fat scooter appreciation thread. I'm proud to be an American.
Interesting thread... Seen the pics before but never a dedicated thread
'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land!
Shes madder than fish grease!
Ya'll need to slow the fuck down and respect my authorituuh
THESE COLORS DONT RUN!
America, I want to ask you something. You have a terrible healthcare system that pretty much requires of people to work in order for them to get healthcare coverage, yet you seem to be overrun by landwhales. How is this even possible, how can they afford gore themselves like this and drive around on scooters?
Most Americans work in service/information based industry where you sit on your ass all day and/or do low intensity jobs (desk, cubicle, retail, service etc). Physical labor - work that makes you sweat (factory jobs, manual labor) - is practically non-existent. This is true for most post-industrial nations.
Finally someone gets it from outside the USA!
and because of shit like this. Fat fucks can now use government and state money to pig out on fast food. EBT is government welfare money.
i just wonder when does a person hit the rock bottom when you tell yourself fuck it i will just drive this shit because i cant support the weight of my body. There must have been at least a few moments when the person thinks OK i am already fucking overweight i might not eat like a pig for a while. Fascinating.
You can only use EBT for non-prepared food. The only "restaurant" I've seen that takes it is Papa Murphey's but that's obvious since they don't cook it for you. This is either fake or in a state with fucked up laws.
they don't see it, if they see, they don't care or when they care, they eat more because they are frustrated.
the govt seriously let people use their food coupon in fast food restaurants?
my real question was: do you feel that today in the US morbid obesity is more and more tolerated or, on the contrary, there is some kind of hatred developing towards fat people?
More tolerant. For example, go to any natioanal park, amusement park, public park for that matter, you now see fat seats being installed to accommodate fat asses. People still think fattys are gross and lazy, but most won't actually confront them. We are too compassionate to tell them to put the Mayo down and munch on some Kale
Where at least I know I'm 140 pounds.
Is that a hammock up her nasty ass?
Faygo soda, Chips (crisps), a slurpee, and dinner in a walmart Sub way. Holy Christ on his throne
there is a thin line between being fat or having a disability. probably doctors receive a commission, if they get fatties into scooters
well there's this
If you look for specialized "bariatric" equipment you will find that their sales have skyrocketed and are making a very big new market.
Listen to that scooter fucking creak at 2:10 when she drives away.
I remember working at a local hospital and one of the secretaries was too wide for a regular chair. Bitch managed to wedge one hip in one side and then force the over down.
She could have used one of these...
suprised this one hasnt shown up yet, its my personal favourite. looks like fatty climbing the shelves to get some snack attack.
God, this must be a fucking joke. I can't believe what i saw in this thread.
a fucking classic. from some amusement park in Washington or Oregon.
>that plate on the back of her scooter...
Damn, i ever thought that i am fat, but this..... this, what is this? elephants on wheels? Man. But its a good motivation to do even more sports, i dont wanna end that pathetic like these losers.
I have always been amazed how fucking fat some of these women are who get knocked up. You would be fucking surprised what comes in pregnant.
I have heard rumor (but no real evidence) about how these super-fatties have sex. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?
You laugh but I have seen some god-damned fucking hambeasts come in to give birth. It still stymies me how they actually had successful sex.
Anyone out there have any insight?
I hate it when a scooter couple decides to completely block off one of the aisles so you have to turn around, go down the next aisle, and enter through the other side.
And they dont know how to drive those damn things. There has been a few times ive been bumped into and nearly run over. At least the scooters beep when they back up.
These pictures fucking piss me off because my dad was disabled due to years of diabetes, he worked his fucking ass off his entire like running his own mechanic shop and working along the men he employed. Due to his health he had to stop working, then when his health got worse and he got diabetic neuropathy (damage to nerves that both makes the hands and feet numb but also in constant pain) he tried to get one of these chairs because he couldn't walk due to the pain.
The fucking companies told him "because you can walk more then 3 feet we can't accept your insurance, you'll have to pay out of pocket". These fucking things cost $1000 without insurance. He and my mother couldn't afford that. So he went without one for several years until he found on for sale at a garage sale, being the great mechanic he was he fixed it as good as new. But before he found it he would try to go to the store, non of the scooters were available due to fatasses like these taking them, so he'd have to turn around and leave.
He was legit disabled and couldn't get one, he could have lied, the woman on the phone said, "Just lie and say you can't walk" but he wasn't going to lie. But these fucking fatass worthless cunts lie and get them for free.
Happy Valentines Day 2. you will never be in love
Hatred towards it still. They are trying to push this "your body is beautiful shit" showing complete whales and saying it's ok to be like that. When really they should push a healthy weight image. Luckily for us obesity here is falling. I honestly don't think it's due to increased healthy lifestyle though. I think all the fat fucks are starting to die off.
>. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?
ok, those a worse "job" than jizz mopper at a XXX cinema
Not at all, but I live half the year in California and the other half in NYC. We are a superior people compared to the Midwest and nigger South.
By the way, I am disabled and I walk with crutches. My legs don't work. But I have never seated on a wheelchair or scooter. I simply cannot understand how much these people hate themselves to put themselves in this kind of situation. I mean, they are healthy and they become "disabled" on purpose. I am disabled and I walk on crutches daily and everywhere, supermarket or whatever. Wow, much doge.
mfw the bus home took an extra 20 minutes the other day because of herd of fat fucks on rascals
i nearly missed my morning chem lecture
we need a new serial killer or something to help thin the ranks of these land whales
Again, no real evidence other than hearsay. But basically these folks who are so fat their genitals can't reasonably touch have friends who do things like hold the fat out of the way, stabilize positioning and make it possible these fatties reproduce.
It still fucking astounds me but as it is said: life will always find a way.
Disney World now.....
I never seen something like this in my country!
I'm 22 now and live in Luxemburg.
Fat fucks at Disney world having a park sponsored fat scooter race.
>mfw basically all of the randos in the background are overweight also.
This has to be the best america appreciation thread ever on /b
This is a fat fucks on scooter appreciation thread. All nations are accepted.
Pic related, fat fuck Frenchie
Well, in my country there is a FagDonalds which has it's drive trough open all night (only the drive trough is open tgo), I simply give 0 fuck and take my order walking. So them having a scooter + mass, they do look like a car
They are every where now!. Football (soccer) stadiums.
im a fat guy and i would never use one of these scooters. sometimes i feel sorry and want to use one but there are older and truely disabled ppl out there and i could use the exercise. they are the scum of the earth
I mean, if they were gonna put them anywhere...
fat people go to the hospital a lot, because being that fat is horrible for your health. It just shows the hospital is paying attention.
Vilma Soltesz, This woman was so fat, she couldn't even fly and ended up dying. Look at that fucking stump.
Such compelling journalism! Give this man the Pulitzer Prize!
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm a fat American and I would shoot myself if I ever looked like that or was so fucking fat I needed a damn scooter. I'm fat and its not genetics or a glandual problem. Bitch I like cake, that's all.
> I live my life a quarter mile at a time... for those ten seconds, I'm free
Why do people let themselves go like that?
I mean I understand being slightly overweight and stuff (I am overweight) but damn, I changed some habits and lost lots of weight. I'm still overweight but that's because I don't exercise regularly.
But damn, how can someone let himself go like this
>not even trying
I have always wanted to visit America. I don't give a fuck about the grand canyon or anything. I want to see if this shit is for real. I just cannot imagine it, it must be a hoax.
GUYS! I give you a mission:
Take a picture of every fat whale on a scooter and post it on /b/.
Let's collect those whales!
Gotta catch em all
Ohhhh I've got the thing for yee, look for fat doctor in youtube, they show the operations and once, yeah the doctor shows some scissors or tongs or something, they're like 10 inches and he has to put them up to the hilt and the whole is already wide so his hand is at the knuckles.
He says- do you see them, up to where they have to go, so they can do any work
I was impressed!
>mfw I never realized these were actually designed for fat people and aren't benches
I'm not sure a 500 frame would be able to take one of those, even without the 60 gallon supply of soft drinks they'd want to take along.
Yea, hatch isn't an option obviously. Just get rid of the turret and let them sit in there. Put a crane on the back to hoist them out.
Damn, this isn't a French ambulance in the background
Well if those fucking scooters can do it, maybe it would take a VW beetle.
I'd love to see a fat person turn like the turret of the tank, bzzzzzzzzzzzz, !!Aim for mcdonalds commander!!!.
> no excessive flabby gut barely covered by a tent-sized T-Shirt
> no breathing difficulties
> slender legs with no flaps of flab
> self locomotive
> does not require constant feeding
> urine bed-bath unnecessary
1/10 tons. Would not fuck.
Look at this skinny filth !
Even Africa eats more than that, peasants !
seriously this shit needs to stop.
I've seen many of these images before, but seeing so many in one thread makes me despair for America.
No fucking self pride at all. Fucking none.
We can do better than this, I cannot stomach it.
Fuck. I'm 20 lbs overweight and feel like a disgusting pig. How the fuck does anyone not stop before they get to where they can barely walk? Genetics and thyroids can explain maybe 1% of these fatties. As for the rest, WTF? I hate every single one of my extra twenty which is why it's not more and why I'm slowly losing it. Do these people just accept their condition as inevitable?
They're lazy and they don't accept responsibility. It's easier to say things like "It's just my genes" or "I'm beautiful no matter what size I am" than to actually get up and do anything about it.
Thank you /b/. I am 308 lbs and on a downward trend (from 322 at the beginning of the year) via diet, exercise, and lifestyle change. Today I wanted to give up, but anon has managed to show me what awaits me if I do. My new goal is to be under 300 by the end of the week. Here's hoping I make it without having to sever any appendages!
Kinda' late but I felt the need to contribute. It's becoming more tolerated but in a really pathetic way, sometimes. All the hate is still there but the entire country puts up with it out of necessity. Honestly it feels like no one takes them seriously on the inside, but business/public places just accommodate them anyway to keep the fatty agenda off their back. In recent years they've taken this to be a victory and started this whole "fat is beautiful" bullshit. When this ad ran (pic related) there was an uproar of landwhale blubbering calling the woman in the ad a "fat shaming bully".
Well fuck, there goes the next half hour.
look how much the guy is straining just trying to push his fat ass
True story: I am a 44 yo white American male with an eating disorder. I am so afraid of becoming overweight that I have a difficult time eating in general. I'm 6' tall and currently weigh 136 lbs. I am frail, and because of a chronic calcium deficiency, my bones are very brittle. I could legitimately use one of those carts in a bigger store as I tire easily and need to rest often. I never would though. I also am extremely anxious around overweight people, and cannot tolerate seeing an overweight person eat. It stresses me out to the point that I can't even look at food.
You probably think I'm making this up, but I am not. I've been in therapy on and off for the last several years and I pay for it out of pocket because it's not covered by insurance. I don't blame overweight for my hangups.
Quite a few companies make them.
I used to work as a paramedic until I got hurt - a 790 pound whale broke my stretcher and I went to the floor with it. I have 3 herniated disks and nerve damage in my legs now.
The biggest problem with these fucking hamplanets is that there's no good way to move them - they're too heavy to pick up, too wide for our stretchers and ambulances, too big for MRI and CT machines. I don't understand why we treat them medically, because there's nothing we can do most of the time. Doing CPR on a massive person feels like repeatedly pushing a bag of fucking pudding.
That actually really pisses me off that your body was actually damaged by attending to a hambeast. I can't imagine the efforts/money being wasted on these people.
Yeah, it's pretty retarded. And now I'm chained to a desk as a dispatcher, which is pretty fun, but not as awesome as being on the squad. At least it was worker's comp so they pay for my epidurals/meds/therapy/etc but I'll never be the same, even if I had surgery.
Seriously? No one has said it yet?
Now that's what I call a whale tail!
1. Are those e-scooters their personal ones or property of the Wallmarts
2. why are they spending Money on these special scooters, beds etc. instead of helping them lose their weights ? you know..theraphys and such
this shit just blew my mind... seing all these lazy fatfucks at once wow
God bless you, sir. You have done yeoman's work today. Have some sleekness for your journey, and godspeed.