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Dick rate thread.

Rate mine and I'll rate yours.

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Any days that end in "Y" are days that you should have sex!

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Ask A Hippy anything

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PLEASE RATE MY PENIS.

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>Be me
>Utopian socialist monarch of Sweden
>have day off thanks to paid paternity holiday
>meet fellow parent in cafe
>kek about mad men
>asks me who my favourite character is
>I say John Hamm
>Alarms sound
>all of Sweden has been triggered by the word ham
>haram.jpg
>My friend doesn't want to be associated with me
>gets up and leaves
>he already has to go to mandatory bigot counselling for liking a photo of the pope on FB in 2k15
>Apologise profusely to Muslim in cafe
>see he's raping a woman
>I don't judge, islam is a religion of peace, would be called a bigot for reporting
>mob has gathered in cafe after hearing about my bigotry
>more sandals than a crowd of 40yo bachelors at the beach
>shit.jpg
>look back at the woman being raped
>It's lady gaga
>here to promote the virtues of Islam
>her meat dress has been torn off
>idea.jpg
>put it on and run outside
>untouchable
>flee to middle east
>build a wall made of ham in Jerusalem
>surround with moat of alcohol
>mfw I solved the middle east crisis

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YLYL Minion edition

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https://eroshare.com/ftn39imz

Anyone interested in finding her?

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dick rate thread?

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Hey guys.
I'm looking at making a company I've been thinking up for a long timem. I've finally saved enough money to actually trademark the name and begin manufacturing merchandise etc...
However, when I began the trademarking process, I kinda second guessed the name I had picked.
I'm here to ask you guys for some suggestions as far as names go with a automotive oriented clothing brand.
I really like the whole Japanese car culture, and really just want a simple one word name that shows what the community is about.
Some names I really like for example are: illest, supreme, fatlace, dapper, etc... Anyone have some input for me?

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rate my gf

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Rate my dick /b/

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Protesters in Barcelona urge Spain to take in more refugees

Tens of thousands of demonstrators march following mayor’s call to challenge the government over its failure to accept country’s quota of migrants.

"Ada Colau, the mayor of Spain’s second city, had called on Barcelona residents to “fill the streets” and march under the slogan volem acollir (“We want to welcome them” in Catalan). Local police said approximately 160,000 people had heeded her call."

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/b/, I'm a white male. As a white male, I've found that, because of the bad rap that my race has in the eyes of minorities, that I am uncomfortable around black people. I do not hate minorities, but the fear that I am being negatively judged for being white makes feel uncomfortable. I'd imagine that, in return, this makes me appear racist. Its a lose-lose.

To the rest of you white males who aren't being racist pricks to everyone, how do you deal with it? I wish I could stop thinking about it but I can't. Whenever I'm in public I just feel like I'm the bad guy.

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>be me
>2:30am
>everyone's asleep
>decide to go to bathroom and jerk off
>see lotion
>this is going to be a special jerk off
>get my dick all nice and creamy
>feelsgodlyman.jpg
>make sure doors locked one last time
>keep going
>heat squishy noises from creamy dick
>go slower
>hear front door open
>whosherethislate.jpg
>whatever
>continue jerking it
>2 mins later
>find great video
>start going at it
>hear knock on door
>fuckmeliterallyfuckme.gif
>say hold on
>quickly lose boner
>wash hands
>hear second knock
>1 min
>finish washing hands and no boner
>drying hands off
>3rd knock
>just a sec
>open door 15 sec later
>walk out without finishing
>step sister goes into bathroom
>doesn't shut door
>throws something in toilet
>flushes
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.mov


>mfw she ruined my godly jerk off to throw something in the toilet when she could've threw it in the trash like a normal person or in the kitchen sink

In the amount of time it took me to get out and her knock 3 times she could've walked 15 feet to the kitchen and throw it away somewhere in there.. Why are girls so fucking stupid?

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Story time: Disaster in London.

Someone is going around bugging houses and using the microphones as speakers (presumably with a hardware modification).

The idiots are trying to influence how people think by making people consider things simply by talking about them. Mention a red car and a person will spot more red cars on the road.

Other people abusing this tech are using hypnosis. Some are insulting listeners to destroy their identity over time and are then brain washing them. Sexual and gender identities in particular are targeted heavily.

The audio is not noticeable to the vast majority of people. It is hard to record because it is mixed with static on purpose. Noise removal is difficult.

Spread this meme story. A covert takeover is in progress.