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>>>>>>OFFICIAL PRERAID<<<<<<<<
Bills is back!

Offical Chat rooms
http://tinychat com/jesuscarpeter
or
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com #uncleb

Website: liveprayer.com

Raid starts at 12:00 EST

previous nights
>http://www.youtube.com/user/LivePrayerTelevision
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Bumping for sanic
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>>530156657
dat look
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>>530156657

Bills and Christians: 53000000
Athiest: 0
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he was sober last night...was a bit disappointed
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i'll be there, sounds dope
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snarf snarf
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bummmmmp, lets break him tonight
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all wings report in
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>>530156657
He shut down his YouTube feed early last night in an attempt to hinder our efforts but anon found his tv station streaming here:

http://www.filmon.com/tv/the-walk-tv

If he tries to pull that shit again tonight, you know where to go.

Remember /b/ros, personal insults are the way to go. SANIC is always a good option as well.
>DONT TRY TO GET ON AIR WITH A FAKE SOB STORY.

You suck at acting. trust me. And he's just going to fake pray for your fake story for wayy too long. Just pick him apart call by call and he will eventually break.
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>bill cured a paralyzed woman last night, so staged
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TOTSE did it first newfags
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bamp
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same time, same place? god ive missed you faggots.
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>>530158084
potato toaster standing by
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tonight we make bill an hero
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>>530159402
he's so fucking red in this pic, he looks like he's going to have a stroke
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> I was only 9
> I loved sanic so much, I had all the merchandise and games
> I pray to sanic every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
> "Sanic is love" I say. "Sanic is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotation for Sanic
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touching me
> It's Sanic
> I am so happy
> He whishpers in my ear, "have you ever went fast"
> He grabs me with his fast hedgehog hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Sanic
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do is for Sanic
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his fast
> I want to please Sanic
> He goes fast in and out as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Sanic looks him straight in the eye and says. "you're too slow"
> Sanic leaves through the window
> Sanic is love, Sanic is life
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#uncleb is dead, use tinychat

also make him an hero

ravioli is good too
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#uncleb is dead, use tinychat

also make him an hero

ravioli is good too
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>>530158336
This post. A million times this post.
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word counts
>jet planes 11
>bentlyes 8
>ten years 16
>lift up 8
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>>530160984
u counted the words? autism much
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I have an idea. Every person who calls in should just not say anything. Just be completely silent. Just imagine him call after call having nothing to work with. It'll ruin his show for his normal viewers.
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>>530158336
This guy's right.
Don't try to get clever with him, we're not doing that anymore. Just make sure that we get through the lines and his actual callers do not.
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>>530160984
he just started saying '22 years' a lot too
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Forthelulz preraid target:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/curious-times/2014/02/01/curious-times--open-mic

calling (760) 695-5647
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bill fuck mee!
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bamp
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Billie boiiii
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GET HYPED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XywQlXs4vmI
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>>530156657
What is this? I must have missed it before

>inb4 u must be new
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If you get on air:

> "Do you have any statement on the allegations of pedophilia and child porn against you?"
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>>530166536
Lol top kek
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Ask him if he's heard the news that Josh from Manheim (the dude who Bill told to kill himself) actually did kill himself after the show
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Uncle Billie!
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>>530167053
bumping, can somebody explain to me who this is?
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>>530168528
Bill from liveprayer
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>>530168528
Bill Keller is the host of the small Christian cable and youtube stream show, "Live Prayer". He was arrested and went to prison for insider trading, and runs a website in which he asks for gold and sends a receipt back. His own shows consist of endless talking, and the only true things he says are words that are English.

He hangs up on absolutely every caller but those he (pays) recognizes, so call and play the Sanic theme (look up sanic on youtube, it's the sanic hegehog theme extended)

warning: it's loud and rapes your ears.
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>>530169841
Thank you anon, much appreciated
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Just micspam. LOUDLY. If you are using your vocal chords when he picks up, you're doing it wrong and you should kill yourself.
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I like to talk and call him PENIS

sometimes he just answers and all i do is laugh hard
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>>530158336
>He shut down his YouTube feed early last night in an attempt to hinder our efforts but anon found his tv station streaming here:
>http://www.filmon.com/tv/the-walk-tv
>If he tries to pull that shit again tonight, you know where to go.
>Remember /b/ros, personal insults are the way to go. SANIC is always a good option as well.
>>DONT TRY TO GET ON AIR WITH A FAKE SOB STORY.
>You suck at acting. trust me. And he's just going to fake pray for your fake story for wayy too long. Just pick him apart call by call and he will eventually break.


THIS. insult him & start your sentence with "SO." He hates that.
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Play this (or Sanic, of course) when he picks up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XywQlXs4vmI
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it's really about quantity of call-in's rather than quality. if legitimate callers can't get through, his show will be a failure
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>>530173385
this. who wants to watch a show where a guy does nothing but repeatedly hangs the phone up? & hopefully it will lower his donations.
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Starting at midnight you could mass tweet with the trending hashtags that Justin Bieber's cell # was leaked with bill's to get 12yr olds to call in
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I think its important to note that he has lowered the volume of his phone so it is very hard for us to hear the calls like we used to. I think we should take extra steps in trolling such as crashing his site and delivering Chinese to interrupt the broadcast.
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2 nutjobs going at it
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vczCBgPkSA
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>>530173965
OR SOMETHING LIKE THIS
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>>530173965
this sounds kinda awesome
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>>530174149
maybe Bill wants some Dominos
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>>530173965
this has potential
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>>530156657
>https://client00.chat.mibbit.com #uncleb

uncleb doesnt want anything to do with jesuscarpenter you fucking fagget. keep your newfag army for yourself
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>>530173965
i second this. anyone want to brainstorm some hashtags?
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it happening!!!
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come on! get in her
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>>530173965
/b/ doesnt have that kind of raiding power anymore. Great idea though.
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>>530173965
This. I don't use twitter though.
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>>530173965
that...um...that is brilliant
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>>530174149
you would need his REAL address for that
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>>530158336
THIS you phaggs!
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>>530158336

This so hard! Bill only puts on people who personally knows. There is no tricking him, just harass him.
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>>530175112
implying we don't have his addresses. he broadcasts out of a friend's used car lot. we have that address as well as his personal properties.
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Bill 34
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>>530175448
he broadcasts from his apt on rosery rd
Do you know the apt number?
Nope.
But I do
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The live prayer with Andrew Sellis was better than what I saw last night
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>>530156912
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>>530175764
ill take the bait. he broadcasts out of his friend's car lot. it says on his website & he has said it on air. also, the donations are sent to the car lot.
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>>530176093

newfag
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>>530173965
THIS IS GREAT ANON
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>>530176290
and what did that accomplish?
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Bump, get in faggots
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Bill's dox
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bumping, and reporting for duty
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A baby was born and some Birch got off the couch. No bentleys for bill. 10 years on this show. 8 million viewers. Is that all you got?

Instead of Sanic maybe

DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE
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>>530176693
Bump with Sanic Keller
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before this goes live, write down 666 and pray over it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U1NH0eMvc
IDS HABBENING
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>>530176921

Did you save the Bill cutout?
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>>530177129
HERE WE GO
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GET ILL FOR THE BILL DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS.

Saw someone request this yesterday spoilers it was me. Would be fucking hilarious to see BIll answer the phone to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLl0DVzRksk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U1NH0eMvc

Stream link on YT
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>>530177129
this is going to be great
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look none of us are getting on the air we already know this
Just SCREAM at the top of your lungs when he answers, talk like satan, whatever
we need to mentally break him down
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XywQlXs4vmI

Bill Keller the liveprayer guy
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>>530177542
maybe we will see live action

SATAN VS KELL BILL
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6 MINUTES

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Calls won't start for approx. 36 mins though.
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Can anyone tell me what happened yesterday.

The Highlights of the show..


I was in the hospital and was trying to listen but no fucking wifi..
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I think I have to listen to this now, every night. It's not even my choice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHT3dpPve0o
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>>530178310
respect. being in the hospital and concerned about fucking up bill's call in show
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>>530178428
this is a great intro
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>>530177959
someone has to play this for him.
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GUYS WAIT

What if someone made a Bill soundboard? Doesn't have to be a great one. Man probably doesn't know his own voice.

In fact we'd sound pretty legitimate. If he did recognize it he'd just be mad too.
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>>530166536
Holy shit, this is awesome. People need to start calling him with this instead of Sanic. Sanic should still be the first call, though, but after one Sanic, switch to this.
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>>530156912
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This pic is more fitting
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>>530178310

Not much happened. He's trying a new strategy of just not awknowedling us at all. He just pretends we're not there. He also cut out of youtube early to dodge us but we found a new stream.
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>>530178942
>>530178942
this.
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It's happening
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starting now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U1NH0eMvc
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would someone post a direct fucking link to this shit for chrissake?
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holy fuck this prayer music just started it scared me
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If he quits YT again tonight we got another link to watch him. NEW FAGS HE TALKS FOR THE FIRST 30-45 minutes
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The video cut out, how do I get it going again
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>530179425
stick your penis in an electrical socket and then pour melted ketchup in your butthole, then just refresh the page.
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CALL HIM A FUCKING WORTHLESS DRUNK
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>>530179362
There are several links in this thread, right near the top, too.
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>>530179564
you're too slow.
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>>530159694
lel
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>>530178914
We need this.
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Is it just me or does it bother anyone on how greasy Bill's hair and forehead look all the time?
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>>530178914
There's tons and tons of material. Plus, he doesn't sound like a 17 year old neckbeard like the rest of us.
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>>530159694
top kek

king dedede reporting in.
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fourchins reporting in!!
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>>530180115
Fun fact: The hair vibrating against the sound traveling through your neck actually makes a sound which implies, to the human ear through years of evolution, that the person of which the sound is originating from enjoys small ponies and the tipping of different head wear.
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Since he's talking about gambling tonight can somebody call him and tell them the plot of Vegas Vacation?
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lel he said bald faced lie. What a dumb
also today I learned he has a fatwa against him
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did anyone keep calling after last night's show?
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TEAM RAMROD
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>>530180671
THIS THIS THIS

ask him to pray and he'll say it on the air.
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SPAM THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XywQlXs4vmI
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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=76119612

His podcast. Find it on iTunes and leave reviews!
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>>530180671
This would be perfect he's talking about casinos in Vegas too, somebody call him and use this
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>>530180950
lol
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TEAM RAMROD
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I can't listen to him ramble on for 40 minutes.
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>>530181054
>post bad reviews (not all at once though)
>flag/report good reviews
>??????
>Profit
>#KILLBILLVOL1
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>>530181540
LEL
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this is so fucking boring. how long until he takes calls?
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>>530181807
about 35-40 minutes into the episode

30 if we're lucky though
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call him, acting as if he's completely oblivious to what's going on, and say "There's this website called 9gag that's been calling you for the past few weeks, I thought you should know, etc. etc."
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>>530181895
does he screen calls?
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>>530181807
about ten minutes from now, probably. He knows we're going to call, so he's going to try to talk for as long as possible. Last night he talked for about 40 minutes, then at the beginning of the second hour of his show he cut to old clips for another half hour, then talked for like another ten minutes. We're ruining his show, old people will get bored of this shit. It's supposed to be a call in show. Keep up the good work and he'll lose his sponsors, he'll lose his places on those local stations.
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>>530181989
genius
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>>530182028
He doesn't put you on air. He'll talk to you on air but not let people hear what you're saying. If he trusts you he'll put you on after a minute, but he doesn't trust anyone that's not an old woman or someone he personally knows. He's hung up on a lot of people who may have been legitimate just because they were male.
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>>530182028
yup
>>530182037
our new gameplan
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>>530182028
No, he has a special button
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>>530181989
>>530182028
you fucks haven't been here long.

He won't get calls on the air. if it happens good, but 99.9% chance it won't. Don't even try. He'll call on the air and hang up, so try to waste his time. The less calls he does the less sponsors will like him. He also knows what "four chins" is very well.
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180 watching now on youtube, wonder how many of you fags there are
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>>530181540
anyone else listening to tunes and just watching for calls?

When he was drunk the rambling was funny but this shit is boring.
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>>530182291
Don't watch on youtube, watch on filmon. He knows youtube numbers, he gets to count them as views. Watching on filmon probably does nothing for him. Plus, last night he shut off the youtube feed in an attempt to get rid of us.
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>>530180715
bump
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>>530182278
I never said anything about getting on, I've been here since the raid started, and I am very aware I'm not getting on the air. My idea still stands.
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What the fuck is up with his forehead?
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this dude will not shut up, when are the fuckin calls
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>>530182807
he's borderline anyeurism
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>>530182807
His hairline is a capital M
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>>530182807
injected titan formula. Batman had to grenade punch him in the forehead to turn it off

>dat hairline
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tinychat / jesuscarpeter

get in here!! call bill!
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He's on
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>>530183085
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
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BILL KELLER

WE KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING THIS THREAD.
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BAD METH HABIT

YOU'LL SMOKE UP ALL THAT COCAINE
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Bump

new IRC channel is #4chanada
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>>530180107
he looks like he just woke up from binge drinking and never showered
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http://www.filmon.com/tv/the-walk-tv
BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILL
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WTF he's discussing probability and poker
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lol, out of everything that's a myth, it's luck.
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smokin dat cacaine
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looks like he's suffering from a hangover
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>>530183787
last week he got drunk and told an anon to kill themselves
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email him because god wants to set you free
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Can someone email him the sanic video, telling him it's a video tutorial on how to troll him? He'll open it and get ear raped PLUS, he'll know what Sanic is. He might say "Sanic" on the air.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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>>530184039
>mfw you're on the wrong side
captcha: verrydo Nominal
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>>530184402
Not gunna happen
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BOYS GET IN HERE

The calls are starting REAL SOON

We must consistently give him sanic. Remember, even hired callers and reused videos are hurting the show.
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when does he start taking calls
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>>530184771
explain this 'sanic' thing
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>>530184683
unless I do it.
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I wonder which hired callers we will hear tonight. KEEP CALLING. DON'T LET THEM GET THROUGH.
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Bill looks like he got dragged face down thru six marathons of pussy & liquor.
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>>530184875
look it up. It's this real quiet video that he hates.
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faggots
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>>530184819
5 mins probably
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>>530184875
Sanic Hegehog. Not Sonic the Hedgehog.
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GAMBLING. DRUGS. SHOPPING. ANAL SEX.
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>>530185048
FUCK GUYS THIS ANON IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE OPERATION
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>>530156657
>Hi, Bill? Bill Keller?
>May I please speak with Helen?
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HAPPENING. START CALLING.
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>all our friends watching online

awww. We love you too, BIll.
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CALLS ARE STARTING GET IN HERE
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CALLS ARE STARTED
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he has my phone
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Call and say you took his advice of touching your grandmother
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Don't bother pretending to be sincere. He'll cut you off and then talk for a long time about whatever you said. Just waste his time by making him hang up. Don't give him things to talk about.
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>>530185778
kek this
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>>530185547
he is getting wise. turning off his mic when the caller talks
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>>530185787
>Don't bother pretending to be sincere. He'll cut you off and then talk for a long time about whatever you said. Just waste his time by making him hang up. Don't give him things to talk about.
this.
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>>530185787
this anon speaks wise word
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THIS IS WHY YOU PLAY SANIC

SO HE CAN'T POSSIBLE PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING NICE.

If he can pretend you said something nice, he'll ramble, and ramble, and ramble. So your fake shit stories aren't working, for you fags who never did this before.
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>>530185778
screw that, do sanic
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>>530158336
There's about 5-10 seconds less delay on the TV streaming site.

If you're calling, use the TV stream for no delay
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>>530186151
This. Sanic is annoying enough that he'll just hang up right away. Anything else and he'll pretend to listen then pretend you said something else and just talk about something else. Everyone just play Sanic.
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how can i watch this online?
shits too good lol i must see
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>says gambling is bad
>telling us how to play the stock market
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if i call with skype, can i set skype's audio input to be my audio output? i want to blast sanic without having to hear it myself. any way i can do that?
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>>530185778
instead do
>>530186151
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>>530186584
Read the thread. Or at least read the first few posts. Damn.
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>>530184340
looks like he never stopped drinking
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>>530186584
Bottom of OPs post, you know that youtube has live streaming?
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>>530186698
just plug your ears dumbshit.
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Hey anons, I just got home from work. Have I missed anything?
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for fucks sakes, this guy is like a really cheap knock-off of glen beck.
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>>530186584
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U1NH0eMvc

use loic to take this site down 69.64.87.229
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Only a few miles from this guy.
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>>530186883
glen beck is a cheap knock-off of the shit I took on the bathroom floor
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emotvel formerly
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>>530186883
watched for 3mins, thinking the same thing
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Can someone actually go where he is and beat on the door as hard as possible? It will disrupt the show, and what the fuck is going to happen?

If possible blast sanic irl.
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>>530187218
this would be fantastic
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https://www.mailmeacatalog.com/

Get him signed up to second home property catalogs
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the trick to make him rage is bring up islam
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Why don't we just actually all rally together and call/email the people who air him or sponsor him. Together we can complain that he's doing hired callers/not enough callers or just reusing clips. They have to respond to that if 1000 people try.
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>>530187049

>>lol
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Somebody call him, tell him you're the St.Petersburgh police and tell him his office is on fire
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Should I send this to him?

http://www.pinkcherry.com/the-manhandler-cock-in-black
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That 6660 in his address
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>>530187589
YES
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If you newfags won't just do some loud noise, at least ask him about Oprah and Islam.

All you're doing by coming up with stories is giving him an opportunity to pretend you asked about something legitimate, in which case he will ramble on for 10 minutes without doing calls.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg

Blast this guys. Ruin his night.
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OK he's obviously scared of taking phone calls now
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>>530186813
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2U1NH0eMvc

oh wow, i didnt know that...so does he have a chat room or some shit also? is he going to start taking calls on air?
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Bills a faggot who E BEgs
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Hey guys, just joined the thread and wanted to say no one is going to help you, because no one likes you.
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you guys are sucking it up tonight
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>>530187781
listen guys, he gets scared when we take his site down. enter this ip into loic:
69.64.87.229
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>>530188048
M'kay Mr. Mackey
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"Giving is a form of worshipping"
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he is trying to bore us to sleep
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HE SAID LIVEPRAYER SANIC
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>>530188316
pshhhhhhh nothin personell....... kid
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>>530187741
This. Goddamnit, this. EVERYONE JUST PLAY THIS. THIS IS WHAT WASTES HIS TIME MORE THAN ANYTHING.
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"it is so sanic" ~Bill Keller the live prayer guy
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We are losing.

We are losing to a fat drunk with a mcdonalds arch hairline.
Call and play Sanic. Do not give him an opportunity to pretend you said anything of value.
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thank god hes talking about gambling, i forgot to place my bet on the broncos for sunday
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THIS NIGGER IS TRYING TO TROLL.

Or, he's losing his fucking mind.
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He's said sanic three times so far. Saying that other tv stations are telling him they saw him all over the internet & want him on their stations. Such a fuckin liar
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>You sanic them.
Confirmed troll.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS HE'S COUNTERTROLLING US

HE SAID SANIC 4X ON AIR
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He keeps saying sanic

I'm fucking scared.

This is fucking weird.
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>>530188476
We're not. he's trying to pretend he's cool with us and on our side, but we just made him take a week off because we pissed him off so bad. We made him show up to work drunk. We're making him not take any calls. He's pissed, he's just trying to pretend he's not. Keep at it. We're ruining his show, his viewers will leave, his sponsors will be pissed, he'll lose his stations.
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He's gone from taking calls for an hour and a half to taking calls for 45 minutes or less.
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>>530188576
5 times
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>>530188576
keller is itt dump gore
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>>530187679
>http://www.pinkcherry.com/the-manhandler-cock-in-black


i wrote a review for Bill.

>>and here comes the sales pitch for $$$$
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>>530188608
hold me anon, he's raping my sanic...
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>>530188608
I have heard it bout 3 times....
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He wants us to think he's cool and on our side.

Everyone you troll is going to do it.

Keep calling with Sanic. Let him know it doesn't work.
>>
Why does he keep saying sanic??
wtf is going on?
>>
CALL NOW WITH SANIC
>>
It's over, Bill won.
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Lol, he is trying to fucking make us believe his 3k extra YouTube viewers is netting him extra channels.

This drunk fuck is still on the same channels & is trying to put us off. What a shit attempt.
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HE CUT TO AN OLD CLIP. HE TRIED TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE DIDN'T BUT HE DID.
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He's got a different phone line to let the hired ones call.


FUCK


I just know it. Motherfucker out gamed us.
>>
6660 46th avenue N.
st petersburg FL 33708
his adress

send him threatining messages for the lulz
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listen to his boring phone calls with sanic in the background it makes it much better

nothin personel kid
>>
Another fucking hired caller?
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>>530188958
>3K

The highest he got was like 800 or something, it was usually much lower.
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HE IS ATTEMPTING TO TROLL US.
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GET HIM TO FIGHT WITH JOHN S BULLA. THEY LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN.
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He wins, morons.
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EMAIL AND CALL HIS SPONSOR

Tell them he's cutting to old clips without telling the fans, so he's not really doing calls.
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He said 'Jesus Carpeter' live on air

definitely trolling us

my sides
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what the hell...
/b/ needs to make him cry FUCKING NOW!!!
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we need a new tinychat he knows jesuscarpeter
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>>530189103
It shall happen
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>>530189097
If you were looking at the screen at the moment right before he answered the call you could see the cut. It was really obvious.
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. JESUSCARPETER IS BILL. HE USED US TO GET MORE VIEWERS AND SPREAD HIS SHOW TO OTHER NETWORKS.
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>>530189102
THIS IS NOT THE CASE. I JUST GOT IN AND BLASTED SANIC
>>
Hes trying to play this off as a positive... Don't give in faggots. Sanic for the next hour.
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>>530189408
>>530189390
What time? I didn't hear this.
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I HEARD THE SANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>530189478
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just got in here. have been in every other thread tho. is bill actually winning or cracking like an egg?
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>>530189259
I'm talking about literal video views.

He doesn't have shit for live viewers.
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We have a spy among us.....
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sorry i'm late, I came in here as soon as I saw the thread. What have I missed tonight? Anything noteworthy?
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>>530189650
Pretty sure he's winning. If we're to redeem ourselves we have to do something huge.
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>>530189689
He's saying sanic and jesuscarpeter over and over without acknowledging it

He's getting in our heads, don't let it happen.
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>>530189569
about the 1:09 mark
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>>530189478
THis nigga lurking /b/ while praying for niggas
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>>530189689

Hes mentioned sanic many MANY times and is attempting to make this a positive.
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>>530189478
That's what he wants you to think. He took a week off because he was so pissed he showed up to work drunk. Keep at it. He is pissed, he's just doing his best to not show it.
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Thats it guys.... Bill has won..... He used us to get more networks to pick up his show......
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>>530189689
>Update
>Bill keeps saying Sanic
>Bill said Jesus the carpeter live
>/b/ is losing
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>>530189102

nope, he didn't.

1. when he picks up, act normal, and watch the screen. when he's satisfied your legit, he flips a switch and you're live.

2. when you go live, introduce him to your sanic.

3. prophet
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>>530189798
No, he only wins if you stop calling with Sanic. He's pretending he's winning to make you give up. He's bluffing.
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>>530189840
>>530189806

Has anyone just called screaming their head off yet? Not even audible words just lots of belligerent screaming.
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We can't give up. This faggot can't win
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>>530189894

You are an idiot and clearly have no understand, please leave and let us do this...


Hes trying to make it come off as a positive. The fact is, hes still got like what, 800 views? so nothing. More than half are us. Just continue with sanic.
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what is going on in the tiny chat??
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He's fucking winning...
I don't know how, but he's winning... hard.
We have to redeem ourselves quick boys.
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>>530189894
no way this is true. he lies about everything. are you bill?
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>>530189894
Hi Bill. Your strategy isn't working. Everyone can tell you're trying to bluff us into thinking you're too powerful, but we remember you telling that kid to kill himself. We remember you drunk off your ass last week. We remember when you "missed your flight" twice and missed a week of shows.
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>>530189994

Not sure, he keeps it muted.
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>>530189689
just bill using 'sanic' as a random adjective five times at the top of the hour
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