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He shut down his YouTube feed early last night in an attempt to hinder our efforts but anon found his tv station streaming here:
If he tries to pull that shit again tonight, you know where to go.
Remember /b/ros, personal insults are the way to go. SANIC is always a good option as well.
>DONT TRY TO GET ON AIR WITH A FAKE SOB STORY.
You suck at acting. trust me. And he's just going to fake pray for your fake story for wayy too long. Just pick him apart call by call and he will eventually break.
> I was only 9
> I loved sanic so much, I had all the merchandise and games
> I pray to sanic every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
> "Sanic is love" I say. "Sanic is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotation for Sanic
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touching me
> It's Sanic
> I am so happy
> He whishpers in my ear, "have you ever went fast"
> He grabs me with his fast hedgehog hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Sanic
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do is for Sanic
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his fast
> I want to please Sanic
> He goes fast in and out as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Sanic looks him straight in the eye and says. "you're too slow"
> Sanic leaves through the window
> Sanic is love, Sanic is life
This post. A million times this post.
I have an idea. Every person who calls in should just not say anything. Just be completely silent. Just imagine him call after call having nothing to work with. It'll ruin his show for his normal viewers.
Bill Keller is the host of the small Christian cable and youtube stream show, "Live Prayer". He was arrested and went to prison for insider trading, and runs a website in which he asks for gold and sends a receipt back. His own shows consist of endless talking, and the only true things he says are words that are English.
He hangs up on absolutely every caller but those he (pays) recognizes, so call and play the Sanic theme (look up sanic on youtube, it's the sanic hegehog theme extended)
warning: it's loud and rapes your ears.
>He shut down his YouTube feed early last night in an attempt to hinder our efforts but anon found his tv station streaming here:
>If he tries to pull that shit again tonight, you know where to go.
>Remember /b/ros, personal insults are the way to go. SANIC is always a good option as well.
>>DONT TRY TO GET ON AIR WITH A FAKE SOB STORY.
>You suck at acting. trust me. And he's just going to fake pray for your fake story for wayy too long. Just pick him apart call by call and he will eventually break.
THIS. insult him & start your sentence with "SO." He hates that.
I think its important to note that he has lowered the volume of his phone so it is very hard for us to hear the calls like we used to. I think we should take extra steps in trolling such as crashing his site and delivering Chinese to interrupt the broadcast.
GET ILL FOR THE BILL DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS.
Saw someone request this yesterday spoilers it was me. Would be fucking hilarious to see BIll answer the phone to it.
Can anyone tell me what happened yesterday.
The Highlights of the show..
I was in the hospital and was trying to listen but no fucking wifi..
What if someone made a Bill soundboard? Doesn't have to be a great one. Man probably doesn't know his own voice.
In fact we'd sound pretty legitimate. If he did recognize it he'd just be mad too.
Not much happened. He's trying a new strategy of just not awknowedling us at all. He just pretends we're not there. He also cut out of youtube early to dodge us but we found a new stream.
Fun fact: The hair vibrating against the sound traveling through your neck actually makes a sound which implies, to the human ear through years of evolution, that the person of which the sound is originating from enjoys small ponies and the tipping of different head wear.
THIS THIS THIS
ask him to pray and he'll say it on the air.
I can't listen to him ramble on for 40 minutes.
call him, acting as if he's completely oblivious to what's going on, and say "There's this website called 9gag that's been calling you for the past few weeks, I thought you should know, etc. etc."
about ten minutes from now, probably. He knows we're going to call, so he's going to try to talk for as long as possible. Last night he talked for about 40 minutes, then at the beginning of the second hour of his show he cut to old clips for another half hour, then talked for like another ten minutes. We're ruining his show, old people will get bored of this shit. It's supposed to be a call in show. Keep up the good work and he'll lose his sponsors, he'll lose his places on those local stations.
He doesn't put you on air. He'll talk to you on air but not let people hear what you're saying. If he trusts you he'll put you on after a minute, but he doesn't trust anyone that's not an old woman or someone he personally knows. He's hung up on a lot of people who may have been legitimate just because they were male.
you fucks haven't been here long.
He won't get calls on the air. if it happens good, but 99.9% chance it won't. Don't even try. He'll call on the air and hang up, so try to waste his time. The less calls he does the less sponsors will like him. He also knows what "four chins" is very well.
Don't watch on youtube, watch on filmon. He knows youtube numbers, he gets to count them as views. Watching on filmon probably does nothing for him. Plus, last night he shut off the youtube feed in an attempt to get rid of us.
injected titan formula. Batman had to grenade punch him in the forehead to turn it off
BAD METH HABIT
YOU'LL SMOKE UP ALL THAT COCAINE
Can someone email him the sanic video, telling him it's a video tutorial on how to troll him? He'll open it and get ear raped PLUS, he'll know what Sanic is. He might say "Sanic" on the air.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
>mfw you're on the wrong side
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FUCK GUYS THIS ANON IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE OPERATION
>Hi, Bill? Bill Keller?
>May I please speak with Helen?
Don't bother pretending to be sincere. He'll cut you off and then talk for a long time about whatever you said. Just waste his time by making him hang up. Don't give him things to talk about.
>Don't bother pretending to be sincere. He'll cut you off and then talk for a long time about whatever you said. Just waste his time by making him hang up. Don't give him things to talk about.
THIS IS WHY YOU PLAY SANIC
SO HE CAN'T POSSIBLE PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING NICE.
If he can pretend you said something nice, he'll ramble, and ramble, and ramble. So your fake shit stories aren't working, for you fags who never did this before.
This. Sanic is annoying enough that he'll just hang up right away. Anything else and he'll pretend to listen then pretend you said something else and just talk about something else. Everyone just play Sanic.
for fucks sakes, this guy is like a really cheap knock-off of glen beck.
Why don't we just actually all rally together and call/email the people who air him or sponsor him. Together we can complain that he's doing hired callers/not enough callers or just reusing clips. They have to respond to that if 1000 people try.
If you newfags won't just do some loud noise, at least ask him about Oprah and Islam.
All you're doing by coming up with stories is giving him an opportunity to pretend you asked about something legitimate, in which case he will ramble on for 10 minutes without doing calls.
We're not. he's trying to pretend he's cool with us and on our side, but we just made him take a week off because we pissed him off so bad. We made him show up to work drunk. We're making him not take any calls. He's pissed, he's just trying to pretend he's not. Keep at it. We're ruining his show, his viewers will leave, his sponsors will be pissed, he'll lose his stations.
hold me anon, he's raping my sanic...
Lol, he is trying to fucking make us believe his 3k extra YouTube viewers is netting him extra channels.
This drunk fuck is still on the same channels & is trying to put us off. What a shit attempt.
GET HIM TO FIGHT WITH JOHN S BULLA. THEY LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN.
nope, he didn't.
1. when he picks up, act normal, and watch the screen. when he's satisfied your legit, he flips a switch and you're live.
2. when you go live, introduce him to your sanic.
You are an idiot and clearly have no understand, please leave and let us do this...
Hes trying to make it come off as a positive. The fact is, hes still got like what, 800 views? so nothing. More than half are us. Just continue with sanic.
Hi Bill. Your strategy isn't working. Everyone can tell you're trying to bluff us into thinking you're too powerful, but we remember you telling that kid to kill himself. We remember you drunk off your ass last week. We remember when you "missed your flight" twice and missed a week of shows.