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request - Supergirl kissing Optimus Prime on his cheek :p

>>728875817

How about a cute preggo babe?

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hello all,how is your day going?

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>>728873336
It's probably not as overtly aggressive as an all out racial slur but deliberately misgendering someone because "you have the right to call them a guy" just basically says you don't have any respect for them.

>>728874444
Why did quads have to go to this retard

>>728874444
Worst quads, respect is earned not given.

>There is something wrong with my brain that makes me think I am the King of France

This person clearly has a mental disorder and needs psychiatric help.

>There is something wrong with my brain that makes me think I am a woman

So brave, you go girl.

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Claimed

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>>728874272 YouKnow
Is there anything specific that raises it faster?

reporting in

>>728868256
Welcome fellow drunkard

>>728868256
not drunk at present, still working. will be soon though.

I have some hope that my liver will hold out, dad's still hasn't failed and he was drinking as much as me at this age.

Self bump the others will be back in about an hour so i have to be quick come on somebody has to have experience in this

Get a bunch of pics and share op

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Put poop in hair

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>>728870744
Anon from other thread here? Or anyone else want some?

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I have the set if anyone wants

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kik shtersgg if you wanna trade

>Be at party with girlfriend.
>I am notorious for groping women at parties, it's to the point where we don't even get invited to parties anymore, but my gf believes my innocence.
>anyway, we went to some party before we stopped getting invited.
>See this hot brunette/semi-redhead at the party.
>It's a halloween party.
>She's dressed in this like, sexy alice in wonderland mad hatter/bunny outfit or something.
>Gf is downstairs drinking with people.
>I'm upstairs alone with this girl. She's semi-drunk, but still pretty coherent.
>Slowly caress her leg.
>She doesn't protest.
>I keep doing it.
>Eventually get to move my hand up her skirt and under her ass while she's sitting on the chair next to me.
>She jokingly says, "I don't even know you." But doesn't stop me.
>There are some people around us, so I can't be too open.
>Eventually get her to come outside on the front/side yard.

cont'd.

>>728871245
>This girl was fucking beautiful. Like an 8 for me. Maybe a 9.
>She was married and at the party with her husband who was downstairs partying with the other people.
>So I get her out on the front yard. It's dark.
>I talk to her. Make small talk.
>Eventually, no joke, I start groping her crotch again and she doesn't protest.
>I up it one and start moving my hand up her skirt and down her pantyhose and thong from behind.
>Make my way to her pussy.
>Iamactuallyfeelingthiswoman'spussy.bat
>Pull down her panties.
>I get more bold and literally pull out my erect cock from behind her and put it between her legs. It's actually between her legs at her bare pussy. To this day I can't believe how easy that was; and all she responded with again was, "Wow, I don't even know you."
>I keep showering her with compliment.
I realize some anons here may not believe this story, but it's 100% true and I'm an old fag (34 years old), so I've gained a lot of confidence over the years and know when I'm good to go take it further and when to stop.

con't

OP here. You guys need to bump at least, otherwise, we'll Five Oh Five.

these threads are posted by some sorta evil mastermind who wants to know all our secrets
i dont trust em

[the following is gaaay]

I rubbed my butt-hole area with a massager three times, came on two of the occasions

It was forgettable the first time, fun the second, and not worth the hassle the third

>>728865428
im in love with someone and the thought of her with anyone else angers me

>>728867167
You can't bring it back, anon. It will never go back.

>>728867265
I know, man. It's a sad, sad thought.

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That time has passed... its with blockbuster videos now

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self bump

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Anybody got any of hers? She's in WA

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>>728866870

Long and decently thick: 8/10
Am male

It is a penis

You are male

>>728865863
lol shitlord

Nice dubs and you look like a creepy butler just saying and u bout a 2 sorry kiddo

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>no mean comments

Do you know where you are?

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Im in Heaven