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You need more I
Oats in your diet.

If its less than 1 i will do it.

>>726890094
I do 1 pushup

OP here
>be me 19
>going home drunk
>drinking after going to the movies (5 hours ago)
>get home mom, aunt and cousin are drunk, mostly aunt
>(Story is about aunt)
>She is drunk as fuck so am I, she wants to go home, wants her son to tie her laces on her hills

OP
>Son is kind of a dick, tells her no
>She puts her legs over me (lets call her J)
>She gently rubs her legs over my legs, instant boner and she feels the boner
>Rolls her legs harder and asks for help with her laces
>Being the drunk and high mofo I am i doit without hessitation (dont know how to spell it lo 2 drunk and not american)
> She puts the other leg over me and I tie it
>She wants to go home and my cuz wont take her cause he is mad at her (he is doing rehab for coke and alcohol)

bump for interest

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>>726897862

bamp

Bamp

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Requesting this little pal eating a bunch of twinkies.

>>726898848
Fuck off, Abusefag.

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Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA

attempts to bump

>>726896307
fucking nice

AshhBecca

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bump!

Just messaged her and Now we wait. Keep em coming guys

what the fuck

>>726898300
you suck. noone likes you. be an hero

>>726898300
Of cours it was pruned you piece of fucking shit. That's my girlfriend. I could have you paying me $500 per infraction you piece of fucking garbage. I have lawyers, too.

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Isn't Asian female/White male the most common interracial partnership?

Really makes you think

>>726894598
no its actually hispanic/white

don't you know Japanese are honorary whites

>>726893969
Huh.?

>>726894661
Nice... kind of

rooooool

roooollllliiiinnnnggggg

Rollio

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Mainly used for walking is my spirit animal

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Rate
>mfw all time crush

>>726897105
6/10 pic is blurry, skinny but no tits

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>>726897105

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>>726894727
another pic from anon's girl