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Guys, I need medical advice.
Not greentexting because im genuinely worried.
So I was fapping right? Average night. I had already fapped once prior to the incident, so my dick was stuck in flaccid limbo and I wanted to climax again. I decided to be ambitious and try prostate stimulation.
>Of course OP is a fag
I've done it before with great results, but not too often since a year ago when I had to go to the doctor for blood in my poop. I figured I'd gone too far in and scratched something, but I wasn't sure. Eh, fuck it. Im doing it anyway.
So about a minute in I notice that my butt feels more slippery than I remembered, and so I pulled out my finger to see nothing but blood all over it.
oh fuck
oh Fuck
oh FUCK
it isn't stopping. I had to run to the bathroom, rinse myself off in the shower, wash my hands, and fashion about 20 consecutive paper towel squares into makeshift ass maxi pads to soak up the blood. To put this in perspective, im feeling light headed from the lack of iron in my system now.
So the bleeding finally stopped and I was able to look at my butt to see if the damage was visible.
Luckily for me, it was kinda visible. I saw a fucking TEAR in my rectum.
It's on the dorsal side, directly under the tailbone, and its what im guessing to be a half a centimeter in depth, however I have no idea how far inwards it goes. It looked like someone accidentally clipped my anus with the tip of a pair of dissection scissors, that's how clean cut it looked.
I know that fucking would will open up next time I have to take a shit.
Do I run the risk of infection? Should I see a doctor? Wat do?
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Go to the fucking hospital.
Or superglue it.
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Jesus CHRIST, how is that a real question? Go to the doctor.
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>>528558243
tl:dr- Stuck finger in pooper to fap, split ass. lots of blood. Worry.
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>>528558243
Guys, im only 18. My moms dead and my dad doesn't know im gay. he'll disown me if he finds out. How the fuck am I supposed to explain a trash can full of blood and a serious ass wound?
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>>528561085
will bump with whatever the fuck so I get replies
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>>528561085
EMT here.
Im not a doctor so i cant give you full medical advice but heres my response to the information you've given.
Your rectum isnt that fragile. If you were really only fingering (how long are your nails btw?) that kind of bleeding and tearing is impossible unless you have something else going on.
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL NOW. Sepsis is a real dangerous thing and toxins from your ass leaking into your blood stream are an incredibly high reason for death.
You may already have a nasty infection starting. Go to the fucking doctor, since you're 18 they cant tell your dad shit legally anyways thanks to HIPPA. If anything just bring up the fact that you've had bleeding there before and it just randomly reopened/ruptured while you were taking a really hard shit or something. He doesnt need to know, but what you've got going on now is a real fucking serious thing.
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>>528562379
this is true
although you shouldn't lie to the doc about how it happened even though you lie to us
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>>528562379
fuck man fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck. im scared for real. I acted quick though and stopped the bleeding rather fast and ive safely determined that the wound is not internal at all, purely on the rectum itself. I also have it semi covered and I think its beginning to close up now. should I be safe for the night if I keep it covered?
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>>528561085
If you need to, tell him you were trying to clip your butt hairs because you were tired of shit getting stuck in them. Tell him you slipped.
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>>528563045
tell the doctor the truth, like i said from fingering thats not normal.
get to the hospital right fucking now
DONT DRIVE YOURSELF. HAVE YOUR DAD DRIVE YOU OR CALL AN AMBULANCE. if he asks say you were taking a shit and then tons of blood started coming out of your ass, thats reason enough.
you should be alright. if you wait though you might not be. godspeed /b/ro.
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>>528563045
Goddammit, dude. Seriously? Call the doctor right now. Don't worry about your dad, if he asks? You have a shitty diet and you've torn your ass before by shitting too hard. The doctor will give you at least one of the following: peace of mind, and/or medication to fix the problem. Just fucking go.
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As a kind of reference to exactly where it is, I'd say about here.
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STOP POSTING AND FUCKING GO. WHY ARE YOU EVEN STILL HERE? IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR. GO.
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>>528563045
i'll say this once more. go to the hospital.
i dont care how fast you acted, or that the bleeding is stopped. you have an open wound in your rectum. its not scabbed over, toxins can and will get inside.
its not life threatening yet, but if you wait and try to ignore this it will be. the fact that you've lost so much blood you're feeling woozy is a bad sign already.
go to the hospital and you'll be fine.
ONCE AGAIN DO NOT DRIVE YOURSELF. you wouldn't believe how many people dont make it because they think they can get themselves there. if your dad wont take you call 911 for an ambulance. either way you need to get that taken care of sooner rather than later.
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>>528564881
Just in case you're stupid enough to still be reading this, listen to what this guy said. Get yourself to the hospital somehow. Christ.
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>>528562379
so if left ignored for several months, after how long would it be okay to assume it wont become fatal?
it is possible for it to go away on its own without anything negative occurring right?
are there any signs of a starting infection or one already present?
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>>528566109
are you fucking retarded?
months? are you fucking serious? i'm talking over the course of a couple days or maybe a weekish as best before you start getting really sick over it.
>is it possible for it to go away on its own with no negative outcome.
sure, it could, but theres also (and in my opinion) a much larger chance it wont just go away with no problems. If it were just a little bit of blood that went away with like 2 wipes id say probably not a big deal, considering you lost so much its made you woozy and you had to make a fucking pad to stop it all, NO I WOULD NOT SAY IT WOULD GO AWAY ON ITS OWN OR THAT IT IS IN ANY WAY FINE TO LEAVE AS IT IS.
not always and not usually until its spread to the point where you'd be pretty much fucked. Its your life you're playing with, do you really want to risk it?
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL NOW. im not telling you anything else.
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>>528568146
not OP lack of cruise control much?
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>>528568915
op needs the letters extra big
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>>528568146
>not always and not usually until its spread to the point where you'd be pretty much fucked.
any idea how long that takes?
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>>528568915
dude i aint even capslock. i fucking shifted every one of those.
my professional view of this case if he doesnt get it looked it would pretty much be "oh look, easily preventable death #10839486765 due to the patient having too much pride and dying over it"
seriously doctors see all sorts of shit all the time, they dont give a fuck. They will look at your body with the coroner though and say "yep, had they just gotten that looked at right away they'd be out and about with their life right now instead of on this table. oh well"
seriously, there are so many deaths that happen due to stupidity exactly like this.
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>>528569364
until the point where you're already fucked.
IM NOT FUCKING ANSWERING THAT.
GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. NO BODY CARES YOU WERE FINGERING YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY JUST TELL PEOPLE YOU HAD A SUPERSHIT. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ITS NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE YOU GOD DAMNED RETARD
>pic related - the exact opposite of you.
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>>528570231
lel you have been trolled XD
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>>528570441
i can only hope...
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>>528570231
god dammit once again it's not OP you're replying to i'm pretty sure you scared him off.
Now answer please the blood wasn't as much as in his case but sometimes when the wound re opened it would be a couple wipes.
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>>528558243
what the fuck are you doing on 4chan go to a doctor.
why would you even take the time to ask us?
blood is coming out of your ass and you've seen the tear in your ass, yet you post on here for advice? r u 13?
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>>528571471
lel you have been trolled XD
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>>528571471
just stating again, im only an EMT, not a doctor so i dont know everything and cant nessicarally give you 100% complete answers.
Theres not really a blanket answer for infection onset times. Different infections in different areas with different causes all take varying amounts of time, and sometimes the early symptoms could be be fucking anything from being more drowsy than normal to feeling like you have a cold or other stupid shit.
so whats your situation exaclty? were you fingering too or did it just start bleeding? How long has the bleeding been going on? I need more info on your specific scenario to give you more information.
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>>528570986
fag go back to being a taxi for sick people
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>>528558243
Prolly need to get it checked out. At least cleaned up a bit by ER staff. Tell the ER staff the truth, we know liars. Also you can tell your dad you slipped in the shower and struck your ass on the edge. ER staff can't legally tell your father anything. You do run the risk of infection so again get it cleaned up. I work in the ER and trust me we see this all the time, you can always use the excuse "I fell on it" with a big smile to get a little laugh.
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>>528572517
will do - as soon as i finish this beer and have a nap.
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