..theraphys and such

this shit just blew my mind... seing all these lazy fatfucks at once wow
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>>531812087
Is this NFS Murica?
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>>531823321
Where did you learn to fly???
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>>531834563
God bless you, sir. You have done yeoman's work today. Have some sleekness for your journey, and godspeed.
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>>531825589

In Europe, we call these sofas.
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this thread makes me smile
i'm horribly obese and don't leave my apartment for anything but grocery shopping

and i look like a fucking model compared to these people
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>>531820556
I think they are just trying to eat eachother
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Well, I'm hungry now.
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>>531820687
Bamafag here.

Scooter whales are becoming less common as we hunt this majestic species out of existence.
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